Sweet Fellowship: Duggars and Friends (aka the Bates Family and Other Featured Families Thread)

[McManda]

4 hours ago, Fuzzysox said:

 

Nathan looks so much better now that his ache has cleared up.

Nah, Jill has facetuned that photo to make both Nathan and Nurie look better. Reddit had the unedited photo (which is apparently still in Jill's insta in a different post) and they both have skin texture. (As they should. They're humans.) But Nathan's skin hasn't really cleared up, I don't think.

[galaxychaser]

Nathan’s skin was fixed by photoshop Jill. 

[lookeyloo]

I remember from the way back days when Luci Johnson got married to Patrick Nugent (this was the 60s) and the joke was about a TV reporter, Gabe Pressman, and the joke was "This is Gabe Pressman from the foot of the bed" and I can see JillR doing the same thing, posting "this is Nurie and Nathan's Love nest where babies will be made", etc.

[Picture It. Sicily]

18 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Nathan’s skin was fixed by photoshop Jill. 

Very obvious photoshop

[Westiepeach]

I hate the "thumbs up" thing that the Future Mr. Nurie seems to do in so many photos...

[Future Cat Lady]

26 minutes ago, lookeyloo said:

I remember from the way back days when Luci Johnson got married to Patrick Nugent (this was the 60s) and the joke was about a TV reporter, Gabe Pressman, and the joke was "This is Gabe Pressman from the foot of the bed" and I can see JillR doing the same thing, posting "this is Nurie and Nathan's Love nest where babies will be made", etc.

Maybe she'll show us the bloody sheets to emphasize how pure Nurie was.  

[galaxychaser]

14 minutes ago, Future Cat Lady said:

Maybe she'll show us the bloody sheets to emphasize how pure Nurie was.  

Severely bloody sheets 

I sadly see Jill doing that

[Picture It. Sicily]

I wonder of she's like TI, having the gyno check the daughters' hymens and report back to her andDavid  every year?

[Future Cat Lady]

12 minutes ago, Picture It. Sicily said:

I wonder of she's like TI, having the gyno check the daughters' hymens and report back to her andDavid  every year?

I doubt they go to any doctor for the kids in general, specially a gynecologist for their virgin daughters.

But seriously, what happens if the girl doesn't bleed or have any serious pain on her first time? Does the guy doubts her "purity"?

Edited April 25, 2020 by Future Cat Lady

[BradandJanet]

3 hours ago, Future Cat Lady said:

But seriously, what happens if the girl doesn't bleed or have any serious pain on her first time? Does the guy doubts her "purity"?

Probably. Both the males and the females work on limited information. Maybe the word gets around to tell the brides to cry out to make it all seem right. 

Marginally related, but the wonderful Netflix series "Unorthodox," about a young, ultra-conservative, Hasidic woman, shows how these clueless wedding nights can go really wrong.  

Edited April 26, 2020 by BradandJanet
Can't get the punctuation right

[Sew Sumi]

I'm sure there will be plenty of pain. I can't imagine foreplay being much more than a few kisses before the clothes come off.

[galaxychaser]

I just hope she doesn’t get pregnant with twins within a month of marriage 

[galaxychaser]

Mostly I want to see how will Nuri and Mama decorate her new love nest!

[Sew Sumi]

13 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Mostly I want to see how will Mama decorate [Nurie's] new love nest!

FTFY. 🤣

Edited April 25, 2020 by Sew Sumi

[Jynnan tonnix]

19 hours ago, lookeyloo said:

But the joys of youth he will be ready again in another minute 

But Nurie may not be. She likely wouldn't even get a chance first time around. Then again, at their age and level of frustration, I suppose hand and *gasp* elbow sex is pretty arousing.

[lookeyloo]

8 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

But Nurie may not be. She likely wouldn't even get a chance first time around. Then again, at their age and level of frustration, I suppose hand and *gasp* elbow sex is pretty arousing.

I wonder what JillR is telling her. Just lie there and think Of England?  

[Jynnan tonnix]

11 minutes ago, lookeyloo said:

I wonder what JillR is telling her. Just lie there and think Of England?  

Probably just Jesus...I have a feeling that way too many fundie girls are brought up first and foremost to see themselves as brides of Christ (yeah, I know the wording itself tends to be more Catholic, but still...), and while "worldly" sex within heterosexual marriage might be presented as a beautiful, spiritual thing, I doubt that it's supposed to be on any even remotely similar plane to a relationship with Jesus. It would probably feel like a horrible sin to these people were they to find sex diverting enough to keep them from prayer on any level 

[drafan]

2 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

I hate the "thumbs up" thing that the Future Mr. Nurie seems to do in so many photos...

Agree. Makes him look even more like Ed Grimley when he got excited about "The Wheel".

[sixlets]

This will be the tackiest wedding of 2020.  We can't have Corona take this away from us.  We have suffered enough.  Winston Churchill has one of my favorite quotes (and it applies to Jill as a bonus).

