Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[iwantcookies]

5 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

For those who may have missed a previous year’s meal:

Jill is really nutz. I wouldn’t serve that “food” to a dog. Her poor starving offspring. They don’t deserve that woman for a mother…

 

Once Hunk got his share what was left for the kids? 1 spoon of slop each.

[iwantcookies]

That looks worse than prison food. Yuck. 
 

 

[BigBingerBro]

11 minutes ago, Rootbeer said:

it looks like there are 3 pans of cheesy potato stuff.

Was that when the little kids were squirting packets of dollar-store nacho cheese into a bowl?

[iwantcookies]

22 minutes ago, farmgal4 said:

Jill called it “bean, sausage and beef soup”.  I call it inedible slop. 🤢

I call it :

food poisoning in a bowl 

[sheshark]

26 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

That looks worse than prison food. Yuck. 
 

 

I would require a knife to cut the beef.  Unless Jill is hoping to perfect her Heimlich maneuver.

Edited December 24, 2021 by sheshark

[GeeGolly]

Cooking is my least favorite chore, but when I was a stay at home mom for ten years, it was part of my job. I learned a little from my mom and the rest I just figured out. My cooking skills are basic, but I can serve a good meal for our family and for guests.

JillR and the Duggar/Bates women should al be frigging chefs by now.

[iwantcookies]

14 minutes ago, sheshark said:

I would require a knife to cut the beef.  Unless Jill is hoping to perfect her Heinrich maneuver.

You are supposed to shove the whole chunk of meat and chew loudly with your mouth wide open.

[Liddy52]

And the bread is just plopped on the table, no plate or napkin under it. And that looks to be about half of the available bread, so it must be Hunk's portion. Personally, I cannot stand drinking from a Mason jar like that. I know they were quite the rage several years back , but were very uncomfortable to me.

Just as an aside, does anyone else's autocorrect constantly change were to we're? 

 

[SJC]

2 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Considering the disgusting mess in that pot, God may have spoken to potential diners to suggest a fast is in order. 

I am suddenly feeling an urge to fast myself.

[Rootbeer]

34 minutes ago, sheshark said:

I would require a knife to cut the beef.  Unless Jill is hoping to perfect her Heimlich maneuver.

Even the carrots are not bite-size, especially for little kids.  Jill is just a lazy cook, I think, and has so little self-awareness that she actually thinks her meals look inviting.

Also, is that a spoonful of sour cream on top?  Because tossing the meat in without skimming the fat didn't make it fatty enough?

Edited December 24, 2021 by Rootbeer

[SJC]

4 minutes ago, Rootbeer said:

Jill is just a lazy cook, I think, and has so little no self-awareness so she actually thinks her meals look inviting.

There, that's better. 😉

[tabloidlover]

And she’s VERY proud of herself for cooking this slop

[galaxygirl76]

1 hour ago, Rootbeer said:

That's what I thought, too.  It seems to fit with Jill's weird need to put 'decorative' stuff on every surface.  I don't think it's a salad.  Jill probably feels the onions in the soup is enough vegetables for one meal, no need for salad.

There's full sized baby carrots in that 'soup'. Probably just dumped the whole bag in it. 

1 hour ago, farmgal4 said:

Jill called it “bean, sausage and beef soup”.  I call it inedible slop. 🤢

I call it heart attack waiting to happen soup

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

The food was burned and so much grease. Yuck. That is gonna give the HUNK diarrhea for a while. Maybe that’s his diet plan? 
 

Mmm nooooo thanks.

Still better than Plexus. 

[iwantcookies]

[galaxygirl76]

Are they going to need a whole bottle of plexus to save their gut health? 

