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  1. Cobalt Stargazer

    Favorite Commercials

    I wonder how long it'll be before Sheryl's chi-chier she shed catches on fire. Her husband saying "that's wonderful news" makes me think he's already plotting.
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    The People's Court

    Also, Millennial Moron said that the girl's boyfriend was calling him saying he was going to beat him up, only he never actually beat him up (more's the pity) and was talking shit about him on social media.
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    All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    What the hell is that on the plaintiff's lower lip in the landlord case where the defendant is claiming sexual harassment? Is he chewing a toothpick or.....?
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    Miscellaneous Celebrity News

    Which would be what? Before Stan Lee passed away last year, he was accused of sexual misconduct in April. The case was just dismissed this month, even though Lee died in November. I don't know anything about Kevin Sorbo or his politics and I don't want to know, but if a court case can hang in limbo eight months after one of the respondents dies, there's an issue somewhere.
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    All Episodes Talk: All Rise

    JJ even pointed out that the plaintiff had just been attacked by the defendant's dogs, so of course she wouldn't want to go in the house with her, or be anywhere else close to where the dogs were. Hell, I thought of that too. I enjoyed the part where the plaintiff said in the hallterview that she wanted to tell every woman who lived in Clayton, North Carolina to stay away from that guy. He seemed like a nice enough guy - had on decent clothes, was well-groomed, etc....and then he opened his mouth. Yeesh.
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    The Star Wars Saga

    Saw this on Facebook, have to share it: What's the temperature inside a Tauntaun? Luke warm. *runs away*
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    "Oh HELL No!" Movie Moments That Anger Up the Blood

    But, but, but, he cheated on her! It's not like she could just divorce him or anything, he had to pay!
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    Miscellaneous Celebrity News

    Um, wow. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-ms-justin-bieber-tom-cruise-fight-20190610-story.html?fbclid=IwAR0wS_IJWARfioLViEZhxawszaErv8WSmQ7kikJzSOCreRQxDDZndqLNJJo FWIW, I'd bet on Tom. I don't care how short he is, Bieber wouldn't stand a chance.
  9. Zombies, Tilda Swinton and Chloe Sevigny. Sounds good.
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    The Marvel Cinematic Universe: The Avengers, etc.

    I would point out that Civil War ends with Steve turning out to be a liar and a hypocrite for Bucky's sake, only to have Barnes fridged (literally) once he'd served his purpose, which was to give Cap something to be sad about. I think the darker Steve we see in Infinity War would have been interesting to expand on. Whether we agree with his reasoning or not, he'd betrayed those squeaky-clean ideals he was always espousing in the previous films, and that's not even getting into what his plans might have been if someone like Zemo showed up again to bring out the Winter Soldier. One of the smaller satisfying moments in Endgame was Tony all but spitting in Steve's face when the subject of reversing the Snap was first broached, but because the movies have been so obsessed with making Rogers the good guy no matter what, we don't get to see the full measure of how it affected him to be straight out called a liar and know that it's not wrong.
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    The Marvel Cinematic Universe: The Avengers, etc.

    Of course by that logic Larson really should be replaced. Which, unless my memory is even shittier than I thought, is exactly what the non-SJWs want.
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    The Marvel Cinematic Universe: The Avengers, etc.

    They were on the same side up until the point Ross outright refused to look into the Zemo matter, which is when Tony stopped returning his calls. You're not wrong about Stark getting him involved in the first place, but that just brings up the issue of Team Cap being in Lagos without any forewarning or oversight. Given Ross' general demeanor, he might have seen that as a valid excuse to stick his nose in where it wouldn't have been invited otherwise, with or without Tony saying 'hey, you want to come lecture us about collateral damage?'
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    The Marvel Cinematic Universe: The Avengers, etc.

    But wait, there's more! https://www.screengeek.net/2019/05/07/captain-marvel-brie-larson-replacement-petition/?fbclid=IwAR32eG6UR1DdAeZBLwn73gWYAgNqevmNvrfoIdPfff0F_r904mB0XduskHU If I was a worse person than I actually am, it'd be hilarious. As it is, it's just pissing me off, because now the other trolls are getting into it.
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    All Episodes Talk: All Rise