S09.E16: Three Tequila…Floor!

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

"I'd blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpee right now" is the funniest thing ever said on this show. Dorinda saying "What happened to them?" is the second funniest.

I liked Sonja:  Haha , no one would do that

[farmgal4]

39 minutes ago, oakville said:

Avery must be so embarrassed about her mom's behavior. I can't believe how rude she is being to Dorinda & every one else.

She treats the staff poorly as well.

It was the staff who I felt sorry for, and that's what proved to me, once and for all, that Ramona is truly a straight up c**t.  The other women didn't have to put up with her fucking bullshit, but the staff did.  She's a self-entitled, ugly ass POS.

[Jel]

8 minutes ago, Cheetosandchoc said:

   When Luann showed up to dinner and without saying a word pulled out her whistle and blew it, and grinned, without speaking.....I knew it would be awesome and worth the anxiety I felt watching Ramona and Sonja act like assholes.

Totally agree -- drunk Lu was the best thing I've seen in ages.

I also loved Carole's line to Tinsley (when Tins was wondering why Sonja and Ramona were not coming over) and Carole says, "Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth."

[HunterHunted]

4 minutes ago, Jel said:

Totally agree -- drunk Lu was the best thing I've seen in ages.

I also loved Carole's line to Tinsley (when Tins was wondering why Sonja and Ramona were not coming over) and Carole says, "Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth."

Drunk Lu was hilarious. She was proper drunk.

When Tinsley was wondering why Ramonja were off on their own, I was wondering why Tinsley was borrowing trouble. Everyone is better off when those two are on their own.

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

I could stay in a house with Ramona and Sonja for about three minutes!

And, you would last two minutes longer than me!  Horrible women!  

[Missmissie173]

1 hour ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

You get what you get and you don't get upset.  For fucks sake we sing say it to the babies.

I'm sorry I'm just never going to hate Dorinda for stuff like I will literally take your shit and throw it in the pool

ITA! Team Dorinda.  Only thing to top that line is if Dori had ACTUALLY thrown their shit in the pool, including nipple covers, curling irons, hair extensions, Sonja's skany panties, etc., etc., etc.

[Ms Blue Jay]

I'll link the classic lingerie-esque looks that Dolce & Gabanna did between 1996-1998 so you see what Carole's look at dinner reminded me of.  I was kind of touched by it to be honest

  

 

Edited July 20, 2017 by Ms Blue Jay

[JD5166]

I said this is why I can't hate Lu, I have not only fallen in a bush (once down the jersey shore my friend looked back to find me missing) but the second fall was also something I can do on a tri-monthly basis...although I try not to! The most real moments this season thus far! Haha! 

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, ZaldamoWilder said:

Did you guys know whenever Ramona travels she makes friends with the staff?

????

I guess Ramona's idea of friendship is throwing a couple of dollars at someone, so that you can order them around and snap your fingers at them.  I have never, ever seen someone who is so fucking entitled!  

I also noticed that Ramona did not reply at all when Bethenny asked if she and Sonja would be appalled if their daughters behaved the way they were.

[Jel]

The falls were good, but the googily eyed slurring words o' wisdom at dinner...omg...loved!

[howiveaddict]

I am like Dorinda. A couple margaritas and I'm out like a light.

Somewhere Mario is thanking his lucky stars that he was able to escape.

Who wan't to bet, Ramona's daughter moves totally away from New York when she graduates?  

The royal ex countess LuAnn falling twice was hilarious.  Something I would have totally done. Except I would have broke my leg, like I have twice.

[NYCFree]

I think Betheny, Sonja and possibly Carole were the only ones not drunk at the dinner table. If Tinsley wasn't drunk then she needs to step up the therapy appointments. 

I loved the fall into the bushes, but really worried about the fall onto the stone patio, I thought bones were going to break 

[ShawnaLanne]

28 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I guess Ramona's idea of friendship is throwing a couple of dollars at someone, so that you can order them around and snap your fingers at them.  I have never, ever seen someone who is so fucking entitled!  

I also noticed that Ramona did not reply at all when Bethenny asked if she and Sonja would be appalled if their daughters behaved the way they were.

Lu just said on WWHL that Ramona tips shit. This seems to fit her personality.

Edited July 20, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[absolutelyido]

I feel like Ramona & Sonja don't care about their room as much as they like to create drama for TV and get their share of camera time. I think it's more about, "Look at me! look at me!" than it is about the room they get. It's their shtick.

