S07.E01: ICING ON A CAKE OF LIES

[druzy]

Amber loses her cool with Ryan’s wife. Maci wants Ryan to complete rehab or she’ll keep Bentley away. Catelynn worries about Tyler’s dad Butch since he’s off parole. Farrah celebrates her birthday in New York, while Amber calls off their engagement.

[KikiBda]

The preview looks like a reunion show...is it the premier ?

[woodscommaelle]

Debra needs some mental health help from a doctor. It's really sad. Unless that's an act. Which is also actually very sad if so.

[Brooklynista]

The gals really rally around St. Maci dont they?? They make complete asses of themselves in her behalf and she gets to sit back and look like above it all Maci.

Amber calling Mackenzie a cunt? A bit overzealous and really the Mac/Ryan/Maci triangle has nothing to do with her.

Go figure out where Matt hid your Teen Mom money.

Edited November 28, 2017 by Brooklynista

[woodscommaelle]

Owning a horse would only add to my anxiety.

Edited November 28, 2017 by woodscommaelle

[Brooklynista]

Slow handclap for Matt and the performance of the episode. He certainly commited to the part of fake relapses druggie by not bathing. How can Amber lay with that greasy, sweaty mess. Ugh.

[TexasGal]

Matt’s slowly dawning desperate face as he realizes he’s finally pushed Amber too far was greatness.  I was going to say a thing of beauty but couldn’t use that phrase in relation to that stanky mess.

Awww, baby goat.  I wonder if it just wanders the property?!  When did they become a petting zoo?

Edited November 28, 2017 by TexasGal

[Linny]

Mackenzie continuing to place blame on Maci for Ryan's drug problem really bothers me. I don't know if she's trying to displace her own guilt for ignoring the situation onto Maci, or if she feels threatened by Maci and wants to discredit her, but her attitude is off putting. Something about Mackenzie strikes me as disingenuous, and I don't believe she's some innocent who just happened to get ensnared in this drama. Ryan was spending $10k a week on drugs and she didn't notice? He was high as fuck before the wedding and she still went through with it? I almost wonder if she tolerated his addled state because it enabled her to manipulate him, and turning him against Maci during his recovery is an extension of that.

David's an ass, throwing around his title as a doctor to justify his supposed superiority, lecturing Michael about a past he knows nothing about, making insincere niceties with Farrah. Farrah's no prize but at least she doesn't pretend to be anything other than herself.

Tyler's constant struggles with Butch is always sad to watch. It's not fair that Tyler has always had to be Butch's support system instead of the other way around. He seems to justify it because he loves his dad, but taking on the role of parenting his own father is a lot to shoulder.

Ah, there's Matt, blaming Amber for his relapse because that's all this conniving asshole knows how to do. I hope Amber knocks him on his ass (figuratively speaking, though I wouldn't object to seeing it literally) and doesn't allow him to control her any longer.

[Mr. Miner]

So Amber is Maci's ride or die cunt now. I loathe her.

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Mackenzie and her dumb note again 

 

And lol at Amber and her big talk after

[poeticlicensed]

Amber: I'm staying in NY for a few days because I don't know how to handle my relationship with Matt. So I going to a podcast  with psychics to get some advice. Way to problem solve,  amber. 

David is a great big asshole. 

[Mr. Miner]

Amber laid in bed in NY for a few extra days, she didn't want to lay in bed in IN.

[mamadrama]

4 hours ago, druzy said:

Amber loses her cool with Ryan’s wife. Maci wants Ryan to complete rehab or she’ll keep Bentley away. Catelynn worries about Tyler’s dad Butch since he’s off parole. Farrah celebrates her birthday in New York, while Amber calls off their engagement.

At first I got excited, thinking that somehow Amber and Farrah had hooked up without our knowledge. THAT is a show I would be down for. 

[ClassyCourtHeels]

9 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

Amber laid in bed in NY for a few extra days, she didn't want to lay in bed in IN.

And talking about feeling stupid 

 

well congrats on continuing that months later by getting pregnant by another creeper.

 

And my god Maci. I can’t look back at maverick because I’m driving all while fucking texting while driving. Mackenzie can also have several seats. Maci isn’t out there constantly bashing Ryan. She’s looking out for Bentley.

