Scheana Marie: Those Gold Shorts Aren't Going to Wear Themselves

[Lisin]

Here's your Scheana topic.

[Chrissytd]

Scheana got married this past weekend.

[Rina99]

http://www.allabouttrh.com/photo-scheana-marie-bares-stomach-wedding-photos/

 

Scheanna's wedding dress...

[Persnickety1]

Probably should have posted this in Schaena's thread first but it tied in with a post in the Stassi thread as well.

 

Hopefully we have more of this fuck-and-awe to look forward to this year:

 

 

What was it Stassi said...listening to Schaena's song was tantamount to being kicked in the head by a donkey?

 

No argument here...

Edited October 14, 2014 by Persnickety1

[AnnieBananie]

They always referred to him as Shay on the show, which I honestly thought was his first name. So now Scheana is going to be Scheana Shay.

 

With that name, she should seriously consider a career in porn (as if Scheana Marie wasn't pornalicious enough).

[Lisin]

Really? A belly shirt? Ok. I was just noticing that apparently this is coming back in fashion but I didn't know it had already hit the wedding dress industry. Sigh. I'm old.

 

[Watermelon]

I don't mind it. I wish the top fit better but I think the skirt is adorable.

 

I'm more annoyed by Shay in the damn white blazer/tux. I hate when men wear white at weddings. They always look like waiters to me.

[Chrissytd]

The fit of his pants bothers me.

[ScoobieDoobs]

What the fuck did Shay do with the bottom of his pants????  Tuck 'em into his weird looking shoes?  WTF are those things anyway?  Shoes or boots or booties?  Man, that looks like shit.  Otherwise, I kinda like the way Shay looks.  And yeah, while I burst out laughing at Scheana's I Dream of Jeannie wedding getup, I like that she tried to do something different.  Actually, it's a really sweet pic cuz they do look honestly very happy.

[fliptopbox]

I'm not a fan of high waisted skirts with a cropped top at all. It just doesn't look proportional to me. But I do agree, they both look very happy. So weirdo wedding "dress" aside, go them.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Cater waiter marries I Dream of Jeannie.

[FozzyBear]

I've been watching old episodes of The Real Hoysewives of Beverly Hills and finally saw the Brandi V Scheena sit down summit episode that I missed when it aired. Oh its comedy gold! I'd forgotten that Scheena went on some entertainment news show when Eddie went public with Leanne and tried to sell herself as the wronged woman in that cluster fuck! And she took offense at Brandi calling her Eddi's mistress because, and I quote,"there were feelings involved. He took me on trips and stuff" I had to back Brandi giving her the Bitch Please stink eye over that one! Yet Scheena still isn't the most vapid, naval gazing idiot on Vanderpump Rules. Because VPR is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Persnickety1]

Damn, where's my credit card????

 

Scheana Marie has her own makeup line.

 

I want to get all tarted up, too, dammit.

 

http://www.youbeauty.com/face/vanderpump-rules-scheana-shay-does-her-own-makeup

 

(Just a snippet from the article...I recommend reading the entire thing)

 

 

 

Scheana Shay can take care of herself. She's known as the voice of reason on Bravo's "Vanderpump Rules" and she has the most wholesome image of the forever-fueding bunch of LA cocktail servers — she even brought her mom to our interview. Now, she's using what she's learned with three seasons of self-applying TV makeup (plus a lifetime love of beauty) to launch her own makeup line.

Scheana stopped by YouBeauty to chat about her collaboration with Starlooks (who also has a collab with Tara Reid!) and what makeup means to a young, hungry star.

[BogoGog24]

I'm personally not a fan of Scheana's makeup, I think it is always too severe and dark, but good for her that she is at least doing something besides waiting tables. I wonder what exactly would make this makeup any more special than the thousands of other brands already on the market though. 

[Persnickety1]

I'm personally not a fan of Scheana's makeup, I think it is always too severe and dark, but good for her that she is at least doing something besides waiting tables. I wonder what exactly would make this makeup any more special than the thousands of other brands already on the market though. 