[Cherrio]

Andy just reported on WWHL that Page 6 reported that Luann's marriage is hanging by a thread and she slapped him at a restaurant.

I believe it, cause she failed at trying to change the subject and then making up stories.

[njbchlover]

24 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

It was the staff who I felt sorry for, and that's what proved to me, once and for all, that Ramona is truly a straight up c**t.  The other women didn't have to put up with her fucking bullshit, but the staff did.  She's a self-entitled, ugly ass POS.

I have been to Mexico many, many times (Puerto Vallarta - very near Punta Mita, where they are staying, Cabo, and the Riviera Maya) - I have found the staff at almost every resort to be the most kind, hard working, pleasant people.  I was very, very upset to see the way Ramona treated the villa staff.  I actually think this behavior is something very normal for Ramona - I recall her acting this way when they went to Morocco, as well.  

Although, I don't recall this behavior when she was "hosting" the trip to the villa in St. John.

[Lemons]

At dinner Ramona looked like the prom queen at the assisted living facility's 50th high school reunion remembrance party.

[Ms Blue Jay]

@njbchlover I went to Cozumel and I had a very similar experience.  

I took down some good quotes

Sonja: You're not following.
Luann:  I am following.  I am.  I'm following big time.

Ramona:  I avoid the press like...... a leak.    
(I think)

On Sonja:  
Luann:  I love her.  To death. To death.  To death.

Luann (staring drunkenly at Bethenny through the window):  Bethenny is like.... gonna kill people.

Ramona:  Maybe I'm just naive.
Luann:  (completely unintelligible)
Ramona:  Yeah that's right I'm naive.

Luann singing, trying to dance with Ramona:  Shake yo' booty...... shake yo' booty...... 

Ramona had (even though I hate her) the FUNNIEST speech after Luann fell.  Like she tried to act like the situation was COMPLETELY normal and just tried to be incredibly helpful.  "See, you should have gone THIS way, because .. it's dark, and you don't know your way around, and you thought that there were stairs there.  And you could have broken your ankle!"
Luann:  Yeah.  Come sit down.

Ramona:  What room is yours?  Is this yours?
Luann:  Yeah.  Doesn't matter.  Let's go.

Ramona:  Well you missed it.  Luann fell in the bushes.
Carole (?):  (chuckles) She did?  
Ramona:  Yeah.
Bethenny (totally deadpan):  She ok?
Ramona:  Yeah.

Bethenny had a great speech about how Luann is the best drinker around but even Mexico took her down or something like that.

Also when the women were playing "Marry Fuck Kill" I think Ramona said that Tinsley is 'non-sexual' and a non-event.  LOL

Also I'm pretty sure there was about 5 minutes where Tinsley kept running around screaming "You told people I'm CONSIDERATE!"  

Edited July 20, 2017 by Ms Blue Jay

[ShawnaLanne]

12 minutes ago, absolutelyido said:

I feel like Ramona & Sonja don't care about their room as much as they like to create drama for TV and get their share of camera time. I think it's more about, "Look at me! look at me!" than it is about the room they get. It's their shtick.

I agree,  but their schtick stinks like a guest on day four. 

It's impossible for me to stay angry at Luann, she might get entitled, stick up the arsed,  and entirely to high in the instep at times,  but she has charm. 

[SCS]

1 hour ago, ShawnaLanne said:

entirely too high in the instep at times

I've never heard this phrase before and am totally stealing it!

[ButterQueen]

I just started watching.

I LOVE Carole's outfit for a beach dinner in.  ❤️

[ShawnaLanne]

2 minutes ago, steelcitysister said:

I've never heard this phrase before and am totally stealing it!

I read a lot of Regency romance as a teenager. :) 

[Sheenieb]

I'm ... going to have to pray over the hatred I have for Ramona. Mario must feel vindicated whenever a new episode airs.

What was up with Ramona and Sonja's 80s Malibu Barbie getups? They looked almost as ridiculous as Carole did. I legit thought Carole was wearing a smock so she wouldn't mess up her clothes with her makeup. When she showed up to dinner, I was like, oh ... that's deadass her outfit.

I would've been super disappointed in Dorinda if she switched her room. Stop letting those assholes get their own way. So I was glad when she went Carmela Soprano on Ramona and threatened to throw her shit in the pool.

