S09.E17: Tequila-thon

[QuinnM]

What is up with Ramona's THs?  It's creepy.

[Mindthinkr]

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:45 AM, KungFuBunny said:

I'm with Dorinda. Bethenny you want them to taste all of those samples of various Tequilas? Everybody stake your claim on the patch of Agave field that you're gonna face plant in

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Ouch. They should only be as lucky as Luann who came out without a scratch the previous night. 

[AnnaL]

Sonja is saying, "Giiiirllllssssssh, I am not drunnnnnnk at alllll" 

Sonja, you are drunk. 

[Straycat80]

I'll give these women a lot of credit, they hold their booze pretty well.  Two or three shots of tequila for me and I'd be shitfaced drunk passed out.

[Sheenieb]

Ramona out here looking like Bret Michaels. Don't need noth-ing, but a good time.

Imagine being drunk and seeing all that dancing and horses and shit? It'll be even funnier.

Oooh, boy, I'm not a big drinker, but I enjoy a libation (mainly wine and ciders) so I *think* I would've been down for the tequila tasting. Just to be a good sport. However, someone would've had to carry me out the place, though.

I'm over Tinsley and her screeching.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:51 AM, Mindthinkr said:

He's giving the ladies samples of special tequilas yet the vats behind them read "Ordinario" which translates to ordinary. 

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Ordinario has a few meanings.

Regular, customary, ordinary, even cheap.

I don't know how Tequila is made, but that vat that said ordinario could be sort of a base from which the others are made? 

[chewycandy]

Beth: stop therapizing her without a certificate!

Sexy J: you therapize me all the time!

Beth: ...

[ryebread]

Bethenny's turquoise bikini. Wow. It, and she, looked great.

I also thought Tinsley looked good on the tequila tour with her ponytail, skinny jeans, white top, and Keds. 

[chick binewski]

Yes Sonja. It would be incredibly tragic if Ramona hung on to her memories and constantly lived in the past. <insert 500 eye rolls here>

[Drumpf1737]

How does Carol have such a great ass and thighs yet she's so skinny at her upper body. This was another really good episode.  Sonja has to be the most frustrating person on the planet. 

Tinsley should just move. This storyline isn't funny or fun anymore--wait was it ever?

Dorinda's gifts were great. Did I see in the previews she cut her hand open?

[bosawks]

Well, whoever titled the episode did warn me that watching this episode tequila guidance was advised.

I have only myself to blame watching it sober.....

[QuinnM]

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Did I see in the previews she cut her hand open?

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Bagels!  Bagels are deadly!  Don't even do toast.  It's a gateway to cutting your hand open on a bagel.

[mbaywife123]

Hey, Ramona had a "mind opening" experience in the field of agaves.

[ryebread]

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:39 AM, QuinnM said:

Ramona with the rag over her face.  I can't stand it.

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And then when she banged her head getting in the helicopter. LOL. Almost better than Vicki and the football.

About that helicopter ride:  Everyone was enjoying the moment, pumped up and excited and Bethenny had to turn to Ramona and say,  "Can you imagine if I hadn't invited you?" Well deserved, I suppose, but also kind of a dick move.

[ShawnaLanne]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:10 AM, Drumpf1737 said:

How does Carol have such a great ass and thighs yet she's so skinny at her upper body. This was another really good episode.  Sonja has to be the most frustrating person on the planet. 

Tinsley should just move. This storyline isn't funny or fun anymore--wait was it ever?

Dorinda's gifts were great. Did I see in the previews she cut her hand open?

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She is after this trip she said she's moving to a hotel. Sonja calling all the women "her" friends repeatedly is away. Her calling everyone in New York her friend is obnoxious. Her acting like it's her doing Tinsley a favor when Sonja would have no story except her creepy men and dirty panties.

Edited July 27, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[Mindthinkr]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:11 AM, bosawks said:

Well, whoever titled the episode did warn me that watching this episode tequila guidance was advised.

I have only myself to blame watching it sober.....

