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18 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Honestly it's worth the $5 to enter the funniest name contest. I'm going to think on it and see what I can come up with. 

ETA: Guys, don't bother. Someone already won. Shriveled Swampdick. 

I.C. Molecules is my fave, so far.

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35 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Honestly it's worth the $5 to enter the funniest name contest. I'm going to think on it and see what I can come up with. 

ETA: Guys, don't bother. Someone already won. Shriveled Swampdick. 

Awww, thanks.  That was one of my contributions 😀

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39 minutes ago, Turquoise said:

The donation names are hilarious!
I'm surprised Classy Court Heels hasn't made an appearance yet...

It has.  Along with More Classier Court Hills and Trash That Hit the Lottery.  

Stop It! Is still up for grabs. 

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1 hour ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

David's fundraising is up to a whole $65!

 "It’s very hard to maintain the life we live with all the false information being spread around about myself and being a well-known public figure."

https://www.gofundme.com/f/JusticeForKaden

While Olivia's surpassed her $5k goal and has been raised to 8K in 24 hours. People are still donating every 10 minutes or so.

Sorry UBT, you're never going to 'maintain the life we live' because neither of you can earn a living and it seems like every cent you're able to pull in with click bait is going toward lawyers, the already dead brow kit and airfare to and from DC and NYC. The swamp will swallow your stinking prefab and you'll both be left with nothing. Couldn't happen to more deserving slime.

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lovesnark

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8 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

Has anybody taken MTV Ballon's yet? You know they’re looking for fucking revenge.

I've seen Balloon Popping Lunatic or something like it, don't think I've seen the actual balloons donating yet😂😂

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17 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

I never thought I would ever be so delighted watching a fund raiser bomb. You just know they are watching his Ex rake it all in while they have 70 bucks!

Team Kaeden for the win.

It's pretty hilarious, huh? What is even funnier is that they think their 'fans'  1) Have money to donate to their cause and 2) that their leghumpers are as strong in numbers as the rest of the world with functioning brain cells. They should know by now that they are so hated by such a large number of people, they have a snowballs chance in hell of having a shred of success with anything. 

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On 8/26/2019 at 7:51 AM, ghoulina said:

They can. In my state, you have to do dual enrollment; then your child (ren) can receive any school services, participate in any programs, etc. My kids are not dual enrolled, but I know some who are. 

I don't remember Jenelle and David ever claiming they were going to homeschool all of them. I thought it was just Maryssa; and that she had decided to go back to public school this year? 

I'm a pretty strong advocate for minimal government involvement in homeschooler's lives. Unfortunately, these fucks are the small minority that make people want to clamp down on the regulations. 

Unfortunately, so many people who are child abusers use homeschooling as a way of keeping the kids out of the view of public school teachers and administrators who might recognize the signs of abuse in a child. Worst case example the couple in California who "homeschooled" their kids but never did any such thing...chained them up, starved them, lived in squalor and beat them. There has to be some form of checking in to make sure homeschooling is really going on and that kids are safe, taken care of and getting an education. The two women who had adopted six children and lived in Washington State did the same thing. Claimed they were homeschooling the kids but were physically abusing them and starving them...when authorities were notified by neighbors that some bad stuff was going down they fled with the kids and then went off a cliff at a high rate of speed in California and killed everyone including themselves. It pisses me off that people misuse homeschooling so they can hurt and abuse their kids...and if it takes the local government to oversee homeschooling for the safety of kids then I'm all for it. 

7 minutes ago, druzy said:

Does anyone know why he was in court?

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3 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I never thought I would ever be so delighted watching a fund raiser bomb. You just know they are watching his Ex rake it all in while they have 70 bucks!

Team Kaeden for the win.

I need some bomb ass edibles to see how this shit plays out.

