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S12.E03: The Not So Quiet Woman


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2 minutes ago, lilsadone said:

I just want Shannon to stop wearing those god awful super high heels with the stretchy shiny leggings. She wore the same heels & leggings in the last episode (maybe it was the same day, just edited) but the heels do her NO favors because she walks like her ankles are about to break at any moment. 

If you can't gracefully walk in 5/6inch heels, don't wear them, honey! 

 

And can we please stop acting like this weight came out of nowhere - she has been gradually gaining weight for the last 3 years. 

She was only super skinny in her first season, and the complaining about weight gain every season since! 

This is from 2015  (she said this was 15 pounds overweight at the time - yes I looked it up!) This was before the "vicki made me gain weight" excuse. 

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This was last seasons reunion - more gaining. 

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And here we are today

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Yep, it's all Vicki's fault; even Tamra's big toes in the picture! lol! ;-)

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52 minutes ago, PumpkinPK said:

The second stupid Lydia and her dopey husband came on working on Nobleman, I could not stop laughing thinking of the awesome post someone made last week about Lydia's husband hooking up with a nobleman in an airport bathroom.  That post was gold.  Whoever made it, thank you!!

That was me!

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!  And honestly, I do think there's something to that!  

Meanwhile, I'm also perplexed at why Lydia is not 51% owner of that company as they could get women-owned business benefits, no?  I remember my old boss, husband and wife did that!

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It seemed like they were trying to paint Peggy with soft brush strokes, then she went to dinner with Lydia and came off a bit rude to some of Shannon's comments.  

Did they try to make Smelly Dogg look like a decent human being at the start of last season?  I recall that it wasn't long before she started fighting with Shannon.  

Poor Shannon.  That seems to be her storyline for the season.  I felt bad for her that she actually told Kelly about her trails and tribulations.  Why would she think Kelly would respond with kindness?  Has she learned nothing?  Oh wait, this is a "reality" show.  

The only thing interesting about Lydia's magazine is the possibility of it failing.  

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1 minute ago, sasha206 said:

 

I think what Peggy was really getting at is if there is nothing going on, why get so upset about it?  Kind of the "doth thou protest too much."  Laugh it off like yeah, right, he beats me.  But I think Shannon is so upset because she either has guilt for calling the cops and exaggerating what happened (and hell as whacky as she was tonight, I could see her doing that) or it really is true that she's getting beat.  

Exactly. 

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I'm not gonna lie---mean as she was to whackadoodle Shannon, I lost it and snort laughed when KrayDudd was making bubble faces on the window at Lydia and Peggy. Bitch was crunk as Helllll!

And then when she was laughing at Shannon lumbering and squawking all down that back hallway...I'm sorry, it was cruel as fuck, but goddamned did Kelly ever bring me fits of giggles with her ridiculous antics tonight. She amused me in horrible, horrible ways---even similarly cruel and gross Brandi Granville never quite made me cackle in guilt. Still hate KrayDudd and think she's an evil shrew, but I give her kadooze for still amusing the shit out of me...talk about poking the beast!

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Oh dear.  Shannon shouldn't drink, she's all over the map, and every other sentence is about her weight.. Does she not think David knows she has put on weight, and if he cared, he'd help her lose that weight..or at least talk it out with her.. Not telling him ,means he would what? leave? well what kind of husband does that.
I really hate Kelly Dodd, and I dont hate many people on TV. talking of weight  she didn't look so good did she..she's a stupid drunk.
I felt embarrassed for Peggy and Lydia..

The Quiet Woman..how ionic...

36 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Kelly says, "Everybody likes to watch a good crash, so long as no one gets hurt."

But I think she knows it hurts Shannon - that's why she loves doing it.

Kelly really is a bitch 

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Peggy was kind of weird with the dismissal of Shannon being upset about David beat her.  I'm getting the impression she's not all that bright.  Maybe she'll change my mind.  Kuddos to her husband for saying he loves her no matter what.

I didnt get that joke about they beat you every Friday...

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59 minutes ago, rustyspigot said:

So Jesus had to calm down Shannon in the bathroom and propelled Tamra to say Kelly sucks hairy balls. As Jesus would.

And Vicki reminds her designer of wood paneling. Such a complement.

And Meghan's baby is a ghost whisperer/drooler.