Edited July 20, 2017 by Sheenieb

[UsernameFatigue]

Wow. Despite the fact that Ramona and Sonja acting like Goldilocks on drugs every time they go on vacation is getting really old (and took up almost a third of this epi), it was one of the funniest episodes I have seen in ages. It is a good thing that I was already lying on the couch when Lu fell not once but twice, as I would have had to lie down, I was laughing so hard. This is the Lu I miss. Not that I want her to hurt herself, but she was genuinely funny, easy going, and not one word about you-know-who.

Carole was hilarious in her THs. The first time I saw the balloon game on Ladies of London, I had the same reaction as Carole. WTF?? I could not believe that supposedly classy ladies thought this was fun. Still shaking my head. 

Loved Bethenny not letting Sonja and Ramona get away with the room shit again. Good on you. I also loved that Beth pointed out to Ramona how lucky they are to be there in the first place, and that the people working there would love to have that life. (Sorry, I am paraphrasing). And loved Dorinda saying that she was so happy to be there she would sleep on the lawn. 

Best line of the night was Sonja saying that Ramona's face looked like a pizza pie without the cheese. Priceless!! 

[njbchlover]

24 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

@njbchlover I went to Cozumel and I had a very similar experience.  

I took down some good quotes

Sonja: You're not following.
Luann:  I am following.  I am.  I'm following big time.

Ramona:  I avoid the press like...... a leak.    
(I think)

On Sonja:  
Luann:  I love her.  To death. To death.  To death.

Luann (staring drunkenly at Bethenny through the window):  Bethenny is like.... gonna kill people.

Ramona:  Maybe I'm just naive.
Luann:  (completely unintelligible)
Ramona:  Yeah that's right I'm naive.

Ramona had (even though I hate her) the FUNNIEST speech after Luann fell.  Like she tried to act like the situation was COMPLETELY normal and just tried to be incredibly helpful.  "See, you should have gone THIS way, because .. it's dark, and you don't know your way around, and you thought that there were stairs there.  And you could have broken your ankle!"
Luann:  Yeah.  Come sit down.

Ramona:  What room is yours?  Is this yours?
Luann:  Yeah.  Doesn't matter.  Let's go.

Ramona:  Well you missed it.  Luann fell in the bushes.
Carole (?):  (chuckles) She did?  
Ramona:  Yeah.
Bethenny (totally deadpan):  She ok?
Ramona:  Yeah.

Bethenny had a great speech about how Luann is the best drinker around but even Mexico took her down or something like that.

Yes - Cozumel, too (I forgot I've been there - only once, many years ago).

Ramona had another malapropism during dinner...I think during Tinsley's meltdown.  I just can't remember what it is, but I know I chuckled at it.  Aside from the trashy, ugly American behavior, there were a lot of laughs for me in tonight's episode.

Poor Luann - she was definitely not very Countess-y tonight, was she?  I do remember though, that she was pretty inebriated in Turks and Caicos (I think she fell off a bench at that bar they went to?).  Super surprising, though, because Luann usually holds her liquor really well.  Tequila is not a friend to Luann~~I say the same thing about myself.  Tequila is pretty scary stuff - creeps up on you!!  I guess we'll see how Luann is feeling the morning after, if she's wearing her sunglasses at breakfast indoors, you know it was bad!   ;-)

Edited July 20, 2017 by njbchlover

[Bronzedog]

Bethenny describing  Ramona as a "disgusting, annoying twat" was spot on.

so, Ramona and Sonja insist on sharing a room and then try to turn it into a sacrifice as to why they need the best room?  No.  Just no.

[Box305]

I would have thrown Ramona and Sonja's luggage into the ocean. I have no patience for nonsense like that. 

[njbchlover]

Did anyone else catch Tinsley and Carole's commercial for Coupon Cabin?  I guess that was a favor to Scott for appearing on the show?  

[bagger]

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Whatever facial thing Ramona had done right before a trip to Mexico - she is not supposed to be in the sun

Maybe she will do everyone a favor and stay in her room.

[breezy424]

You guys are killing it tonight.  Don't have much to add.

Carole 'looked' like she had back fat but I looked at the scene twice and I think that sheer thing just creased there.  Could be wrong.

Ro once again broke the fourth wall with her saying that it was a 'group' trip and implied it had nothing to do with Beth.  Which she was right about but the attitude just sucked.  Rooms were earned fair and square.  I wonder if she has a problem with not being the 'host' for one of these trips in quite a while.  The last one I remember was the trip to St. Johns.  Correct me if I'm wrong.  Beth has gotten two this year.

OMG with the room thing.  If you don't like it then go to a hotel and pay for it yourself and you know that's not going to happen.

