90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Jesse is holding online dating seminars for the geriatric crowd? I’m roaring!

[poeticlicensed]

Oh my ha haha, people pay to hear Jesse speak about life and love??

[Gobi]

Seminar of the Living Dead.

[charmed1]

Um. Why are we watching Jessie in the shower? Why is there no soap? 

[Mierin]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ok, resume your snarking. I’m back. 😁

Oh good!  I was about to explode from holding the snark in!

Also, who cares, Jesse.  Go away.

[nytonc]

Jesse speaking to people who can’t hear. Perfect. 

[brillia79]

What can Jesse tell anyone about love?

A psych degree is dangerous in the hands of a gaslighting narcissist.

[RichiesOlderBro]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Unless she is faking, I am more convinced now that something happened to Avery. Rape, violence, IDK. But her rapid conversion, quick marriage and basically abandoning all aspects of her former life point to trauma

Wonder if she was a victim of that doctor that assaulted hundreds of gymnasts?

[Mr. Miner]

Jesse at the nursing home...too fucking funny!

[Twopper]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ok, resume your snarking. I’m back.

Not sure I can survive until 11.  How many of the 90 dayers will be left standing by then?

[Angry Moldovan]

Really, this Jesse infomercial ? Why?

[Bryce Lynch]

Jesse looking for a new green card source in the old folks home.

[HappyDancex2]

I believe Jesse's text thread though over Darcey's recollection of ANY events in her floaty little mind.

[Gigglepuff]

Jesse's just here for filler. 

[libgirl2]

He wants her to move on so he shows up to the tell all?

[Horrified]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

. So I am assuming she is an attention ho or and has some screws loose.

fixed it for you

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Oh shut up, Jesse.

He's doing the retirement home circuit.

[greekmom]

But Jessie you did find love in the US!

You found yourself!!!

bahahahahaha

[poeticlicensed]

Darcey drunk dials. We get it. Just block her number. Unless you want to egg her on.

[Mierin]

Jesse to Darcy:

[Boston]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Oh shut up, Jesse.

ditto:   SHUT UP JESSE!

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesse is lovingggggg this

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

She slapped Avery?  I missed that part.  I dislike Avery, but I wish she would sue for battery.

She smacked her hand while screaming "get your finger out of my face". Angela is a rage ball and its clear that she does not hesitate to smack or slap anyone who dares make a peep while she is in full cry. I loathe her and she horrifies me. She should be released from the franchise forthwith. 

[Julyolo]

Jessie is obsessed with explaining to America how Darcy is obsessed with him.

[hisbunkie]

I totally believe Jesse has been getting contacted by Darcey. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Mr. Minor said:

Jesse at the nursing home...too fucking funny!

"You need to work on yourself grandma!"

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Really, this Jesse infomercial ? Why?

I smell a spin-off !

[charmed1]

OMG I didn’t notice the tennis shoes. His outfit is terrible! So 12 year old boy forced to dress up for church.

[Twopper]

6 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Unless she is faking, I am more convinced now that something happened to Avery. Rape, violence, IDK. But her rapid conversion, quick marriage and basically abandoning all aspects of her former life point to trauma

I just figured she was from a super dysfunctional family, but I think you are right

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Jesse is lovingggggg this

But who really cares. Unless Tom and Jesse get into get off my screen!

[brillia79]

Jesse didn’t come to talk about Darcy...

Me: watched a whole Jesse infomercial where he talks about Darcy. Followed by interview where he talks all about Darcy.

Guess Tim wasn’t wrong.

[Mierin]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I smell a spin-off !

That would actually be a logical explanation as to why he's here!

[Brooklynista]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Teri’s nice. My 70 year old mom would’ve dotted both of Grangela’s Georgia Ass Eyes. She knows who to try. Notice how far she is up Mother Michael’s ass.

A monkey knows what tree to climb.

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, please, Tom. Jesse's a douche, but Darcey's a narcissistic douche too. 

Edited October 29, 2019 by Gigglepuff

[Frozendiva]

Jesse, change your number. Have your family change their number.

[HappyDancex2]

Ahhhh I see Tom gets all "championed for the cause" of Darcey when he thinks that Jesse is the target.   So basically everyone here is a rescuer.  Got it

[charmed1]

Why is Tom acting like he’s Darcey’s man now after he and his big assed sister just dogged her?

[RHOSingapore]

Jesse leaving with his goodie bag.

[LucyEth]

He had to come on the show and be the cause of all that shit and drama to hear that bunch of crap he spewed.  Who cares, he is not any kind of celebrity.  

[Mierin]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Jesse, change your number. Have your family change their number.

If he really doesn't want Darcy to contact him (which I believe) then block her number.  It's not that hard.

[Ellie Godfrey]

I hope Darcey leaves with Jesse.

[seasons]

Jesse has  a rat face. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Shut up Jesse, you clearly haven’t moved on either

[greekmom]

Jesse if you really wanted to not be in contact there is this wonderful thing on your phone which you can block a caller & text.

Use it.

[Gobi]

I just realized that's Grangela's daughter there in the red dress. 

[hisbunkie]

Is Jesse taking lunch to go?  The brown bag he is leaving with, he did not come in with. 

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Jesse is getting a degree in psychology? The irony is rich here.

The old people don't seem to be very impressed!!

Here! An hour late, but I'm here! :) Luckily this shitshow lasts another 2 hours?!?

[sainte-chapelle]

I thought you weren't here to all about Darcey Jesse...you never loved me you liar

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Why is Tom acting like he’s Darcey’s man now after he and his big assed sister just dogged her?

 Because Darcy secretly reached back and tickled his pickle while they were sitting on the couch. I imagine.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Mierin said:

That would actually be a logical explanation as to why he's here!

Especially if Jesse is dating Maria!