 

If I read the article correctly, it sounds like she just chose existing colors to make her "Scheana Collection."

 

I think it's probably along the lines of the "Gretchen Christine Beaute'" products, which is nothing but stock makeup from a wholesale distributor but with a GCB label affixed to it.

 

Interestingly, Stassi is serving as a representative for a jewelry boutique...Which I suspect is probably imported straight from China and marked up in price.  I'll try to find the link for that and post it in Stassi's thread.

 

Apparently it's only a few of the females who have any hustle on VPR.  I haven't heard a single thing about any of the dudes branching out.

 

Which is a shame, because I really wanted to see a Chunky Sweaters by Jax line so I could snark on it.  

[BogoGog24]

If I read the article correctly, it sounds like she just chose existing colors to make her "Scheana Collection."

 

I think it's probably along the lines of the "Gretchen Christine Beaute'" products, which is nothing but stock makeup from a wholesale distributor but with a GCB label affixed to it.

 

Interestingly, Stassi is serving as a representative for a jewelry boutique...Which I suspect is probably imported straight from China and marked up in price.  I'll try to find the link for that and post it in Stassi's thread.

 

Apparently it's only a few of the females who have any hustle on VPR.  I haven't heard a single thing about any of the dudes branching out.

 

Which is a shame, because I really wanted to see a Chunky Sweaters by Jax line so I could snark on it.  

 

Well that's mainly what I figured, is that it's your basic drugstore makeup with Scheana's name slapped on it. 

 

Surprisingly, the pieces from Stassi's jewelry line are very affordable. Not expensive at all.

 

Can't say anything for the other guys but Schwartz was in American Idol finalist Haley Reinhart's music video for "Free," I think may have been before VPR or when it was just starting.

[The Mighty Peanut]

Scheana would do better peddling makeup accessories than makeup itself, IMO. "Here's my premier combination foundation caulking gun and industrial strength fake lash applicator...retails for more than $40 at Home Depot..."

Edited December 30, 2014 by The Mighty Peanut

[beesknees]

Man, the few times they showed Scheana with little or no make up on she looked really pretty!  I like her with less make up hands-down.

[Duke2801]

Man, the few times they showed Scheana with little or no make up on she looked really pretty!  I like her with less make up hands-down.

 

Yes!  I used to think she was so pretty with her dark hair and her normal, NON "makeup-gun-set-to-whore" face. Now she just looks trashy and like she's trying to hard.

[FozzyBear]

Man, the few times they showed Scheana with little or no make up on she looked really pretty! I like her with less make up hands-down.

Word. Purple lipstick? Why Scheana, why?

[OnceSane]

For attention? Or she thinks it looks good. I'm going for the latter, but mixing in a healthy dose of the former.

[fliptopbox]

Word. Purple lipstick? Why Scheana, why?

Her purple lipstick still beats Stassi's sudden transformation into a walking Chico's advertisement.

[FozzyBear]

Sheana in general works aginst her body type. She's always picking out these outfits that emphasize how pear shaped she is. Even her hair I think makes her look heavier than she is. I get why she keeps it long because she has nice thick healthy hair (unlike the rest of the girls who look like they're going bald) but with it so long it draws the eye down toward her hips and thighs. I think if she even took off an inch or two she would look a lot longer and leaner. The make up is another story. She needs to step away from the Mac counter.

[fliptopbox]

Meh. She's still in her 20's. I think she can get away with the over the top makeup looks, even if they are kinda tacky. If she's still doing this in 10 years then I would think differently. Plus, it's only makeup....at least she's not obsessed with something irreversible like plastic surgery.

Ahem, Jax & FI Tom with your nose jobs and Botox..

[FozzyBear]

Meh. She's still in her 20's. I think she can get away with the over the top makeup looks, even if they are kinda tacky. If she's still doing this in 10 years then I would think differently. Plus, it's only makeup....at least she's not obsessed with something irreversible like plastic surgery.

