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The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

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My push presents after having my kids were my kids. 

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Tough crowd!  She's wearing modern shoes with closed toes, pants, and a shirt that literally calls back to her family's ridiculous rules and there are still 35 things wrong with what she's doing. 

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That's okay. He's forgotten it a few times himself. 

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2 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

He clearly thinks he's model material. 😁

Oh, he absolutely thinks that he’s gorgeous.  My first thought was that he oozes arrogance, but I was wrong.  He’s drowning in it.  I used to really like him, but now all I see is an egotistical wannabe.

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Churchhoney

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5 hours ago, Marigold said:

What the fuck is that picture of Jeremy posing like Little Red Riding Hood????

I knew this guy was a freak. 

Apparently you just don't recognize enigmatic, darkly powerful, romantic male sexuality when you see it. 😀😁🙄

Guessing that's what he's going for anyway. Such a surprise that the modeling agencies never called! 😈

Note to Jer: The baboon lips don't help but they aren't the only thing keeping you off the magazine covers, guy. 

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My guess is went like this...

RFP: “Simon! Can we take a picture?”

SC: (Oh FFS. Let’s get this over with.) “Fine.”

RFP: “I’m Jeremy Vuolo! This is MY wife Jinger Duggar, from TV, like you!”

SC: (Never heard of either of you, wanker boy. Run along.)”Ummm hmmm, sure,  good-bye.”

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Churchhoney

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16 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

My guess is went like this...

RFP: “Simon! Can we take a picture?”

SC: (Oh FFS. Let’s get this over with.) “Fine.”

RFP: “I’m Jeremy Vuolo! This is MY wife Jinger Duggar, from TV, like you!”

SC: (Never heard of either of you, wanker boy. Run along.)”Ummm hmmm, sure,  good-bye.”

That's about the size of it.

Although I expect Jer initially got close up by calling on his and Simon's mutual knowledge of Cade Foehner and Gabby Barrett. 

Jer's well aware of the "climbing" aspect of social climbing. Gotta use somebody else as a ladder to get where you want to go. (see, Laredo job, procured for him by Dad; Seminary Golden Boy Position, procured for him by Jinger Duggar's social-media and tv following).

That's his superpower, I think. 

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Albanyguy

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18 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

That boy has ZERO shame.

 I wonder if Jinger has any capacity for embarrassment, given that she was raised by Ma and Pa Shameless.

No, I think she is a willing and enthusiastic accomplice, because to her grifting for free stuff and showing off in public is as natural as breathing.

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10 minutes ago, Albanyguy said:

No, I think she is a willing and enthusiastic accomplice, because to her grifting for free stuff and showing off in public is as natural as breathing.

Also, I'm sure that she and the other Duggars did a lot of that posing for photos with people who attended events where they appeared, or saw them on TV and encountered them when out and about. In that case the others sought the photo opp. This time she's the asker not the askee, but it's sure to be a familiar situation to her.

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Sew Sumi

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2 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

That's about the size of it.

Although I expect Jer initially got close up by calling on his and Simon's mutual knowledge of Cade Foehner and Gabby Barrett. 

Jer's well aware of the "climbing" aspect of social climbing. Gotta use somebody else as a ladder to get where you want to go. (see, Laredo job, procured for him by Dad; Seminary Golden Boy Position, procured for him by Jinger Duggar's social-media and tv following).

That's his superpower, I think. 

Didn't Simon leave AI some years ago? He wouldn't know who Cade and Gabby are.

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2 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Jer's well aware of the "climbing" aspect of social climbing. Gotta use somebody else as a ladder to get where you want to go. (see, Laredo job, procured for him by Dad; Seminary Golden Boy Position, procured for him by Jinger Duggar's social-media and tv following).

That's his superpower, I think. 

you could see this all coming with Jer & JIng moving to LA and having met with Jer and Auj roloff just prior.

Jer roloff is probably dying because he is so losing in this round of who markets their family better.

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6 hours ago, OpieTaylor said:

JerME did an Instagram story of the 3 at a chili cook-off in Malibu, and they met Simon Cowell there. I’m surprised how small Simon is. 

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Just me, but Cowell doesn't look super tiny in that picture to me. Isn't Jeremy 6'2"/6'3"? Cowell looks like an average height guy standing next to someone tall. Standing about that level is usually an indication of a 4.5-5 inch height difference, so I assume Cowell is about 5'9." (Guessing heights is one of my weirder hobbies. LOL)

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Churchhoney

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50 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Didn't Simon leave AI some years ago? He wouldn't know who Cade and Gabby are.

Yeah, but i'm sure he still responds when somebody says they know somebody from American Idol or any other show he's been that involved in. And I'm absolutely sure that Jer would mention the show and his friendship with people on it -- I mean, you know, networking 101. 

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Churchhoney

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1 hour ago, Sew Sumi said:

IIRC, Simon's split from AI was pretty acrimonious. I doubt he has any fucks to give about its contestants. He posed for a picture with some fans as far as he was concerned.

Yeah, but I haven't  said a word about what Cowell did. I'm sure he's pissed when he has to meet any fans.

I'm talking about the way I think Jeremy introduced himself. And I don't think Jer ever misses a chance to reference people he knows when he meets somebody else. Especially when the people he knows are famous (to any degree)!

And, yeah, Cowell walked off the show grumpily, but he does everything grumpily. And he wouldn't refuse to pose next to somebody because they mentioned it! He created the show -- worldwide -- after all. And he knows that since he left it's lost a lot of audience share -- which I'm sure makes him prouder than ever of what it was like when he was involved with it. 