Edited November 28, 2017 by ClassyCourtHeels

[pheebs]

Cate's getting those weird old lady ham-hock arms. Tyler's looking a little doughy himself...Ahh, the munchies.

Mackenzie and her chins are righteously angry, y'all!

St. Maci never seems to get her dishes done. How long were those muffin pans in the sink, geesh!

Dr. Dickhead and DebzOG are seriously fucking psycho. I'm not sure how much of those two I'll be able to take. I mean, they're making me feel sympathy for and like Farrah?

Amber, Matt...there are no words. I feel like I have fleas crawling on me every time those two are on my screen.

Ancillary characters? Sophia is so over FroCo - That cross-eyed stare was everything. Everybody's "friends" are colossal dopes. Butch is a shitty actor. The Horse Guy sure was glad to get paid in cash. Gary is, as always, the voice of reason - he gives me hope.

Voice of Roxanne - "I cannnntttt with these guyyyyyyssss..."

[Maire]

So agree that the best part of the ep was Matt's realization that all that easy MTV money is slipping away. So long (probably fake) rock and roll  memorabilia. Bye bye expensive cars! Time to go bamboozle some other dum dum.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Amber's hair, makeup and clothes makes her look like a Vegas loan shark's wife.

Christina, be a dutiful wife and shave your husband's shoulder hair before he appears on TV in a wife-beater.

MacKenzie just needs to stop insulting the audience intelligence and STFU. You lived with this man and couldn't tell he was high especially if he was using 3 times a day? You didn't notice his finances? And speaking of that,  Teen Mom money is damn good but not enough to support a 10,000 a week  drug habit good! He had to have fallen behind on bills and child support at some point. Looking back, it's safe to say that Ryan did indeed steal Larry's tools to sell for drugs.

Maci can STFU too. You know Ryan doesn't give a damn if he  sees Bentley or  not and is it really a good idea for Bentley to see him at the rehab center?

Speaking of rehab, Butch could probably benefit from a inpatient stay at a cushy rehab.

So, the cow finally decided to buy a horse? Good lord! That petting zoo they have at their house! Catelynn loves animals so much, maybe she should volunteer at a animal shelter; it will get her off the couch. Who knows, it might spur her to pursue a career, working with animals in some capacity.

I am already going to hell so I'll just come out and say it:

Sophia needs all of the make up she can get!

Edited November 28, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage

[Frank the Tank]

Farrah stating she’s not going to waste her time on negative stuff then bitches about how Dr Doolittle didn’t sign her card .... Farrah is a worthless cunt. Her daughter looks a wild animal with those teeth and never brushing her hair.... Also Farrah’s dad is a wanna be tough guy that probably has a crush on his own daughter... the whole family is a bunch of weirdos 

 

Amber needs to shut the fuck up .... this bitch don’t do anything but lay in bed and eat then try’s to act tough when there’s security around 

Edited November 28, 2017 by Frank the Tank

[Straycat80]

I can't believe how bad this show has become. Why is it still on? This is no longer a show on the challenges of teen motherhood, these girls are in their mid to late 20's now right? 

Ambers  life is a mess. I know things are better present time. I'm not going to lie, I wanted  to see her punch Mackenzie. 

Maci is more worried about Ryan because of Bentley, there's nothing else going on in her life I guess.

Catelyn and Tyler are worried about Butch and his never ending drug problem. Nothing else going on in their lives either.

I hate Farrah and FF thru her scenes.

and why do I keep watching? Lol! 

[WhosThatGirl]

Ugh. Watching Catelynn and Amber rally around Maci was gross. And Maci just loves it. Seriously. These girls have been stunted in their teens for years now.  

I actually find that this whole show is fast forward for me. Except for the beginning at the reunion, nothing new here.

Catelynn and Tyler are still dealing with their parents and their choices and making terrible ones of their own. Buying animals they don’t need. They have a mini donkey now for a horse that’s in a stable somewhere else? 

Maci is still dealing with Ryan.

Amber is still dealing with creeps. Seriously, Matt isn’t the first, he was just able to con her for longer than the others. Gary is still trying to provide their daughter with a stable life.