Ahem, Jax & FI Tom with your nose jobs and Botox..

She's 30/31. And I'm not saying its morally wrong or anything, just that she looks like a hot mess.

[fliptopbox]

And I'm not saying its morally wrong or anything, just that she looks like a hot mess.

I agree, but at least it's a hot mess she can wash off every night before bed.

 

I could have sworn she's only like 27. Oh well.

[Watermelon]

For attention? Or she thinks it looks good. I'm going for the latter, but mixing in a healthy dose of the former.

Purple lipstick was a huge thing for people who are into makeup/like to have fun with makeup this summer.

[FozzyBear]

Purple lipstick was a huge thing for people who are into makeup/like to have fun with makeup this summer.

It was? I'm super trendy, but makeup isn't my thing. Missed that one.

[Watermelon]

It was? I'm super trendy, but makeup isn't my thing. Missed that one.

Yep. There was the release and hunt for MAC Heroine (the purple lipstick I'm 80% sure Scheana had on.  About 7 women I know personally own it and 4 more have seen us in it, and can pick it out by name.  Nene had it or something very similar on Atlanta Housewives Sunday, too.

[FozzyBear]

Yep. There was the release and hunt for MAC Heroine (the purple lipstick I'm 80% sure Scheana had on. About 7 women I know personally own it and 4 more have seen us in it, and can pick it out by name. Nene had it or something very similar on Atlanta Housewives Sunday, too.

As I've said, as much as I'm a clothes horse I've always kept my makeup pretty simple. So there you go. I still say it wasn't flattering on her, but at least it was a thing.

[Elizabeth]

Wikipedia says Scheana and Arianna are both 29. I thought they were both younger, just based off their personalities...

[FozzyBear]

Wikipedia says Scheana and Arianna are both 29. I thought they were both younger, just based off their personalities...

Not trying to be argumentative, but Scheana has stated her age as 30 for over 1 year. I doubt she would lie up.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Which is a shame, because I really wanted to see a Chunky Sweaters by Jax line so I could snark on it.

 

 

Jax does have a sweater line.  Here it is-

 

http://xcaliburshoes.com/collections/all/sweaters

 

His line amounts to maybe 3 sweaters (one is in 2 colors) & dat's about the extent of it.  OK then.

 

And this is the extent of Scheana's  . .  er, line?

 

http://starlooks.com/collections/starlooks-x-scheana-marie

 

Doesn't seem like much of a line.  This looks like a different setup from what Gretchie poo has done.  Certainly not in terms of their names being slapped on pre-packaged makeup,  Dat's exactly da same.  But Gretchie set up her own site & has supposedly sold her crap herself -- of course, mostly with slimeball Slade's help.  Looks like all Scheana has done here is give her name & image for pics & dat's the extent of her involvement.

 

Interestingly, Stassi is serving as a representative for a jewelry boutique...Which I suspect is probably imported straight from China and marked up in price.  I'll try to find the link for that and post it in Stassi's thread.

 

 

Well, I'll post the link to Stassi's "line", just as point of comparison between all these fucktwits.  Here it is-

 

http://shopprimadonna.com/stassi-x-spd/elements.html

 

OK, don't beat the shit outta me, but I kinda like it.  My theory is junk jewelry should never cost more than 40 bucks.  These necklaces are all under 40 bucks & surprisingly very different & cute.  I don't really care if they're imported from China & she just claims them as part of her line.  They're all affordable & kinda nice.  She should expand it.

 

The line Stass supposedly designed with her mother is more expensive & not so great-

 

http://shopprimadonna.com/stassi-x-spd/stassi-dayna.html

 

My advice to Stass is to ditch mom.  Ya don't need her, hun.  The thing is I kinda liked Stassi's style -- before this season, that is, since she turned herself into a 50 year old Chico's model.   

