90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm very behind maybe with commercials I can catch up.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Yea, the way he looked down, maybe there is more to it, but I still can't stand how she talks with cotton in her mouth or trying to convert him.

She sounds like I sounded  after I had my wisdom teeth pulled. 

[Tuneful]

The cut-rate Glenn Close always has to be right. That'll take her a long way in any relationship. Maybe came from her mother teaching her she farts pixie dust. 

[JennyMominFL]

The chest marks are back

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's so pushy she glows in the dark. In Michael's shoes I'd shut her down quick once she started butting in to my personal business. But of course he's made entirely of vanilla pudding so he won't. 

The ex is over compensating, the best thing she ever did was cut rubber face loose

[greekmom]

I really wish TLC would cut the Jennings, Twitney and the Sisterwives.

[LucyEth]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That no-neck guy reminds me of the Elvis Impersonator on a Hoarding episode a few seasons back.

Yes, I remember that one, he does.  That was a very sad episode.

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

She’s definitely crossed the borderline, she’s entered crazy territory. 

Mike needs to watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=R_USJCTIgs4&feature=emb_logo

(of course, the video is offensive on many levels...but funny for the dudes - we all know them - that just LOVE the crazy ladies.....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie always keeps it klassy.

[Frozendiva]

Sarah, butt out of your ex husband's new life. Ensure the kids are provided for and then you can laugh when he is taken for everything he has.

[SunnyBeBe]

The explanation that Angela’s attorney gave before, said them marrying there would not speed up process.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael is smiling, just envisioning the green card.

[LucyEth]

Seriously what are the marks on Big Ang's chest?

[Azubah]

I don't believe any of that crap about "you have to have a friend."

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael is smiling, just envisioning the green card.

And Donald Trump, his hero. Angie is as close as he is ever going to get

Just now, LucyEth said:

Seriously what are the marks on Big Ang's chest?

Some sort of chemical peel?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What’s to prevent Grangie from hiring someone already in the area to be her family member?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Azubah said:

I don't believe any of that crap about "you have to have a friend."

I don't either. 

[charmed1]

Michael looks like he’s put on weight in that confessional.

[greekmom]

Holy hell. Angela actually wore a shirt that covered up the cleavage. 

[magemaud]

Angela sure got a warmer welcome at the Nigerian wedding registry than she did at her “own damn embassy.” 

[Frozendiva]

Michael, think minivan or SUV.

[Kiss my mutt]

Did Mursel actually go back to Turkey? I’m thinking the producers had him holed up somewhere. 

[Eldemarge]

Oh Michael still hasn't spent the cash to get a four door car for his kids, I see.  What a cool dad.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Sarah, butt out of your ex husband's new life. Ensure the kids are provided for and then you can laugh when he is taken for everything he has.

Right? Didn't he say that their divorce was expensive? I'm sure that she made sure the kids were taken care of when they divorced. I don't trust Sarah one bit. It's one thing to co-parent with the ex's new spouse but she's too involved. I'd like Mike to get her new spouse's face too and be besties with him.

[Tuneful]

Michael and the ex are both rocking b-cups. 

Mikey no likey talking about the prenup. He didn't like a woman mediator making Julianna think about paying bills and protecting her future. Mikey likey be in control of his young lady. 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Tuneful
No likey typey

[kacesq]

Ugh I thought we were done with these two...oh there's Sarah...these three...oh wait there are the precocious Max and Cece....

All working really hard for that spinoff...

[Pepper Mostly]

This conversation has me positively twitching with embarrassment. Stop it. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Michael, think minivan or SUV.

His penis will not allow for that

[Gobi]

"She was offered a lot of tricks." Oh, I bet she was.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael, only a selfish asshole makes his kids ride around with him in a two seater. If you have so many fancy cars, use one with some room, yeah?

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord Tania, Syngin is right....If he ever made that soulmate comment to her she would have lost her mind.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Did Mursel actually go back to Turkey? I’m thinking the producers had him holed up somewhere. 

He was seen at airport Hudson news for a few days I believe

[OldButHappy]

Nothing says "feminine" like a ruffled sweatshirt....

[Mu Shu]

Wine Mike has some voluptuous moobs.

[LilaFowler]

This is not your business, Sarah.

[kendi]

Ugh. Michael's comment about Juliana getting lots of tricks. Did I hear that correctly?!!!

[iwasish]

Michael has to talk about how hot Juliana is and how many “tricks” she was offered on Halloween. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Why do we keep getting the big hole in couch?

Edited February 10, 2020 by DragonFlyzz

[RealReality]

These two rich white people laughing about a poor Brazilian girl being a whore is pretty terrible optics. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael = limp dick

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael, only a selfish asshole makes his kids ride around with him in a two seater. If you have so many fancy cars, use one with some room, yeah?

SERIOUSLY!!!!

[LennieBriscoe]

I despise Michael's "ex"-wife. Can't stand her looks, her voice, her words, her Nosey Parkerism, EVERYTHING!! GTHOH, bee-yotch!

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah it is none of your fucking business why he didn't get a prenup. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Good Lord Tania, Syngin is right....If he ever made that soulmate comment to her she would have lost her mind.

Also, why do they have outlets in that shit shed 3 feet off the ground? 

[Leilani]

How have I not noticed Michael :the rich white one- has the low flow showerhead hairstyle going.

[Kiss my mutt]

Of course Michael had to stipulate that she was a “hot” zombie because otherwise we wouldn’t know she is. Sad his ex and kids laugh at that shit. 

[Mr. Miner]

Does this fucking asshat have any practical vehicles?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

This is not your business, Sarah.

She needs to fluck off already

[RealReality]

Also, Sarah's couch looks horrible. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Michael, think minivan or SUV.

But how will he maintain his facade of prototypical 90s rich dude?