Farrah is still dealing with her mother  who remains emotionally unhinged and refuses to acknowledge it. Farrah herself is as well but I feel like at least she can admit to it, Debra is still going on that she needs no help. And how she has a fiancé who tells her the same.

None of them have grown and their kids are becoming closer to the age they are when they first appeared on our tv screens.

[JocelynCavanaugh]

I usually don't criticize people for their weight because I know it can be a struggle, but damn, Catelynn and Tyler are looking disgusting. They both gain in really unflattering areas (her boob mesa, his woodchuck face) and it's obvious they put zero effort into being healthier. Catelynn is just a gross person, with her greasy hair and chain smoking and her poop-grabbing kid. She's rapidly becoming my least-favorite Teen Mom. That's right, folks. I think I like Jenelle better. 

Mackenzie is just so dowdy. Her face and mannerisms are totally middle-aged. I don't like her and I agree she needs to quit offloading all her anger and shame about Ryan onto Maci. 

[Quilty]

Cate again with chewing her fingers and lips! ?

Please Butch!! Help yourself! Get better.

[Frank the Tank]

Fuck.. Marry... Kill..... Janelle, Farrah , Brianna.... ready go !!!! Let’s hear your answers 

[UGAmp]

This show is just terrible. Everyone seems miserable and are just there to collect a paycheck from MTV. But it’s SUCH a train wreck that I can’t look away. 

Somewhat in popular opinion here but I liked seeing Mac immediately get put in her place after stomping off the reunion show. Sucks that it was Amber so it was pretty much pot meeting kettle but Mac deserved it. She’s delusional and a liar. And I cannot believe she is in her early 20s. She looks late thirties/early forties at best.

My second UO is David is right that they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t when it comes to Farrah. He didn’t sign the card, she bitches about it. He shows up to the party, she bitches about it. Ugh. I feel awful that I’m agreeing with him. Thanks a lot Farrah. In the words of T.Swift: Look what you made me do. 

Caitlin is so excited to braid the horse’s tail yet she has a daughter at home that she basically ignores. I get that the animals are probably her way of trying to fill a void from Carly but please pay attention to your little girl and not the goat, chickens, and horse. Ugh. Breaks my heart for Nova. 

And while this show is already a colossal train wreck, social media and gossip mags have pretty much ruined the show. We already know everything that’s going to happen because these girls call it in to US Weekly or post it on Instagram. Yet I just can’t look away. *hangs head in shame while being followed around by a nun ringing a bell*

Edited November 28, 2017 by UGAmp

[GreatKazu]

The 3 piggies all laughing and being smug in response to Mackenzie being referred to as a "fucking cunt" was tasteless, immature, and goes to show how the hypocrisy of those three know no bounds. All three of them should be wearing a big red "C" on their shirts. 

Mackenzie is a lot of things and needs to be called out, but not by the trashy threesome.

Edited November 28, 2017 by GreatKazu

[toodywoody]

39 minutes ago, Frank the Tank said:

Fuck.. Marry... Kill..... Janelle, Farrah , Brianna.... ready go !!!! Let’s hear your answers 

OG: Fuck - Maci, Marry - Farrah, Kill - Catelynn

TM2: Fuck - Briana, Marry - Chelsea, Kill - Jenelle

[WhosThatGirl]

39 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

The 3 piggies all laughing and being smug in response to Mackenzie being referred to as a "fucking cunt" was tasteless, immature, and goes to show how the hypocrisy of those three know no bounds. All three of them should be wearing a big red "C" on their shirts. 

Mackenzie is a lot of things and needs to be called out, but not by the trashy threesome.

This. Mackenzie is terrible but those three are no better. Maci is an awful person and a mean girl, she was giggling when amber was telling her what she said to Mackenzie. 

Amber and Catelynn just love that the popular girl likes them.

[MoonMountain]

3 hours ago, woodscommaelle said:

Owning a horse would only add to my anxiety.

Absolutely. And I'm a competitive hunter/jumper rider! Horse ownership is a huge undertaking, and sadly it is not uncommon for horses to get sick or injured and need to be put down with little or no warning (and that's worse case scenario -- plenty of injuries can result in the horse being unrideable for the rest of its life). I am glad horses have provided some good therapy for Catelynn, and it's great she got involved with them, but there are so many practical options that don't involve jumping directly into ownership. 

