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No matter what she is wearing, she is trash. Sorry to go off topic but just wanted to let you all know that as of yesterday morning, after 15 months of hell, I am cancer free. 

ReadMeLattice
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Well, guess they don't share a birthday...my baby girl was born on the 4th around midnight. 7 pounds :) 

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Holy shitballs! This bitch's selfishness and ego knows no bounds. Like Jo and Javi are just going to say " Sure. Go ahead and change my son's last name to yours". And, I seriously doubt Chris will wan

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CaliforniaLove

CaliforniaLove

56 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

She probably ran into a smiling Javi and Briana somewhere in DE and has to prove how upset she's not. 

I'm not so sure...she's not going to bed now, she didn't say "soooooo fuckkkking happpppppppppyyyyyyyyy", and there are no emojis. Maybe she's truly happy with her new girlfriend & is drama free. LMAAAAAOOOOOO, I'M going to bed now.

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

1 hour ago, druzy said:

What is this code for?

She got her asshole bleached? She found out Jenelle and UBT were fired? 

I guess she wasn't so happy when Isaac was born. Lincoln's birth obviously didn't make her as happy as whatever happened to her today that she needed to post about it. I hate comments like these. It makes it seem whatever happened in your life before, never reached the level of happiness as much as what made you happy today to the point that it beats out everything else ever. Fucking scum bag. 

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guilfoyleatpp

guilfoyleatpp

12 hours ago, Mkay said:

Kail was just on Instagram live talking about bleaching her a** again.  She says it’s not for anyone but for herself because she’s insecure.  I call BS Kail.  I can’t stand her more and more every day. 

like legit, who can see their anus? I get being insecure about your boobs or your double chin, but your pooper? How? 

9 hours ago, Mkay said:

She went and got a shirt identical to Leah’s. 

 

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Those veneers gave her an overbite. 

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SPLAIN

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26 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

like legit, who can see their anus? I get being insecure about your boobs or your double chin, but your pooper? How? 

Those veneers gave her an overbite. 

Karl is lightening her asshole because: 

1) she has likely watched so much porn or seen enough assholes that she felt a lighter shade of brown was more attractive for hers;

2) she was told by one (or more) of her many lovers that her asshole is one dark ugly cavern;

3) she wants a better looking asshole since bending over is what she does best and is the only thing she is good at, apparently, and needs to make sure her lovers have something good to look at while they are back there.

Those veneers remind me of Jim Carrey's teeth as Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color:

 

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ReadMeLattice

ReadMeLattice

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14 hours ago, ghoulina said:

When did that crushed velvet crap come back into style????

It's in all the stores, or at least it was a month ago when I went shopping. What a horrendous trend to bring back. 

11 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

She looks like a an adult film star  being interviewed by Howard Stern.

Porn stars are generally attractive, though. Howard would not approve. 

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Scarlett45

Scarlett45

12 minutes ago, druzy said:

These Teen Moms are in for a reality check when the show is cancelled and they no longer have a crew fetching them Starbucks and inflating their egos.

I think the grey peplum top and black ankle pants is a GREAT look for her. The top gives her hips (which she lacks) and the ankle pants show off her long toned legs. The hair isn’t my taste but she looks NORMAL here. 

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Tatum

Tatum

1 hour ago, druzy said:

These Teen Moms are in for a reality check when the show is cancelled and they no longer have a crew fetching them Starbucks and inflating their egos.

Kail probably should have asked the girl standing right next to her to move to the end of the row, or at least not stand sideways. The two right next to each other is a contrast Kail would probably not like highlighted.

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Bridget

Bridget

3 hours ago, Tatum said:

Kail probably should have asked the girl standing right next to her to move to the end of the row, or at least not stand sideways. The two right next to each other is a contrast Kail would probably not like highlighted.

It's Lindsie Chrisley, y'all. I wonder what Papa Todd would have to say about his daughter being associated with Kail?!?! Actually, I'd love to hear what Todd thinks about ALL of the teen moms, both from the OG and 2 series!

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guilfoyleatpp

guilfoyleatpp

12 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Karl is lightening her asshole because: 

1) she has likely watched so much porn or seen enough assholes that she felt a lighter shade of brown was more attractive for hers;

2) she was told by one (or more) of her many lovers that her asshole is one dark ugly cavern;

3) she wants a better looking asshole since bending over is what she does best and is the only thing she is good at, apparently, and needs to make sure her lovers have something good to look at while they are back there.

 

Two things come to mind from your comments..

