90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does she have to get dressed and made up and set things up? Go to the courthouse! What the fuck is wrong with these people??

Right! Get married and have your reception later. Jeez louise. 

[Mr. Miner]

When Mucous talks you can see why Anna’s panties get so wet. So sexy!

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Murcel really is a simpleton isn't he?

I want Anna to clean up my piss for the rest of my life!

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I wonder if there is zoning for residential shit sheds?  

I'm sure it's an illegal dwelling.

[Archer27]

Is the sudden surprise going to be Joey's arrival?

[Kroliosis]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Don't they have to get a license first?  Sign something official?  I am so confused.  Just having a ceremony in the backyard counts??

No. They both needed to go to the court house to get the license. So fake!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, taking bets now. $20 says Joey turns up at the 11th hour.

$25 the mum comes too

[Mu Shu]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I agree, but I would be concerned about the first kids getting screwed by him having subsequent kids in another marriage. My sons will end up with nothing because daddy dearest decided to have four more with his child bride.

Why? If he’s paying alimony, any money Juliana makes can be considered too. 
 

This hag is set. 

 

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, kendi said:

He says this in front of his daughter. This is the shit I'm sure the kids overhear all the time. It's a freaking weird "relationship" that Michael and Sarah have. I get it, you are both there for their kids but jeez, boundaries!!! They're both newly married now, right? Do they go on double dates now?

The way he talks about her hotness  in front of the kids ... I’ll bet Max will start having some little fantasy about her. Teen-age boy and hot step mommy.... 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

 She probably did a Darcey wash up at the airport.

Ahhh, those were the golden days of this shite show we all love

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He couldn’t work the steamer. 

He is simple like a fox.  If he pretends he can't do anything, he can count on Anna making her sons do everything for him.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is Metamucil from Turkey or another planet?

I think we are being played by production (as in the whole flew in from Turkey, again) unless Metamucil had to connect thru another US city because you have to claim your luggage before you go thru customs, Meta just walked over to baggage claim and got his bag.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Archer27 said:

Is the sudden surprise going to be Joey's arrival?

OF COURSE IT IS. But it would be hilarious if it was ICE. 

[CSunshine76]

2 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Why didn't they just get married at city hall and have a party the following week.  Why the need for this stress when time is of the essence.

This show has no time for your logic and reasoning! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

When Mucous talks you can see why Anna’s panties get so much wet. So much sexy!

FTFY.

[Leilani]

5 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Why didn't they just get married at city hall and have a party the following week.  Why the need for this stress when time is of the essence.

Sharp must be footing the bill for the back yard cheap wedding so Joey can  show feel good side plot to go along with the lame ass middle aged and low IQ Romeo and Juliet main plot.

Edited February 10, 2020 by Leilani

[sainte-chapelle]

Mike's cat needs to run, Natalie might get jealous and boil it.

[RealReality]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OF COURSE IT IS. But it would be hilarious if it was ICE. 

exactly.  This is a missed opportunity. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I think we are being played by production (as in the whole flew in from Turkey, again) unless Metamucil had to connect thru another US city because you have to claim your luggage before you go thru customs, Meta just walked over to baggage claim and got his bag.

To quote Elaine, fake, fake, fake fake!

[Frozendiva]

City Hall may have closed for the day.

[greekmom]

I was thinking the same thing (re City Hall) but I am wondering if they would have missed their hours of operation due to when he arrived.  

They really just needed a Justice of the Peace come over and have 2 friends as witnesses. No fuss no muss.

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He couldn’t work the steamer. 

How hard can it be, same principle as the smoker they use to control the bees. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

The way he talks about her hotness  in front of the kids ... I’ll bet Max will start having some little fantasy about her. Teen-age boy and hot step mommy.... 

Max will be the most popular boy in his class. He'll invite his friends over to see his hot step mom. Bonus points if she's in her bathing suit or in workout gear. 

[Azubah]

At least he looked genuinely happy. That's a change from everyone else.

[Christina]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I think we are being played by production (as in the whole flew in from Turkey, again) unless Metamucil had to connect thru another US city because you have to claim your luggage before you go thru customs, Meta just walked over to baggage claim and got his bag.

They were waiting for his plane to arrive from Chicago, so that must have been his first US landing

[LennieBriscoe]

WTH is with Metamucil's shirt collar?

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I think we are being played by production (as in the whole flew in from Turkey, again) unless Metamucil had to connect thru another US city because you have to claim your luggage before you go thru customs, Meta just walked over to baggage claim and got his bag.

He probably landed in Chicago then had another flight to Omaha.

[OldButHappy]

That's a lot of bride there...

[Archer27]

Didn't they have two hours to marry around 3 hours ago???

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OF COURSE IT IS. But it would be hilarious if it was ICE. 

I thought maybe he got the “frank and beans” caught in the zipper. 

[Gobi]

Mucus must have the same tailor as CT Mike.

[charmed1]

Mursel looks terrible. His collar and tie are screwed up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I would respect Joey forever if he didn’t show.

[Angry Moldovan]

Dratz, he saw the bride, bad luck. They’re not going to make it

[Pepper Mostly]

So it didn't occur to Anna to think of a way to include her kids in the wedding? She is awful. 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Max will be the most popular boy in his class. He'll invite his friends over to see his hot step mom. Bonus points if she's in her bathing suit or in workout gear. 

Shades of Modern Family.

[LucyEth]

So her children are not really her top priority.  One son did not want her to marry a man he does not like and she is doing it anyway.  Hope she has no problems with the oldest due to her decision.

[hookedontv]

Have been watching but only now getting on to the live chat. Gah I can’t stand Anna and Mursel!! Getting married, still can’t communicate, and why the fuck didn’t they just have a JP marry them and then have a party tomorrow . 

[kacesq]

God they both look horrible. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Anna's friend told her with a straight face her hair looked great. 

 

[Leilani]

Do you think anyone at the wedding or any of Anna's friends notice that Mursell is 'slow'. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So it didn't occur to Anna to think of a way to include her kids in the wedding? She is awful. 

Dumb dumbo who’s dumb.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mursel needs the app translation.

[Maybeitsme]

I'm waiting for Joey to burst in and object 

[Frozendiva]

Anna, think some darker lip colour.

[kacesq]

LOL my elderly mother just asked me if Mursel understands the vows.

[Christina]

Count me surprised; I thought Joey was going to show up. I'm glad he stood his ground.

[Tuneful]

Polo shirts for their mother's wedding?

I wish Anna woudln't keep going on and on about how hurt she is about Joey. That's what he wants. Just shrug and say, sorry he'll miss it, our new family all plans to have a good time. And why is Musel always such a poker face with those children? It's like he smells a bad smell off them. Is it prejudice in part? 

 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Tuneful

[Eldemarge]

BOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSS

[greekmom]

Where is the honeycomb thing he built???