[irisheyes]

The fact that today, when you can find a gazillion videos of easy recipes to make at home, Jill is still making that slop for her family is ridiculous. Of course, let’s be honest, one of the not-Nuries made that. But, still, it’s a reflection on how Jill has raised her daughters to be wives and homemakers. I mean, if that’s her only purpose in life, then she’s done a pretty poor job. I think it’s proof, again, that you can’t raise a bazillion kids well, even if you do keep them all home and under your thumb 24/7. There’s a limit to a parent’s time.  In all these fundie families, the ones that have stayed in the 8 kids or so range have seemed to raise kids that can function as adults (to a point), while the mega size families seem to have daughters that have no clue how to clean or cook. (Again, if that’s your goal in raising your kids, you’d think having grown daughters with diaper mountains and gray slop for soup would be embarrassing.)

[Bean421]

It just hit me, but I think she's trying to mimic a Samsung frame TV with the canvas covering them. That would be a pretty big grift for her, but it's what all the DIY influencers are pushing recently. 

[Madtown]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

That looks worse than prison food. Yuck. 
 

 

Smugger will probably have a better meal in jail, than this shit. 

[libgirl2]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Cooking is my least favorite chore, but when I was a stay at home mom for ten years, it was part of my job. I learned a little from my mom and the rest I just figured out. My cooking skills are basic, but I can serve a good meal for our family and for guests.

JillR and the Duggar/Bates women should al be frigging chefs by now.

I hate cooking and I am not good at it. I currently have a mississippi pot roast in the slow cooker. It is super easy. I buy the pre-made mashed potatoes and frozen veggies. There are only 3 of us. If we had more I would be sure to adjust. This moron has all these kids but can't  get that you have to cook for them!!@

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, sheshark said:

I would require a knife to cut the beef.  Unless Jill is hoping to perfect her Heimlich maneuver.

It’s so… shiny…

Doesn’t that woman even own a knife? Bite-sized pieces, people. Come on now, that is basic Cooking 101. And she says she “loves cooking for her family?” Sure, Jan…

[beckie]

1 hour ago, tabloidlover said:

And she’s VERY proud of herself for cooking this slop

Until I saw this, I thought I was a mediocre cook. Now I think, compared to this, I'm a gourmet chef.

[libgirl2]

Just now, beckie said:

Until I saw this, I thought I was a mediocre cook. Now I think, compared to this, I'm a gourmet chef.

I feel the same!

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Cooking is my least favorite chore, but when I was a stay at home mom for ten years, it was part of my job. I learned a little from my mom and the rest I just figured out. My cooking skills are basic, but I can serve a good meal for our family and for guests.

JillR and the Duggar/Bates women should al be frigging chefs by now.

I hate cooking and I am not good at it. I currently have a mississippi pot roast in the slow cooker. It is super easy. I buy the pre-made mashed potatoes and frozen veggies. There are only 3 of us. If we had more I would be sure to adjust. This moron has all these kids but can't  get that you have to cook for them!!@

[BigBingerBro]

If she posts these awful "special" meals, what does she cook/serve on ordinary days?  By the looks of her kids, not much is my guess...

[Zella]

7 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

If she posts these awful "special" meals, what does she cook/serve on ordinary days?  By the looks of her kids, not much is my guess...

I was wondering the same thing. If that's photo worthy, I shudder to think what isn't.

[emmawoodhouse]

What struck me when I first saw the pics last night was her PRIDE in this meal. 

Those poor kids. 

[charmed1]

3 hours ago, Rootbeer said:

Yep, and that was while Nurie was still around as I recall so that small incinerated piece of meat was meant to serve 14. But, not to worry, it looks like there are 3 pans of cheesy potato stuff.

I'm making prime rib tonight for 8 and the piece of meat is probably twice the size of that ham.

If I’m not mistaken, they had guests that day, so that piece of charred ham was supposed to serve the Rods and an additional family.

1 hour ago, tabloidlover said:

And she’s VERY proud of herself for cooking this slop

Uh…but which is which? Is that sausage, beef, or beans or all three…or none of the above? Because I thought they were black eyed peas or mushrooms or burned shallots in crisco. That looks absolutely disgusting whatever it is.