1) That line from The Office where Meredith opines that in her opinion "guys are more interested in the back of you."

2) My personal opinion is that I wouldn't want to make my anus a more attractive target for suitors. Just personal preference. I know Brianna would disagree.

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Maharincess

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I don't know where to put this and I don't know if anybody even gives a shit. I was watching The Challenge reunion on MTV last night and Javi was at the bar where they had the after party.  I've heard rumors that people from the Teen Mom shows may be on a future Challenge season but I hope it's not true. It figures if it is true though that Javi would be the first one to sign up. 

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Tatum

Tatum

37 minutes ago, Maharincess said:

I don't know where to put this and I don't know if anybody even gives a shit. I was watching The Challenge reunion on MTV last night and Javi was at the bar where they had the after party.  I've heard rumors that people from the Teen Mom shows may be on a future Challenge season but I hope it's not true. It figures if it is true though that Javi would be the first one to sign up. 

Hahahaha, these clowns would last less than A DAY doing those crazy ass challenges.

 

Although that would be an interesting dynamic. While TM participants might be looked down on for being, you know, them, they make WAY more money than even the higher paid challenge regulars, who have to jump through all kinds of hoops to get that.  I always wondered if there was any resentment among the Challenge people that they are by far the lowest paid participants and the least well know yet on the longest running show. Laguna Beach, Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, The Hills, all ran circles around them when it came to paychecks and notoriety.

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Maharincess

Maharincess

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1 hour ago, Tatum said:

Hahahaha, these clowns would last less than A DAY doing those crazy ass challenges.

 

Although that would be an interesting dynamic. While TM participants might be looked down on for being, you know, them, they make WAY more money than even the higher paid challenge regulars, who have to jump through all kinds of hoops to get that.  I always wondered if there was any resentment among the Challenge people that they are by far the lowest paid participants and the least well know yet on the longest running show. Laguna Beach, Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, The Hills, all ran circles around them when it came to paychecks and notoriety.

I know that next season of the Challenge will have some people from Big Brother on it which is going to be really weird. And Johnny Bananas is going to be on the U.S version of Celebrity Big Brother. 

These days The Challenge is the only show I watch on MTV. I quit the Teen Moms two seasons ago and just keep up here. 

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Mkay

Mkay

15 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Karl is lightening her asshole because: 

1) she has likely watched so much porn or seen enough assholes that she felt a lighter shade of brown was more attractive for hers;

2) she was told by one (or more) of her many lovers that her asshole is one dark ugly cavern;

3) she wants a better looking asshole since bending over is what she does best and is the only thing she is good at, apparently, and needs to make sure her lovers have something good to look at while they are back there.

Those veneers remind me of Jim Carrey's teeth as Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color:

 

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Yes!! Fire Marshall Bill is exactly who she looks like.  Hahahaha

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gunderda

gunderda

On 11/28/2017 at 3:56 PM, ghoulina said:

When did that crushed velvet crap come back into style????

it's weird.. and all i can think about is how much cat hair would stick to that crap... so thank god i'm too old to wear it.

2 hours ago, Maharincess said:

I don't know where to put this and I don't know if anybody even gives a shit. I was watching The Challenge reunion on MTV last night and Javi was at the bar where they had the after party.  I've heard rumors that people from the Teen Mom shows may be on a future Challenge season but I hope it's not true. It figures if it is true though that Javi would be the first one to sign up. 

nooooo we want it to be true so we can see them get their asses crushed by the challenge people!!!! 

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Uncle JUICE

Uncle JUICE

16 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Karl is lightening her asshole because: 

1) she has likely watched so much porn or seen enough assholes that she felt a lighter shade of brown was more attractive for hers;

2) she was told by one (or more) of her many lovers that her asshole is one dark ugly cavern;

3) she wants a better looking asshole since bending over is what she does best and is the only thing she is good at, apparently, and needs to make sure her lovers have something good to look at while they are back there.

Those veneers remind me of Jim Carrey's teeth as Fire Marshall Bill on In Living Color:

 

Real talk: in history there's never been a dude who was about to go for anal and then said "Eh, that's a little too dark for my taste, I don't think I'm going to continue." Seriously. Not one. I speak for all mean, ever. I'm sure there's some issues that have stopped a guy from wanting to go for the butt on a particular occasion, but this isn't on the list. 

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Maharincess

Maharincess

1 hour ago, gunderda said:

it's weird.. and all i can think about is how much cat hair would stick to that crap... so thank god i'm too old to wear it.

nooooo we want it to be true so we can see them get their asses crushed by the challenge people!!!! 

