S08.E07: Birthday Fever

[Thumper]

Lisa looked pretty and more natural with her hair down after the horse riding.

and Lisa Rinna's breasts make an appearance!  (On the yacht.)

[nexxie]

PK’s parents are cute.

Edited January 31, 2018 by nexxie

[Martinigirl]

Was that Bobby from Below Deck??????????????/

[chenoa333]

2 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Was that Bobby from Below Deck??????????????/

I do believe it was him. 

[Straycat80]

Ok, even my cold, black heart softened at how PK cried when he saw his parents. 

[dosodog]

I'm going to blame the head cold and decongestant for the following statement. 

For the first time ever, Mikey, did not bug me.  I actually enjoyed him.

And Ericka?  So far this episode, I've moved from meh to the Ericka I originally liked is back!  Yay!

I'm going back under the covers now.   And reserve the right to disavow my previous statements when the Robitussain wears off.

[Michichick]

Jesus, that dress looks terrible on Dorit's huge, fake boobs.

I missed Bobby. Where was he?

[TexasGal]

Watching all these fools teeter down the ramp to the yacht in their heels is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while.

[Thumper]

Has Boy George always worn hats?  These are not attractive.

[ivygirl]

2 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

I do believe it was him. 

Yep he does a shout out on Twitter. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/bgcola28/status/958461824252465153

(I thought I saw Aleks!)

[Michichick]

Erika looks good in that suit.

[Wicked]

Dorit's boobs are ridiculous.

[Cranky One]

Doritos boobs can be used as flotation devices if the boat sinks.

Edited January 31, 2018 by Cranky One

[ivygirl]

Just now, Thumper said:

Has Boy George always worn hats?  These are not attractive.

Yep... quite a few...

[dosodog]

Robitussain or not? 

I effing love you Ericka!  You're talking head during Fever was classy!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Dorit's accent is gone all of a sudden.

[KungFuBunny]

Oh well it looks like after the performance Dorit snorted an 8 ball up each nostril.

Being snotty to Kyle now too?

[Martinigirl]

Dorit looked like some dead animal washed up on to the yacht  flopping around 

Edited January 31, 2018 by Martinigirl

[ivygirl]

Ugh. I feel like I’m watching the VPR kids argue. Didn’t they just have an argument like this last night? With Scheana in the Dorit role, rehashing stuff OVER AND OVER while simultaneously complaining that (Katie/Teddi) is a liar and won’t let things go?

[Martinigirl]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oh well it looks like after the performance Dorit snorted an 8 ball up each nostril.

Being snotty to Kyle now too?

It's snowing!

Must of picked it up in Mexico where she clearly got a boob job at a steep dicount

Edited January 31, 2018 by Martinigirl

[Fiero425]

OMG, Dorit's so desperate to have drama, she assaults Teddi over gossip passed on by LVP! Can you believe she had to kvetch about the wine glass drama again at a birthday party for her husband? She really needs a life! ;-)

[Straycat80]

Can’t these crazy bitches have one, just one, get together where they don’t get into some stupid fight? And about the same old things, this time the glass-fest. 

[Duke2801]

I am really feeling Erika’s white pantsuit. Very chic.

I am not, however, feeling Doritos flotation fun bags in that dress. Dear lord. 

PK’s parents look like his slightly older siblings. I’ll admit it was sweet to see how excited he was to see his friends and family. 

[Wicked]

Dorit's boobs are ridiculous, but Dorit as a person is BEYOND ridiculous

[nexxie]

Next week looks crazy - I’m with Teddi and Kyle. 

[Bronzedog]

Seriously, what is wrong with Dorit and why doesn't anyone ever punch her?

[Duke2801]

5 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Can’t these crazy bitches have one, just one, get together where they don’t get into some stupid fight? And about the same old things, this time the glass-fest. 

If they weren’t being filmed for a reality show- probably. But in Bravoland- no. 

[missyb]

15 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Watching all these fools teeter down the ramp to the yacht in their heels is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen in a while.

It was so close to my desire to see these women trip on their stiletto heels.

[Duke2801]

2 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Seriously, what is wrong with Dorit and why doesn't anyone ever punch her?

[Fiero425]

1 minute ago, Bronzedog said:

Seriously, what is wrong with Dorit and why doesn't anyone ever punch her?

Teddi was nicer than I would have been in the same situation! I would have called her nuts and as I left her standing there looking like an idiot, "here, take this champagne glass and shove it up your arse; it's easier to take being thinner!" ;-)

[Mr. Miner]

I bet PK's breath stunk up that helicopter. Pilot should've shoved them both out the side door.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Loved the riding ! Lisa is a good rider esp for her age and fitness level compared to Teddi well done LVP!

Goddamn you PeeKay you warmed my black heart when you sobbed hugging your momma.

Dorit you are as messy as you are thirsty. 

[TexasGal]

Why didn’t Dorit just have the party on the yacht that the helicopter could land on?  And how DID Mauricio get there?

[FlyingEgret]

Such a gracious host to repeatedly call one of your guests psycho to her face; although I'm sure it's ok sinice Dorit won't remember she said it the next morning...

[Jel]

Erika was such a sweetheart to help Dorit -- so supportive and encouraging. I loved it.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Loved the riding ! Lisa is a good rider esp for her age and fitness level compared to Teddi well done LVP!

Goddamn you PeeKay you warmed my black heart when you sobbed hugging your momma.