I don't remember Lu ever being anywhere as close as drunk as she was tonight.

[Cheetosandchoc]

      Ramona holding Sonja's hand and declaring her love ........

[UsernameFatigue]

36 minutes ago, Cherrio said:

Andy just reported on WWHL that Page 6 reported that Luann's marriage is hanging by a thread and she slapped him at a restaurant.

I believe it, cause she failed at trying to change the subject and then making up stories.

I don't get WWHL, so just wondering - do you mean that Lu was on the show tonight and Andy brought this up in front of her? Also is Page 6 reliable? If so it doesn't surprise me, and though I thought Lu was crazy to rush into marriage (especially with someone like Tom) I would honestly hate for her marriage to implode so quickly. 

[Bronzedog]

Notice how when Bethenny said to Ramona that she trashed Dorinda's house so she shouldn't also ask for her room, Ramona didn't deny it?

[bagger]

3 hours ago, annewithaneee said:

Shit like this is why I'm glad Bethenny's on the cast. She's an awful human being, sure, but she is razor sharp in a clusterfuck like this. So on the money to mention that Ramona damaged Dorinda's house and is now trying to muscle her out of a room. That's one of those things you normally think of five minutes after the argument's over.

And of course Ramona thinks"making friends with the staff" is literally snapping at them while they hang up her clothes because apparently someone broke her fingers.

The way she speaks to the staff is so disrespectful and I'm at a loss for what to call it and throwing around the "I'm a great tipper" is insulting. I worked in the hotel industry for 20 years and I can guaran-fucking-tee that the guests that say such a thing are normally the worst!!!! It is insulting that she assumes that the only reason that she will be treated well is because she's a "big tipper." Every single time a guest at any hotel gave me the, "I'll take care of you" bull in my head I was giving them the finger and using a lot of four letter words and their many variations.

 

and one more thing! Crap like that is why when I worked overseas and we got American groups in I would either hide or would never disclose that I was American. 

 

Both of them disgusting!

Edited July 20, 2017 by bagger

[Michichick]

3 minutes ago, UsernameFatigue said:

I don't get WWHL, so just wondering - do you mean that Lu was on the show tonight and Andy brought this up in front of her? Also is Page 6 reliable? If so it doesn't surprise me, and though I thought Lu was crazy to rush into marriage (especially with someone like Tom) I would honestly hate for her marriage to implode so quickly. 

Yes, Lu was on the show and Andy asked her about it. She admitted they had a fight in public, but denied slapping him. And then did a bunch of bullshit spin about how they might go to bed mad sometimes but they always make up.

[LilaFowler]

"No... does it involve nudity?"

"My mother cracked her hip and she was never the same."

So many good lines this episode. I could go on and on.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Best line for me was when Sonja casually looked at Carole & casually spat at her, "You don't eat -- we eat!"  It's what I've always thought about Carole.  She literally doesn't eat.  That's why we get these hints that she knows nothing about food or restaurants or even how to behave in restaurants.  Now I realize why I just don't take to her.  I love food & I like to eat.  Meh, fuck off, Carole.

Views looked great!  Glad I just bought me a new 65 inch TV.  Weeee!

Moaner is an asshole.  That's it.

Edited July 24, 2017 by ScoobieDoobs

[jaybird2]

1 hour ago, ichbin said:

There isn't an ounce of fat on her.  What was that, aging skin?  Look, I would trade bodies with her in a minute, but that outfit did not work at all!  

That was one of the more entertaining episodes of the series.  Luann falling...twice...was (because she didn't appear hurt) truly hysterical.  Hey, not even a word about being married!  

Regardless of whatever it is that makes Ramona tick, I really believe she amps things up in order to secure her apple next season.  The room thing is her shtick and she will stick with it.  They all stick to their show personnas, Bethenny and Carole included.   As for Ramona making demands of the staff, I'll be she really does tip them well and that they probably don't really mind because of that.  

Was Tynsley drunk too?  She was really annoying.

luann on wwhl tonight says ramona doesn't tip.  she really scoffed at that when andy mentioned it.

[LilaFowler]

I'm trying to focus on what she's saying but her face is like a pizza pie with no cheese.

[bravofan27]

omg! The room thing was hysterical. Literally everyone just trying to get in their 2 cents about the room. Then Ramona lying on Dorinda's bed next to the mermaid pillow with a smile. so hysterical. Though I do think Bethenny and Dorinda were truly pissed off. 