I would pay damn good money to see Javi or any of these guys take on CT.  I can't think offhand of which female I'd want to take on Jenelle though. 

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SPLAIN

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2 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Real talk: in history there's never been a dude who was about to go for anal and then said "Eh, that's a little too dark for my taste, I don't think I'm going to continue." Seriously. Not one. I speak for all mean, ever. I'm sure there's some issues that have stopped a guy from wanting to go for the butt on a particular occasion, but this isn't on the list. 

I never pointed out that any guy didn't want to do anal on her because of the color of the area around her anus. I commented she was likely told by one of her many lovers that her butthole was too dark. I didn't get into details or specifics, now. LOL  So, allow me to get into those specifics. I can see Karl asking her lover or one of her friends if her butthole is too dark or if the area around her anus looks attractive. I can see her prodding for an honest answer, "Just tell me, damnit! Is it too dark? Yes?" This topic is gross. Just like Karl.

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Uncle JUICE

Uncle JUICE

7 minutes ago, SPLAIN said:

I never pointed out that any guy didn't want to do anal on her because of the color of the area around her anus. I commented she was likely told by one of her many lovers that her butthole was too dark. I didn't get into details or specifics, now. LOL  So, allow me to get into those specifics. I can see Karl asking her lover or one of her friends if her butthole is too dark or if the area around her anus looks attractive. I can see her prodding for an honest answer, "Just tell me, damnit! Is it too dark? Yes?" This topic is gross. Just like Karl.

I'm just pointing out that the reason can't be because of something some partner told her in the moment, I think the porn thing is the mostlikely answer. And I think now I've talked enough about Kailyn's anus now :). 

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TimeToCancelTM

17 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

I'm just pointing out that the reason can't be because of something some partner told her in the moment, I think the porn thing is the mostlikely answer. And I think now I've talked enough about Kailyn's anus now :). 

I dont think this basic bitch watches porn...to be honest, i think shes such a fat lazy ho..that she probably just bends over, pulls her dirty ass panties to the side and fucks whoever will give it to her.... porn stars put more work into it...i cant see this lazy bitch doing anything besides tweeting, and talking shit about all her babydaddies...

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Fosca

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On the topic of men's opinions on women's anatomy, here's an article I read recently that gives an explanation of what might be happening.  And it's not about the moment; it's afterwards.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/16/style/my-vagina-is-terrific-your-opinion-about-it-is-not.html

 

I suspect Kail currently sleeps with people who are happy to comment on her body, so she needs to make sure it fits their requirements.  Did she get all that butt surgery while only with Javi, or after she had started sleeping with other people?  I don't see Javi wanting her to reconstruct herself for him; he always struck me as completely ecstatic that she would sleep with him at all.  But I wonder if this is trying to get Chris back, in some way.

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SPLAIN

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2 hours ago, Fosca said:

On the topic of men's opinions on women's anatomy, here's an article I read recently that gives an explanation of what might be happening.  And it's not about the moment; it's afterwards.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/16/style/my-vagina-is-terrific-your-opinion-about-it-is-not.html

 

I suspect Kail currently sleeps with people who are happy to comment on her body, so she needs to make sure it fits their requirements.  Did she get all that butt surgery while only with Javi, or after she had started sleeping with other people?  I don't see Javi wanting her to reconstruct herself for him; he always struck me as completely ecstatic that she would sleep with him at all.  But I wonder if this is trying to get Chris back, in some way.

Karl had the surgery after the separation. I do agree with you on your assessment. I can see Karl asking her partners to comment on her looks, as I mentioned above. She has had so much plastic surgery so, of course she cares how others view her. Aside from wanting to hear she is a great mother, she also needs to hear from people she has the best ass, the best teeth, great breasts, and a butthole that matches the rest of her skin tone. The Chris comment has me thinking if maybe during a conversation he happened to mention something about Karl's dark hole or the topic was brought up somehow and when pressed about it, Chris likely said he finds that sort of thing appealing or said something disgusting about his girlfriend's ass and it got Karl to thinking about her own ass.

Re that article, that does happen far too often. We had this discussion with the vaginal rejuvenation topic and it seems it needs to be repeated.

