90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Mu Shu]

Yolandas sons look like they’re from the ‘70’s. Especially Damante. 

[Frozendiva]

You do get a webcam to see if the dude matches his photo.

[HappyDancex2]

"even his name is sketchy."

THANK YOU

[Pepper Mostly]

Yolanda's kids are a regular Greek chorus. 

Yolanda: I met him online! 

Kids: Online? 

Yolanda: On Instagram

Kids: Instagram? 

These poor kids are rigid with embarassment. 

[Armchair Critic]

Yolanda's tallest son with the mustache is cute. They all know she is getting conned.

[kendi]

Yolanda's kids are great. Sounds like their roles are gonna be reversed now. She is so lucky that they're all level headed. HAHAHAHA they're even laughing at his name. WILLIAMS?! With an S? 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

using chopsticks for sliders and fries and wings is weird.

Portion control maybe?  It slows down the rate of eating.

[Gigglepuff]

Nice, handsome sons. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Mu Shu said:

Yolandas sons look like they’re from the ‘70’s. Especially Damante. 

70s porn star stach

[sagittarius sue]

Did you catch the daughter say "my siblings and I?  Some correct grammar!

[kacesq]

Time to guilt the kids for speaking truth...

[Leilani]

If you know about 'sliding into my DM' then you should know what a catfish is and you should know how to search some guy on the internet before flying to England, but then you wouldn't get selected to be on 90 Day Fiance.

Edited February 24, 2020 by Leilani

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

You do get a webcam to see if the dude matches his photo.

You can also reverse image search.

[VioletNevermind]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Do you think he will recycle it? Wink wink 

Me: “There's no way that Ed could use that mayo in a more gross way.”

You: That post. 😂

[Eldemarge]

Therapy, Yolanda.  Your kids aren't your therapists and you need one.  No more Darceys.

[kendi]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yolanda's kids are a regular Greek chorus. 

Yolanda: I met him online! 

Kids: Online? 

Yolanda: On Instagram

Kids: Instagram? 

These poor kids are rigid with embarassment. 

Exactly! Kids and friends are all the Greek chorus for these delusional romantics. 

And their parents!

Edited February 24, 2020 by kendi
Edited to add any and all family members to the Greek chorus

[Boston]

The African-American woman seems to have some intelligence .. is she, again, KIDDING ME?? She has all those kids and telling them about him???  Just saying.. I had a mother who was cheating on my father - I was 14.. and she brought me to the supermarket TO MEET THE DUDE!.. she asked me "DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER" .. What do you think I did??? TOLD MY FATHER.. but he already knew.. she eventually left us.. messed us all up.. Me and 3 brothers.. they were young.. and a lot of ANGER.. I still have it.  Thanks for listening to this PSA.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Yolanda's tallest son with the mustache is cute. They all know she is getting conned.

We all know she is getting conned 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda, you are going to be sorely disappointed. 

[Tuneful]

Karra (one of Yolanda's daughters--she's going with her Mom on the voyage from hell) really has the eyerolls and deadpan deliveries down.

"Oh, man." 

[Adeejay]

20 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

Manchester = free health care and loads of welfare and subsidized housing.  

I believe that's Leicester and Birmingham.

[LilaFowler]

They literally aren't going to give us any Darcey tonight, are they? I feel frauded!

[Boston]

3 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I’m thinking it may be Klippel–Feil syndrome.  

I've heard of that.. do you really think it is that?  then we shouldn't make fun.. thanks

[Leilani]

Does this Tennessee's guys bobble head look like it's photo shopped on his neck or just me?

[charmed1]

Yolanda’s red headed son looks just like George Johnson of The Brothers Johnson.

[LennieBriscoe]

"Sister Wives" guy has the exact same hairdo as GrangeLisa.

[JennyMominFL]

So, my husband’s name is Ed and my first husband’s name was ALSO Ed... Because two Eds are better than one.

There is a running joke that I collect Eds. I’m going to have to pass on this one though

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

No more Darceys.

If we go by what we've seen every season, they're all Darceys.

[Doublemint]

Where is Darcy?   

[kacesq]

I feel cheated we have not been treated to Darcey, our reigning delusional queen...

we’re also not seeing the same sex couple.  Next week I guess.

[magemaud]

There are 8 couples this season, so they must be saving Darcey and the rest for next week. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why didn’t she ask Williams to use a friends’s phone? Is that rocket science or something?

[Floatingbison]

I was promised Darcy.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Yolanda’s red headed son looks just like George Johnson of The Brothers Johnson.

🎶Strawberry letter 23...oooh oooh oooh ooh ooh🎶

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Boston said:

The African-American woman seems to have some intelligence .. is she, again, KIDDING ME?? She has all those kids and telling them about him???  Just saying.. I had a mother who was cheating on my father - I was 14.. and she brought me to the supermarket TO MEET THE DUDE!.. she asked me "DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER" .. What do you think I did??? TOLD MY FATHER.. but he already knew.. she eventually left us.. messed us all up.. Me and 3 brothers.. they were young.. and a lot of ANGER.. I still have it.  Thanks for listening to this PSA.

Hugs to you.  My mom did similar things.  I'm not angry at her anymore, though.  She just wasn't all that bright.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

They literally aren't going to give us any Darcey tonight, are they? I feel frauded!

Liar!! They never loved us!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

I believe that's Leicester and Birmingham.

Most major urban cities, esp the further north you go where industry has died eg, mining, steel

[kendi]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Yolanda’s red headed son looks just like George Johnson of The Brothers Johnson.

Stomp! He really does. 

[JustDuckie]

Oh Yolanda - lonely, desperate, 50 something, 6 kids all living at home. You are an easy target for some fake British chump who is looking for a way to get across the pond. This will not be easy to watch unfold. Those kids crying into their chinese food broke by heart.

[sainte-chapelle]

I like Molly and Cynthia on pillow talk

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Most major urban cities, esp the further north you go where industry has died eg, mining, steel

I spend a lot of time in Newark, near Darcy’s man. Im keeping a lookout for him

[Frozendiva]

Nice lipstick, Darcey, but you look like a mess.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Darcey's face so bloated?

[LilaFowler]

Darcey's "he said he would call" was yet another classic moment from her. Give this woman her own damn show already.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We all know she is getting conned 

The cashier at the supermarket, her mailman, and the local bus driver know she's being conned. 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I feel cheated we have not been treated to Darcey, our reigning delusional queen...

 

that's because she NEVER LOVED US.

[HappyDancex2]

another filthy suitcase on the bed

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Liar!! They never loved us!!!

We have been dealt a blow!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

I feel cheated we have not been treated to Darcey, our reigning delusional queen...

 

What a blow we’ve been dealt!

[Mu Shu]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Stomp! He really does. 

See! He reminds me of disco and fun times. All he needs is a headband and bell bottoms.

[Doublemint]

The preview of Darcy in the "wedding" dress and the crying big red lips....