90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[For Cereals]

Why do people have to propose right before they leave?  Is this a show requirement?  Why not go home and think it through?  Why am I asking?

[Frozendiva]

Tarik, she does not love you.

[HappyDancex2]

Rachel is asking herself the right questions but she again will make the wrong decision and just go by what her sex feelings are telling her...the same ones enraptured by his cute accent.   She's very preachy and searchy and waggy but she makes those big wrong decisions pretty quickly and without much thought.

Of course she shouldn't marry someone after meeting them just once....she's got 2 young kids already and he can't even come to the USA to visit LOL

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have hair envy. Hazel needs a trim but she has a nice, long, lustrous mane.

Hazel played Tarik like a fiddle. 

CRINGE!!

[kacesq]

Tarik is a wannabe rapper...I love you, show. Marry me.

[Miss Chevious]

No you’re NOT a good rapper, Tarik.

[Lillith]

Tarik is just so cringe. And Hazel is just, off. 

[BradandJanet]

The universe is talking to you, Tarik. Are you listening?

[HappyDancex2]

Oh where my rap friends at?

 

OMG

[Adeejay]

Hey Tarik, don't give up your day job.  

[AussieBabe]

Tarik's song and rapping is trash.

[Armchair Critic]

Between his wardrobe and his rap song, Tarik seems to think he is still living in the 90's

[Brooklynista]

Ya know Tariq, I'm all about people living their dreams but 40 is kinda old to start a rap career.

And I bet he still won't get any.

Edited October 1, 2018 by Brooklynista

[hisbunkie]

I’m with Jon on this one. He’s acknowledging he was a real dick once and hurt someone although he loved her. 

Rachel, word of advice...you don’t tell someone ,” you don’t say such and such”.  What you do say is, “Jon, it hurts my feelings when you say such and such”.  

[ECM1231]

Still cannot see the beauty Tarik sees in Hazel. That stringy hair needs to go. 

Oh no Tarik rapping now....Hazel: yes I like it....in that flat, dead tone of hers.

[PityFree]

Ugh. Tarik. You idiot.

[usernameG]

Hahahahaha

"what is that?" As Tarik is on a bended knee....

[LilaFowler]

This is so ...cringe.

Give us Darcey and her white fur, please.

[AussieBabe]

This silence though. Yeahhh. She loves you. 

[HappyDancex2]

DJ Buffalo Check in da houuuuuuusssssssssssseeeeeee

[Baltimore Betty]

Lucy has John's eyes. Big round brown eyes.

Okay Rachel, the whole thing about John saying that he loved someone from his past is just it, he used the past tense of love, get some confidence.

Oh my, Tarik raps a song to Dead Eye Hazel...what's that she says! Ha!

[VioletNevermind]

The silence that followed the question, “Did you like Tarik’s song?” was endless.  I’m dying over here, ya’ll!

[Suzywriter]

Tarik's arthritis is going to flare if she doesn't let him get up off that knee.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Tariq. I thought he couldn't get more cringetastic. Then he played his rap. I may never recover. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

So embarrassing! Tarik. Please don't ever attempt music again.

Hazel, longest delay ever for "yes".

[usernameG]

Just now, SuzyLee said:

The silence that followed the question, “Did you like Tarik’s song?” was endless.  I’m dying over here, ya’ll!

With the biting of the lip when she answers...hahahahaha

[aliya]

OM Freaking Lord - is Hazel dead or what?  You got the golden ticket, girl. At least pretend to be excited.

[Frozendiva]

Hazel looks like she is 12.

[Tuneful]

First Haze is saying Tawreck's not ready to be married, but whenever he buys her a nice meal out she changes her tune and starts working him over about "Japan." Girlfriend wants to seal this deal even if she does cringe at his touch. 

[greekmom]

That was one of the most cringe worthy proposals ever on 90 day...

[Mierin]

You'd think Hazel agreed to get a root canal instead of agreeing to get married to someone she loves.

[LilaFowler]

...is that a hot pink camo shirt?

[For Cereals]

She could cut that hair and get the money for at least 2 bundles.  It’s already dyed to #4.

[usernameG]

Did they actually have sex yet?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, Tarik got a “yes” and he wasn’t even wearing a fishnet shirt.

[Kareem]

Oh crap. He's going to maul her on the beach   

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Hazel is like "oh crap, now I have to let him touch me."

[sainte-chapelle]

Tarik no..just no...this is so embarrassing. I am out of wine. "Do you like his rapping.." long pause  "yes"

[EllaDisco]

The universe might be telling us something, two weeks may not be enough.... Hazel, will you marry me?

[Scarlett45]

2 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Still cannot see the beauty Tarik sees in Hazel. That stringy hair needs to go. 

Oh no Tarik rapping now....Hazel: yes I like it....in that flat, dead tone of hers.

I think Hazel is pretty, but she looks tired and sad. Give her some good food, piece of mind, a salon appointment w/a gift card to Sephora and she’d be a knockout. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

Ya know Tariq, I'm all about people living their dreams but 40 is kinda old to start a rap career.

You didn’t like those bars? Guess you gotta be a girl from around the world who is about to be made a round the way girl.

i didn’t realize someone could be so fucking terrible and so fucking stupid at the same time...and then came Tarik. I pray for his innocent little daughter.

[Frozendiva]

Tarik, some love of your life. A woman child who can barely speak to you.

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

OM Freaking Lord - is Hazel dead or what?  You got the golden ticket, girl. At least pretend to be excited.

Golden ticket? Really? Not even bronze. 

[PityFree]

Just now, usernameG said:

Did they actually have sex yet?

Nope.  She said she’s waiting until they are married.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why do people have to propose right before they leave?  Is this a show requirement?  Why not go home and think it through?  Why am I asking?

Because they have spent so much money they want something to show for it.  

[Tuneful]

Cannot wait for the two Fur Babies (D and J) to unleash their insanity on us yet again. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why do people have to propose right before they leave?  Is this a show requirement?  Why not go home and think it through?  Why am I asking?

To get a K-1 visa, they must show a relationship. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Up next, WWIII Jesse and Darcey.

[usernameG]

Just now, PityFree said:

Nope.  She said she’s waiting until they are married.

I missed that. Also, thats really funny. He really is dumb.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, For Cereals said:

She could cut that hair and get the money for at least 2 bundles.  It’s already dyed to #4.

Can you get to 4 without bleaching first?  She doesn't seem to have dark roots ever.