That being said, if they're keeping it on their property and have the money, that can be easier than boarding. And Catelynn doesn't appear to be employed or going to school, so maybe she has some time on her hands. Hope she is ready to get up at the buttcrack of dawn to feed her pony!

[TimeToCancelTM]

1 hour ago, toodywoody said:

OG: Fuck - Maci, Marry - Farrah, Kill - Catelynn

TM2: Fuck - Briana, Marry - Chelsea, Kill - Jenelle

OG: Fuck - paola (farrahs friend), Marry - Christina, Kill - Farrah

TM2: Fuck - Brittni, Marry - Vee, and it be a coin toss between kanal and chinelle on who id kill. 

Sorry if i changed the rules a bit..lol 

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, JocelynCavanaugh said:

I usually don't criticize people for their weight because I know it can be a struggle, but damn, Catelynn and Tyler are looking disgusting. They both gain in really unflattering areas (her boob mesa, his woodchuck face) and it's obvious they put zero effort into being healthier. Catelynn is just a gross person, with her greasy hair and chain smoking and her poop-grabbing kid. She's rapidly becoming my least-favorite Teen Mom. That's right, folks. I think I like Jenelle better. 

Mackenzie is just so dowdy. Her face and mannerisms are totally middle-aged. I don't like her and I agree she needs to quit offloading all her anger and shame about Ryan onto Maci. 

I have no problem criticizing these people only because they have no problem criticizing others on how they look. Cate is the worst with her hateful and slut-shaming words towards Farrah. 

[Poohbear617]

Maci ticked me off to no end and she was being a total hypocrite. All of her talk  about "my child's safety"..and don't get me wrong, I know Ryan was in bad shape and I would worry about him driving with Bentley, but thenot there was Maci driving the truck with her left foot/leg sitting up on the Seat. So there she was driving with only 1 leg , then Bentley and Maverick in the backseat while you drive with 1 hand holding the steering wheel and the other hand texting whule you have 2 children in thr back seat. When Bently asked her to look she said I Can't Cause I AM driving while she was still texting!!! I know we have seen all the moms texting but it drives me nuts. See around where we live, 2 years ago a teenager was texting while driving. The driver then drifted on the road and struck a grandfather who was pulling his 1 year old twin grandchildren in a wagon. All 3 of them were killed. The driver was not.don't text and drive.

[LotusFlower]

4 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

Amber: I'm staying in NY for a few days because I don't know how to handle my relationship with Matt. So I going to a podcast  with psychics to get some advice. Way to problem solve,  amber. 

 

4 hours ago, Mr. Minor said:

Amber laid in bed in NY for a few extra days, she didn't want to lay in bed in IN.

Not only that, but then she used the fake Matt/relapse story to avoid taking care of Leah during the summer.  Yet another excuse.  Leah is lucky to have Gary and Christina as parents, because Amber just can't be bothered.

Edited November 28, 2017 by LotusFlower

[GreatKazu]

25 minutes ago, Poohbear617 said:

Maci ticked me off to no end and she was being a total hypocrite. All of her talk  about "my child's safety"..and don't get me wrong, I know Ryan was in bad shape and I would worry about him driving with Bentley, but thenot there was Maci driving the truck with her left foot/leg sitting up on the Seat. So there she was driving with only 1 leg , then Bentley and Maverick in the backseat while you drive with 1 hand holding the steering wheel and the other hand texting whule you have 2 children in thr back seat. When Bently asked her to look she said I Can't Cause I AM driving while she was still texting!!! I know we have seen all the moms texting but it drives me nuts. See around where we live, 2 years ago a teenager was texting while driving. The driver then drifted on the road and struck a grandfather who was pulling his 1 year old twin grandchildren in a wagon. All 3 of them were killed. The driver was not.don't text and drive.

You'd think after Maci had that roll-over accident while pregnant and with Bentley in the car, she'd be the first one to ensure her precious child is safe and secure while he is in a car with her. Don't even get me started with her other hypocrisy concerning her ingesting alcohol while pregnant. She has been pregnant three times. No doubt she drank during all her pregnancies. 

