S10.E17: Ship Happens

[KungFuBunny]

14 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

When Ramona is the voice of reason ...... you know it’s bad. 

She's the Pinot Lama

I love Ramona!

[chenoa333]

I think all of the NYC Howives look really good and not over done with plastic surgery, even tho they've all had work done. 

[chewycandy]

Love Carole’s outfit. That skirt is gorgeous. 

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Right was that her admitting that she just used Jill and never thought of her has a friend?

What kind of friends could they possibly have been when Bethenny didn't introduce Brynn to Jill until recently! Could you imagine; sorta like seeing a niece for the 1st time at 5! ;-)

[Gem 10]

When Carole, the voice of reason leaves, she should take Dorinda, the other voice of reason with her.  Enough of both of them.

[Psalm11]

Loved the real hug between C and B on the boat. That felt real. 

[LilaFowler]

That trick Luann played on Ramona was the only truly fun moment on this trip so far.

[Keywestclubkid]

She leaves the tags on to return them stop lying Sonja lol Jesus Christ how broke is she really?

[Mozelle]

*insert barf emoji at Sonja re-selling worn bikinis*

[jaybird2]

Just now, chenoa333 said:

I think all of the NYC Howives look really good and not over done with plastic surgery, even tho they've all had work done. 

carol looks over done.  she's had too much work done.   i'm very glad she's not returning

[Neurochick]

Maybe Dorinda is starting to wonder, "do I have a drinking problem?"  No...I don't think she's that self aware, she's more into, "I'm a victim, please love me."

Maybe now the alcohol has worn off and that's why Dorinda's sobbing.  Damn Dorinda, HDTV is NOT your friend.  #badskin.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Neurochick

[Pickles]

Dorinda really needs to get help with her drinking and whatever drug problem she has. She is a complete mess. 

[LilaFowler]

Dorinda doesn't need a break, she needs REHAB.

[urusai]

Did not need to see Sonja's wrinkly ass crack

[Pickles]

Dorinda is completely in denial.

[jaybird2]

1 minute ago, Mozelle said:

*insert barf emoji at Sonja re-selling worn bikinis*

she's likely to return to the store.  hope someone from the store is watching

[Neurochick]

Dorinda girl, you need more than advice, you need rehab, you need to stop drinking.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Neurochick

[psychoticstate]

Every party needs a pooper so it might as well be you.  Party pooper.  Dorinda.  Party pooper.

Dorinda is clearly still drunk with all the crying and histrionics.  Yeah, sure.  You feel bad about what you said to Lu?  What were you saying 30 min earlier?  Bitch, please.  So you're weepy with Bethenny and talking to Lu, you're suddenly all strong and "in a good place" again?  Girl, you need to take yourself to rehab.  You are the most unapologetic person ever.

WTF is Carole wearing?  She looks like an anorexic parrot who lost her pirate.  

[bagger]

16 minutes ago, Gem 10 said:

Is Tinsley going to a niteclub or on a boat with all that makeup on early in the morning?

iIf I were Luann I wouldn’t let Dorinda off the hook so easily.  Sorry.  Dorinda meant everything she said.

Lu always lets things go when people apologize. It’s actually a good trait and she doesn’t just accept the apology she really does put it behind her. 

[psychoticstate]

3 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Maybe Dorinda is starting to wonder, "do I have a drinking problem?"  No...I don't think she's that self aware, she's more into, "I'm a victim, please love me."

 

Funny, Carole thought Bethenny had the market cornered on the victim card.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

2 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

she's likely to return to the store.  hope someone from the store is watching

Exactly what I was thinking! She is not reselling, she's sending one of those wayward youth she employs (? Do they get paid?) down to wherever she got it for a refund.

Edited August 2, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Mozelle]

9 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I think all of the NYC Howives look really good and not over done with plastic surgery, even tho they've all had work done. 

With the exception of Bethenny's implants, if you ask me. The skin on her chest looks stretched and painful.

Edited August 2, 2018 by Mozelle

[bosawks]

3 minutes ago, Mozelle said:

*insert barf emoji at Sonja re-selling worn bikinis*

Maybe Sonja is patient zero regarding foot and mouth disease afflicting the NYC baseball teams?