 

Now Scheana, on the other hand, has always looked like a trashbag -- the clothes, the hair, the makeup -- trashy with a capital T, thank you.  So I'm wondering who exactly would be drawn to Scheana's makeup line.  Trashy gals?  Girls lookin' to get laid?  Girls lookin' for a guy like Eddie?  Um, maybe Scheana's got a market there after all, eh?

Edited January 9, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[Duke2801]

Not trying to be argumentative, but Scheana has stated her age as 30 for over 1 year. I doubt she would lie up.

 

I remember in the Season 2 episode where she got engaged, in her TH she said "I'm going to be 30 next year."  It was said in a --gee I'm not that young kind of way.... it might have been referencing having kids, too. 

 

According to Wikepedia, her birthday is May 5, 1985. Assuming (and, of course, it's Wikepedia so who knows) that her birth year is factual, she got engaged in January 2014 when she was 28 and and married in August 2014  when she was 29. 

 

So yes, assuming all that is true -- she's 29 now and will be 30 in May.   

Edited January 9, 2015 by Duke2801

[charmed1]

Purple lipstick was a huge thing for people who are into makeup/like to have fun with makeup this summer.

Her purple lipstick is the only thing I thought was flattering on her. But I'm biased because I have some myself. Make up Forever #15. It's very dramatic though so I mainly only wear it out on the town.

[Elizabeth]

Not trying to be argumentative, but Scheana has stated her age as 30 for over 1 year. I doubt she would lie up.

 

It's all good, and I agree! I really meant that I was surprised she is 29-30ish. I thought she was mid-20's or 26-27 at the oldest, based on her personality.  

 

So Ariana and her are both older then Stassi? 

[FozzyBear]

It's all good, and I agree! I really meant that I was surprised she is 29-30ish. I thought she was mid-20's or 26-27 at the oldest, based on her personality.

So Ariana and her are both older then Stassi?

I think Stassi is the youngest of the bunch which makes her queen bee thing even funnier. I think Katie, the two Toms, Aireanna, and Scheena all fall somewhere between 28-32. Vale is 34 and Jax and Kristen are somewhere between 35-100.

I remember in the Season 2 episode where she got engaged, in her TH she said "I'm going to be 30 next year." It was said in a --gee I'm not that young kind of way.... it might have been referencing having kids, too.

According to Wikepedia, her birthday is May 5, 1985. Assuming (and, of course, it's Wikepedia so who knows) that her birth year is factual, she got engaged in January 2014 when she was 28 and and married in August 2014 when she was 29.

So yes, assuming all that is true -- she's 29 now and will be 30 in May.

Oh that makes sense. I thought she said she was 30 in that sceen so I was putting her age at 31-32 now. I will admit sometimes I'm too busy praying to Baby Jesus to help Scheana's vocal cords and find her a real name to catch evey word.

[Chrissytd]

I think Stassi is the youngest of the bunch which makes her queen bee thing even funnier. I think Katie, the two Toms, Aireanna, and Scheena all fall somewhere between 28-32. Vale is 34 and Jax and Kristen are somewhere between 35-100.

I almost choked on my ice-cube.

[Bossa Nova]

All this talk about this no talent twit's makeup.Yet I came here to see if anyone else noticed how grating her voice is - her speaking voice. It's a cross between the new millennial girl vocal fry (that is so pervasive - i.e. Kim/Kourtney Kardashian speak),  and a very odd hallowed out nasal cavity. Drives me nuts. 

Edited January 13, 2015 by Bossa Nova

[Sun-Bun]

All this talk about this no talent twit' s makeup.Yet I came here to see is anyone else noticed how grating her voice is - her speaking voice. It's a cross between the new millenial chick vocal fry and a odd hallowed out nasal cavity. Drives me nuts.

Yes!!! I almost posted about that myself and how her awful voice just makes my skin crawl---for a supposed "singer", her constant vocal fry is literally ruining her vocal chords. She and Stassi have the show's worst cases of fry, although at least they don't use it constantly with upspeak like the Kardashians.

