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Oh this is terrible news. I think I have some kind of weird valley-girl/vocal fry combo going on. However, I don't think I sound like Scheana! Of course my voice is much lower than Scheana's being that I'm a human being and not a cartoon mouse.

When I was searching for Scheana's song I came across this video^ it seems to be her casting reel. (Notice the song choice?) It also features some video clip of all three of the Jonas Bros. falling in love with her.

Well my goodness...she's done some high-profile work as well. So Vail isn't the only sad, formerly-accomplished/semi-successful performer on this show!

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Say, what is Scheba's real name anyway. 

 

I will bet that Scooba stays married to that doughy dopie man-boy for barely a minute. She only did it for a story line and camera time on the show. I know, I know, that describes alot of reality stars (using that term loosely), but with Scooter, it's really obvious.

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From the episode thread:

So Scheana had a 30k budget and ended up tripling it? 90k? When she already "spent" 30k on flowers we know the whole thing will be well over 90k. And I laughed out loud when she said she "got hurt" and had just settled a lawsuit so she had more money for the wedding. Scheana doesn't seem the type to get hurt and cause a big scene or anything so I'm sure this was on the up and up.


This maybe an answer.

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Wait. So all this time Scheana was dissed for being dramatic about her "missing tooth" and she had 4 cracked teeth, needed a gum graft AND had an infection?!

 

That's a completely valid reason to want a shit ton of sympathy lol.

More people coddled Jax's voluntary nosejob that her accidental issues.

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Do we know Scheana's real full (maiden) name? I mean, surely it would have been said during her wedding cos I am guessing her stage name of "Miss Scheana Marie" is not a valid moniker to get married by.

 

I also had no idea how much she went through about her teeth and jaw from that accident, and I agree...that definitely was a valid reason to want your friends to reach out and check on you and basically give a shit. Though had she explained it in a bit more detail on camera we may have been a bit more sympathetic at the time. And it would seriously bug that Jax got way more sympathy and friend-love for his elective nose job, if I were in her position.

 

Stassi...still an asshole. I could totally see her acting that way.

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I'm personally not a fan of Scheana's makeup, I think it is always too severe and dark, but good for her that she is at least doing something besides waiting tables. I wonder what exactly would make this makeup any more special than the thousands of other brands already on the market though. 

 

How many Bravolebrities have their own cosmetic line? Seems like there have been at least one or two on every one of these shows! There must be some company that loves to prey on them and make them invest a bunch of money in a cosmetic brand.

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Well Scheana really out-assholed herself last night.

 

I mean, I am sympathetic to wedding anxiety.  I really am.  I am even sympathetic to the whole princess-wedding fantasy and all the feelings that come with watching it die.  

 

But, man, a camera in my face the following morning, even if it's not the actual following morning (I'm not sure what's worse)?  I'd be so cynical by this point, if only to retain my sanity.  Shay's got to be planning his passive-aggressive exit strategy, unless he's come to terms with his marriage as a lifetime of planning that strategy.

 

Sheebag is the worst.

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I'm watching 90210 reruns on Netflix while I do paperwork and who should I spy playing a random student who gives Naomi painkillers thinking she's just helping *dum dum dum dum*? Our own little Scheena Hot Pants Marie!

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I don't like Scheana. She's seems so fake and desperate for attention at all times. I honestly think she married Shay just for a storyline last season. I never thought those two made any sense as a couple. It seems like she just wants a doormat to follow her around.

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I don't like Scheana. She's seems so fake and desperate for attention at all times. I honestly think she married Shay just for a storyline last season. I never thought those two made any sense as a couple. It seems like she just wants a doormat to follow her around.

Yup. I think even without the show Shay would have just been accessory to her. She strikes me as the type who wanted to get married and have a big old princess wedding before 30 (gasp!) and Shay just happened to be the guy she was sleeping with at the time. He could have been any guy with a ring.

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Scheana needs to lay off the chain smoking. Her voice is so gravelly this year, she's distracting to listen to. 

 

It's either the chain smoking making her voice sound so scratchy or it's the constant talking about herself! 

 

 

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Scheana needs to lay off the chain smoking. Her voice is so gravelly this year, she's distracting to listen to. 

 

It's either the chain smoking making her voice sound so scratchy or it's the constant talking about herself!

I think she has the worst vocal fry of anyone on television.

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Telling Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Shay to 'eat something' is unacceptable http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1127442/telling-vanderpump-rules-scheana-shay-to-eat-something-is-unacceptable

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It's awful that people think it's OK to tell Shay she's too small, and that she's expected not to find it offensive. And we've noticed a double standard in some people thinking fat-shaming is wrong, but commenting on a slighter figure is fair game. We all have different body shapes, and what's really important is if Shay is happy and healthy, right?