But, again, I'm talking about Jeremy the name dropper. Not Cowell. 

Here's what Jer wrote on a photo with Cade and Gabby a while ago --" I think it’s time we are honest with all of you: @cadefoehner and @gabbybarrett_ have been giving me and @jingervuolo voice lessons for our 2020 @americanidol audition. We’ll be performing as a folk-jazz duet w/ Felicity making an appearance on the clarinet. I feel better now that I’ve let you know."

And notice what he put on the photo with Cowell this weekend: "Next step: Formal audition."

No way he didn't talk about this as he introduced himself to the guy. He fancies himself a humorist, you know! 

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Oldernowiser

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1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Yeah, but i'm sure he still responds when somebody says they know somebody from American Idol or any other show he's been that involved in. 

At this point, who doesn’t know somebody who was involved in Idol?

Besides, this is Simon Cowell, who is not known for sufferance of fools. I’m surprised he didn’t tell them to piss off.

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crazycatlady58

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1 minute ago, Oldernowiser said:

At this point, who doesn’t know somebody who was involved in Idol?

Besides, this is Simon Cowell, who is not known for sufferance of fools. I’m surprised he didn’t tell them to piss off.

Maybe he did the British version of the south's  " Well bless your heart, isn't that nice". Not sure what that would be but I bet they have one.

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Churchhoney

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13 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

At this point, who doesn’t know somebody who was involved in Idol?

Besides, this is Simon Cowell, who is not known for sufferance of fools. I’m surprised he didn’t tell them to piss off.

Well, the look on Cowell's face kind of says exactly that, doesn't it? I expect that's Cowell's go-to look for being photographed with pushy strangers. 

Jer, though, is obviously thrilled with Cade's and Gabby's teevee fame. As is Mahoney, apparently. And MacArthur. And I don't believe that Jer ever neglects to drop any name he can think of anywhere any time anyhow! 

(I don't know anybody who's made it onto Idol, though, as far as I know....So there's at least one of us out here! )

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Oldernowiser

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19 minutes ago, crazycatlady58 said:

Maybe he did the British version of the south's  " Well bless your heart, isn't that nice". Not sure what that would be but I bet they have one.

I believe it’s, “off you go.”

10 minutes ago, Churchhoney said:

I don't know anybody who's made it onto Idol, though, as far as I know....So there's at least one of us out here! )

Eh, I was thinking more along the lines of, “my cousin-in-law’s stepdaughter’s manicurist auditioned for you in Sacramento season 6!!!!” But your standards are higher. 😁

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Churchhoney

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5 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

A lot of celebrities were at the event J & J were at. The lovely Simon was actually there with his wife and son. I wonder how many other celebrities they accosted along the way.

At least it was likely a humbling experience for J & J, as I'm guessing none of the celebrities know who they are.

Something tells me Jer might still believe that he really really impressed some of those people!

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fonfereksglen

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26 minutes ago, Churchhoney said:

Well, the look on Cowell's face kind of says exactly that, doesn't it? I expect that's Cowell's go-to look for being photographed with pushy strangers. 

Jer, though, is obviously thrilled with Cade's and Gabby's teevee fame. As is Mahoney, apparently. And MacArthur. And I don't believe that Jer ever neglects to drop any name he can think of anywhere any time anyhow! 

(I don't know anybody who's made it onto Idol, though, as far as I know....So there's at least one of us out here! )

I saw AI and thought Artificial Intelligence.  So this badly aging Cowell person is responsible for Kelly Clarkson?  After seeing her pictures in Parade magazine this morning, she needs to fire her stylist immediately!

As for Jing and Jer,  he carries the prop while she is burdened with the backpack.  Typical.  

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Churchhoney

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48 minutes ago, Barb23 said:

BTW, why isn't the Rev Fancy Pants home studying? I know a person has to eat but their eating out is an all day affair.  

Because he's been promised a free degree (with cheap housing and lots of social opportunities) no matter what? (Plus, he's not actually interested in studying?) 

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Ohiopirate02

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1 hour ago, Barb23 said:

 Simon is now a judge on the show America's Got Talent.  

BTW, why isn't the Rev Fancy Pants home studying? I know a person has to eat but their eating out is an all day affair.  

He should have a 3 day weekend, so taking one of those days to have some fun seems reasonable.   It's not like her has to clean the house, or cook, or go to the grocery store, or do laundry,  etc.  

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RFP could not be painting a bigger target on his back with his fellow students. If they’re paying tuition and working their asses off while he’s spending his weekends doing the ‘gram, sucking down free food and lodging and yet magically passing...something is way off. Maybe RFP is a whole lot smarter than I give him credit for, but Greek and Latin are not easy subjects. 

We’ve seen him post with one book one time? 

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Churchhoney

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4 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Yet, we've haven't really seen evidence of a Duggar female that can cook and clean very well.

Well, they may not be very good at it.

But unlike with a lot of us other renegade women, there seems no danger they'll go off and do anything else that would take up their time. Besides, the mediocre cooking is probably more than made up for by all the  upward gazing. 😁

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Jinger lucked out with this dingleberry, didn't she? Okay hear me out: She doesn't have to stay home and do domestic chores all day, nor spit out babies by the dozens yet. She just has to be be pretty and model with her fellow fame-whore husband and pretty prop baby. Plus, she gets to be in the big city like she always dreamed of! She gets to meet celebrities and eat out! [I hope she gets to eat the food Jeremy takes pictures of, the selfish dipstick.] Probably all she could hope for in her narrow world view dreams.

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