[Calm81]

5 hours ago, pheebs said:

Cate's getting those weird old lady ham-hock arms. Tyler's looking a little doughy himself...Ahh, the munchies.

Mackenzie and her chins are righteously angry, y'all!

St. Maci never seems to get her dishes done. How long were those muffin pans in the sink, geesh!

Dr. Dickhead and DebzOG are seriously fucking psycho. I'm not sure how much of those two I'll be able to take. I mean, they're making me feel sympathy for and like Farrah?

Amber, Matt...there are no words. I feel like I have fleas crawling on me every time those two are on my screen.

Ancillary characters? Sophia is so over FroCo - That cross-eyed stare was everything. Everybody's "friends" are colossal dopes. Butch is a shitty actor. The Horse Guy sure was glad to get paid in cash. Gary is, as always, the voice of reason - he gives me hope.

Voice of Roxanne - "I cannnntttt with these guyyyyyyssss..."

 

I want to say thank you as my husband sat right next to me as I googled “old lady ham hock arms” because I had, have, no idea what that looks like lol. Apparently it’s not a common saying because this was what google found for me. Luckily I was able to save myself and tell my hubby I was looking for an actual recipe that’s named old lady ham hocks ?

What is it exactly? Lol

[kitkat343]

 "Ryan feels like he's never been given any credit, which she hasn't" - Mackenzie

 

Umm.. what exactly would you like Ryan to be given credit for?  

 

The following things don't actually deserve credit:

 

- not actually killing anyone while nodding off while driving higher than a kite

-showing up late/missing time with Bentley due to drugs

-being completely high and nearly incoherent at your wedding

 

I swear it wasn't like Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 didn't have enough completely delusional people on it and now we have more between this Nurse Rached famewhore and Brianna.

[poeticlicensed]

Did Maci actually say that she wanted permission to have access to Ryan's care? I mean wtf. Yeah Maci,  you are so totally over Ryan that you want to be involved in his medical care. And her addendum that it's all about Bentley was so transparent. 

 

As much as I loathe Amber, I am full on enjoying the glorious take down of Matt.  Yes the gravy train is over. Lol 

Edited November 28, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[ghoulina]

Do they realize how ridiculous it is to have the season air so far behind real time? We already know everything that's going to happen. There's no tension surrounding Amber and Matt. She's already pregnant with another dude's baby!!!

But, oh, didn't you love how "classy" she was at the reunion? Calling a crying woman a cunt? Look, I don't care for MacKenzie. I think she's a manipulative schemer. But I'm so over this gang-up mentality the three girls from this season have. Let everyone fight their own battle. Amber just loves looking tough, all the while proclaiming, "she's lucky I have self control now". Really? Is that why your weight has ballooned back up???? (Sorry)

 

But now I'm kind of seeing what Mack really wanted, when she hitched her saddle to loser Ryan. She's basically the 5th TM now. Ryan is shuttered up in rehab, and she's getting her own scenes. (Oh, and cameras aren't allowed in rehab, but dogs are? )

I don't love Maci, but it really makes me ill how Mack is trying to pin everything on her. Maci is Ryan's "trigger"? That's why he uses? Give me a fucking break. Ryan is never going to get better if everyone in his life continues to make excuses for him. 

Also, Maci, don't tell your kid you can't look at what they're doing because you're driving - when you're looking at your fucking phone!!!! After that scene last year, you'd think she'd be extra vigilant in the car. 

 

The whole thing with Farrah and David is getting out of hand. Now Sophia can't see Deb? Look, I think Deborah is cookoo, but Sophia clearly loves her. And then she doesn't invite David to her party, but is made when he doesn't sign her card, but he shows up anyway and is nice, but it's too "fake" for her. So should he show up and throw Ragu on her? What does she want exactly? I think David is an asshole, but Farrah doesn't ever make a lick of sense. 

David going after Michael was really shitty, though. And that dude seems to HATE Deb. I don't get his agenda. 

 

So now horses are Cate's "passion"? How many "passions" have we been through now? And have we ever SEEN her on that horse??? I think she bought it because it's name is Callie, which is pretty close to Carly. 

