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Well to be fair, it seemed to be a combination of that and a launch party for PKs non-alcoholic champagne. I don't know why she didn't just do the launch party instead of making it a house warming (we didn't even get a house tour!) But oh well

So does anyone else find it really interesting that BRANDI was the one to spoil the ambush by texting Denise to give her a heads up that she would be at the party? Brandi was clearly trying to claw her way into as much screen time as possible when starting all this nonsense. But she also HAD to know that Denise wouldn't even show up if she knew Brandi would be there. I would have thought she would welcome the giant ambush scene, because she's desperate for attention like Rinna.

Yes. Denise and Garcelle were supposed to carpool together. That's why Garcelle was so late to the party. That was particularly rude, knowing someone is literally waiting on you to go with them somewhere and not even bothering to text that they shouldn't wait and to go ahead without you. Other than her not letting Garcelle know, since they were riding together, I could not care less that Denis went MIA for the party. 😂 She doesn't owe any of them her explanations

You're referring to POC, or more specifically BIPOC. It actually stands for All Cops are Bastards

Whew Anisha was a miserable drunk in tonight's episode. Also, I wish she'd stand up straight. I'd love to hear more about her background with relationships and more about that person she said she dated for 10 years. Twitter is gossiping that she may also be gay. Who knows! But whatever it takes to make her less of a miserable sad sack, i hope she finds it

I'm going to call it - as much as I WANTED liked her in earlier episodes, over the last two episodes I can not stand Anisha. She has this perpetual stank face, and it's not your typical default face, it's like she's trying to be miserable or LOOK miserable, no matter the situation. I'm sick of her frown. In all the group scenes anytime the camera hits her face she's frowning like she smells something stank. I only see her naturally smiling when she's talking to Vishal, or shit talking to Bali. Maybe that's just her face - but her attitude seems to match. I was super interested in hearing about her fashion line and goals, but she actually seems to be perpetuating the storyline of the "old single one," even though she claims that she doesn't want that to be the focus.

Clearly this is how long it took her dumb ass to come up with a believable lie.

Let's be honest. When Michael says "be vulnerable" he's using it in place of "physical intimacy and sex." He wants to be physical, but he knows he can't slip up and be honest about that again after her calling him out the first time he said he wanted a sexual relationship sooner rather than later. It's his piss-poor way of saying DAMN MEKA! SOFTEN UP, STOP YELLING, AND LET ME TOUCH YOU. Clearly we understand why she wouldn't be ready for a physical step - clearly! But for some folks that's their love language, and they can start to work on other areas if they're physically intimate, no matter how awkward that may seem to others. I dated a guy once where I'd shut down all physical intimacy if he didn't communicate well, and in turn he wouldn't communicate unless we were physically intimate. *shrug*

I'm just gonna say it, and I'm not trying to be mean but... I think Mindy must have poor hygiene practices. I still think about the honeymoon episodes where she didn't shower, her hair is greasy as hell in EVERY single episode, she's always wearing those pajama pants that are super saggy in the ass - it's like she wants him to be attracted to her but she makes literally no effort to look like a cute Lil snack. Tonight's episode she looked the best ever in that grey tank top dress - totally flattering, she looked super cute...but her hair was still oily and gross looking. I like her personality so much and he's a total asshole no matter how you slice it, but...

Christine is so obsessed about privacy, put her dumb ass in the trees. Problem solved

I'm jumping on this wagon! It makes total sense - if I recall correctly (and I do) Christine has said throughout multiple seasons (older seasons) that she really struggled with Robyn joining the family initally because she wanted to be the last wife, and she said that it had been her plan to be the last wife in any family she joined because she claimed it was the best position to be within a polyg family. Had Robyn had not come along, Christine would still be the favorite (more often than not) and all the quality time Robyn and her kids are getting with Kody would have all been spent with Christine.

I just think he was low key pissed because it was HIS birthday and how dare they make HIS birthday all about them. I mean, even though Kody is totally an attention whore, I still can't blame him. Announce your engagement the next day, or a day before - with a family of 790 people I'd want my own day to shine. 🤣

He didn't say that though. He actually said something along the lines of whatever assets you have take that to leave the family. At THIS stage of the game it makes sense because each owned her own house (and in Meris case, an additional B&B). So he's basically saying, if you don't like, sell your shit and use that money to leave. Then if you only had shared assets, he said they'd figure out a way to buy you out so you could leave.

Also, the minute Robyn lost her cool, Kody goes right back to Meri - his rock. I find that very telling. He may not have romantic feelings for her, but it's good to see her chose to talk to her about serious topics (Meri and Janelle) And I just realized they were at Meris house. Seeeee I told you guys he would use her house as a retreat 😌

I'm LOVING that we get to watch Robyn slowly spin out and unravel as she loses more and more control. 🤣 Highlight of the episode for me!