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Yeah, Ben knew he was screwed (heh) whichever person he chose, so he shouldn't have chosen anyone. Regarding the bacon, we've seen chefs get off the boat and go into grocery stores on the island - Anthony could have tried to get a fakin' bacon that way.

Re: Scheana putting makeup on her toddler - I think that Scheana is the kind of parent who can't wait to be friends with her kid.

What an incredibly unsatisfying finale - they had so many threads to tie up and they didn't do a good job with 98% of them. I'm going to assume that Dev was left on Mars as punishment for his actions, a la Danny; is that correct? (What about Ed? What about Miles? What about Ilya? What about, you know, everybody??) Good on Margo! Life in federal prison would probably be luxurious compared to daily life working in Moscow. I hope Irina gets a punishment as terrible as Ed's fake-ass old age makeup. (I may edit this post as I think of more stuff that annoyed me!)

Yes! I'm so distracted by Joel Kinnaman's terrible aging makeup. Please, shave it off!

If you told me in past seasons that James Kennedy would now be the most mature man on this show, I would have laughed you out of the room. He's the only person on this season who makes any sense these days.

Tom's apology "apology"

The whole back and forth between Ariana and Tom about the party was ridiculous. The man has two bars! He couldn't have had his party at one of them?

Yes, Penn State .. er, I mean, the State Pen.

That lactose intolerance fight was the funniest shit I've ever seen. I watched it a few times and I still can't believe it escalated the way it did. Ridiculous. Poor Margot. I think the situation was handled well by Aesha, Captain Jason, and Margot herself.

Published today in The Washington Post: "Below Deck is a Raunchy Mess, But It Can Still Tell Right From Wrong." It also references Gary from BDSY.

Character actor and fabulously creepy guy Mark Margolis just passed away. L&O fans will know him as the guy who shot Phil Ceretta.

Tim Carman, the restaurant critic of the Washington Post, always says that the best way to have wrongs righted is to speak to a manager ASAP so they can try to make it up to you. So why didn't the guests say anything to Glenn (or Daisy, for that matter) about how unhappy they were before the end of the charter?* *Production drama, obviously. I know how stupid that question is. I believe that was manufactured drama, rather than the engine (go, Colin!)

Did Greg research the Toms before he got in bed with them? He seems totally surprised by what's happening with them.

If Scheana doesn't want people spying on her wedding, why is she holding it out in public? Look at the "two weeks later" footage, and you can see lots of random people at the pool watching her walk down the aisle, filming her on their phones. It's hilarious.

Andy reported this morning on his show on Radio Andy that the reunion is changing practically hour by hour. Who will appear - who can appear, honestly, how long it will be, where it will be held... it's completely bananas.