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I missed the advisory. Still had some laughs but boy it was fast paced and I know I missed a few zingers.

[Otherkate]

I MUST know two things:

Who makes Tinsley's beautiful blue dress? 

Who makes Bethenny's short dress she wore to dinner? I need both.

Another great episode - Lu deals with a hangover like a real pro. BEST travel companion ever. Carole always has wonderful facial reactions to the more truly weird comments. I had two favorite parts - Bethenny while watching the dancers "there's Ramona when she got here." and Ramona experiencing the totally life-changing event of seeing a real agave plant. 

I've tried all season, but Tinsley is really annoying. She has her moments, but it would take every ounce of patience I have in the reserves to deal with her for too long. And there's not much in those reserves as it is. 

[QuinnM]

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Who makes Bethenny's short dress she wore to dinner? I need both.

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She always tweets when she has her outfit sources p on the website.  I'll post the link when I see it.

[Mindthinkr]

Who said that the bull horn could be used as a butt plug? I know that Carole was in on that convo as she said "don't knock it until you've tried it".  The snippets that editing catches are sometimes gold. 

[breezy424]

After the last episode, I thought this was kind of meh for me. 

With all the hype that Beth has gone on about this Tequila tour, it all felt so touristy.  Nothing 'so' special and I would think given the entertainment, probably they give these tours and tastings regularly. 

I don't know who is more annoying, Sonja or Ro.

Beautiful flowers.

Shopping was fun.  Yep.  Ro was only going for three bags.  Then she upped it and still forgot Doris.  And Lu got to pay for her own.  I just shake my head.

[ShawnaLanne]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:20 AM, Otherkate said:

I MUST know two things:

Who makes Tinsley's beautiful blue dress? 

Who makes Bethenny's short dress she wore to dinner? I need both.

Another great episode - Lu deals with a hangover like a real pro. BEST travel companion ever. Carole always has wonderful facial reactions to the more truly weird comments. I had two favorite parts - Bethenny while watching the dancers "there's Ramona when she got here." and Ramona experiencing the totally life-changing event of seeing a real agave plant. 

I've tried all season, but Tinsley is really annoying. She has her moments, but it would take every ounce of patience I have in the reserves to deal with her for too long. And there's not much in those reserves as it is. 

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For sure. If only Sonja weren't making her palatable in comparison. Though I'm always going to love Tinsley for screaming at Ramona to Shut the fuck up!

[WireWrap]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:25 AM, Mindthinkr said:

Who said that the bull horn could be used as a butt plug? I know that Carole was in on that convo as she said "don't knock it until you've tried it".  The snippets that editing catches are sometimes gold. 

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Carole said it to Luann who said something back to her (I didn't catch what she said though) and Carole then said "Don't knock it until you try it". LOL

[MBJ]

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:45 AM, ShawnaLanne said:

When Dorinda worries it's too much alcohol,  it's too much alcohol. 

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Quoted for Truth!!!!!!   Bumper sticker material.  Awesome.

Dorinda was really that person who said what I was thinking tonight.  I just think it  - she SAYS it.  She is fearless.

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:56 AM, Straycat80 said:

I'll give these women a lot of credit, they hold their booze pretty well.  Two or three shots of tequila for me and I'd be shitfaced drunk passed out.

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Tequila put me in the hospital as a teenager!  A lot of people have 'that drink' they can't go near, and for a decade, that was mine!

It's funny how the women pronoune Sonja

Luann:  Sauunnnya.
Ramona:  Sone-ya

Honestly, if Luann has had work done, I can't even tell, and I'm always the first to point it out.  I kind of think she's a goddess.  

Edited July 27, 2017 by Ms Blue Jay

[WireWrap]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:26 AM, breezy424 said:

After the last episode, I thought this was kind of meh for me. 

With all the hype that Beth has gone on about this Tequila tour, it all felt so touristy.  Nothing 'so' special and I would think given the entertainment, probably they give these tours and tastings regularly. 

I don't know who is more annoying, Sonja or Ro.

Beautiful flowers.

