S09.E15: Oil And Vinegar

[Martinigirl]

Pizza Pie with no cheese. LMAO!!!!

[FamilyVan]

So the whole pretense of Bethenny "inviting" her was nonsense.  They are filming a show and do not need personal invites.

[bagger]

My hope is that while in Mexico B plans some amazing side trips and Ramona can sit her sorry ass down in the house by herself.

[Bronzedog]

Damn.  These bitches are exhausting.  Take a xanax!

[Straycat80]

Mexico looks like it was a hot mess! Can't wait! 

[Martinigirl]

I see Luann has packed all of her Wilma Flintstone rock jewelry.

[nexxie]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:24 AM, QuinnM said:

Tinsley still wears tights and Mary Janes like she is 5 years old.  This woman has a problem.  The list currently stands at:

Same Hair

Same Dirndle Dress

Same Story Line

Same Tights

Same Mary Janes

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Plus, she acts like a middle school girl - only less mature.

[Bronzedog]

Luann wisely states that her statement necklaces can't leave home without her.  Ah yeah.  They're necklaces.

[Martinigirl]

Hey, why don't we all just invite ourselves on the Mexico trip? I want to go!!!!

Edited July 13, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Keywestclubkid]

Ramona is a freaking huge bowl of crazy. Seriously the woman needs to see somebody. 

[HunterHunted]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:10 AM, Straycat80 said:

And of course the Mexico trip is all about Bethenny and Skinny Girl. 

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:32 AM, ShawnaLanne said:

Bethany is throwing it. Ramona can throw one. It's not as if any of them are paying for it. 

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:00 AM, FamilyVan said:

So the whole pretense of Bethenny "inviting" her was nonsense.  They are filming a show and do not need personal invites.

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Last season, Andy said that Beam Suntory was paying for the trip, which was why Bethenny was allowed to explicitly not invite certain people. I suspect Beam Suntory is covering part of the trip specifically the tequila tasting and the botanical gardens, which is why Bethenny is allowed to disinvite Ramona from those events. Additionally, Ramona has already said something negative about Skinnygirl on camera and they don't need to have her further denigrate the brand.

[BloggerAloud]

Bethenny essentially yelling at Tinsley, "STOP EAVESDROPPING ON THIS CONVERSATION I'M FILMING FOR A REALITY SHOW" had me rolling.

[breezy424]

Ro was crossing the fourth wall.  It's not Beth's trip.  It's a Bravo trip.  Beth isn't paying for it.  That's why Ro said it's a group aka Bravo trip.  So, yeah, Beth doesn't control whether or not Ro comes.  The day trip with her 'partners' is another thing.

So Beth is full of crap with the dinner conversation with Ro.  And we got to see the nasty Beth when she scolded Tinsley for looking at her.  If you want a private conversation, go into another part of the restaurant, not expect everyone at the table to look away.

I just can't help feeling, ok hoping, that Tinsley already met Scott and this is a set up to make it appear that Tinsley is meeting him for the first time.

So and her 'appointment'?  Just no.  I don't want to see or hear about her pubic hair.

[Martinigirl]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:10 AM, Bronzedog said:

Luann wisely states that her statement necklaces can't leave home without her.  Ah yeah.  They're necklaces.

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My...PRECIOUS...

[chewycandy]

My first thought was that Sonja made her eyebrows darker to look like Tinsley. While Scott had no eyebrows.

[poeticlicensed]

Is Dorinda drunk, stupid, or both? 

[Jel]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:10 AM, Bronzedog said:

Luann wisely states that her statement necklaces can't leave home without her.  Ah yeah.  They're necklaces.

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I loved that...the drawer opens and at first I though why does Lu have a drawer full of Lego? Then, ohhhhh, the statement necklaces!

[Michichick]

It was hilarious that Bethenny was pissed that everyone was listening to her "private" conversation with Ramona, and then turned around and got mad that people were talking about her while she was sitting at the table. There's either a magical cone of silence or there's not, Bethy. If you expect others to tune out your conversation, then they can expect you to tune out theirs.

[mbaywife123]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:18 AM, poeticlicensed said:

Is Dorinda drunk, stupid, or both? 

