Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[luvbadtv]

1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

And another post from Miss Needy.

Only one hashtag?

[galaxychaser]

We almost saw D shirtless 🤮

[mynextmistake]

On 9/11/2019 at 2:35 AM, skipnjump said:

So Jill decided to inflict her kids with "too much energy to keep at home" kids on library patrons?  What happened to letting them run around the yard outside??  They do have a yard at the new house.  And the boymom hash tag is just stupid, way to keep up with the gender stereotypes - only boys have energy.  Gah!  I feel sorry for Jill, she is trying, but her end results fall more into the "Bless her heart, she tried" camp

I think they’re in a dedicated play area, so she’s not just letting them run around terrorizing random patrons. Our library has a small indoor playground like that in the children’s section. There are toys for imaginative play like a mini kitchen, blocks and a dollhouse. There is also a table with puzzles/games, a puppet theatre and an art area. Mini Mistake loves it. 

I don’t want to sound like I’m knocking Alcohol and Vodka, but I don’t think there is a single outfit Jill has worn from them that is flattering to her. Everything is either too big or too snug. And honestly, to pull off low rise jeans you have to be a veritable stick because any belly pooch is accentuated x 10 in them. Jill is not fat at all, but she’s had two kids and it’s hard to go back to flat abs after that. She’d look so much better in a boot-cut dark wash pair with a medium rise. The top she is wearing in the library shirt is kind of cute in that trendy retro 80s way, it might work if it was paired with the right pants.

[Rabbittron]

17 hours ago, Zella said:

I'm so sorry. 😞 I was across the state in Grand Junction that day. 

Thank you. 

[madpsych78]

2 hours ago, mynextmistake said:

I think they’re in a dedicated play area, so she’s not just letting them run around terrorizing random patrons. Our library has a small indoor playground like that in the children’s section. There are toys for imaginative play like a mini kitchen, blocks and a dollhouse. There is also a table with puzzles/games, a puppet theatre and an art area. Mini Mistake loves it. 

I don’t want to sound like I’m knocking Alcohol and Vodka, but I don’t think there is a single outfit Jill has worn from them that is flattering to her. Everything is either too big or too snug. And honestly, to pull off low rise jeans you have to be a veritable stick because any belly pooch is accentuated x 10 in them. Jill is not fat at all, but she’s had two kids and it’s hard to go back to flat abs after that. She’d look so much better in a boot-cut dark wash pair with a medium rise. The top she is wearing in the library shirt is kind of cute in that trendy retro 80s way, it might work if it was paired with the right pants.

Yeah, honestly I was kinda shocked that Jill was wearing low rise jeans. Nike!

[Barb23]

7 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Her father owns a house with a pool. I'd be more surprised if her kids WEREN'T in the water.

Is the Duggar's Pool House pool the same one where Grandma Mary died in June?

I'm giving the Duggars a pass on swimming in ANY  pool this summer yet alone the one that suddenly took her life.

7 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Edited September 13, 2019 by Barb23
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[GeeGolly]

1 hour ago, Barb23 said:

Is the Duggar's Pool House pool the same one where Grandma Mary died in June?

I'm giving the Duggars a pass on swimming in ANY  pool this summer yet alone the one that suddenly took her life.

It looks to be an indoor pool. The pool is huge with what looks like lane markers painted on the bottom and Jill sitting on a bench with her feet on a tiled floor.

[dariafan]

4 hours ago, mynextmistake said:

I think they’re in a dedicated play area, so she’s not just letting them run around terrorizing random patrons. Our library has a small indoor playground like that in the children’s section. There are toys for imaginative play like a mini kitchen, blocks and a dollhouse. There is also a table with puzzles/games, a puppet theatre and an art area. Mini Mistake loves it. 

I don’t want to sound like I’m knocking Alcohol and Vodka, but I don’t think there is a single outfit Jill has worn from them that is flattering to her. Everything is either too big or too snug. And honestly, to pull off low rise jeans you have to be a veritable stick because any belly pooch is accentuated x 10 in them. Jill is not fat at all, but she’s had two kids and it’s hard to go back to flat abs after that. She’d look so much better in a boot-cut dark wash pair with a medium rise. The top she is wearing in the library shirt is kind of cute in that trendy retro 80s way, it might work if it was paired with the right pants.