Shopping was fun.  Yep.  Ro was only going for three bags.  Then she upped it and still forgot Doris.  And Lu got to pay for her own.  I just shake my head.

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I agree! I thought she was being given a tour by her partners, not some tour guide employee. Either this was nothing more than a SKG commercial or they, her actual partners,  refused to be filmed. LOL

Ramona didn't even have enough $$$ to pay for 3, Luann paid for all but 1 bag. 

[HunterHunted]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:11 AM, QuinnM said:

Bagels!  Bagels are deadly!  Don't even do toast.  It's a gateway to cutting your hand open on a bagel.

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Avocado hand.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/avocado-hand-injuries-on-the-rise/

[Mindthinkr]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:28 AM, WireWrap said:

Carole said it to Luann who said something back to her (I didn't catch what she said though) and Carole then said "Don't knock it until you try it". LOL

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Thanks for the clarification. Oh my! 

[WireWrap]

What was up with Sonja's/Ramona's lipstick? It was all over their mouth AND all around their lips, it looked like a 3 year old put it on them. LOL

[MBJ]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:11 AM, bosawks said:

Well, whoever titled the episode did warn me that watching this episode tequila guidance was advised.

I have only myself to blame watching it sober.....

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This week I actually felt rude not drinking with them, so I did.

[LilaFowler]

I can't believe that Scott sent Tinsley all those arrangements after one (5 day) date. Are they engaged yet IRL?

Dorinda gave us another classic tonight. I'm going to need a gif of her licking.

Sonja knows all about living in the past. She's really been annoying me this season. She seems desperate to hang onto her apple and everything she does seems over-animated and exaggerated. It's like watching a high school drama club production.

I will also need a gif of Ramona running down the beach with freshly blown-out hair. WTF? That was so weird and hilarious.

[MBJ]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:20 AM, Otherkate said:

I MUST know two things:

Who makes Tinsley's beautiful blue dress? 

Who makes Bethenny's short dress she wore to dinner? I need both.

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You're right, Beth's outfit was adorable.

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:25 AM, Mindthinkr said:

Who said that the bull horn could be used as a butt plug? I know that Carole was in on that convo as she said "don't knock it until you've tried it".  The snippets that editing catches are sometimes gold. 

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Carole, who else?!

[Rosiejuliemom]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:29 AM, Ms Blue Jay said:

Quoted for Truth!!!!!!   Bumper sticker material.  Awesome.

Dorinda was really that person who said what I was thinking tonight.  I just think it  - she SAYS it.  She is fearless.

Tequila put me in the hospital as a teenager!  A lot of people have 'that drink' they can't go near, and for a decade, that was mine!

It's funny how the women pronoune Sonja

Luann:  Sauunnnya.
Ramona:  Sone-ya

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Tequila still is 'that drink' for me. We had a messy breakup when I was 19. A decade and a half later and I still can't stomach the smell of it. *shudder*

[Mindthinkr]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:36 AM, Ms Blue Jay said:

You're right, Beth's outfit was adorable.

Carole, who else?!

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No wonder Adam is still with her. 

[notnowimbusy]

Anybody else notice that this season Sonja has been really playing to the cameras?   When she was doing her rant about Tinsley using her "staff" to answer the door, she was looking right at the camera, then doing a little pose.  Same with tonight.   Hey Sonja, without Tinsley, you've got nothing this season, except the same old living in the past, and some random guy your banging.

[Otherkate]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:27 AM, ShawnaLanne said:

For sure. If only Sonja weren't making her palatable in comparison. Though I'm always going to love Tinsley for screaming at Ramona to Shut the fuck up!

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Totally. Sonja is ridiculous.

[sasha206]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:20 AM, Otherkate said:

I've tried all season, but Tinsley is really annoying. She has her moments, but it would take every ounce of patience I have in the reserves to deal with her for too long. And there's not much in those reserves as it is

 

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Same here.  I hate her voice, I hate that downturned mouth and the way she talks.  I've yet to hear her say anything that made me think she's a successful, 40 something.  She comes off less mature than my 15 year-old.