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Just following on from what I said before, people are posting nude photos of Jenelle with truly awful comments on her GoFundMe. It's going too far. I wish that Jenelle and David would sink into the Swamp and never be seen again. They are foul examples of humans who shouldn't have custody of a pot plant. That said, what is happening now is real close to revenge porn and IMO crosses the line. 

If people want to get involved, just donate to Olivia's GoFundMe. Just let the cash difference between the two do the talking. How does it help anyone to make vile comments about Jenelle's genitals that she will see? I guarantee you the kids will be suffering for this because that's who it will be taken out on. 

Just donate to Olivia and leave it there. 

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41 minutes ago, ChocolateAddict said:

Just following on from what I said before, people are posting nude photos of Jenelle with truly awful comments on her GoFundMe. It's going too far. I wish that Jenelle and David would sink into the Swamp and never be seen again. They are foul examples of humans who shouldn't have custody of a pot plant. That said, what is happening now is real close to revenge porn and IMO crosses the line. 

If people want to get involved, just donate to Olivia's GoFundMe. Just let the cash difference between the two do the talking. How does it help anyone to make vile comments about Jenelle's genitals that she will see? I guarantee you the kids will be suffering for this because that's who it will be taken out on. 

Just donate to Olivia and leave it there. 

Who are you directing this to? I don't think anyone here is responsible.

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1 minute ago, DangerousMinds said:

Who are you directing this to? I don't think anyone here is responsible.

Sorry I should have made it clearer, I don't think anyone here is responsible! I'm just talking about in the context of Jenelle's GoFundMe. 

I guess I'm just trying to say that I'm uncomfortable with how far people are willing to take this. And while there have been comments that if you put your life on social media, this comes with the territory, I think that people (not necessarily us!) are crossing the line. Contacting Kaiser's sports team, posting Jenelle's nudes, it's really escalated in the last week. And again, I'm not a Jenelle defender, but I do wonder when enough will be enough for some internet people. 

Like I said, I don't think anyone here is doing it but it's more a general comment about how people are using GoFundMe to hit back at Jenelle and David and seem to be willing to do anything to make them angry. 

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@ChocolateAddict I haven’t been over to Swampland since I last checked him out to see them earn 70 bucks and at that time there weren’t many comments and I didn’t see photos. I agree the photos are not cool. She puts out enough nasty shots herself. 

I’m glad Olivia blew the top off her GFM. I hope that helps. 

This story is all over the blogs printing out all the crazy names.😂

Worries me a lil that David is strolling the courthouse. He sure loves them when HE needs them. 

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4 hours ago, ChocolateAddict said:

Sorry I should have made it clearer, I don't think anyone here is responsible! I'm just talking about in the context of Jenelle's GoFundMe. 

I guess I'm just trying to say that I'm uncomfortable with how far people are willing to take this. And while there have been comments that if you put your life on social media, this comes with the territory, I think that people (not necessarily us!) are crossing the line. Contacting Kaiser's sports team, posting Jenelle's nudes, it's really escalated in the last week. And again, I'm not a Jenelle defender, but I do wonder when enough will be enough for some internet people. 

Like I said, I don't think anyone here is doing it but it's more a general comment about how people are using GoFundMe to hit back at Jenelle and David and seem to be willing to do anything to make them angry. 

Agree 100%. We would all love to see UBT and Chinelle crash and burn, but they'll do it to themselves.

I always think of what Michelle Obama said: they go low, we go high, I'm misquoting but it's about taking the high road.  Jenelle can put all the nudes she wants out there, but they're hers, nobody else has that right.

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Uncle JUICE

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12 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

I never thought I would ever be so delighted watching a fund raiser bomb. You just know they are watching his Ex rake it all in while they have 70 bucks!

Team Kaeden for the win.

Who would have guessed that Team Swamptrash would have scored yet another "Own Goal" like this. I mean you couldn't have scripted a better outcome. $70. Amazing. 

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16 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

"It’s very hard to maintain the life we live with all the false information being spread around about myself and being a well-known public figure."