It’s hard to get abs when you don’t actually exercise 

[Ohiopirate02]

One thing that bothers me about the pool pictures, Jill appears to be sitting on the side watching the boys and Derick in the water dressed in jeans instead of being in the water with them.  I cannot imagine wearing heavy jeans in an indoor swimming area.  I read through the comments, and man do the leghumpers defend Jill even if it defies common sense.  Jill might not want to swim, but she should at least be dressed in a manner which would allow her to jump into the pool at a moment's notice.  Derick cannot take care of both boys in the pool by himself, and relying on other adults or lifeguards to keep your toddler safe while you play on your phone is the epitome of bad parenting.

[Jynnan tonnix]

13 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

One thing that bothers me about the pool pictures, Jill appears to be sitting on the side watching the boys and Derick in the water dressed in jeans instead of being in the water with them.  I cannot imagine wearing heavy jeans in an indoor swimming area.  I read through the comments, and man do the leghumpers defend Jill even if it defies common sense.  Jill might not want to swim, but she should at least be dressed in a manner which would allow her to jump into the pool at a moment's notice.  Derick cannot take care of both boys in the pool by himself, and relying on other adults or lifeguards to keep your toddler safe while you play on your phone is the epitome of bad parenting.

A lot of this I agree with, but I'm not sure that Dreck is incapable of looking after two children in a pool at the same time. I frequently took my three kids to a public pool while Mr Jyn was at work when they were 2, 5, and 7. Though the older two could swim reasonably well by then, it didn't mean they didn't need a lot of watching, but it was far from impossible to keep an eye on all of them. We also had our own pool in a couple of the houses we had over the years. Granted, the kids were all good swimmers by that time, but still...

[Ohiopirate02]

11 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

A lot of this I agree with, but I'm not sure that Dreck is incapable of looking after two children in a pool at the same time. I frequently took my three kids to a public pool while Mr Jyn was at work when they were 2, 5, and 7. Though the older two could swim reasonably well by then, it didn't mean they didn't need a lot of watching, but it was far from impossible to keep an eye on all of them. We also had our own pool in a couple of the houses we had over the years. Granted, the kids were all good swimmers by that time, but still...

I can see your point.  I probably  could have worded my rant better.  I do think that if Derick is teaching Izzy how to swim, he needs to be Derick's priority during that time.  Poor kid looks like he rarely gets any one-on-one time with his dad and he needs it.  Of course Jill posts a picture of Izzy by himself in the pool and Derick with Sam, so with Izzy's luck he never got any alone time with his dad.  

[Suzn]

On 9/12/2019 at 5:43 AM, ginger90 said:

3 pictures:

I'm late to comment on this pic. Derelict is positively skeletal; his arms are sticks with no muscle tone.  This is not just lean.  The skin on his face looks slack.  He's too young to look like that. 

[Picture It. Sicily]

19 hours ago, Rabbittron said:

Mommy  Rabbittron here this shirt looks like a maternity shirt I wore in the 80's😁

Oh my god, you're right! I have pictures of my mom wearing tops like that when she was pregnant with me in the fall of '79! (PS, mom wore it better)

[dariafan]

I bet Derelict is the type of asshole parent that will take all the food, even if the kids are still hungry 

[Natalie68]

16 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

And another post from Miss Needy.

Sam's get up with the little hook on the back  looks like she is going to put him on a coat tree or hook on the wall.

14 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

We almost saw D shirtless 🤮

Seen one scrawny, hairless chicken chest you've seem them all!

[wait.what]

I wonder if Derrick is jealous that he’s not in the Bahamas running the Fundy-rescue mission? After all, he has the most missionary experience of all!

[Sew Sumi]

Maybe he delivered their Chick fil A? 😁

Seriously, can anyone make heads or tails of this post?

Edited September 13, 2019 by Sew Sumi

[PradaKitty]

Nope.

[doodlebug]

1 minute ago, Sew Sumi said:

Maybe he delivered their Chick file A? 😁

Seriously, can anyone make heads or tails of this post?

He's delivering for GrubHub?

He robbed a GrubHub delivery person and stole their stylish GrubHub carriers?

Does Jill go with him to deliver food and is that considered a date?

[Sew Sumi]

All of this during a #studybreak! What an industrious young man! 

[Ohiopirate02]

That whole composition makes no sense.  Why is he taking the grub hub bags into the bathroom?  Why is he charging his phone at this exact moment?  What joke is he failing to make?  Did he tip the poor driver extra while he took those bags into the bathroom?  

[BradandJanet]

Derick is a troll. He thinks he's witty and smarter than his critics. Boring. 