I know Tyler is a douche in a lot of ways, but when I see the way he really tries to understand and accept his addict father, I just can't hate him 100%. I can't. I generally find him more tolerable than Cate, actually. At least he TRIES to be productive in his life, even if most of his ideas are insanely stupid. (Did that dumbass book ever get finished?)

 

I have a feeling this season is going to be supremely boring. 

[TonAmi]

Cate and Tyler:

So what happened to that foundation??? Foreshadowing what’s to come with the petting zoo for sure. 

 

Maci:

MacKenzie lost all credibility when she sat in the car with a drugged out driver and barely flinched. 

 

Amber:

She rattles on about having self control yet most of her scenes involved her blowing up on people this week. Ok.

 

Farrah:

She’s authentic I’ll give her that. Dave and Deb belong together as they’re both nuts. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

Is it me or does David look like member  of an 80's soft rock band that still tours with other  80's soft rock bands?

I am sure Paola made a nice chunk of change escorting...I mean visiting New York with Farrah.

Edited November 28, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage

[ghoulina]

9 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Amber's hair, makeup and clothes makes her look like a Vegas loanshark's wife.

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Yesssss. I guess if Matt hadn't stolen all TM money maybe she could afford to touch up her roots and buy some waterproof mascara? 

 

9 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Maci can STFU too. You know Ryan doesn't give a damn if he  sees Bentley or  not and is it really a good idea for Bentley to see him at the rehab center?

I tend to agree. Ryan barely saw Bentley before he went away. Now it's super important for them to see each other? Nah. 

 

4 hours ago, kitkat343 said:

"Ryan feels like he's never been given any credit, which she hasn't" - Mackenzie

 

Umm.. what exactly would you like Ryan to be given credit for?  

The only thing I will actually give Ryan credit for is looking hot the first few seasons. 

Beyond that, he has been a horrible father, a horrible son, a horrible boyfriend, and an animal killer. FUCK. RYAN. 

[Uncle JUICE]

10 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Amber's hair, makeup and clothes makes her look like a Vegas loanshark's wife.

Christina, be a dutiful wife and shave your husband's shoulder hair before he appears on TV in a wife-beater.

Speaking of rehab, Butch could probably benefit from a inpatient stay at a cushy rehab.

So, the cow finally decided to buy a horse? Good lord! That petting zoo they have at their house! Catelynn loves animals so much, maybe she should volunteer at a animal shelter; it will get her off the couch. Who knows, it might spur her to pursue a career, working with animals in some capacity.

 

This post is a 10. I don't even watch this show and haven't for at least two seasons, but damn. Paging Dr. Carnage to the burn ward. "A Vegas loan shark's wife" is the kind of phrase I get jealous of not having written when I read it, it's perfection, it's something out of an Elmore Leonard short story.  Christina would not be a dutiful wife actually shaving his shoulder hair, she'd be a dutiful wife saying "Honey, you might want to shave there." Shaving it herself makes her a nurse, and she probably still has to fuck the guy, I don't blame her. 

The varied amounts of shit around Baltierra Estates is truly mind blowing. But I like how real they're keeping it, I mean tons of teen moms are 26, look 46 (I saw her in the promos, she looks like a ne'er-do-well daughter who would visit a Golden Girl to try to get Blanche to invest in a shit idea), have more than one house and a horse in a stable that needs a donkey friend. I mean it's a tale as old as time. 

[Mr. Miner]

Who is the sorry ass motherfucker that impregnated the disgusting pig Amber? Who is going to take care of this baby? it sure won't be Amber. It's a damn shame Gary still has to deal with this POS.

[pheebs]

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4 hours ago, Calm81 said:

I want to say thank you as my husband sat right next to me as I googled “old lady ham hock arms” because I had, have, no idea what that looks like lol. Apparently it’s not a common saying because this was what google found for me. Luckily I was able to save myself and tell my hubby I was looking for an actual recipe that’s named old lady ham hocks ?

What is it exactly? Lol

 

 

Huge upper arms, thin lower arms!

[Pepper Mostly]

11 hours ago, TexasGal said:

Matt’s slowly dawning desperate face as he realizes he’s finally pushed Amber too far was greatness.  I was going to say a thing of beauty but couldn’t use that phrase in relation to that stanky mess.

