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[RealReality]

Oh no!  Smart Yolanda!

This is NOT a British accent.  This sounds more Nigerian, wonder if he emmigrated to England

Edited February 24, 2020 by RealReality

[peaceknit]

He is such a sparkling conversationalist.

[charmed1]

OMG Yolanda? That man is clearly West African. 

[Mu Shu]

8 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

WILLIAMS DOES NOT HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT

Right? It sounds very mumbled, but not British.

[HappyDancex2]

That's not a british accent.   What is she smoking?   And he sounds like he's drunk and she's all giggling and howling like he said something amazing.   What am I missing here?

[peaceknit]

Oops, it's not his mom, but his friend.

[FrancescaFiore]

Poor sweet gullible Yolanda. That is in no way a British accent. Dude sounds like Mykull.

[Pepper Mostly]

Olga: He thinks its luuuuuuuuv. The contempt dripping from her voice is everything. 

[HappyDancex2]

agreed!

FREAKING FRACK!

[Floatingbison]

Freaking frack.  

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

That is not a Manchester accent!!!

Azan is that you? Plot twist!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

The UK , especially Manchester is full of people from other countries.

True, but there’s not even a hint and the Manchester accent is very strong and distinctive. I think we are getting our first genuine catfisher. Are there phones that exist without cameras?

[VioletNevermind]

“Freaking frack!”  HAAAAA. 

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

The UK , especially Manchester is full of people from other countries.

That’s what I was thinking. He sounds African, by way of Manchester (which is fine, unless he’s a scammy scammer who scams).

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Geoffrey and Tiny Tim would make a good match.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Isn't Wms from Mauritius originally?

 

I think that's Ash.

[Floatingbison]

Freaking frack.  

[kacesq]

I hate Geoffrey’s beard.

[Mercolleen]

Freaking frack! I love Mother Geoffrey.

ETA: Or maybe she is just Friend Geoffrey? Whatevs, OLGA is great.

Edited February 24, 2020 by Mercolleen
wrong son

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Olga wins best supporting role tonight. She pulled out all the punches.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't wait for the scene where Yolanda is waiting haplessly at the airport, surrounded by luggage, for some beefcake who is not coming. 

[RealReality]

So varya is judging a woman for doing the exact thing she did.  Lady fuck you and your delicious sounding crepes. 

[kendi]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

That's not a british accent.   What is she smoking?   And he sounds like he's drunk and she's all giggling and howling like he said something amazing.   What am I missing here?

Poor lady is lonely and was only with her husband. Any attention from this sti called hot bod Williams is turning her head. Her kids better talk her down from the clouds!

[charmed1]

Oh shut up, Magda.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geoffrey’s friend cuts right to the chase. Olga is a smart gal.

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

True, but there’s not even a hint and the Manchester accent is very strong and distinctive. I think we are getting our first genuine catfisher. Are there phones that exist without cameras?

Im petty sure he is fro. Mauritius originally. i think they are British Subjects with the right to remain

Edited February 24, 2020 by JennyMominFL
ETA, so not Mauritius but some other African country

[Floatingbison]

Geoffrey reminds me STRONGLY of Paul, the arson guy who went to Brazil.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Olga wins best supporting role tonight. She pulled out all the punches.

I nominate Olga for Pillow Talk.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I hate Geoffrey’s beard.

I hate Geoffrey

[Gigglepuff]

So you guys weren't kidding about the mayo in the hair bit then. Does Ed know you have to wash it out after? 

[Boston]

I..Love..OLGA.. the end.

[magemaud]

I hate Ed’s beard. It looks like porcupine quills 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Somebody should tell Geoffrey that game recognizes game.  You might want to listen to Olga. 

[Doublemint]

Yes - this Russian lady friend gets it.   "Where can I wear my heels and cute outfits, want city".

 

[Armchair Critic]

I am so glad I am not eating right now, Big Ed with the mayo is nasty

[FrancescaFiore]

The only thing that I would find less appealing than Big Ed, is Big Ed slathered in mayonnaise.

[Boston]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I hate Geoffrey

I hate Geoffrey too.. what a pansy.

[Mu Shu]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I think that's Ash.

Who has an Australian accent. Poor Yolanda is not getting her British gentlemen like Darcey. 

[Pondlass1]

Manchester = free health care and loads of welfare and subsidized housing.  What’s the point of an American green card?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Big Ed has ruined tuna sandwiches for me forever.

[Leilani]

Willaims sounded like he was talking through missing rotted teeth.

[VioletNevermind]

9 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Sharing snark with a mother is wonderful.  I treasure the humor I've shared with mine over the years.  She's 90 now, and it doesn't happen all the often anymore, but it's still there.

I love that.  Humor makes the world a much better place.

[OoogleEyes]

I'd like to know Olga's backstory 

[Boston]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

I nominate Olga for Pillow Talk.

LOVVVVE HER.. damn.. the voice of reason rears its head again.

[RealReality]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

I nominate Olga for Pillow Talk.

Olga knows Russia is terrible and she took her chance to escape when she could through a man but now wants to shut out anyone else with the same idea? Pffffft, girl bye!

*Girl = Olga, not anyone here

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im petty sure he is fro. Mauritius originally. i think they are British Subjects with the right to remain

No, that’s the Australian scammer. Loads of Mauritians in Australia and the accent is a cross between South African and Indian.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Mu Shu said:

Who has an Australian accent. Poor Yolanda is not getting her British gentlemen like Darcey. 

No James Bond for Yolanda!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Poor lady is lonely and was only with her husband. Any attention from this sti called hot bod Williams is turning her head. Her kids better talk her down from the clouds!

I'm glad her daughter is going with her. Because when Williams no shows at the airport she's going to have a full on breakdown. The poor woman is fragile. 

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im petty sure he is fro. Mauritius originally. i think they are British Subjects with the right to remain

I've heard people from Mauritius speak, it sounds like a South African accent. Either way, Williams is not from Manchester. 

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Im petty sure he is fro. Mauritius originally. i think they are British Subjects with the right to remain

That’s Ash. He lives in Australia now.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Leilani said:

Willaims sounded like he was talking through missing rotted teeth.

I actually thought he sounded like he's talking through a voice changer.