[ryebread]

17 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Sonja is rocking a Marion Ravenwood top

She makes me laugh.  I can't help it.  She's my Cartegena MVP.  

[dosodog]

Yeah.  That commercial with Vicki and Tamra would have been much better if Vicki had been hit in the head when Tamra was shooting. 

[farmgal4]

14 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

This is easily the worst Ho-wives trip ever, or at least in NYC history. Worse than Scary Island which at least had some charming moments, i.e. Turtle Time and the Playboy yacht.

IMO Scary Island was the worst trip in Housewife history.  There was authentic mental breakdown happening on that trip.

[tinaw]

I'm gonna need a vacation from these women's vacation. ?

[Gem 10]

Honestly, how could everyone let Dorinda off the hook so easily every time she does this shit?  It’s been too many times already.  I’m so sick of her telling all of them she’s sorry.  She’s a broken record, and it’s boring.  Go into rehab already, you hag.

[Psalm11]

8 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

She leaves the tags on to return them stop lying Sonja lol Jesus Christ how broke is she really?

Damn, Sonja.

[chenoa333]

16 hours ago, jaybird2 said:

carol looks over done.  she's had too much work done.   i'm very glad she's not returning

I didn't know Carol wasn't coming back. And yes, she is not an attractive woman. Rich but fugly. 

Edited August 2, 2018 by chenoa333
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[psychoticstate]

Bethenny's double take when Carole's "fashion sense" is mentioned is everything.  Probably exactly the look on my face.  

99% of the time Carole looks like she was pulled out of the dryer and placed in front of the cameras.

[Taralightner]

24 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

 

For the love of god Bethany shut up

 

 

25 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

 

Look at Carole butting in! Hypocrite

 

You are both correct. And I still have reasons that I like both of them. 

Neither are perfect; neither are without fault. 

“Can’t we all just get along?” Please note: I’m not calling out ANY specific person, but can we all live in a less divisive space, just here... there’s enough of that everywhere else we go ?

[Keywestclubkid]

Bethany is the fun sucker on this vacation if it’s not about her she is rolling her eyes and making snide remarks Jesus Christ go home Bethany if you are that miserable 

[LilaFowler]

Tinsley is so vapid and stupid. I wish that Carole would take her with her when she leaves the show.

[BodhiGurl]

I literally can't take any more Carole talking heads ragging about Bethenny. All. Season. Long. Cripes...

Looks like we'll get the start of the scary boat trip and then have to wait until next week... less than 15 mins left... 

[Straycat80]

Anybody else hearing the song from Titanic? 

[QuinnM]

Now I need Ramona to STFU.  It’s going to be a very quiet show when I’m done.

[Gem 10]

Boy, Carole is heavy on the snarking this episode .. it’s so obvious.  She must have already decided she’s leaving.

[Keywestclubkid]

I love my hat too much.......hahahahaha

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Mama WhoaWhoKnew from the other room: Who peed in their pants?!

[LilaFowler]

This is normal, Tinsley? Airhead.

[Psalm11]

I LOVE YOU DORINDA! (Yeah I said it.)

[QuinnM]

I want to admit I’m really excited about the boat trip and now the producer said the coast guard said they had to go.  I’m so excited.

[Straycat80]

Oh great, Sonja just peed her pants. Hope she doesn’t try to resell those. 

[Steph J]

Why did it take so long for anyone to ask about life jackets?

[TexasGal]

So much for returning that suit after you peed your pants Sonja.  Oh, who am I kidding, she has no shame.  She’ll still try.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Bethenny ya dont poop if ya dont eat ! 

Vicki Gunvalson in lycra once a week on OC is enough for me I didn't t need that commercial .

[bosawks]

1 minute ago, Steph J said:

Why did it take so long for anyone to ask about life jackets?

Witches float.

[BodhiGurl]

Had roles been reversed, and BF had sea sickness, im going to go ahead and doubt Carole would be by her side rubbing her back... just saying...

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

This is normal, Tinsley? Airhead.

Uh, yeah?

Every time I've been on a boat it was basically a re-enactment of The Perfect Storm!