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  1. Doesn’t Dove show women of all body types? That in itself would be enough to set Jill off - women of color, larger body types, women with short hair, etc. Dont you know that only slim white women should be selling stuff? 😎
  2. The thing that gets me with the ad of Twit’s over-the-too wailing is that if Twit had EVER shown her love for her mom over the last 10 years, she would know that Babs knows she loves her. Instead we’ve had 10 years of Twit demanding her parents shower HER with proof of love. when my mom was dying I didn’t have to wail like a banshee because I knew she knew I loved her.
  3. And now you know why Nathan pays for so many meals out when he and Nurie visit. It’s far cheaper than paying for an ER visit after eating Jilly’s food. I hope Nurie’s MIL is reaching her how to cook decent food.
  4. JillyRod will insist on taking the baby out with her just so she can post about all the people who assume she’s the mom and who fall over in a dead faint when she tells them shes the Grandma. 🙄
  5. Wow! Those breakout sessions! Ministry wives. Widows. Mothers. Teens. I wonder which group she’d put someone like Jana Dugger? Or the Malley girls before they got married? Or Stephenovah’s daughters?
  6. My parents were married for over 56 years. I don’t think my dad ever went shopping with my mom. Shopping just wasn’t his thing. My brother-in-law, on the other hand, seems to love shopping more than my sister. But he doesn’t do much grocery shopping. Jill’s an idiot.
  7. I have to say I think Tessie is the best looking of all the girls. Maybe because she doesn’t have makeup troweled on inches deep? Yet? She’s got a great smile.
  8. The food is probably enough for Jill, Shrek and Janessa. Jill will tell all y’all unwashed heathens that the older children, especially the girls, were voluntarily fasting. But don’t worry - there’s enough pineapple for everybody to have a bite.
  9. I wonder if the other girls will get wedding dresses of their own, or if they’ll be expected to re-use Nurie’s hand-me-down one.
  10. I wonder if after the wedding poor second class Kaylee will move up from (and Kaylee) to plain old Kaylee. She won’t know how to handle the sudden promotion, I’m sure.
  11. Sillies. Jill doesn’t have to worry about the cost of dog food. That poor dog will exist solely on human food dropped on the floor by the boys.
  12. Please! This is the woman who kisses her cats on the mouth. Probably right after they’ve cleaned their hinnies. The woman who made out with a glacier. The woman who puts some really disgusting things (pasta mixed with mayo and shredded cheese anyone?) in her mouth. You think a little bit of hay would stop her?
  13. I can imagine them following Nathan and Nurie, expecting Nathan to buy them a big ole house in Florida just like his folks’. Even if they have to share the house with Nathan and Nurie, it’d still be a step up from what they have now. And I’m sure she’ll expect his family to help out with money. After all, they’ll be part of the Keller family now. Can’t have part of the family living in poverty now, can we? Nice that they have this house to sell that they got for free. It’ll all be profit for them.
  14. The “we” who are lucky that Twit has Susan are those people (Tal, Todd and Heather) who no longer have to do those vile jobs in order to appear on tv.
  15. I’m sure Jill is hoping for a rock the size of Gibraltar for Nurie. Which Nurie will then trade for her mama’s ring, the way we’ll trainef girls do. And our Jill will be so shocked and awed when Nurie makes this request. And “Nurie” will claim online that she did this because her parents have the most loving and awesome marriage in the history of marriage, and she hopes by wearing her mana’s ring that that will make her marriage halfway as awesome.
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