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Get off the internet asshole and everyone will forget you ever existed. 

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9 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

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Get off the internet asshole and everyone will forget you ever existed. 

Right--there are many, many people out there who have no clue who these assholes are--and if Jenelle and David would stay off of or privatize social medial, most would forget about them (that is, until they wind up on the news or the ID channel).

I'd say at least 90% of their problems are of their own making and due to choices they have made. They are not victims.

There is a right to freedom of speech and expression, but it cuts both ways. There is no "right" to use public social media without consequences.

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Well it looks like she closed her GoFund me page.  At least it isn't on her Facebook anymore.  Ahh... it's Friday and we have a 3 day weekend coming up.  This just makes it a little bit better.

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12 hours ago, kicksave said:

Unfortunately, so many people who are child abusers use homeschooling as a way of keeping the kids out of the view of public school teachers and administrators who might recognize the signs of abuse in a child. Worst case example the couple in California who "homeschooled" their kids but never did any such thing...chained them up, starved them, lived in squalor and beat them. There has to be some form of checking in to make sure homeschooling is really going on and that kids are safe, taken care of and getting an education. The two women who had adopted six children and lived in Washington State did the same thing. Claimed they were homeschooling the kids but were physically abusing them and starving them...when authorities were notified by neighbors that some bad stuff was going down they fled with the kids and then went off a cliff at a high rate of speed in California and killed everyone including themselves. It pisses me off that people misuse homeschooling so they can hurt and abuse their kids...and if it takes the local government to oversee homeschooling for the safety of kids then I'm all for it.

Yea, while those cases are AWFUL; I'll never be for letting a small minority of homeschoolers dictate what happens for the rest of us. I'm an anarchist, so I want government out of everything. Including my homeschooling. Sadly, there are plenty of abused public school kids who fly right under the radar either. And I've seen too many cases where the state gets involved and turns things upside for perfectly normal families. 

2 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I got an email from GoFundMe. They can't process payments without the name on the card, so everyone that used a funny name will have to go to the link they send and correct it.

Well, that's no fun. 

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2 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I got an email from GoFundMe. They can't process payments without the name on the card, so everyone that used a funny name will have to go to the link they send and correct it.

I think you can use a fictitious name on the first part, but you have to change it on the signature section when you enter your credit card info.  Also, if you use a real person's name they may not process the payment either way.

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23 hours ago, lovesnark said:

UBT and Thundercunt started a GoFundMe to raise money for his legal fees. He's whining about not being able to earn a living because he's a well known public figure and people are saying bad things about him and they're all lies😂😂😂

Whatever happened to #homesteading???  Live off the land, mf-er!

I just finished reading that long rambling rant from Jenelle about David's exes and if everything she says about them is true, I have to say, David definitely has a "type"!  And, if I were a mom of two out there in the dating world and ran across a man like David and he told me all this about his exes and his past, etc., I would most definitely have second and third thoughts about getting involved with someone with so much drama in his life.  What exactly about David is/was so appealing to Jenelle?  This dude was a train wreck from day one and it just keeps getting worse!

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2 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Yea, while those cases are AWFUL; I'll never be for letting a small minority of homeschoolers dictate what happens for the rest of us. I'm an anarchist, so I want government out of everything. Including my homeschooling. Sadly, there are plenty of abused public school kids who fly right under the radar either. And I've seen too many cases where the state gets involved and turns things upside for perfectly normal families. 

Well, that's no fun. 

Then what is the solution? Do nothing? Of course there are abused kids that fly under the radar, but for those that don't and get help it's a life saver. I personally have known several kids that were saved from terrible abusive situations by the school counselors and very compassionate, caring teachers. One was a girl in my son's class at high school who had been raped repeatedly by her father and was impregnated by him. The school alerted the appropriate authorities and he was arrested and subsequently jailed for a number of years. The girl was sent to live with her mom and had the baby. Last I heard, after years of therapy, she was doing well and was married.