[HunterHunted]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:17 AM, ShawnaLanne said:

She is after this trip she said she's moving to a hotel. Sonja calling all the women "her" friends repeatedly is away. Her calling everyone in New York her friend is obnoxious. Her acting like it's her doing Tinsley a favor when Sonja would have no story except her creepy men and dirty panties.

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Sonja also gets paid every time they film in her house. Tinsley "living" with Sonja gives Sonja a storyline and more cash. Shut up Sonja!!!!

[Jel]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:26 AM, breezy424 said:

After the last episode, I thought this was kind of meh for me. 

With all the hype that Beth has gone on about this Tequila tour, it all felt so touristy.  Nothing 'so' special and I would think given the entertainment, probably they give these tours and tastings regularly. 

I don't know who is more annoying, Sonja or Ro.

Beautiful flowers.

Shopping was fun.  Yep.  Ro was only going for three bags.  Then she upped it and still forgot Doris.  And Lu got to pay for her own.  I just shake my head.

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It reminded me of a cruise ship shore excursion.

Ramona is more annoying to me because she has such a mean streak, it's like she's mean for the pure enjoyment of it.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Beth: Literally, it's the crack of the morning. We're up at the crack of your ass.

 

Come on, Beth. You can do better than that, can't you?

[notnowimbusy]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:44 AM, sasha206 said:

Same here.  I hate her voice, I hate that downturned mouth and the way she talks.  I've yet to hear her say anything that made me think she's a successful, 40 something.  She comes off less mature than my 15 year-old.

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For a 42 year old (in two weeks), she is so immature.  Ditch the goldie locks, the 20 something clothes and act like a grown ass woman.  You are not 15, 16, or even 25.   No wonder she somewhat gets along with Sonja, they both live in the past. 

[WireWrap]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:40 AM, Otherkate said:

Totally. Sonja is ridiculous.

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She is and she claimed she hasn't had a drink in 10 or 11 months? Has she forgotten she was filmed drinking at home with Tinsley and getting drunk at Dorinda's house? LOL

[Jel]

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:26 AM, Wendy said:

There is no way that Mario was banging Ramona every day, no way. 

I bet when Sonja stayed at Ramona's Hamptons house Ramona was pulling a Meg Ryan moment every night. 

I will show myself out :) 

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Lol, I thought so, too. I pictured Mario in the den or out on the porch while Ramona was standing at the end of the bed repeatedly knocking it against the wall.

[bagger]

I enjoyed the first morning breakfast before Ramona showed up. When has B asked Ramona to "talk" has t it always been Ramona slithering up to bethenny?

Sonja needs to stawp! Just stawp with all the Tinsley jealousy. She can't stand that Tinsley is getting attention from the others or the fact that she went on a date and didn't come home for 5 days. Instead of being happy her friend met someone she calls it dropping her friend. Talk about bitch eating crackers. Sonja is just an angry bitter woman.

Lu is a great sport, she got up hungover and still tried surfing. She's a trooper.

ramona is a lying sack of shit...that is all.

[njbchlover]

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:38 AM, Neurochick said:

Baby skin, Ramona?

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Baby skin with extreme diaper rash!!  ;-)

[Jel]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:49 AM, notnowimbusy said:

For a 42 year old (in two weeks), she is so immature.  Ditch the goldie locks, the 20 something clothes and act like a grown ass woman.  You are not 15, 16, or even 25.   No wonder she somewhat gets along with Sonja, they both live in the past. 

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She seems like a nice person, so that's a plus, but the little girl schtick just gets on my last nerve.  

  On 7/27/2017 at 1:36 AM, ryebread said:

The whole time that Bethenny is crying and begging, begging, begging Ramona not to do anything terrible on tequila tasting day, all I can think is, "Puh-leeeease Ramona. Please do something terrible."