[Trillium]

Ok so I won’t fault people who have side gigs like Grub Hub because it’s hard out there for a pimp.  I was in between jobs a few years ago due to a lay off and did grocery delivery and while flexible, if you want to make more than $50, you basically need to work every night and weekend. Guess their sexy time posts didn’t generate enough revenue for them. And why can’t Jill deliver so DDD can study?? 

And finally, how is delivering food a way to generate date ideas? Netflix and chill is so 2015. 

[Jynnan tonnix]

12 minutes ago, Trillium said:

Ok so I won’t fault people who have side gigs like Grub Hub because it’s hard out there for a pimp.  I was in between jobs a few years ago due to a lay off and did grocery delivery and while flexible, if you want to make more than $50, you basically need to work every night and weekend. Guess their sexy time posts didn’t generate enough revenue for them. And why can’t Jill deliver so DDD can study?? 

And finally, how is delivering food a way to generate date ideas? Netflix and chill is so 2015. 

I hesitate to post because I don't have enough brain bleach to hand out afterwards, but I suddenly got a vision of Dreck staging a role-playing fantasy where he, the Grub-Hub guy, delivers hot food and more to a lonely widow (or something, because I can't see their fantasies condoning cheating), who has been texting him ideas of what she intends to to him when he arrives...

[Steff]

35 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I hesitate to post because I don't have enough brain bleach to hand out afterwards, but I suddenly got a vision of Dreck staging a role-playing fantasy where he, the Grub-Hub guy, delivers hot food and more to a lonely widow (or something, because I can't see their fantasies condoning cheating), who has been texting him ideas of what she intends to to him when he arrives...

why???? why must you inflict this vision upon us?  but now that you have, it must be continued.

Jillbilly answers the door holding a bag of skittles between her teeth as she slowly pours some cheap coconut scented lotion all over her feet. 

Now see what you started?  lol 

[BigBingerBro]

Seriously though...what does he mean?  I'm assuming he delivers for GrubHub and he gets ideas for dates from the various restaurants he delivers for??   Am I right?

[Zella]

54 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I hesitate to post because I don't have enough brain bleach to hand out afterwards, but I suddenly got a vision of Dreck staging a role-playing fantasy where he, the Grub-Hub guy, delivers hot food and more to a lonely widow (or something, because I can't see their fantasies condoning cheating), who has been texting him ideas of what she intends to to him when he arrives...

Bahahahahaha

I've posted this before, but every time we talk about one of their fantasy role play moments, I just keep thinking of the cable repair porn from The Big Lebowski. 

We'll just change the text to "He's here to deliver the food." 😂

[galaxychaser]

D is positively ghoulish looking. Perfect for Halloween no make up needed.

Becky from the third row must order food nightly just to see her stud muffin. And she is definitely blind.

[mythoughtis]

Am I supposed to believe that Derick is allowed out of the house to deliver food to houses without Jill? Surely that can’t be because he might deliver to a home where the wife is home by herself- and that’s not allowed.  Remember - Jill has to invite a friend over just to have a repairman come and fix stuff. Derick isn’t allowed to be in a room with a female by himself. 

[beagletime]

1 hour ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I hesitate to post because I don't have enough brain bleach to hand out afterwards, but I suddenly got a vision of Dreck staging a role-playing fantasy where he, the Grub-Hub guy, delivers hot food and more to a lonely widow (or something, because I can't see their fantasies condoning cheating), who has been texting him ideas of what she intends to to him when he arrives...

Oh no! Please stop. Just the thought.  At least Derick is doing something to earn money.  Between school, study time in his private home office and Grub Hub he's not spending much time with Jill.  

[Sew Sumi]

He just finished an IG Live from his car. He was delivering Grub Hub at 10 pm AR time, hoping Jill was putting the boys to bed. 

[McManda]

Wait ... Derick is actually working? 

(Though I can't imagine GrubHub delivery making enough to support a family, a new house, and law school. )

[Zella]

Wow I totally thought the Grub Hub thing was a stupid photo op stunt. I didn't realize he was actually working for them. Hmm. 

[Jynnan tonnix]

11 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

He just finished an IG Live from his car. He was delivering Grub Hub at 10 pm AR time, hoping Jill was putting the boys to bed. 

At which time the fantasy will commence...

Isn't 10:00 a bit late to be putting kids that age to  bed, though?

