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[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, the bags under Eric's eyes are the size of Volkswagens. 

[LilaFowler]

So he rented an Airbnb to trick Leida's family? Who does he remind me of? There was another shyster who did something similar.

[Armchair Critic]

Leida doesn't like anything. Wonder how she liked the sex? 

I'll see myself out......

[ChiCricket]

Ready for bed? (hint, hint)

"I'm so tired" ?

[Lillith]

Ugh I hate both of these two. They deserve one another. 

Edited October 29, 2018 by Lillith
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[renatae]

16 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I really hate these Jergens commercials. 

Really skeevy. Girl needs a deadbolt on all her doors to keep Norman's mom out.

[Raja]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Leida has very high standards. Hazel would kill for this cabin.

Leida had maids, Hazel was on her way to becoming one of them

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, the irony of eyebags calling a burrito American food. 

[Stardancer Supreme]

Oh Eric. A cabin in Pennsylvania? Leida will think its a palace once she gets to Wisconsin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cross stitch time : She can be a little bit more materialistic.

Because she isn’t materialistic enough?

[Armchair Critic]

HAHA the sister is getting snobby with Eric too. I am enjoying this.

Edited October 29, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[For Cereals]

Loving sister Leida

[Brooklynista]

Why didn't fancy pants Leida pay for a hotel in NYC?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Leida, YOU aren’t going to like his lifestyle here. Just wait.

[ChiCricket]

She can pack sand. I really don't care about her opinion. 

 Hmm

Edited October 29, 2018 by ChiCricket

[Stardancer Supreme]

I'm loving how Leida's sister reads her for filth. 

[AussieBabe]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, the bags under Eric's eyes are the size of Volkswagens. 

He went to the same school of hard knocks as the fiddy two year old granny. I refuse to believe he's ONLY 40. 

Edited October 29, 2018 by AussieBabe

[usernameG]

To be clear, Leida is just looking to get away from a controlling family? 

[magemaud]

Steven’s claim that the only thing he knew about Russia is that “they have cold winters,” reminds me of Nicole only knowing that it’s hot in Morocco.

[Floatingbison]

the sister is a bitch on wheels.  Why is she even there.

[greekmom]

Eric Poor reminds me of David Poor.  They think they deserve a "hot" wife who will cook and clean and screw them every night.

Leida you made your bed darling.

[Armchair Critic]

Oh boy, he has an attitude when he is obviously under equipped to take on a woman with high expectations. I hope she makes his life hell. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, AussieBabe said:

He went to the same school of like as the fiddy two year old granny. I refuse to believe hes ONLY 40. 

No freaking way!  Dog years?

[Miss Chevious]

Leida to Eric - why don’t you have a maid?

Umm, Leida hate to break it to ya, but YOU are going to be the maid! 

[toodles]

28 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I have never experienced an empty Las Vegas airport, we did not even see slot machines in the background.

I live in Vegas so I'll chime in on this.  The international  terminal is nothing like the main terminal.  Fewer airlines use it and it's quiet all the time.  No slot machines, fewer restaurants and it's pretty new.  

Back to your regularly scheduled snark.

[Floatingbison]

The sisters seem like they just got out of Jakarta Prison.  They are hard.

[Rabbittron]

43 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

But would Mother Colt give him a handful of hair if he were leaving the country?

 no but you probably be packed in  his suitcase.

[renatae]

16 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My proper flower remark was tongue in cheek...I was using "proper" in a sentence.

Ah, I get it. Yeah, I'm slow, lol. He could have brought some in a vase to set upon her properly placed luggage.  ;)

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Leida to Eric - why don’t you have a maid?

Umm, Leida hate to break it to ya, but YOU are going to be the maid! 

A live in maid, no less! Where will she sleep, on the kitchen floor? 

[Rabbittron]

2 minutes ago, ChiCricket said:

She can pack sand. I really don't care about her opinion. 

 Hmm

Okay first I want to beat the shit out of him then does anybody have any spare blood pressure medicine because mine is going through the roof.

[PityFree]

 I’m pretty sure the only person Colt will ever buy flowers or candy for is named Mother.

 

(or Babygirl.)

[sainte-chapelle]

Steven seems like a winner, didn't even graduate high school and was kicked out of his home. Olga sure can pick them.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

The sisters seem like they just got out of Jakarta Prison.  They are hard.

They are both grifting as hard as they can. 

[Frozendiva]

Catnip, anyone?

[Miss Chevious]

Love may go out the window once Leida finds out she’ll have to cook, clean, do dishes, take care of her child and be a nightly love goddess to Mr. Eric Poor. Plus deal with the wicked stepdaughters.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Rabbittron I just refilled my scrip today. Doc gave me a 90 day scrip. Wonder if she knew I’d be watching 90 Day Fiancé?

[Gigglepuff]

Ashley looks old in some shots. 

[Armchair Critic]

Captain Obvious here, something tells me Jay likes America better than blondie.

[LennieBriscoe]

Sorry, Eric, but nobody moving from Indonesia to America thinks they'll be getting "a simpler lifestyle"! 

[DanaMB]

Late to the party tonight, but OMG this dinner scene with Colt and his mother has me literally laughing  out loud. They're the true couple in that home. 

[Frozendiva]

Do these folks realize that they will be responsible for their foreign mate for 10 years?

[Dance4Life]

I am a little behind because I am eating,  STFU, Larissa!  

 

You didn’t get the $20 vending machine flowers because you didn’t hug, kiss or tell Colt how grateful you were to meet him at the airport! 

 

Dumb Bitch! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh geez. Peace, love and rock and roll.

[jaybird2]

18 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Crap is Fernanda is a house full of Trump supporters??? Poor girl., 

i think you all have it wrong.  i thought the guy was just letting her know they live in a small nc town which is a trump town and not how the group felt.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Miss Chevious said:

Love may go out the window once Leida finds out she’ll have to cook, clean, do dishes, take care of her child and be a nightly love goddess to Mr. Eric Poor. Plus deal with the wicked stepdaughters.

Oh the stepdaughters will passive aggressive her out of existence. 

[iwasish]

Did Eric say he intends to adopt that kid? So he’ll be obligated to pay child support if the marriage ends? 

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Do these folks realize that they will be responsible for their foreign mate for 10 years?

Is that even enforced??? For some reason, I think it is not. 

[PityFree]

 Steven, it was probably easier for your grandparents because they didn’t have arrest records. (I hope.)

[Armchair Critic]

Sounds like Olga lives in Siberia, this should be interesting. 

[BradandJanet]

Grandparents Steven are kind of wonderful.