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Dorinda is the person that with each drink she consumes the elevator keeps stopping one floor short until it won't leave the lobby anymore.

[Jel]

I think Lu just wants to be in with the group. That's the main thing she cares about. Bethenny can treat her badly, she gets over it quickly and stays over it as long as she's invited to things. 

[Bronzedog]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:11 AM, Martinigirl said:

Hey, why don't we all just invite ourselves on the Mexico trip? I want to go!!!!

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I'll only go if you convince me you don't want me there.

[HunterHunted]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:21 AM, Jel said:

I loved that...the drawer opens and at first I though why does Lu have a drawer full of Lego? Then, ohhhhh, the statement necklaces!

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Me too. I kept wondering what she was getting from her junk drawer. Ohhhhh, statement necklaces. I guess they are all costume. Doesn't seem like a single semiprecious stone in the bunch.

[zoeysmom]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:24 AM, Jel said:

I think Lu just wants to be in with the group. That's the main thing she cares about. Bethenny can treat her badly, she gets over it quickly and stays over it as long as she's invited to things. 

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Do you blame her -it is how she earns a paycheck.  It is all play and get paid for most of these ladies.

[hoodooznoodooz]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:08 AM, Martinigirl said:

I see Luann has packed all of her Wilma Flintstone rock jewelry.

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Where I live, fidget spinners are really popular among the elementary school students. I can't remember the episode or scene, but Lu was wearing a necklace that looked like it had about thirty bearings from fidget spinners (or rollerblades or skateboards) strung on it.  I guess Lu's philosophy is, if it can be used as a paperweight, it can be worn around my neck.  

[KungFuBunny]

You have to love the Bravo Editors.

Dorinda is trying to get Tinsley to cut her hair

Dorinda TH: At some point long hair becomes aging. It has the reverse effect. You know, you sort of become a lyceum? (Not sure what word D used) at the back and a museum from the front. You’re like, oh look at that young girl and then they turn around and you’re like….UgggAaargh

Cut to Ramona walking to the table

[mbaywife123]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:28 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Where I live, fidget spinners are really popular among the elementary school students. I can't remember the episode or scene, but Lu was wearing a necklace that looked like it had about thirty bearings from fidget spinners (or rollerblades or skateboards) strung on it.  I guess Lu's philosophy is, if it can be used as a paperweight, it can be worn around my neck.  

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Reminds me of all the women across the HW's franchises that wear earrings that I refer to as "loberippers" or "doorknockers".

[ShawnaLanne]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:12 AM, BloggerAloud said:

Bethenny essentially yelling at Tinsley, "STOP EAVESDROPPING ON THIS CONVERSATION I'M FILMING FOR A REALITY SHOW" had me rolling.

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Not just that. But as Ramona stated,  she was right there at the table. No need to eavesdrop.

[Lola43]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:24 AM, QuinnM said:

Tinsley still wears tights and Mary Janes like she is 5 years old.  This woman has a problem.  The list currently stands at:

Same Hair

Same Dirndle Dress

Same Story Line

Same Tights

Same Mary Janes

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I'm 47 and I love tights and Mary Jane's. Usually wear them the two days of winter we get in Texas.

[KungFuBunny]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:24 AM, QuinnM said:

Tinsley still wears tights and Mary Janes like she is 5 years old.  This woman has a problem.  The list currently stands at:

Same Hair

Same Dirndle Dress

Same Story Line

Same Tights

Same Mary Janes

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In her TH shot - she says I don't know what I'm doing - again with the I've never gone on a date before. This is getting old. She did the same thing on her Reality Show with the date she had and they went to her favorite restaurant.

Edited July 13, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

So Bethenny is lost at sea and homeless and doesn't have parents but forbids use of LOL because it's a lie because are you ACTUALLY laughing out loud? The queen of hyperbole made me LOL!

I liked Adams friend and then I loved him when he made sure buzzed Tinsley put her gold wedding ring away safely after she laid it on the table. That's a good man right there ! 

Speaking of Adam how lucky is he that his Mom went to court with him to have his back and al the t's crossed and  i's dotted ! :-) 

ok this is a stretch but when hot mess Ramona with her crazy hair and stretched back face was melting down all I saw was a flashback to the scene in Mystic Pizza where JOjo is on a crazy self pitying rant about breaking up with Bill because she's not ready to be married and he won't wait Ramona's 80s hair pulled back eyes haha NO OFFENSE to Lili Taylor who played Jojo! 