Did I miss anything?

i thought Lydia was performing an exercism

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6 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

It's in the contract. I'm surprised Teri doesn't do a crossover. 

Seriously. Apparently in order to be a Real Housewife you must be willing to discuss the state of your vagina in detail and then later agree to receive some sort of vaginal treatment on camera. Real Housewives are absolutely obsessed with vaginas, babies, wine and public outbursts.

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Lydia is about to get her deer in headlights eyes clawed out the next time she tries to make these harpies hug and be "buds."  I will LMFAO when it happens.  Can she be the new Jesus Jugs since she had them done?

 

I know I could probably Google it, but what is up with The Quiet Woman anyway?  I'm kind of glad there was loudness and plate-throwing.  Did anyone catch the stained glass image of a headless woman?  It's not good imagery for me.  The Friday night wife-beating joke wasn't funny.  Not sure that we need to know the cultural significance behind it to make it funny.

 

I liked Shannon too but it's painful to watch the self-depreciation, blaming, the almost child-like tattling of emotional distress, etc.  She needs meds and couch time with a real doctor.  Who didn't give her approval as a child?  

 

Kelly is gross.  I wonder if one of the quiet women has to clean Kelly's awful lip prints off the glass.

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WTF Tamra?  Is she just going to sit there in complete silence all season while the other nutjobs go at it?  If she was any kind of real friend to Shannon, she would be telling her to get a hold of herself and seek some professional help, going crazy like that in public and her own grand daughter's party is not normal behavior. I have no sympathy for Shannon when she tells everyone who looks her way about her weight gain and that she has 40% body fat, then orders a steak and a tall vodka. Let's not forget this is the same Shannon that first season wouldn't get off David's ass every time he put a forkful of food in his mouth. No carbs, no bread, no potatoes!  She knows exactly what she should and should not be eating.

45 minutes ago, Avon.Blakes7 said:

And can we please stop acting like this weight came out of nowhere - she has been gradually gaining weight for the last 3 years. 

Exactly.  

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1 hour ago, Sarcastica said:

GTFO Lydia.

Last season I told myself that I was done with the show because of Kelly Dodd.

Then I was like...eh..lemme see how it is. 

Now? Yeah, I don't think I can watch this show anymore. I tried. 

Yeah I thought I'd watch tonight and I'm done.  Kelly Dodd is a sick ticket.   Shannon is not perfect but to say you ENJOY upsetting people?   Yeah.  Deleted from DVR.   

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Kelly Dodd must definitely pre-gamed before getting to the restaurant.  She has not one redeeming quality. Even her interactions with her loved ones, even her daughter are assholey. 

 

1 hour ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Yeah and I'm sure the personal trainer (or whatever he is) saying "Wow!" before every picture really helped lessen the humiliation.

Seriously by the 3rd WoW, I would have been tempted to bust his head open with a barbell spewing wows myself as I watched him twitch on the workout mats. What the hell kind of trainer/weight loss professional makes those kinds of exclamations about their client's weight gain, especially after the person disrobes for before photos? POS! 

 

1 hour ago, LilaFowler said:

Also, I don't consider myself to be a paranoid person but David working out like a fiend while Shannon continues to spiral downward makes me wonder if he is cheating again. It's pretty clear from the way that Shannon dodged the sex question from the "holistic specialist" that she and David aren't having sex. He is surely getting it from somewhere.

YUP! His ass is super tan too. I didn't even realize that was him working out on the bars. I was like who is that Latino dude? Shannon's trainer?

Nobleman is just about the worst name for a magazine I think I have ever heard outside porn mags!

Lydia reminds me of that crazed pre-historic squirrel from Ice Age and she needs to take her acorn chasing ass off my screen. 

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The less Vicki the better.

Speaking of shared storyline, I know ever franchise seems to have done the vag rejuvenation, but can we talk about that black shirt with the laces up front. I feel like every freaking housewives (plus Anfisa from 90 day fiance) has worn that ugly ass shirt. 

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This isn't it exactly, but you get the drift. I wish they would retire it.

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   Lydia's talking heads mocking Shannon for being crazy really struck me. It made Lydia seem awful because I think Shannon really does need help. 

     I think Peggy was having a hard time following the conversation. That is why her jokes and comments seemed off. I would not be surprised if she has only seen a handful of episodes. I think she was trying to have a conversation withShannon.