Like Valley Girl speak, gals particularly in California suffer from this affected affliction, and I'd just love to see a vocal coach rip them a new one for it.

Girls, vocal fry ain't sexy---you just sound like idiots.

[fliptopbox]

Anyone else not loving those gold sparkly high waisted shorts from last night? The ones with those awful diagonal pockets that make you look super wide? Yeah those. I don't understand Scheana's obsession with high waisted shorts. They do her figure no favors, and she has a good figure! Just not for those particular clothes. Chicks with a short midsection usually cannot pull off high waisted anything without looking kinda dumpy. You'd think someone would have told her this.

[runforcover]

All this talk about this no talent twit's makeup.Yet I came here to see if anyone else noticed how grating her voice is - her speaking voice. It's a cross between the new millennial girl vocal fry (that is so pervasive - i.e. Kim/Kourtney Kardashian speak),  and a very odd hallowed out nasal cavity. Drives me nuts. 

I love this trend, or I'm rather preoccupied with it.  It's like a whole sloppy-sexy thing, a particular kind of entitlement.  I actually don't remember Scheana's voice being so annoying until she self-identified as Queen Bee.

 

Of course her wedding dress has a halter top. Ugh.  High Waist/Short top is going to age as badly as it did 30 yrs ago.  Why would you do that to your wedding photos?

[meeeeech]

I wasn't digging the wedding dress either. I think her aunt did the beading on the skirt or something which I thought was really sweet but I think the crop top/skirt is just a lil tacky for a formal event. Then again I'm puzzled by most of her fashion choices. For a pretty girl she doesn't really have a sense of style. The black fringed dress in Miami, all the high waist ensembles, just ugh.

 

So I searched for 'scheana marie' on YT to try to find her most recent song with Muppet James and so many random things came up. She was in a Doritos commercial? A song that featured her vocals while Shay rapped from 2011? And a clip from an OK Magazine party where she and Stass said they had to be servers at their own press junket for Vanderpump Rules.

Edited January 15, 2015 by meeeeech

[Granimal]

I wasn't digging the wedding dress either. I think her aunt did the beading on the skirt or something which I thought was really sweet but I think the crop top/skirt is just a lil tacky for a formal event. Then again I'm puzzled by most of her fashion choices. For a pretty girl she doesn't really have a sense of style. The black fringed dress in Miami, all the high waist ensembles, just ugh.

 

So I searched for 'scheana marie' on YT to try to find her most recent song with Muppet James and so many random things came up. She was in a Doritos commercial? A song that featured her vocals while Shay rapped from 2011? And a clip from an OK Magazine party where she and Stass said they had to be servers at their own press junket for Vanderpump Rules.

I was just coming here to drop off this gem:

 

 

(I'm sorry for being terrible with links) This appears to be the song she did with James, though in my two second search I didn't see any credit to him. My thoughts are that if Britney Spears had sung it I would probably flove it to dance to. Scheana's voice is just not strong enough to carry the music. (Yep that's right her voice is worse than Britney's.) I wish there was a video to go along with it, but sadly not yet.

 

ETA: Okay I didn't know that the video(link?) would show up embedded like that.

BTW: Re: The vocal frye conversation above. I have heard this term for years and never fully understood it. I'm just now starting to worry that I may have one because nearly everyone I meet makes fun of my voice.

Edited February 5, 2015 by Granimal

[JenE4]

ETA: Okay I didn't know that the video(link?) would show up embedded like that.

BTW: Re: The vocal frye conversation above. I have heard this term for years and never fully understood it. I'm just now starting to worry that I may have one because nearly everyone I meet makes fun of my voice.

