90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Twopper]

oh, no.  Not Jasmin and Blake.  Boring.  She is so boring. 

Tania is just awful.   Not too impressed with the clothing most of her entourage chose to wear to the bridal shop.  Sister seems okay, though. 

I like the shoes that the immigration attorney has in her office on the shelf. 

Wonder what the problem is about Natalie's visa.

[DragonFlyzz]

6 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Omg Tania and her cretinous crew

Some of them speak intelligently.  Makes me wonder why they’re friends with Tania.

[sainte-chapelle]

If I were Anny I'd take the 15k and run

[Auntie Anxiety]

No bike shorts on Jasmin? I hardly recognized her.

[Archer27]

Blake makes such odd facial expressions.

[hookedontv]

No Blake, the problem is when the bride and groom don’t get along. Not their parents. 

[nytonc]

When Blake smiles he looks frightened.  And frightening. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Archer27 said:

Blake makes such odd facial expressions.

It's his Teeth! They don't fit inside his head or something!

[kacesq]

Jasmin owns a skirt. Wow. Who knew?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve had enough of Jazz. Don’t care.

Looks like you're not the only one. Did you catch a glimpse of the assembled family? They all looked totally over it. 

[Twopper]

6 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Does this slattern think she's such a prize that Syngin will put up with anything?!?!

yes!!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Blake's mother probably thinks about Jasmine like the Greek dad said about the in-laws in My Big Fat Greek Wedding... "those people are dry as toast". Her parents even look like those parents.

Edited January 27, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[sainte-chapelle]

Jasmine looks like her mom 

[renatae]

28 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

You see a lot of that here in Cali.

Actually they do it here near Chicago, too. They put screens behind the garage doors and fix up the garages to make a sitting area. One of my friend's neighbors told her husband that he felt sorry for him because he had an unimproved garage, lol.

[DragonFlyzz]

Okay then.  It’s genetic.  Not great communicators.

[RealReality]

Jazmins parents seem so nice and normal. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Some of them speak intelligently.  Makes me wonder why they’re friends with Tania.

You’re  right, I. Judging them by association. Ughhhhh Tania

[blubld43]

This is awkward.

She wants to focus on her inner peace?? Lol, tell her Mama Blake!

[kacesq]

Jasmin can’t work because she has a good mind? Girl, get out of here with that crap...

[Frozendiva]

Working on one's inner peace does not pay rent, bills, or buy food.

[Mr. Miner]

Jasmine can GTFO!

[RealReality]

OMG, she is okay doing social media but she doesn't want a job?  And she only wants to do social media "every once in a while" 

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to focus on her "inner peace"? What the fuck? I cannot even with this chick. 

"I'm not work oriented"??? What does she do all day? 

[nytonc]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You’re  right, I. Judging them by association. Ughhhhh Tania

It must be exhausting spending 5 mins with her!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Working on one's inner peace does not pay rent, bills, or buy food.

Quitting my job, need inner peace!

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Jasmin can’t work because she has a good mind? Girl, get out of here with that crap...

Who the hell is "work oriented?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Jasmin doesn’t want to work, that’s her nd Bleak’s problem, no one else’s business.

[kacesq]

I’m sure Blake earns enough with his music to support the two of you in one of the most expensive parts of the country....sure....

[Frozendiva]

Jasmin, you are lazy. Lip injections aren't cheap.

[charmed1]

Blake is such a super cornball. Please kill this boring, phony storyline.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to focus on her "inner peace"? What the fuck? I cannot even with this chick. 

"I'm not work oriented"??? What does she do all day? 

Getting fillers and bike shorts

[Gobi]

Yeah, that rap career is going to take off any moment now.

[RealReality]

YOURE LIVING IN HIS MOMS APARTMENT!!!! THAT IS NOT FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE!

Edited January 27, 2020 by RealReality

[Archer27]

OMG...I HATE Jasmin. 

[LilaFowler]

So Sisqo is Iggy's ticket in, but if he fails to provide, she'll go shopping for another man who will. The girl will not work!

[tvrox]

Punching the mirror-Hope he's not preparing to hit his new wife

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to focus on her "inner peace"? What the fuck? I cannot even with this chick. 

"I'm not work oriented"??? What does she do all day? 

My jaw literally dropped.  Well...

[Floatingbison]

  Jazmin seems to have no interests, no personality, no ambition, no outward signs of human-ness at all.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Working on one's inner peace does not pay rent, bills, or buy food.

I work on my inner peace after work and on the weekends, and I pay the bills and support myself.  And here on this forum with my fellow Snarkers! 

[Dance4Life]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

If I were Anny I'd take the 15k and run

Was like.....add a zero at the end!  DONE! 🤣

[Leilani]

The producers have really lost their touch selecting couples this season. They're billing the Bee Keepers as a middle aged Romeo and Juliet story when they're just awful immatures jerks. Im not rooting for these selfish morons.

I feel sorry for the boys.

 

Edited January 27, 2020 by Leilani

[kacesq]

So Jasmin doesn’t like to party, she doesn’t want to work, she may occasionally do “social media” what exactly is she going to do with herself all damned day???

[Pepper Mostly]

I mean I'm not work oriented either, but I'm old and exhausted. Just today I opted to do nothing at all and it was just great. But this bint is what, 29? 

[nytonc]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jasmin, you are lazy. Lip injections aren't cheap.

Love your screen name. Very apropos. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Momma Blake can GTFO with that hard working son nonsense. All he does is party and jump around on stage wearing a mask.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve had enough of Jazz. Don’t care.

Looks like you're not the only one. Did you catch a glimpse of the assembled family? They all looked totally over it. 

She’s headed to Harvard, so you might see her on the T

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m sure Blake earns enough with his music to support the two of you in one of the most expensive parts of the country....sure....

And Blake sits there squirming: " well I'll just do whatever it takes". What exactly would that entail?

That is NOT a plan you talk about days before the wedding.

[DragonFlyzz]

If a single income won’t support them, Blake needs to tell Jasmin that.  He’d know that better than she would.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

OMG...I HATE Jasmin. 

She’s so bland I can’t summon the energy required to dislike her

[Gobi]

$15K isn't chump change. Granny had to really hump to earn that.