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A client of ours had problems with her dog eating his own poop. Somebody told her to feed the dog a Fig Newton daily.  I've since googled it, and it does seem to be the solution - the figs make the poop taste even weirder than normal and they won't eat it.

 

I have always suspected that Fig Newtons taste worse than shit.  Never had any real life experience to prove it, but thanks for the validation!

 

Has your client ever tried feeding the dog Yoplait?

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Over in the "annoying" thread, I was discussing that Clearasil ad where the mom keeps walking in on her son Stephen and being shocked. Today while replaying the embedded video, I saw another Clearasil ad in the mix of suggested videos at the end, and discovered a whole cute mini story about zombies. It's a bit of a stretch, but they've got 12 hours to keep this guy's girlfriend from permanently becoming a zombie and coincidentally, his zit is gone by then, too, because Clearasil is ALL. THAT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not sure why we get both choices at the end. I looked, but couldn't find any of the other choices along the way.

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Over in the "annoying" thread, I was discussing that Clearasil ad where the mom keeps walking in on her son Stephen and being shocked. Today while replaying the embedded video, I saw another Clearasil ad in the mix of suggested videos at the end, and discovered a whole cute mini story about zombies. It's a bit of a stretch, but they've got 12 hours to keep this guy's girlfriend from permanently becoming a zombie and coincidentally, his zit is gone by then, too, because Clearasil is ALL. THAT.

 

Not sure why we get both choices at the end. I looked, but couldn't find any of the other choices along the way.

I can't believe I just watched the entire thing, including making choices LOL. After the dance party (is there a reason why all the little girls are black?)  I chose "confront Alex" instead of "dance away" & got a small scene where Milton takes a picture of Monica & the friends VO says Monica's life is ruined now & you have to choose again, so I think there's a correct choice for each scene, & if you don't pick it, they give you a small scene & make you pick the other choice.

 

While I think this is cute, I don't think it's a good advertisement because I completely forgot about Clearasil until the guy said something about his zit. 

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I can't believe I just watched the entire thing, including making choices LOL. After the dance party (is there a reason why all the little girls are black?)  I chose "confront Alex" instead of "dance away" & got a small scene where Milton takes a picture of Monica & the friends VO says Monica's life is ruined now & you have to choose again, so I think there's a correct choice for each scene, & if you don't pick it, they give you a small scene & make you pick the other choice.

I must have made the correct choice, then. I wondered about the party, too, but rewatching it, there are a couple of white girls on the back row (weirdly older than the rest)

 

The word "he" is not gender-specific. It would only be wrong if he said "she" and the chicken were male.

Really? I knew "man" (as in mankind) wasn't.

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Serious question, although it probably belongs in the grammar thread rather than here - how is "he" gender-neutral? They is gender-neutral, since it never identifies someone as either male or female.

 

In the generic sense, when the pronoun "he" is used for an unidentified person, it's considered gender-neutral.  Like, "If a customer wants to return an item, he needs to present a receipt."  It avoids the whole s/he, he or she, the awkward plural "they", or use of passive voice.

 

Interestingly, "she" is considered gender neutral when referring to a person who is in a role usually occupied by women.  Such as "If a nurse wants to advance in her career, she should attend management training."

 

Just general, generic references to a single person - not surprisingly - are covered by "he."

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In the generic sense, when the pronoun "he" is used for an unidentified person, it's considered gender-neutral.  Like, "If a customer wants to return an item, he needs to present a receipt."  It avoids the whole s/he, he or she, the awkward plural "they", or use of passive voice.

 

Interestingly, "she" is considered gender neutral when referring to a person who is in a role usually occupied by women.  Such as "If a nurse wants to advance in her career, she should attend management training."

 

Just general, generic references to a single person - not surprisingly - are covered by "he."

Right but it wasn't a generic reference: it was about a hen, which by definition would always be female. Wasn't a rooster. Although interestingly, when I googled that ad, the title of the video came up as "she just keeps sending more pictures", but the closed captioning of what the farmer says on the same site came up as "he just keeps sending more pictures". No idea where the title came from on the site in question, so it may not be official. However, now I'm guessing the line was probably supposed to be "she" but the actor was sort of mumbly so it sounds more like 'e just keeps sending and thus this whole debate was born.

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Right but it wasn't a generic reference: it was about a hen, which by definition would always be female. Wasn't a rooster. Although interestingly, when I googled that ad, the title of the video came up as "she just keeps sending more pictures", but the closed captioning of what the farmer says on the same site came up as "he just keeps sending more pictures". No idea where the title came from on the site in question, so it may not be official. However, now I'm guessing the line was probably supposed to be "she" but the actor was sort of mumbly so it sounds more like 'e just keeps sending and thus this whole debate was born.

 

Just for the record, I was only clarifying how "he" can be considered gender neutral.  I was never debating whether or not the chicken was a he or a she.  I am not qualified for that argument because I can't tell.  But if that bird is indeed a hen, then yes, the farmer is an idiot for saying "he" rather than invoking a poorly understood rule of grammar.

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The Arby's commercials are some of my favorites. The announcer is so gosh darn enthusiastic about bacon and sandwiches and sandwiches made with bacon.

You know that's Ving Rhames, right?

 

I like a fairly clever misdirect ad for Mini (Cooper) with a family looking for a park and finally arriving at an old and abandoned water park. Which is perfect, becuase the family is Tony Hawk and his sons.

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