For ANY job, anywhere. He has zero actual life and work skills. He's a shitty bartender at best.
Speaking of claws, I still hear Scheana clacking her rank-ass nails in the Summer House episode and criticising the people there for eating seafood. "You should never eat anything with claws! Are you going to eat a cat?!" - really, Scheana?? You're going to compare eating a cat to eating lobsters and prawns???
He doesn't even know how to play, not even street hockey. Working out at the gym is not the same as playing sports. I know he lifts weights, but I don't believe that he's even aerobically fit. This is just another Sweater Line. As if he has the discipline to play professional sports!!
He still believes that he's Not That Bad because he's never hit a woman (to our knowledge). He's even compared his behaviour to that of Schwartz and thought he was better because he's never thrown a drink on a girl's head. Yeah, you're a real Atticus Finch.
She can afford to buy any horse she wants... but doesn't mean she can ride!
I'm actually okay with that. You can sing along to show tunes, dance to reggae, and the GOT soundtrack is pretty awesome. Some doctors at my hospital listen to it during surgery. I'm not a gamer, but I do like gaming music from Civilization and Skyrim. And hubby and I listen to the songs from Need for Speed when we are driving. I know, such nerds!!
There was no job in Tampa. It's like the "I was going to be a fireman" bullshit.
Antisocial personality disorder with histrionic and narcissistic tendencies. In the earlier seasons, I wondered if he had frontal lobe damage, as that affects impulse control and aggression, but I would need to see a brain scan to determine that. He's not an intelligent person and he doesn't plan and scheme to destroy people, but his behaviour is largely due to not dealing with the consequences of his actions. His parents didn't bother teaching him what was wrong and right and his mother even mentioned not punishing him when he stole things.
That is not to say that his current behaviour is not 100% his fault - it IS. But the way he was when he was younger would have been the result of his parents' inability to make him deal with consequences. You can never teach him to be a better person. The only way to do that is by force, à la Ludovico technique. So, he's basically going to remain a piece of shit for the rest of his life.