Call me a nutter, but I really do want them to run with a “relationship” between Buddy and Nitwit. It would be a train wreck of awesome proportions. A mashup of the Titanic and the Hindenburg. All hands going down with the ship! Nitwit breathing down Buddy’s neck 24/7 trying to keep him sober and really ending up just driving him to drink. Fake kissing. Fake nudity in bed, implying sex was just had. More fake crying from Heather. More snark from Todd. Tal having to find a new place to live since Nitwit and Buddy are being gross all over the house. Imma die laughing just thinking about it.