[farmgal4]

4 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

And she’s VERY proud of herself for cooking this slop

I googled bean, sausage and beef soup, and there was no recipe to be found.  That means she threw a bunch of shit in a pot, stuck a name on it and called it dinner.  The batshit crazy bitch cannot cook to save her life, which means her daughters won’t know how to cook for their families either, unless they have mother-in-laws who can teach them.  

[MargeGunderson]

Those kids are probably glad there’s not a lot of food, so that they only have to eat a little of Jill’s slop. No wonder those kids look malnourished.

[farmgal4]

2 hours ago, charmed1 said:

If I’m not mistaken, they had guests that day, so that piece of charred ham was supposed to serve the Rods and an additional family.

Uh…but which is which? Is that sausage, beef, or beans or all three…or none of the above? Because I thought they were black eyed peas or mushrooms or burned shallots in crisco. That looks absolutely disgusting whatever it is.

I think that is sausage, portioned out and rolled into balls, and fatty sausage at that; otherwise, there wouldn’t be that much grease in the skillet.  I don’t think there’s much meat in that nasty-looking concoction and from looking at David’s bowl of slop, it looks like he got most of it.  F’ing 🐖, sitting there eating like a damn pig while his kids look like starving concentration camp victims.  I’m having SEVERELY awful thoughts about BME and Shrek right now. 🤬

[BradandJanet]

1. Jill cooks something that manages to be both insufficient and disgusting.

2. She proudly posts pictures of it on her social media sites. 

3. People comment on her complete lack of self-awareness thinking that a pot of grease  is a good meal.  

4. Jill cries that she's being persecuted. 

         Suggestion to Jill: If you can't manage to put together something that looks edible, don't brag about it and plaster pictures all over the Internet. Reflect on what went wrong. 

For Kaylee's sake, I hope Jonathan wasn't there for that "meal" or if he was, he got the drowning carrot version that Davy had, not the beige slop in the pot. 

Edited December 25, 2021 by BradandJanet
grammar

[beckie]

4 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

1. Jill cooks something that manages to be both insufficient and disgusting.

2. She proudly posts pictures of it on her social media sites. 

3. People comment on her complete lack of self-awareness thinking that a pot of grease  is a good meal.  

4. Jill cries that she's being persecuted. 

         Suggestion to Jill: If you can't manage to put together something that looks edible, don't brag about it and plaster pictures all over the Internet. Reflect on what went wrong. 

For Kaylee's sake, I hope Jonathan wasn't there for that "meal" or if he was, he got the drowning carrot version that Davy had, not the beige slop in the pot. 

She has no self awareness. To her, she's ALWAYS right and people who disagree are severely persecuting her.

[awaken]

16 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Jill was so proud of this nauseating mess that she posted pictures. Here's one...

 

Haha, I showed the photos to my child and asked for their thoughts. They said “maybe it tastes good but it looks like vomit”

whole baby carrots just dumped in?

7 hours ago, Liddy52 said:

Just as an aside, does anyone else's autocorrect constantly change were to we're? 

 

YES on the we’re were. It’s so annoying and it’s a recent change!  

[lianau]

5 hours ago, charmed1 said:

If I’m not mistaken, they had guests that day, so that piece of charred ham was supposed to serve the Rods and an additional family.

Uh…but which is which? Is that sausage, beef, or beans or all three…or none of the above? Because I thought they were black eyed peas or mushrooms or burned shallots in crisco. That looks absolutely disgusting whatever it is.

To me those look like burned and drowned Brussels sprouts .

[MargeGunderson]

4 minutes ago, lianau said:

To me those look like burned and drowned Brussels sprouts .

I thought they were burned pearl onions.

[charmed1]

8 hours ago, sheshark said:

I would require a knife to cut the beef.  Unless Jill is hoping to perfect her Heimlich maneuver.