 

It seems to be a generational thing. Are you a millenial? Not that ALL millenials--or even most of them--have the vocal fry. But I don't know anyone older than millenial generation who has it, with the exception of Paris Hilton, who I think is now too damn old to be considered a millenial, but I always think of her as the original vocal frier back before it was a "thing" in that reality show she had more than a decade ago. Back in my day (I'm 40), the "valley girl" was the young woman speech impediment of choice, but with girls these days, it's vocal fry, which is probably the exact opposite inflection of the valley girl, come to think of it. If your voice goes down at the end of every sentence/phrase and draw out words with a "crackly" quality to it, you may have a vocal fry! I wish I had an audio clip of this one 24-year-old-ish vendor that we deal with whose vocal fry is killing me! Every problem you tell her about with her product, she answers with a PERERRFeEeEecctt. [<--One, it's not "perfect" that her product doesn't work and, two, if you knew what vocal fry sounded like, you could read that phonetically and know exactly what she sounds like.] But it does seem to be an affectation that young women put on rather than an actual speaking voice (like the valley girl was, too). Because my 18-year-old daughter doesn't speak like that when she talks to me, but if she's speaking to someone that she doesn't feel very comfortable around, like an older, distant relative, she'll answer their questions with a vocal fry. Apparently surveys have shown that millenials who hear other millenials with vocal fry think they're more serious and competent than those without it, but it tends to annoy the Gen Xers and Boomers.

Edited February 5, 2015 by JenE4

[Sun-Bun]

I'm an Xer who cannot stand vocal fry, because I equate it with conformity, stupidity and the ubiquity of the worst offenders of this epidemic, The Kardashians:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txSSO4VglMI

Also, most vocal fry'ers also tend to include the ultra-annoying upspeak trend as well, where every sentence seems to end with a question? And like, it's usually combined with like, excessive use of "like" and "you know"?

So to see supposed singers like Britney Spears, Kesha and yes...Scheana...damaging their vocal chords like that to seemingly come off as sounding sexy and worldly is just planned stupid.

[MissMel]

I'm 40 as well and my biggest gripe with vocal fry is the added "uh" or "uh ya" or "ay uh" added to random words. Especially when used in a sentence that sounds like a question, instead. I'm also a Midwestern girl that spent my childhood summers in California. Valley girl style. ;)

I loved the black fringed dress in Miami. I mostly like her wedding dress, too. The high top, shiny shorts are hideous. I say this as an old lady that still has my last pair of button-up Bongo jeans and fluffy crop top from the early '90's. (I don't wear them though!)

[runforcover]

 

(I'm sorry for being terrible with links) This appears to be the song she did with James, though in my two second search I didn't see any credit to him. My thoughts are that if Britney Spears had sung it I would probably flove it to dance to. Scheana's voice is just not strong enough to carry the music. (Yep that's right her voice is worse than Britney's.) I wish there was a video to go along with it, but sadly not yet.

 

ETA: Okay I didn't know that the video(link?) would show up embedded like that.

BTW: Re: The vocal frye conversation above. I have heard this term for years and never fully understood it. I'm just now starting to worry that I may have one because nearly everyone I meet makes fun of my voice.

Oh dear, this sinks lower than the low I had anticipated.  Her voice is actually non-existent.  This bitch needs to go.

 

Yeah, we all hate vocal fry (or I do) and we are usually offenders (or I am) 

[Granimal]

It seems to be a generational thing. Are you a millenial? Not that ALL millenials--or even most of them--have the vocal fry. But I don't know anyone older than millenial generation who has it, with the exception of Paris Hilton, who I think is now too damn old to be considered a millenial, but I always think of her as the original vocal frier back before it was a "thing" in that reality show she had more than a decade ago.

Oh this is terrible news. I think I have some kind of weird valley-girl/vocal fry combo going on. However, I don't think I sound like Scheana! Of course my voice is much lower than Scheana's being that I'm a human being and not a cartoon mouse.

 

 

When I was searching for Scheana's song I came across this video^ it seems to be her casting reel. (Notice the song choice?) It also features some video clip of all three of the Jonas Bros. falling in love with her.

Edited February 6, 2015 by Granimal

[runforcover]

she's unbearable