Edited September 14, 2019 by Jynnan tonnix

[Zella]

8 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

He just finished an IG Live from his car. He was delivering Grub Hub at 10 pm AR time, hoping Jill was putting the boys to bed. 

Question for parents: Does 10 pm seem late for kids that young to go to bed? I remember my bedtime as a small child in the 90s seemed like 7 pm forever, so I just would have assumed he would have figured they were already in bed. Unless maybe they were staying up waiting for him? 

Just now, Jynnan tonnix said:

At which time the fantasy will commence...

Isn't 10:00 a bit late to be putting kids that age ti bed, though?

Hahaha great minds think alike! I just posted this myself. 

[madpsych78]

4 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Maybe he delivered their Chick fil A? 😁

Seriously, can anyone make heads or tails of this post?

He looks like the Joker without the clown makeup.

[Sew Sumi]

17 minutes ago, Zella said:

Question for parents: Does 10 pm seem late for kids that young to go to bed? I remember my bedtime as a small child in the 90s seemed like 7 pm forever, so I just would have assumed he would have figured they were already in bed. Unless maybe they were staying up waiting for him? 

Hahaha great minds think alike! I just posted this myself. 

He said that Jill had an event at church tonight. I suppose she had to bring the kids if Derelict was out delivering grub. That could account for the late bedtime.

[Zella]

1 minute ago, Sew Sumi said:

He said that Jill had an event at church tonight. I suppose she had to bring the kids if Derelict was out delivering grub. That could account for the late bedtime.

Ah okay that makes more sense. That suggests to me they don't have use of a J-slave to babysit. 

Edited September 14, 2019 by Zella

[Sew Sumi]

How far is Lowell from the TTH?

[louannems]

25 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

At which time the fantasy will commence...

Isn't 10:00 a bit late to be putting kids that age to  bed, though?

Parents who don't have to get up for jobs, or get kids ready for the school bus on time, or who love to stay up late and love to sleep in late, they put their kids to bed later hoping they also will sleep in.

Remember when Derick started law school and Izzy asked who would be getting up in the morning and making his breakfast?  Certainly not Jill.

[Oldernowiser]

If Derrick is in fact actually working delivering food to help pay the bills, I don’t know whether to admire it grudgingly or point out that if he hadn’t been a giant jerk to TLC he probably wouldn’t have to. Maybe both.

But, being the cold-hearted cynic that I am, maybe this just might be a roundabout way to hit up the leghumpers for donations and/or shame JB into coming across with more cash. Can’t have little lonely Jill pining away for lotion time, after all...

[Zella]

9 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

How far is Lowell from the TTH?

About 15 minutes.

Here's the map I made a few months ago. The blue mark is Lowell and the yellow mark is Tontitown. As I noted when I first posted this, the marks are just for general towns, not exact house locations.

[Sew Sumi]

Thanks. I was wondering if they were close enough to pick up Hannie to sit. It's certainly possible, but then she needs a ride home. With two kids long last their bedtime, I don't think it's worth it to use a List Girl babysitter.

[Zella]

3 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Thanks. I was wondering if they were close enough to pick up Hannie to sit. It's certainly possible, but then she needs a ride home. With two kids long last their bedtime, I don't think it's worth it to use a List Girl babysitter.

Yeah I think it probably would have been easier to have someone with wheels--like Derick's mom--just stay with the kids at the house in Lowell and then leave when Jill got home. 

[Sew Sumi]

D'oh! I totally forgot about Cathy. She's still in Rogers, I think.

[Zella]

11 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

D'oh! I totally forgot about Cathy. She's still in Rogers, I think.

Yep, she'd actually be a little closer. 

[DangerousMinds]

I am impressed that Derrick is actually working part time while in law school. Jill should be doing the same. Although Duggars don't really work!

[Gweilo]

If Derick has any recorded lectures, or audio textbooks to listen to as he's delivering, then it's not an entirely bad way to earn $ and study at the same time.

[GeeGolly]

Derick looks like an excited kid who got their first uniform for their first job.

Google gives varying answers, but the most common one is GrubHub pays .50 a mile, plus pay based on the cost of the order, with a minimum of $3.00. Another answer is they get paid minimum wage, although I'm unsure how they could do an hourly wage because drivers could fudge how long it takes to make a delivery.

So if the delivery home is 5 miles from the restaurant and it's a cheap order, Derick would be leaving his house at 10pm for $5.50. Barely enough to buy Jill some sexy time lotion.

[ginger90]