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Kelly Dodd reminds me of the pig from The Amityville Horror with her snoot up against the glass.  OMG she is one gross biatch...

However Shannon, get thee on some hormones.  You haven't been a size 4 in years upon years, and there is nothing wrong with that...I am 54 now too, and you know we all have been the prettiest girl in the bar, but grow the f' up and be thankful for the incredible life you have.

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1 minute ago, Mu Shu said:

Why would a bagina need to be revitalized?  Isn't it by nature elastic and resilient?  Are they experiencing prolapses?  Can't they do kegels?   I'm sick of hearing about nu nus and cooters on this damn franchise. 

It's not only on the OC but on NYC as well.

We get it evil Andy, you don't like women or their evil nether regions.

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25 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

Peggy was kind of weird with the dismissal of Shannon being upset about David beat her.  I'm getting the impression she's not all that bright.  Maybe she'll change my mind.  Kuddos to her husband for saying he loves her no matter what.

It's an immigrant thing, especially a 2nd or 3rd world nation kind of immigrant thing. My brother was going to this church when he was in graduate school that many of the foreign students also attended. The church had a series of speakers to help the students acclimate to being in the US. One evening they had speakers discussing how to request treatment for mental health issues, trying to reduce the stigma of mental health issues, the differences between American child rearing and discipline, and how not to run afoul of child protective services. One of the audience members asked for examples. The mental health speaker talked about how his daughter was being bullied at school. He discussed how she came to him and said she was depressed and hurting herself. He talked about how the people in his community didn't often seek out treatment mental health. So when she came to him, he yelled at her to stop that and hit her with a switch. She posted something about it on Facebook and someone notified CPS. My parents are immigrants. That story is darkly funny in my community, not so much in Shannon's. 

That's a tip off of how limited and insular Peggy's social circle might be. She seemed to be perplexed that the others wouldn't find it funny. Another example is Heather Thomson from RHoNY.  When she called Aviva a "motherfucker" the rest of the women started acting like she hid razors in her cheeks and shanks in her handbags. It was ridiculous. 

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53 minutes ago, F. M. said:

Oh dear.  Shannon shouldn't drink, she's all over the map, and every other sentence is about her weight.. Does she not think David knows she has put on weight, and if he cared, he'd help her lose that weight..or at least talk it out with her.. Not telling him ,means he would what? leave? well what kind of husband does that.
I really hate Kelly Dodd, and I dont hate many people on TV. talking of weight  she didn't look so good did she..she's a stupid drunk.
I felt embarrassed for Peggy and Lydia..

The Quiet Woman..how ionic...

Kelly really is a bitch 

I didnt get that joke about they beat you every Friday...

Lydia set that up, she invited Kelly. 

5 minutes ago, Avon.Blakes7 said:

He's all over their boobs though; even the old bags with implants! He's quite disgusting in so many ways! ;-(

IMO, Andy hates women, really despises them/us.

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45 minutes ago, BloggerAloud said:

Vaginal rejuvenation is the new psychic visit in terms of Real Housewives tropes I think.

I don't know about that.  Vaginal rejuvenation is mostly used to kill time. It's a dumb filler activity that underscores how frivolous the women are. However, psychics are primarily used to stir shit on housewives shows: Allison Dubois, the one on RHoNY who said Dorinda wouldn't marry John, Tyler who said Brooks didn't have cancer, Jackie on Melbourne who implied that Gina's boyfriend might be cheating on her, and the psychic they just had on Southern Charm.

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31 minutes ago, islandgal140 said:

Kelly Dodd must definitely pre-gamed before getting to the restaurant.  She has not one redeeming quality. Even her interactions with her loved ones, even her daughter are assholey. 

 

Seriously by the 3rd WoW, I would have been tempted to bust his head open with a barbell spewing wows myself as I watched him twitch on the workout mats. What the hell kind of trainer/weight loss professional makes those kinds of exclamations about their client's weight gain, especially after the person disrobes for before photos? POS! 

 

YUP! His ass is super tan too. I didn't even realize that was him working out on the bars. I was like who is that Latino dude? Shannon's trainer?

Nobleman is just about the worst name for a magazine I think I have ever heard outside porn mags!