[HunterHunted]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:31 AM, KungFuBunny said:

You have to love the Bravo Editors.

Dorinda is trying to get Tinsley to cut her hair

Dorinda TH: At some point long hair becomes aging. It has the reverse effect. You know, you sort of become a lyceum? (Not sure what word D used) at the back and a museum from the front. You’re like, oh look at that young girl and then they turn around and you’re like….UgggAaargh

Cut to Ramona walking to the table

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It was a fantastic joke, especially with the cut to Ramona. A lyceum is usually the equivalent of a high school. A young girl from the back and an antique from the front.

Edited July 13, 2017 by HunterHunted

[Jel]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:28 AM, zoeysmom said:

Do you blame her -it is how she earns a paycheck.  It is all play and get paid for most of these ladies.

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No, I don't, but I find it a little telling. Some HWs, over various franchises eventually had enough and walked away -- not Lu. Downgrade her to friend of status, and instead of being insulted and quitting in a huff, or humiliated and fading away, she'll fight her way back. Call her a slut and whore, she'll look past it, as long as she's included. It's interesting to me.

[AttackTurtle]

I am going to be sad to see this season end. There is no one to absolutely hate on (I've got too much history with Ramona to give up on her).  And the preview for next week of drunk Luanne is the gift that keeps on giving. 

Edited July 13, 2017 by AttackTurtle

[Otherkate]

Tinsley on a date sure is....something. Pretty sure if you make out with a guy a couple of hours in, he'll forgive most things though. 

Why is Dorinda incapable of packing for a trip successfully? 

[KungFuBunny]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:27 AM, Martinigirl said:

I'm not a fan of Sonja's Groucho Marx  brows

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We all know Sonya is cheap - she has said it a gazillion times that she is "thrifty"

I'm thinking she took her lasered auburn pubes and glued them onto her forehead.

Note to Sonja: Can you make sure your teeth fall out in Mexico? - the season is not complete without you having teeth issues

[Jel]

That scene of Lu grabbing the pitcher of margaritas from Sonja was fantastic; I replayed it several times.

[KungFuBunny]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:48 AM, poeticlicensed said:

When Ramona gets upset and talk about how her divorce tore her heart out, that's the real Ramona. The Ramona who goes on about loving her new life is fake. 

I never realized how annoying Adam's voice is. Like male vocal fry.

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I love Ramona. I think she is having a nervous breakdown trying to portray one thing to the cameras while her reality is totally different

[bagger]

Maybe B can speak from the heart and be genuine just not with you Ramona!!!! Pot and kettle B does make it all about her but Ramona must feel like she's looking in a mirror. 

I am as sick of Ramona as I have ever been of Vicki on the OC. For the love of god woman shut the fuck up. 

Ramona is the mothering type???? 

I know it's their job but if someone who is "coordinating" a trip doesn't want me to go on the trip I don't want to go. 

For Sonja to think that B just evicerated Ramona is delusional. B said nothing!!!! I'm so dissapointed!

[KungFuBunny]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:41 AM, Jel said:

That scene of Lu grabbing the pitcher of margaritas from Sonja was fantastic; I replayed it several times.

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[ShawnaLanne]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:32 AM, Neurochick said:

I loved it when Ramona said, "Bethenny, it's not always about YOU."  LOL, it's about Ramona, doesn't Bethenny get that?

But seriously, Bethenny DOES think everything is about her...and so does Ramona, they're perfect together.

And I can't believe Bethenny actually said, "What bad things have I said?" or something.  Does Bethenny remember telling Luann, "You fuck EVERYBODY."  Bethenny couldn't last a day without being a nasty witch.

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What bad things has she said about Ramona, was the question. 

[pieinmyeye]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:13 AM, poeticlicensed said:

I am so over Sonja's vejayjay. and the creepy guy who stayed in the room watching? too weird.

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I wonder why anyone thought that would be worth watching.