 

The highlight of the whole episode was that look of naked terror on Matt's face when he realized that the gravy train was leaving the station. hahahahahahahahaha!

I did like that cute flowery picture that was hanging in the kitchen.

10 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

Amber: I'm staying in NY for a few days because I don't know how to handle my relationship with Matt. So I going to a podcast  with psychics to get some advice. Way to problem solve,  amber. 

 

Psychics? The girl who rang up my coffee this morning would be a more convincing psychic. "I see a man in your life. Is that right?".

10 hours ago, Maire said:

So agree that the best part of the ep was Matt's realization that all that easy MTV money is slipping away. So long (probably fake) rock and roll  memorabilia. Bye bye expensive cars! Time to go bamboozle some other dum dum.

The best he will be able to do now will be a 40ish waitress at Applebee's, with two kids and a mild drinking problem. Goodbye, fame!

10 hours ago, Straycat80 said:

and why do I keep watching? Lol! 

Because you love us?

9 hours ago, UGAmp said:

Caitlin is so excited to braid the horse’s tail yet she has a daughter at home that she basically ignores. I get that the animals are probably her way of trying to fill a void from Carly but please pay attention to your little girl and not the goat, chickens, and horse. Ugh. Breaks my heart for Nova. 

 

 

Catelynn wants to braid her horse's tail. Sweet tapdancing Jesus, girl. What are you, nine years old?

Catelynn is Elly May Clampett, with her critters out by the CEEment pond.

[Pepper Mostly]

42 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Is it me or does David look like member  of an 80's soft rock band that still tours with other  80's soft rock bands?

 

My theory is that David is a huge star in his local community theater. "David has played Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing, Tony in West Side Story, Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman, Bobby in Company, and Estragon in Waiting for Godot."

Edited November 28, 2017 by Pepper Mostly

[ghoulina]

36 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Because you love us?

If it weren't for you posters, I may have quit watching years ago. The snark is too good to pass up. 

[eskimo]

59 minutes ago, pheebs said:

 

Huge upper arms, thin lower arms!

Sometimes also referred to as 'flying squirrel arms'.  ;)

[eskimo]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Psychics? The girl who rang up my coffee this morning would be a more convincing psychic. "I see a man in your life. Is that right?".

 

Psychic: My google search shows me that you have a daughter.  Amber: *eyes wide* Omg, yesssss.

Edited November 28, 2017 by eskimo
typo

[TresGatos]

16 minutes ago, eskimo said:

Sometimes also referred to as 'flying squirrel arms'.  ;)

or Bingo Wings!

[poeticlicensed]

I just loved that Cate now can diagnose panic attacks and anxiety in others. And seriously, a horse? I have a friend who works at a stable that does equine therapy. It works well with people with autism, anxiety and PTSD, but the horses are specially trained and so are the handlers. Cate has no idea what she is doing and a horse will only add stress, not take it away. 

When Tyler and Butch were standing next to each other, you can see that he and Tyler look exactly alike. 

Poor Nova, all her cuteness is lost on her two dullard parents and extended trashy family. 

I am not a fat shamer, but hells bells, Cate and Amber need to get it under control. They are in their early/mid 20's. Pop out a couple more kids and add 20 years and they will both be big as houses. The two of them wolfing down pasta and bread during a TM reunion break was  not a good look. Didn't Amber get her fat sucked out once already? Cate needs to lose some weight and consider breast reduction surgery.  I think that would make her feel so much better than a horse. 

Amber calling Mack a c**t was so trashy and out of line. I am in my 50s and not a pearl clutcher, but I have never called anyone that word, ever. I don't like Mack. Ryan is a loser and she wanted a slice of the TM pie, so she went all in. But hell, girl, you live with the guy and you didn't see it? Come on now. I feel so bad for Jen and Larry, because Maci has effectively cut them off from Bentley because they got pissed that she was trashing them and Ryan on TV. I don't believe for one minute that Bentley doesn't love his grandparents and wants to be with them as much as possible. Maci putting it out there that Jen had an unnatural relationship with Bentley was unforgivable. Bentley is going to resent Maci for that someday. If Maci didn't have Ryan to complain about, she would have no storyline at all.  

Edited November 28, 2017 by poeticlicensed