I do realize if someone wants sex, they aren't going to care about a cute labia or a bleached butthole.  As much as I respect your opinions and male point-of-view @Uncle JUICE, there are people who will chastise a partner about their body, as the article above points out. Some people have warped ideas as to what a labia should look like or how they wish it would look like something they have seen elsewhere. They may compare a previous partner to their current partner. A couple could be watching porn and one partner could use the opportunity to hint to their partner about getting implants. A partner could comment on how a actor/actress has a desirable body part. They may not say it to encourage their partner to get surgery, but the partner may begin to feel inadequate and begin to question if they are desirable to their partner. Some people may find a way to let their partner know how their body could look better. Some could share their ideas as to what certain body parts should look like without restraint. Some could be sly and manipulative in how they get their message across. One analogy is how David told Jenelle how she doesn't need to be using any birth control. When she gave her reasons as to why she likes her birth control, he then changed it to how could she even think about having something "so weird" inside of her. Each time he pressed the issue by using a different spin on it. Change that to someone who insists why their partner should look into getting some kind of plastic surgery and how it would benefit them. It can be a mental game.

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I'm just pointing out that the reason can't be because of something some partner told her in the moment,

Why not?  She or her partner could have brought up the topic during the heat of the moment. I won't even give an example, but let's just say dirty sex talk and all that sort of thing.

I am so over this topic. Really. Karl, go get your butt bleached. I hope you get third degree burns.

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gunderda

gunderda

14 hours ago, Maharincess said:

I would pay damn good money to see Javi or any of these guys take on CT.  I can't think offhand of which female I'd want to take on Jenelle though. 

Neesa- for sure.  I can't say how tough she is, I haven't watched too my challenges with her on it but I know she'd knock Jenelle down about 20 pegs with her mouth though. 

And HOW in the world did Javi land Madison??? That just blows my mind.  I totally forgot he was with her until I saw the Challenge reunion behind the scenes last night. 

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teapot

teapot

On ‎11‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 6:20 PM, GreatKazu said:

the statements were untrue and caused her to lose employment. In the eyes of the public, Jenelle cannot be trusted due to the false statement made by Kanal. 

One defense to libel/defamation is opinion. If Kanal, Randy, or Chelsea makes a statement of opinion as opposed to fact, the statement may not support a cause of action for defamation.

Farrah would probably say that they're "having hate crimes" against the Easons.

16 hours ago, gunderda said:

 

nooooo we want it to be true so we can see them get their asses crushed by the challenge people!!!! 

you guys, they *can't.*  they're all *moms*, so they wouldn't leave their precious babies for months to go get drunk & pummel strangers with foam mallets and things, right...????

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Bblack3

Bblack3

23 hours ago, Maharincess said:

I don't know where to put this and I don't know if anybody even gives a shit. I was watching The Challenge reunion on MTV last night and Javi was at the bar where they had the after party.  I've heard rumors that people from the Teen Mom shows may be on a future Challenge season but I hope it's not true. It figures if it is true though that Javi would be the first one to sign up. 

I posted a while back that I wish David would get knocked out by CT, but David would never do a Challenge, he only fights women.

Camilla would be a perfect opponent to Janelle. I can't stand her, but they seem about the same size, which Jenelle would think she could take her, but Camilla always seems to pull out the win! It'd be the only time I would ever root for a Camilla win. Hell it could be Camilla's redemption for being so horrible this past show. 

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MyPeopleAreNordic

MyPeopleAreNordic

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I know everyone else would love to see these girls on The Challenge, but I would pay to see these girls and some of the supporting cast members of TM/TMOG in a house situation like "Rock of Love," "Flavor of Love," "Charm School," and "I Love Money" with some of the cast members from those shows.   Some of those chicks from RoL and FoL would beat Kail's and Jenelle's behinds twenty seconds after meeting them. 

(PS- I consider that era of Vh1's CelebReality to be the "golden age" of reality TV. Surely Brett Michaels needs some extra cash and RoL can make a come back?)

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

53 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Did Javi & Brianna announce that they're engaged? Did Chris Lopez do something untoward against Kail on social media? I'm asking because I just saw a headline that there was a 4.4 magnitude earthquake on the East Coast that originated near Dover, DE...

Check her Twitter. Do you see several laughing emojis and any comments about her going to bed? 

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Mkay

Mkay

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1 hour ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Did Javi & Brianna announce that they're engaged? Did Chris Lopez do something untoward against Kail on social media? I'm asking because I just saw a headline that there was a 4.4 magnitude earthquake on the East Coast that originated near Dover, DE...

Hulk got mad. Hulk Smash when angry.  It caused an earthquake. 

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