[zoeysmom]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:38 AM, Jel said:

No, I don't, but I find it a little telling. Some HWs, over various franchises eventually had enough and walked away -- not Lu. Downgrade her to friend of status, and instead of being insulted and quitting in a huff, or humiliated and fading away, she'll fight her way back. Call her a slut and whore, she'll look past it, as long as she's included. It's interesting to me.

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Oh I admire her for not being bullied off the show by Bethenny.  She has the hurt and humiliation whether she is paid or not.  I am sorry I just don't see a whole of RH who walk off with their heads held high.  Most of them who don't come back do so because they aren't asked back.  Bethenny when she exited TV claimed she would never do another reality show and had to kind of eat her words when Bravo said she had to do RHONYC before she got another show.  I don't think any of the RH should be bullied off the show which is very different than not having their salary demands met.  To me the one who needs to exit is Ramona. 

[ShawnaLanne]

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:44 AM, KungFuBunny said:

I love Ramona. I think she is having a nervous breakdown trying to portray one thing to the cameras while her reality is totally different

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I understand, I find her hatefulness difficult to forgive,  and she's hateful to everyone,  Luanne,  with her "sluething", Bethany and her envy,  and Sonja and her willingness to toss her aside.  I think that's all genuinely her as well.  

But yes,  I think her feeling one way and trying to portray something else is causing her to crack. 

Edited July 13, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[pieinmyeye]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:37 AM, Neurochick said:

Bethenny is the cockroach, no matter how hard you try, we can't get her off reality TV, even if you squash her with your shoe.

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  On 7/13/2017 at 1:34 AM, Martinigirl said:

I've changed my mind.I don't want you to come to Mexico. LOL!!!

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My favorite line of the entire episode.

[ticklemepink]

Dorinda's Lyceum-Museum comment is why I just cannot quit her. 

Edited July 13, 2017 by ticklemepink

[jaybird2]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:31 AM, poeticlicensed said:

Ramona' s face looks super plasticy and old.

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it looks puffy.  she looks awful.  she and tinsley need to loose the hair.  i really don't think tinsley is attractive.

the blind date scenes were awful and juvenile 

[MBJ]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:08 AM, chick binewski said:

Bethenny is stealing material from Chandler Bing, Rory Gilmore, and pretty much anyone who has been to a three star restaurant.

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I love these tv references so I need to ask what you mean by this!  Please fill me in?

[answerphone]

I'm questioning my intelligence right now. Last night, I watched the Kate and the Gosselin kids cleaning a dirty, stinky chicken coop. Tonight, I saw Sonja get electrolysis on her vajayjay. ? What's wrong with me?

[breezy424]

And then we have the queen of exaggeration telling Ro to stop screaming at her.  Feel what you will about Ro, but she wasn't 'screaming'.  Beth saying to Lu in the Berkshires that she fucked everyone was screaming.

I can't stand Ro but I do have to say she can be empathetic.  She was to Tinsley just last episode.  She was to Beth when Beth was bleeding all over the car and the planet. 

Edited July 13, 2017 by breezy424

[WireWrap]

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:28 AM, Thumper said:

Why do these women always talk about each other in front of each other while sitting at a table????

And now the others are scolded for overhearing the "private conversation" between Beth and Romona who are sitting at the same table????!!!!!!

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Bethenny did this last season in the Berkshires when she slid up to Ramona after calling Luann a slut/whore! No one is allowed to listen to Bethenny when she is talking to just 1 person, even when they are sitting right next to her. She is full of shite! 

  On 7/13/2017 at 1:48 AM, poeticlicensed said:

When Ramona gets upset and talk about how her divorce tore her heart out, that's the real Ramona. The Ramona who goes on about loving her new life is fake. 

I never realized how annoying Adam's voice is. Like male vocal fry.

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Ramona said that she had been married "30 years", she/Mario were only married 20 years, she added 10 years on! LOL

  On 7/13/2017 at 2:24 AM, Jel said:

I think Lu just wants to be in with the group. That's the main thing she cares about. Bethenny can treat her badly, she gets over it quickly and stays over it as long as she's invited to things. 

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Luann acts like an adult, she doesn't throw temper tantrums, call others slut/whore or refuse to work with them unlike her co-worker Bethenny who has to have things her way all the time.