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Cheeky monkey! ;)

[HunterHunted]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:52 AM, WireWrap said:

She is and she claimed she hasn't had a drink in 10 or 11 months? Has she forgotten she was filmed drinking at home with Tinsley and getting drunk at Dorinda's house? LOL

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Also on this trip. When they got to the house, a guy was standing there with a bunch of margaritas on a tray. Sonja leans over and takes a sip of the drink from the straw while it's still on the tray. Asks if there is hard liquor in it, is told yes, and responds that she's not drinking hard liquor. She never picks up the drink. The server has to hold the drink on the tray at perfect drinking height for Sonja.

[njbchlover]

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:37 AM, Rosiejuliemom said:

Tequila still is 'that drink' for me. We had a messy breakup when I was 19. A decade and a half later and I still can't stomach the smell of it. *shudder*

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Tequila hasn't been my friend for almost 30 years....I can still remember the two day hangover after we broke up, but I still cannot remember the actual "reason" for the break-up, LOL!!!  

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:52 AM, WireWrap said:

She is and she claimed she hasn't had a drink in 10 or 11 months? Has she forgotten she was filmed drinking at home with Tinsley and getting drunk at Dorinda's house? LOL

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I think Sonja doesn't include wine drinking when she says she hasn't been drinking!  :-)

  On 7/27/2017 at 2:54 AM, bagger said:

I enjoyed the first morning breakfast before Ramona showed up. When has B asked Ramona to "talk" has t it always been Ramona slithering up to bethenny?

Sonja needs to stawp! Just stawp with all the Tinsley jealousy. She can't stand that Tinsley is getting attention from the others or the fact that she went on a date and didn't come home for 5 days. Instead of being happy her friend met someone she calls it dropping her friend. Talk about bitch eating crackers. Sonja is just an angry bitter woman.

Lu is a great sport, she got up hungover and still tried surfing. She's a trooper.

ramona is a lying sack of shit...that is all.

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I was wondering if Bethenny was going to make Luann pay for the surfing lesson because Luann stiffed Bethenny for surfing lessons back in Season 1 (or 2...)!  

[Jel]

  On 7/27/2017 at 3:02 AM, HunterHunted said:

Also on this trip. When they got to the house, a guy was standing there with a bunch of margaritas on a tray. Sonja leans over and takes a sip of the drink from the straw while it's still on the tray. Asks if there is hard liquor in it, is told yes, and responds that she's not drinking hard liquor. She never picks up the drink. The server has to hold the drink on the tray at perfect drinking height for Sonja.

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Sonja with a J is Klassy with a K.

[ichbin]

  On 7/27/2017 at 3:03 AM, njbchlover said:

Tequila hasn't been my friend for almost 30 years....I can still remember the two day hangover after we broke up, but I still cannot remember the actual "reason" for the break-up, LOL!!!  

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I'm a member of that club too.  All I can remember is an express trip from shots to being sick.  There was no good time in between,  That was years ago and left enough of an impression that I haven't tried it again since then

[escatefromny]

Ramona is truly a psychopath (sociopath?).  Her insistence, in her talking heads, that she didn't mean a word of any of her numerous apologies/acknowledgments regarding her behavior toward Bethany, she was absolutely NOT sorry and her repetition that she was just spewing insincere platitudes to get what she wanted showed some ugly "true colors".

Edited July 27, 2017 by escatefromny

[WireWrap]

  On 7/27/2017 at 3:02 AM, HunterHunted said:

Also on this trip. When they got to the house, a guy was standing there with a bunch of margaritas on a tray. Sonja leans over and takes a sip of the drink from the straw while it's still on the tray. Asks if there is hard liquor in it, is told yes, and responds that she's not drinking hard liquor. She never picks up the drink. The server has to hold the drink on the tray at perfect drinking height for Sonja.

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Andy asked Tinsley about Sonja's not drinking on WWHL tonight and Tinsley said that Sonja drank all the time. LOL

  On 7/27/2017 at 3:03 AM, njbchlover said:

 

I think Sonja doesn't include wine drinking when she says she hasn't been drinking!  :-)

 

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She drank hard liquor at Dorinda's party and Tinsley made her a drink with vodka at Sonja's house. LOL