90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Baltimore Betty]

Isn't that the typical Samoan Island thing, the dancing thing and Kalani has no idea what is going on?  Didn't she go to Samoa?

[Frozendiva]

I would have cringed at the dance and prayed his towel did no come off.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani is mortified. I'd be laughing my head off. Grow a sense of humor. 

[Brooklynista]

Why does Kalani look so embarrassed by her man? You sent for him damn it!

[CoachWristletJen]

"Make her feel proud of me..."

IT WORKED!

[OoogleEyes]

She looks like she's real proud of him

[AussieBabe]

Oh...he's 23 and she's 30? Girl. Girl. And girl. You can't teach someone how to act in America. That's like asking him to give up his cultural identity. You're the only one who was embarrassed. Most people were just watching or tuned out.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I would have cringed at the dance and prayed his towel did no come off.

No fear, he had shorts on underneath!

[CraftyHazel]

Kalani is STUNNING.  That is all.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

I always thought it was pronounced SA-MO- A not Somwah.

I know!  Is she pretentious?

[ChiCricket]

I'm too slow for y'all ?

[Armchair Critic]

I am going to enjoy Aleida making his life hell.

[druzy]

And the Best Entrance to LAX goes to...

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Isn't that the typical Samoan Island thing, the dancing thing and Kalani has no idea what is going on?  Didn't she go to Samoa?

You can't expect much from someone who went on a holiday and came back pregnant by someone who worked at the resort. Expectations went out the window during her less than 30 day stay. We know of at least one thing she spent her time doing, and it wasn't learning about the country.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would have cringed at the dance and prayed his towel did no come off.

He had shorts on underneath the towel.

[PityFree]

 Kalani, if you hate being the center of attention you might want to avoid going on a television show.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Isn't that the typical Samoan Island thing, the dancing thing and Kalani has no idea what is going on?  Didn't she go to Samoa?

Her FATHER is Samoan!

[Gigglepuff]

Remember the flag-bearer from Tonga at the Olympics?

I do....

 

[ALittleShelfish]

Man, I have to go downstairs and put the laundry in the dryer but I know I'll come back to 4000 new posts to catch up on and I'm considering just waiting til the end of the show to do that.  

[Floatingbison]

You ARE the center of attention when you have a camera crew following you around the airport, lady.  

[Neurochick]

LOL at the Secrets resort commercial.

[Frozendiva]

Mom, what is in the Jergens?

[Dance4Life]

Someone get Mama Colt a Cupid Latino account!  If Danielle and Angela can hook up....so, can she. Life changing! ? 

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I know!  Is she pretentious?

You know we're all going to have to start writing Somwah now.

[TigerLily20]

Young kid (Steven I think?) and Olga.....man we probably ran into them at OC since I spend all my summers there also, this is hitting too close to home lol

[LilaFowler]

I'm still back on Steven. How does someone like him even get a K-1 visa? I doubt his income qualifies, he's essentially homeless and it doesn't seem like he has a co-sponsor.

[iwasish]

I’d die if someone did that to me in public.... like literally, I would die. LOL 

[Adeejay]

Where the heck was TSA during Asuelu's performance?  I would dearly love to see him try that at JFK. 

Edited October 29, 2018 by Adeejay

[Stardancer Supreme]

Oh boy. Kalani girl, you chose this young village boy to lay with.  If you are going to cringe every time he does anything, you might as well send him back home. It takes time to be americanized; did you expect him to do that by osmosis? 

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Remember the flag-bearer from Tonga at the Olympics?

I do....

 

I personally find the men of that region of the globe VERY attractive. Tongan, Samonan etc. they have NO ugly men. None. The “ugly” ones are at least 7/10. I think Asuelu is cute! He looks like he’s fun, she needs to lighten up a bit. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Dude couldn't spring for a tickets from NYC to Wisconsin? Yikes.

[Floatingbison]

ERIC!!  YES YES YES, I've been waiting all week for this trainwreck!!!

[Neurochick]

Why is she coming in through JFK?  Why not O’Hare?

[Frozendiva]

Why does the amazing Leiida want Eric?

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

I'm still back on Steven. How does someone like him even get a K-1 visa? I doubt his income qualifies, he's essentially homeless and it doesn't seem like he has a co-sponsor.

Is grandma his co-sponsor?

[usernameG]

15 hours for an airport pick up??? Lordy.

[Rabbittron]

 the best thing that ever happened to him what the fuck what about your kids?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

LOL at the Secrets resort commercial.

Gawd, I feel as if I should avert my eyes. It's practically porn. 

[Floatingbison]

Nice eyebags, Eric is turning into the Cryptkeeper!

[greekmom]

Why would Leida fly into JFK and not take a connecting flight to Wisconsin? And Eric, Alexandro doesn't see you as a father figure.  He sees you as his mommy's stepping stone. 

[Lillith]

8 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Is this a Haka?

Hakas are Maori (New Zealand) but I guess it's the Samoan version? 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Remember the flag-bearer from Tonga at the Olympics?

I do....

 

Thank you very much for this.

[Stardancer Supreme]

Eric has a wonky eye. 

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Where the heck was TSA during Osuelo's performance?  I would dearly love to see him try that at JFK. 

Yeah I would only try that outside if the security perimeter (which he was). I would be afraid of arising TSA attention!

[configdotsys]

Asuelu is adorable.

I dont' like Kalani. She seems like such a stick in the mud. You know the type that you want to needle just to drive her nuts because she gets so pissy at the littlest things.

Skater Boy looks like a cross between Anthony Michael Hall and a cleaned up version of Shayden from Unexpected.

The military guy and his family look unwashed to me. 

[Lillith]

This chick is a model? Yeah ok. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, ALittleShelfish said:

Man, I have to go downstairs and put the laundry in the dryer but I know I'll come back to 4000 new posts to catch up on and I'm considering just waiting til the end of the show to do that.  

Same! Quickest laundry change ever! 

[usernameG]

Damn, Eyebags has a big old zit.

[ChiCricket]

Why not to Chicago's O'Hare airport??

[Armchair Critic]

She's a model and actress from a rich family? He's older, dorky, and he is going to adopt her son but can't afford to support his own daughters.  This will end well.