I loved Carol's grey and white outfit and sunglasses but didn't care for skunk streaks in her hair. 

Hysterical, Dorinda, "Do you think they are still mad at us?" LuAnn-- "Mad at US???"

[Bronzedog]

Sonja to Ramona- "I thought this was going to be a Lifetime movie"

Bethenny to Ramona - "I just want to know why you're an asshole."

[ShawnaLanne]

22 minutes ago, UsernameFatigue said:

 

Sorry.  I can't get rid of this box. 

I'm rewatching this and have a couple of observations.

I love Carol's bikini top,  the style and pattern are perfect for her. 

It occurs to me that Ramona and Sonja staged that talk hoping it would be a moving highlight, instead it looked awkward and staged and made them look worse. ... We already know Ramona would shove Sonja in front of a moving train if it benefited her. 

Edited July 20, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[njbchlover]

6 minutes ago, ScoobieDoobs said:

Best line for me was when Sonja casually looked at Carole & casually spat at her, "You don't eat -- we eat!"  It's what I've always thought about Carole.  She literally doesn't eat.  That's why we get these hints that she knows nothing about food or restaurants or even how to behave in restaurants.  Now I realize why I just don't take to her.  I love food & I like to eat.  Meh, fuck off, Carole.

Views looked great!  Glad I just bought me a new 65 inch TV.  Weeee!

Moaner is an asshole.  That's it.

Carole admitted tonight to loving fast food - she wanted to find a fucking Taco Bell - in Mexico!!! (Big surprise, though - they do exist in Mexican tourist areas, unfortunately)  I also thought that Carole was a little bit "Ugly American Tourist", too - what was up with the fake pseudo-Mexican mustaches from the dollar store?  A little insulting, don't you think? 

Edited July 20, 2017 by njbchlover

[Ms Blue Jay]

I actually really like Carole's hair.  When she had the huge sunglasses on I was like, Ok, I get why Sonja is so attracted to her. And I like her style. It's Carole's eyes that really freak me out.  When you see all the surgery mess.  When you pretend it's not there it's ok.  

Edited July 20, 2017 by Ms Blue Jay

[Thumper]

What's with Ramona wanting the staff to unpack her bags?  I don't want anyone else unpacking, seeing, or touching my stuff.  Plus, how would they know where she wanted everything?

[ScoobieDoobs]

1 minute ago, njbchlover said:

Carole admitted tonight to loving fast food - she wanted to find a fucking Taco Bell - in Mexico!!!  I also thought that Carole was a little bit "Ugly American Tourist", too - what was up with the fake pseudo-Mexican mustaches from the dollar store?  A little insulting, don't you think? 

I missed that.  That is downright bizarre.  And honestly, I don't believe her.  I have a friend who lives a few blocks away from Carole, who actually does love fast food, but complains there's nowhere nearby to get fast food (other than pizza).  If she does eat fast food, it may be a tiny bite of pizza once a year & that's it.  Sonja was right.  The woman doesn't eat.

[HunterHunted]

11 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Whatever facial thing Ramona had done right before a trip to Mexico - she is not supposed to be in the sun

But...but...but she's going to die if she's not in the sun. It's like Superman and kryptonite. It's exactly like that dumbass. Please sit in the sun pizza-face.

Edited July 20, 2017 by HunterHunted

[ScoobieDoobs]

"Ramona could fuck up a wet dream."  Finally, a funny one from Bethenny!  Still chuckling from that one.

Sonja totally sent Page Six that story on Tinz, right?

Check those black roots on the Tinz.  Yikes!  She must have to go to the colorist every 2 days.

[bravofan27]

I just laughed out loud for real whenLuAnn fell in the bush. Omg, that was soooo funny. Then she fell again! And Ramona tried to make her feel better by saying she just went the wrong way. Then they tried to have a conversation. Luann-- "Bethenny is really upset." Ramona, "She's just in a bad mood." A bad mood? omg, that's an understatement if I ever heard one. It's interesting though that people are so used to Bethenny hurling insults at them, that when she's yelling people just take it like she's talking. The whole thing was hysterical. 

Edited July 20, 2017 by bravofan27

[ScoobieDoobs]

Oh Lu, after 40 (really after 30) falling down drunk is not a good look -- and hardly funny.  I was sad watching Lu fall.  And I don't even like her.

Anyone catch the CouponCabin commercial with the Tinz & Carole?  No more black roots on the Tinz & Carole's face is white-washed in a really odd-looking foundation.  Gave me the creeps.