Lydia reminds me of that crazed pre-historic squirrel from Ice Age and she needs to take her acorn chasing ass off my screen. 

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The less Vicki the better.

Speaking of shared storyline, I know ever franchise seems to have done the vag rejuvenation, but can we talk about that black shirt with the laces up front. I feel like every freaking housewives (plus Anfisa from 90 day fiance) has worn that ugly ass shirt. 

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This isn't it exactly, but you get the drift. I wish they would retire it.

I hate the wench-lace up look.  Makes me think of Deb stores.  I feel like women who wear these use the other "c" word, "classy." If you have to use it, you're not.

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I would have worn that lace up shirt.  Fifteen years ago. 

I don't like Lydia one bit.  Stirs shit, hides behind Jesus.  Runs a stupid magazine with her goofy ass husband that would have been lame 20 years ago.   

i have to admit again that Tamras extensions are looking lush and shiny.  Her wig game is tight.  Dang old Peggy needs to at least wear a topper over that brittle, sad looking mess.  She doesn't look glossy and rich like Heather.  She looks like a retired stripper who stripped about 5 years too long and became haggard and jaded. 

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I did not mind Peggy before the dinner, but she did seem a bit rude. I kind of understood what I think she was trying to say about not letting the David hitting Shannon rumors get to her if they are not true. I thought either Peggy was not good at reading a room or some of the conversation got lost in translation. I would like to see what Peggy's reaction is to Vicki's cancer lies. I am still giving Peggy a chance, because there are very few likable people in this franchise for me.

Surrrrreeeee Vicki you trust people too much and they let you down. I hate to remind you that you where complicit in Brookes' cancer lie. So I am pretty sure he could not let you down in that regard, because you participated in it. I really do not know how Tamra let you down when you were spreading rumors about her husband. Could it be that you actually let her down? How about taking responsibility for your role in all that stuff. Oh right, we know that will never happen, because Vicki is always the victim. Vicki you lied about your boyfriend having cancer, frankly Tamra and Shannon not wanting to be friends with you is getting off easy in my opinion.

I think Shannon would be way happier off this show. I would think if Vicki gives her so much stress than why continue to be on a show with her? Tamra was right (it feels weird typing that) telling Shannon that she cannot let Kelly's comments get to her, because Kelly wants a reaction. I hope she has an actual therapist and is not relying on Dr. Moon to help her. I thought watching Shannon last season during the affair aftermath was uncomfortable, watching her now is getting way more uncomfortable and we are only three episodes in.

Lydia feels so embarrassed about the whole display at dinner? Uh Lydia, you set the whole thing up. Did she really think that they were all going to hold hands and sing songs or something? She is like a mean girl that uses her religion to give the impression that she is really a nice, quirky individual. I am not buying it.

Kelly is the worst. TPTB can try to redeem her and Vicki, but it will never work on me.

I do not mind Meghan, but I do not find her terribly interesting to watch. I would say her and Tamra are the least offensive to me. I am giving Peggy a bit more time to settle in before I decide how I feel about her. I never thought I would type "Tamra" and "least offensive" together. What is happening!?

I hope there is another fun episode of RHONY this week to counteract this franchise.

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Crap.  Peggy is going to make me cry on the weekly, isn't she?  I'm not sure I like her, but all the mastectomy crap brings out all my feels since my mom went through it.

Vicki's new partner is creepy.  So, perfect for her.

Shut up, Lydia.

I don't know why, but Meghan and Jimmy crack me up.  I never hated them though.

I don't know if Shannon is brave or stupid for showing her "doctor's" visit on TV.  But I guess that can be said for a lot of what Shannon shows on TV.

Lydia invited Kelly to dinner with Tamara and Shannon?  Why?  What a shit stirrer.  If her goal was to leave being friends, she wouldn't have insisted Kelly come.  And then she pretends that she didn't invite her when Tamara notices her?  What an asshole.  And then they both try to gaslight Shannon and pretend Kelly just showed up and it wasn't an ambush.  And then the fucking self-proclaimed friendship whisperer tries to force them to hug it out and then prays over Shannon?  WTF?!?  Girl definitely has some friendship whispering skillz and should write a book or take that shit on the road.  Shannon at the table was ridiculous though.  But that stealth bitch Lydia set it up and then prayed over it and then cried about how embarrassed she was.  

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