Scheana looks neither happy nor healthy in the Instagram post in question:

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On two separate days last week, Scheana spent approximately 10 snaps pontificating about how much she eats, without ever actually showing her eating at all.  Considering she herself admits she lost 20 pounds after being embarrassed about how her wedding dress fit, she definitely started restricting her food intake - she didn't have 20 pounds to lose in the first place, and the only reason her wedding dress was tight was because her Aunt screwed up the fit, not because she was too heavy to wear it. I do agree with the general point of not telling someone to "eat something", because some people are just naturally very slender, but I think Scheana's getting so defensive because she is actually restricting her food.  

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17 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

If she cut off his credit cards she must know where he is or thinks he's on a bender, I guess? 

How annoyed do you think Schaena is that her husband didn't do this during filming?

I bet Lisa is really upset the cameras are missing this!

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On Thursday, November 10, 2016 at 10:18 PM, Rebecca said:

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2016/11/scheana-marie-and-mike-shay-its-over/

Apparently he found some things out about Scheana and it is over. Apparently she is jealous that he is finally working as well. Ok, then. 

I 100% believe that Scheana would be jealous if Shay became more famous than her. I don't think she would be jealous because Shay is working. But if his work could lead to fame, she would probably turn feral.

There was this brief moment last season where Scheana and Shay were talking about his drinking and drugging. Shay admits that this quasi fame thing was not for him. Scheana agrees and talks about their plan once the show is over to move back to West Covina, have Shay teach and coach high school football, and have Scheana teach dance. I've always felt that Shay was her back up in case she couldn't get a rich and famous guy or get her dream career.

On Friday, November 11, 2016 at 9:57 AM, chick binewski said:

So I guess it's time for completely baseless accusations: I've always been 95% sure Schaena slept with Jax. Mostly because Schaena wants attention and validation anywhere she can find it. And because Jax would romance a hole in a donut. 

The reason the two of them have never had sex is that they are such attention whores. Each of them thinks that they are sun and everyone and everything revolves around them. And also because everyone says Jax reeks. I think that would be a deal killer for Scheana.

I wonder if Scheana and Shay have a prenup.

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17 hours ago, Nanny pants said:

Not sure why Schena and Shay would have a prenup.  Nor why Schwartz would want one either.  Unless any of these Chucklefucks had or have substantial separate assets prior to marriage.  Anyone?

I think by the time Scheana and Shay got married, Scheana as an original and principal cast member was making about $250,000 per season. Additionally, she does club and bar appearances and may make more than her salary on just those. The ratings keep going up and the show's viewers are younger than the housewives shows. Scheana and the rest of the principal cast probably got raises this season.

I think the supporting cast gets $5,000 per every episode in which they appear. But I think that might be from season 3 forward. Schwartz didn't join the main cast until season 3.

Season 1 the main cast was paid $5,000 for the entire season. Season 2 they got $60,000. By season 3, they were getting between $150,000 and $200,000.

I cannot state with enough emphasis just how lucrative club and bar appearances can be. They pay for your flight, hotel room, and give you thousands to show up, get drunk, and mingle. I think Jax and Toms might be getting $30 -50,000 as a package deal. I read an article about Jax, which had some hints about their salaries. Jax said that he bought a sports car for his dad.

Nene and Sheree fell out because one of them reached out someone who was booking the other person and pitched themself as a cheaper alternative.

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On ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2015 at 11:05 AM, Bossa Nova said:

Say, what is Scheba's real name anyway. 

 

from wkipedia:

Scheana Marie. Scheana Marie Jancan Shay (born May 7, 1985) is an American actress and model. She currently has a role on the Bravo reality series Vanderpump Rules.

On the Bitch Bible podcast, she said that she dropped "Jancan" because she's Hispanic & Scheana Marie sounded more so.

 

I keep imagining that Shay's hanging out somewhere with Rebecca Bunch & Josh Chan in WEST COVINA, CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

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1 hour ago, teapot said:

isn't Nicole Arbour the chick who had the fat-shaming video? 

I'm not trusting one word this chick says.

 

The most offensive thing about this video is how unfunny it is. She's so unfunny that Ariana and Rachel by comparison seem like they should be prepping for a national comedy tour--The Sullen and Barely Amusing Tour.

This is sad and terrible, but one of the most admirable things about Jax is that he's given up on his dreams of being a successful actor or model. It's not happening for any of these idiots and their idiot adjacent friends.

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On 12/16/2016 at 3:04 AM, glowbug said:

Blind Item that's possibly about Scheana:

https://tamaratattles.com/2016/12/14/blind-item-west-hollywood-gossip/

It basically says Scheana is shacking up with Hillary Duff's ex. It's a blind item so no names are used and it may or may not be true even if it is about them. Time will tell.

Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Scheana said her boyfriend is tall. Mike Comrie is 5'10".

She also said she's made out with Arianna.

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3 hours ago, editorgrrl said:

Last night on Watch What Happens Live, Scheana said her boyfriend is tall. Mike Comrie is 5'10".

She also said she's made out with Arianna.

What the F was up with her right eye?? I saw her look at the camera and open her eyes wide to say nothing was wrong but something was going on there when she wasn't forcing it.

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On 2/7/2017 at 2:11 PM, RedDelicious said:

What the F was up with her right eye?? I saw her look at the camera and open her eyes wide to say nothing was wrong but something was going on there when she wasn't forcing it.

Scheana's false eyelashes were stuck in her bangs (fringe) like Velcro.

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Not that it's a big deal, but I had no idea Scheana did softcore porn. I'm surprised none of the chucklefucks (or Brandi) ever brought it up.

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On 30/10/2014 at 10:13 AM, AnnieBananie said:

With that name, she should seriously consider a career in porn (as if Scheana Marie wasn't pornalicious enough).

She did.  She was on episodes of Femme Fatale.

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On 5/9/2017 at 6:32 PM, jaync said:

Not that it's a big deal, but I had no idea Scheana did softcore porn. I'm surprised none of the chucklefucks (or Brandi) ever brought it up.

This was the first I've heard of that! I can't believe no one has ripped on it (not that they should) but maybe more of them have "questionable" things in their past? I know Stassi modeled lingerie for trashy.com years ago. (https://trashy.com/collections/shop-by-model-stassi)      

Here's an article about Scheana and the porn: https://www.google.com/amp/radaronline.com/celebrity-news/scheana-marie-porn-video-femme-fatales/amp/

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On 8/24/2017 at 9:28 AM, Rebecca said:

This was the first I've heard of that! I can't believe no one has ripped on it (not that they should) but maybe more of them have "questionable" things in their past? I know Stassi modeled lingerie for trashy.com years ago. (https://trashy.com/collections/shop-by-model-stassi)      

Here's an article about Scheana and the porn: https://www.google.com/amp/radaronline.com/celebrity-news/scheana-marie-porn-video-femme-fatales/amp/

I knew about Scheana. I had never heard about Stassi. No one shops for lingerie by model. That doesn't even make any sense. Stop pretending that searching for the models is for any purpose other than gossiping or wanking.

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2 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

I knew about Scheana. I had never heard about Stassi. No one shops for lingerie by model. That doesn't even make any sense. Stop pretending that searching for the models is for any purpose other than gossiping or wanking.

Right!!! Those pictures are something I'm betting Stassi doesn't really want out there. She also did a photo shoot years ago with James Deen, of Farrah porno fame.

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11 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

Right!!! Those pictures are something I'm betting Stassi doesn't really want out there. 

I've since clicked on a product and I'm even more certain that trashy.com doesn't sell any lingerie or clothing. I clicked on one of the bras Stassi was wearing. It's available in small, medium, large, and x-large and each one "is handmade to order and ready to ship in 4-6 weeks." That's not how bras are sized and Sonja Morgan's international lifestyle fashion brand made clothes to order. We see how well that did.

In Scheana news, Katie and Stassi appear to be feuding with Scheana again. Ugh.

http://www.betches.com/scheana-shay-turned-her-back-on-stassi-kristen-katie

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10 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

I've since clicked on a product and I'm even more certain that trashy.com doesn't sell any lingerie or clothing. I clicked on one of the bras Stassi was wearing. It's available in small, medium, large, and x-large and each one "is handmade to order and ready to ship in 4-6 weeks." That's not how bras are sized and Sonja Morgan's international lifestyle fashion brand made clothes to order. We see how well that did.

In Scheana news, Katie and Stassi appear to be feuding with Scheana again. Ugh.

http://www.betches.com/scheana-shay-turned-her-back-on-stassi-kristen-katie

Oh, it's definitely legit. It's a famous company. Bras are sized that way sometimes in my experience. Plus, these aren't really made to be functional. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trashy_Lingerie

Scheana should just give up on trying to be accepted by them. They will always feud on some level.

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It's a real store over by the Bev Center (but let's be real, it's in WeHo, not Beverly Hills).  The window displays are always delightful.  It has been featured on many fine TV shows such as Rock of Love (I can't remember the others, but if there's ever a weird lingerie trying on date on a show on VH1 or MTV, odds are it was filmed there).

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On 8/30/2017 at 1:56 PM, Rebecca said:

Right!!! Those pictures are something I'm betting Stassi doesn't really want out there. She also did a photo shoot years ago with James Deen, of Farrah porno fame.

For reasons unknown to me I finally decided to finally search for the Stassi and James Deen photos. I was wondering if they were before Deen was accused of rape or after. They were before the accusations.

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