90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[CPA1967]

OMG!  Is Angela coming back?  She is Crazy!

[Mierin]

LOL, that was very funny.

[ALittleShelfish]

Oh, so THAT'S what it takes to embarrass her?  Not, you know, anything we saw her do?  Not groping her sexy nigerian on television? Not bouncin'n'misbehavin' from the airport?  TF?

[aliya]

Yes, you are his elder. He is what, 30 and you are 52?  Yes, you are his elder. Jeez, what a child. You knew he was younger when you started talking to him and went to Nigeria. Why are you acting all shocked and hurt now?

[snarkish]

Hey, FIDDY TOO, you are humiliating your own ass with your Jerry Springer reactions. 

[Straycat80]

She’s mad he called her an elder. Oh lawd! At least he didn’t call her Grandmaw. 

[usernameG]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

A lock of hair is one thing. Getting hair out of the drain and carrying it around is quite another.

I gagged...

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

Holy shit. I just Googled. It says Shaun is 56!

My mistake. She’s four years older. I can’t believe Angela is freaking out this badly out over being called an elder. She’s a grandmother several times over. 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Angela breaks up with men faster than a speeding bullet. She's superwoman.

Kanye might be available soon. 

[Bees52]

That Angela... what a hot mess. 

[HappyDancex2]

That felt sooooooo fake and manufactured.  Can't she do better than that?   Michael didn't even bat an eye.

[aliya]

21 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

"My two favorite women. I have both of your hair in my backpack."

Weirdo.

I thought that's what I heard, but I didn't believe it. He has their hair in his backpack?  I don't care if it's an old tradition or not, it just sounds weird.

[Meowwww]

3 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

They did weave wreaths out of hair as a memento.

Yup.  Of dead people usually. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangela’s exit screamed made-for-tv drama to me.

[ezzy4]

1 minute ago, Granny58 said:

Oh Angela...you ARE an elder!

And honey, you are also fat...

These things are just facts.  Micheal is stating facts in a second language.  He doesn't hear all the shame you are "hearing".  Ya gotta buck up buttercup.

[Meowwww]

May I just add that this live chat is the best thing EVER. 

[Neurochick]

Just now, aliya said:

I thought that's what I heard, but I didn't believe it. He has their hair in his backpack?  I don't care if it's an old tradition or not, it just sounds weird.

I think it’s weird to have his mother’s hair in his backpack.

[PeaceLily2]

Being called “masculine” is more walk out worthy than being called his elder.  She is at least 20 years older and looks 40 years older.  

Edited October 15, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[Toodleoo]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Guess who can’t afford cable in Georgia !

LOL

 

Bingo!

[Baltimore Betty]

Karine is playing a good game, she got pregnant and now has Pole on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.  She will never consent to a DNA test and Pole is too stupid to do the math to see when Karine got pregnant.  I didn't even know how to read the pregnancy test when Karine came out of the batheroom apologizing that it was positive.  ARRRGH they make me nuts.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh, just what we need, another medium. Maybe this one will see that her marriage is falling apart.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, snarkish said:

Holy shit. I just Googled. It says Shaun is 56!

GET. OUT. Shaun looks good!

Angela's previous TV experience is on Jerry Springer. Epic, profanity laced flouncing is par for the course. 

[Kareem]

First time I saw him laugh while she was handing him his ass. Interesting. 

[Armchair Critic]

Angela's top reminds me of an old nightgown of my Mom's from the 70's

[lucy711]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Karine is playing a good game, she got pregnant and now has Pole on the hook for child support for the next 18 years.  She will never consent to a DNA test and Pole is too stupid to do the math to see when Karine got pregnant.  I didn't even know how to read the pregnancy test when Karine came out of the batheroom apologizing that it was positive.  ARRRGH they make me nuts.

I'd love to know how long after the miscarriage Paul left Brazil.  They never tell us the good stuff!

[Lillith]

Lady you're overweight and middle aged. And look rode hard and put away wet may I add. Just deal. 

[Toodleoo]

"She's my elderly! You heard him!"

 

Laughs for days here

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Meowwww said:

May I just add that this live chat is the best thing EVER. 

I have not looked forward to something as much since Christmas in first grade!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Kanye might be available soon. 

A match made in heaven.

[Neurochick]

Here comes Angela, she’s got to make her money to afford more cheap black lace leggings.

[tincansailor981]

Big Ang stomped back in for round two.  Mike is in hiding

[hoosiermom]

"making me cuss in front of all these people". Hahahahahahah

[greekmom]

"Disgusting bastard" !?!?!?  But she loved the D when she was in Nigeria!!

What an idiot.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

The hair flip! And he makes you look like a trash mouth???

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, ezzy4 said:

And honey, you are also fat...

These things are just facts.  Micheal is stating facts in a second language.  He doesn't hear all the shame you are "hearing".  Ya gotta buck up buttercup.

But they are still in love and engaged.

The stress level of living with Big Ang must be horrible.

[CPA1967]

You are a trash mouth!  She is making a major scene 

[Mierin]

"He's embarrassing me!"  Grangela

Me:  YOU'RE embarrassing YOURSELF, Angela!"  (and your family and friends)

[Pepper Mostly]

She's mad because of the old tape, filmed before her plane even landed. NOW she's mad about it? 

[Horrified]

FFS Angela - he said elder BEFORE he met her.  She can't blame him

[tincansailor981]

I'm sorry because I am stuck in Nigeria if you don't forgive me....

[CoachWristletJen]

It's okay to call him a "sickening, disgusting bastard" and a "son of a bitch" but he's out of line for calling you his "elder"?

She's so nasty.

Michael don't be so obsequious. She's not worth it. Go find Molly.

[hoosiermom]

She just doesn't get it.

[snarkish]

I can't believe Ang didn't have a smoke when she stormed outside. I was waiting to see her cheeks meet as she dragged on a Marlboro.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Well her spirit is ATROCIOUS, Michael!

[charmed1]

This gross woman has been on Maury Povich, curses like a sailor, dresses like an idiot, and blames Michael for embarrassing her? She’s an abuser.

[IWantMyMTV]

Yeah, Angela! Go back to Maury and fight it out with Michael on there! Since you already have Maury experience ... . Geez! Doesn't change the fact that she IS elder - does she seriously think she is young? Delusional. Ugh. And Michael being completely p@#$ssywhipped again.

Edited October 15, 2018 by IWantMyMTV
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[Pepper Mostly]

"He's just changed the whole history of our future" Profound. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

History of our future. Brilliant! Another crossstitch project for me.

[pinky33]

The whole history of our future. I'm dying.

[renatae]

"He just changed the whole history of our future."  LOL, it doesn't get better than this!