My mother would scream at the drink (is that milk?) sitting on her table without a coaster, and I have no words for the slop and half a loaf of bread (for one person!) sitting directly on the table with nothing underneath, but good god, I just noticed the amount of butter on that piece of bread! That’s enough butter to choke a horse. I think I can see a reflection in it. I’m extremely cautious about sodium because of family history, so maybe I’m overreacting, but the butter looks about as thick as the bread itself. It looks like it would taste like eating a stick of butter. If this is his regular diet, no wonder Shrek is in the physical shape he’s in.

[Ocean Chick]

And now you know why Nathan pays for so many meals out when he and Nurie visit. It’s far cheaper than paying for an ER visit after eating Jilly’s food.  
 

I hope Nurie’s MIL is reaching her how to cook decent food. 

[SJC]

3 hours ago, beckie said:

She has no self awareness. To her, she's ALWAYS right and people who disagree are severely persecuting her.

It's actually SEVERELY.  lol

[beckie]

4 hours ago, SJC said:

It's actually SEVERELY.  lol

Yah. I realized after I posted it that I hadn't capitalized SEVERELY. Lol

[LilJen]

19 hours ago, tabloidlover said:

And she’s VERY proud of herself for cooking this slop

Looks like tiny greased mice.

[Westiepeach]

Just now, LilJen said:

Looks like tiny greased mice.

That is all I can see now!

[sarasue59]

13 hours ago, charmed1 said:

My mother would scream at the drink (is that milk?) sitting on her table without a coaster, and I have no words for the slop and half a loaf of bread (for one person!) sitting directly on the table with nothing underneath, but good god, I just noticed the amount of butter on that piece of bread! That’s enough butter to choke a horse. I think I can see a reflection in it. I’m extremely cautious about sodium because of family history, so maybe I’m overreacting, but the butter looks about as thick as the bread itself. It looks like it would taste like eating a stick of butter. If this is his regular diet, no wonder Shrek is in the physical shape he’s in.

The milk is probably to help down the soup he is eating and the bread is probably to kill the taste in his mouth, lol!

[BradandJanet]

13 hours ago, charmed1 said:

My mother would scream at the drink (is that milk?) sitting on her table without a coaster, and I have no words for the slop and half a loaf of bread (for one person!) sitting directly on the table with nothing underneath, 

I believe that's the table the pastor of their church handmade for the Rods because Jill was whining that her big, godly family had no place to gather to break bread and worship in their new barndo home. Why should Jill care about protecting the finish on the wood?  It was just another grift that cost her nothing. 

[iwantcookies]

Can’t wait for the pics of SEVERELY large PILES of gifts for MAMA and $1 gifts for the kids. Limit $1 per child.

Kids get to share 1 candy bar since it’s Christmas after all.

[Rootbeer]

2 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Can’t wait for the pics of SEVERELY large PILES of gifts for MAMA and $1 gifts for the kids. Limit $1 per child.

Kids get to share 1 candy bar since it’s Christmas after all.

I'm sure Santa has arranged for the kids to compete for a single piece of candy just like the Easter egg hunt last spring where all of the kids looked for eggs, but only one got a chocolate bunny as a reward for winning.

[iwantcookies]

I should have checked Facebook lol

 

Edited December 25, 2021 by iwantcookies

[iwantcookies]

[xwordfanatik]

There isn't enough wine in the world that would get me through one of that batshit-crazy woman's parties.  I'd be SEVERELY drunk for sure.

[iwantcookies]

6 minutes ago, Rootbeer said:

I'm sure Santa has arranged for the kids to compete for a single piece of candy just like the Easter egg hunt last spring where all of the kids looked for eggs, but only one got a chocolate bunny as a reward for winning.

You are correct lol. They looked for baby Jesus. One of the girls is holding candy so very Easter like!

[iwantcookies]

[iwantcookies]

What a creepy comment!