 

[Sew Sumi]

1 hour ago, drafan said:

Agree. Makes him look even more like Ed Grimley when he got excited about "The Wheel".

Ed Grimley! I knew Nate reminded me of someone. 😂

[BigBingerBro]

4 minutes ago, sixlets said:

This will be the tackiest wedding of 2020. 

Given JRod's decoration style, I'm sure they will clear out a Dollar Tree in order to adorn every bare inch of the venue.  I just wonder if they are planning to serve food....

[BradandJanet]

1 minute ago, BigBingerBro said:

Given JRod's decoration style, I'm sure they will clear out a Dollar Tree in order to adorn every bare inch of the venue.  I just wonder if they are planning to serve food....

Food costs money. The point of the wedding is to receive gifts. Jill loves gifts. 

[galaxychaser]

Each guest will probably dream of getting a chicken leg and some cake. 
 

In reality one tic tac and half a mini cupcake!

[Totally]

9 hours ago, Fuzzysox said:

From that one picture it looks like a foreclosuer home that took a beating from a storm?

Nathan looks so much better now that his ache has cleared up.

And I bet they can't wait for that all important "intimate touching" once they push Jill out of the way from her pushy picture taking. 

I thought there was a filter on the photo, they both look to have too flawless skin 

[awaken]

5 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Probably. Both the males and the females work on limited information. Maybe the word gets around to tell the brides to cry out to make it all seem right. 

Marginally related, but the wonderful Netflix series "Unorthodox," about a young, ultra-conservative, Hasidic woman, shows how these clueless wedding nights can go really wrong.  

Just watched that, and had to read the book. Excellent, thought-provoking series. 

[Lady Edith]

What I would like to know is, after a lifetime of being told that sex is a grievous sin (outside of marriage) and that their bodies are evil and dirty and lead to men sinning, how can these women even WANT to have sex, let alone enjoy it?  And the thought of knowing that all 1,000 people at the wedding are thinking about YOUR pending sex life while you are still in church makes me all squicked out.  

[galaxychaser]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Jill tracks Nuris cycle and planned the wedding so Nuri gets pregnant on the wedding night. 

Michelle had a board to conceive her blessings maybe Jill has one too.  For herself and now Nurikins. 
 

 

[sondraK]

Maybe a board might give the happy couple a few days of peace.Gotta conceive that latest blessing!

[Churchhoney]

12 hours ago, lookeyloo said:

I wonder what JillR is telling her. Just lie there and think Of England?  

Lie there and think of the KJV. 

[Rabbittron]

7 hours ago, Lady Edith said:

What I would like to know is, after a lifetime of being told that sex is a grievous sin (outside of marriage) and that their bodies are evil and dirty and lead to men sinning, how can these women even WANT to have sex, let alone enjoy it?  And the thought of knowing that all 1,000 people at the wedding are thinking about YOUR pending sex life while you are still in church makes me all squicked out.  

To fundies this is normal. 

[Sew Sumi]

Prissy tries to speak 

eta part 2

 

Edited April 26, 2020 by Sew Sumi

[galaxychaser]

The baby voice is barf inducing.

Her IQ is in single digits?

How many kids they have?

[Sew Sumi]

New baby will be 5.

[GeeGolly]

Oh my. Prissy. 

[emma675]

It's amazing how much David and Priscilla look alike. If I didn't know they were married I'd assume they were brother and sister.

[Zella]

26 minutes ago, emma675 said:

It's amazing how much David and Priscilla look alike. If I didn't know they were married I'd assume they were brother and sister.

Or clones.

[Sew Sumi]

I don't know how pendantic David puts up with her.

[PikaScrewChu]

31 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

I don't know how pendantic David puts up with her.

She serves her purpose well. She gets pregnant easily and will have a litter of children once she hits menopause. Not much work to prove how manly TFDW is!

[Oldernowiser]

Wow. Just wow.

Simpering simpleton.

[CalicoKitty]

She home schools??!

[Sew Sumi]

9 minutes ago, CalicoKitty said:

She home schools??!

Sadly, yes.

[FizzyPuff]

Priscilla is the exact type of person I imagine when I think of someone in a cult. 

[Sew Sumi]

5 minutes ago, PuffinFizz said:

Priscilla is the exact type of person I imagine when I think of someone in a cult. 

She's bought into the indoctrination even more than Anna. That's saying something.

[sondraK]

They're going with P names for the boys.I'm going to guess Peter,another disciple name

[Sew Sumi]

Yeah, Peter's my guess as well. 

[ginger90]

 

[DangerousMinds]

Gahhhhhh!

[Minivanessa]

So Jill's saying on social media, that sometimes she has to take a break from social media? 

Promises, promises. . . . 🤣🤣🤣

[Oldernowiser]

Hey, Jill? STFU.

[louannems]

3 hours ago, PuffinFizz said:

Priscilla is the exact type of person I imagine when I think of someone in a cult. 

This is my gateway to Princilla!  Enjoy!