Dorit you are as messy as you are thirsty. 

Why do I have the feeling that PK has not seen his family in some time because he can't go back to England unless he is willing to go in the clinker?

[Fiero425]

4 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Loved the riding ! Lisa is a good rider esp for her age and fitness level compared to Teddi well done LVP!

Goddamn you PeeKay you warmed my black heart when you sobbed hugging your momma.

Dorit you are as messy as you are thirsty. 

You would think LVP was 80 the way she moves around like KEN! I think she's still in her 50's, but dancing at Dorit's BD party last season, you would have thought she needed a walker! ;-)

Edited January 31, 2018 by Fiero425

[breezy424]

Was that Below Deck Bobby???

Note to Dorit:  If you constantly want to show off your 'girls', take them back to the shop and get them fixed.  They need a complete overhaul.  And you are the villain in all this.  You did make a big deal out of the glasses but I as a viewer have learned that you selectively lie.  Your rendition of 'Fever' was......  And I wasn't all that impressed with the yacht or your entrance.

Teddi's beach house looked amazing.  This should be interesting.

Teddi and Dorit's conversation at the end of the episode.... Yeah no.  It wasn't just a conversation between you and Teddi.  LVP was very much a part of it.  Kyle should have said more than she did.  Maybe, because Mauricio has the listing for her and PK's house, she walked away.  I wouldn't doubt that Dorit would pull a Camille 1.0  about that. 

[Jel]

And Teddi is making just a big a case about not being into goddam wine -- we get it, you don't know nuthin' bout throwing fancy parties.  That's fine with me, whatever. Please stop talking about it.

[Fiero425]

Just now, Jel said:

And Teddi is making just a big a case about not being into goddam wine -- we get it, you don't know nuthin' bout throwing fancy parties.  That's fine with me, whatever. Please stop talking about it.

Who's the one dragging Teddi off to chastise her? Is this Dorit? Come on! ;-)

[Mr. Miner]

And your song was so fucking lame.

[Jel]

1 minute ago, Fiero425 said:

Who's the one dragging Teddi off to chastise her? Is this Dorit? Come on! ;-)

Wasn't she doing the same thing Teddi did last epi? Asking about something she'd heard one of the other ladies say? 

[PerPlexied]

OMG Teddi's twitter:

 

[Fiero425]

15 minutes ago, Jel said:

Wasn't she doing the same thing Teddi did last epi? Asking about something she'd heard one of the other ladies say? 

No it wasn't the same thing! Dorit lied, making up some ridiculous story out of the blue when not even asked! She said she was 6 min. late when the camera crew was sitting around for almost an hour! It's nothing alike! Teddi didn't even tell big mouth LVP who the person was who kvetched about using the wrong glass! That was all begun by Lisa who just can't help stirring the pot! She very well knew who Teddi was talking about; hence her running to Dorit to tell her what Teddi said! It's more than a little pathetic proving these people need a real life! They have it all, but need to stir $#!t to make themselves feel better! ;-)

Edited January 31, 2018 by Fiero425

[emma675]

Did I hear it right? Teddi told Dorit she was over it and Dorit responds back with "you're a psycho bitch"?! I'm impressed Teddi just walked away, that's drink or punch in the face behavior. 

I did love Erika being such a stage mom during Dorit's horrific, tone deaf performance. 

[JD5166]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

And your song was so fucking lame.

Just awful. Thankfully, you couldn’t really hear her.

I did love PK being so emotional seeing his parents. Damnit! 

[Fiero425]

4 minutes ago, emma675 said:

Did I hear it right? Teddi told Dorit she was over it and Dorit responds back with "you're a psycho bitch"?! I'm impressed Teddi just walked away, that's drink or punch in the face behavior. 

I did love Erika being such a stage mom during Dorit's horrific, tone deaf performance. 

I think either Dorit's touched in the head or maybe Lisa R was right; Dorit and PK are on drugs! They just make no sense to me!  ;-)

[enchantingmonkey]

On 1/24/2018 at 11:48 AM, Juliegirlj said:

Dorit must have really pissed off production to get such a horrible edit this season. Or, she has gone bloody mad. 

Remember how she bitched and moaned through the photo shoot Lisa asked her to do for that magazine?  It's not hard to imagine that she could that difficult to work with while they're filming this show.  

[Steph J]

24 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Seriously, what is wrong with Dorit and why doesn't anyone ever punch her?

They're probably scared that if they started punching they'd never stop. I would be.

[Jel]

1 minute ago, Fiero425 said:

No it wasn't the same thing? Dorit lied, making up some ridiculous story out of the blue when not even asked! She said she was 6 min. late when the camera crew was sitting around for almost an hour! It's nothing alike! Teddi didn't even tell big mouth LVP who the person was who kvetched about using the wrong glass! That was all begun by Lisa would just can't help stirring the pot! She very well knew who Teddi was talking about; hence her running to Dorit to tell her what Teddi said! IT's more than a little pathetic proving these people need a real life! They have it all, but need to stir $#! t make themselves feel better! ;-)

The question mark -- typo, asking me, rhetorical question -- I can't tell!

If you're asking... yes, I think it was exactly the same thing.  And I didn't like it when Teddi did it, and didn't like it when Dorit did it, but cornering a guest at a party was what happened in both cases in my view. I don't see them as different -- subject matter might be, but the action was the same, so I cannot, in fairness, fault one for doing the very same thing and not the other, even if I prefer one message more.