I don't agree with your political views on no government but respect your right to your views. In cases of children and adolescents I think that children should be protected from predators, abusers and others that want to do harm to them...if that means local government steps in to arrest a parent/parents and send abused children to other loving relatives to live with the that seems like a humane and merciful solution to a terrible situation.

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7 hours ago, lovesnark said:

I got an email from GoFundMe. They can't process payments without the name on the card, so everyone that used a funny name will have to go to the link they send and correct it.

Well that sucks! I hope everyone that donated to Olivia will go ahead and do it anyway. All the names are printed and out there now. They (Janelle and FuckFace) got the message. 

My problem with THEM homeschooling is that I fear they will raise the kids with no education at all. And why only Marissa? I feel like they use her for childcare and she will be booted out at 18 with no education at all. 

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2 hours ago, kicksave said:

Then what is the solution? Do nothing? Of course there are abused kids that fly under the radar, but for those that don't and get help it's a life saver. I personally have known several kids that were saved from terrible abusive situations by the school counselors and very compassionate, caring teachers. One was a girl in my son's class at high school who had been raped repeatedly by her father and was impregnated by him. The school alerted the appropriate authorities and he was arrested and subsequently jailed for a number of years. The girl was sent to live with her mom and had the baby. Last I heard, after years of therapy, she was doing well and was married.

I don't agree with your political views on no government but respect your right to your views. In cases of children and adolescents I think that children should be protected from predators, abusers and others that want to do harm to them...if that means local government steps in to arrest a parent/parents and send abused children to other loving relatives to live with the that seems like a humane and merciful solution to a terrible situation.

I agree, and have to say, abuse and neglect aren't the only reasons homeschooling should be regulated by the government. There is also the fact that there are people who use homeschooling to isolate their children, usually for religious reasons or because they don't want their children associating with "undesirable" people. I think of people like the Duggars and how they use homeschooling to indoctrinate and control their children. And frankly, while I admit governments are often flawed, living without any kind of government is a scary proposition to me. No government means no laws, and the survival of the fittest. Nope, I don't want the Davids and Jenelles of the world running completely buck wild. Shit, I'd have to get a gun and improve my aim lol. I'd rather have police to do it for me.

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I went in for $25. I wouldn’t have until UBT decided to do one crying not being able to maintain their “lifestyle”.

I used my own name cause I read the GoFundMe rules first. I also asked to be Anonymous- but they didn’t do that. Oh well - I don’t give a shit.

ETA - get a fucking job David. Aren’t you the “hardest working” man in North Carolina?

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30 minutes ago, Lemons said:

I just looked at that and it was ended.  I wonder why?

One look at those photos of David and 99.9% of people would say No Way, even if they had no idea who he was.  Most of the people who ponied up five bucks did so in order to tell J&D what colossal pieces of shit they are via the comments section.  I guess they both had enough of the abuse and decided to throw in the towel.

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Someone on Reddit said there were nude photos of Olivia posted to the comment section of her GFM page.  Comments at this point in time have been removed.  Who else but David Asshole Eason would stoop so low as to do something like that?

It will never happen, but wouldn't it be nice if he got busted for revenge porn?

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19 hours ago, Mkay said:

Probably complaining about everyone on the “interwebs being mean to him.”

Whatever happened to him self-towing that poor man’s legally parked truck? Of course while Jenelle laughed and encouraged him.

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31 minutes ago, Jennifersdc said:

Whatever happened to him self-towing that poor man’s legally parked truck? Of course while Jenelle laughed and encouraged him.

It keeps getting continued, but there's another court date coming up soon (I think Sept 9) - criminal charges that might actually have some teeth to them because of his criminal record.  

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FairyDusted

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1 hour ago, Jennifersdc said:

I can’t even laugh at this one enough. Even with no edibles.

Here ya go.😉 You would think she would ask some of the lawyers she has used for a recommendations. Bet she had outstanding bills with them.

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