Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

I remember Carmindy from “What Not To Wear” putting white pencil in the corners and not blending it.  I think it looks terrible.  Unfinished looking.

[MargeGunderson]

5 hours ago, toodywoody said:

Why does Brianna's boobs look like she is 80 years old?

I think it’s only a (short) matter of time before her boobs and butt meet in the middle.

[CaliforniaLove]

OMG, I HATE to say this, but when it comes down to it, while she doesn't have room to say anything, I am completely #TeamKail when it comes to this Javi/Brianna bullshit. While Kail deserves a huge slice of humble pie, fuck "Javianna" & their matching burgundy fancy clothes, and "King/Queen" lame ass sweatshirts. They are the true definition of "trying too hard". They can go fuck themselves. 

Chris Lopez's girlfriend is a billion times out of his league in the looks department. 

[galaxychaser]

19 hours ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

Amen @GreatKazu ! 

Also wanted to post this pic of young Kail. I don't think it's been posted yet. I think Isaac and little soapy look a lot like her. 

 

Jeez even as a kid she was homely.  I know I'm horrible. 

[GreatKazu]

11 hours ago, toodywoody said:

Why does Brianna's boobs look like she is 80 years old?

To match her cooch. 

Edited December 12, 2017 by GreatKazu

[BitterApple]

Isaac didn't start getting cute until he was around 4-ish. I'm still holding out hope for Lux. He just has to outgrow the Kail genes.

I can't really condemn Kail for being petty when Brianna and Javi are the biggest famewhoring stunt queens on the planet. 

[SPLAIN]

Kail doesn't have to sink to their level, but that is where she chooses to be. She is the one who once tweeted she didn't want to know about her ex and what he was doing in his private life. By interjecting her pettiness, she is showing she is truly bothered by what Javi does and with whom. She is also showing she follows his every move. Not because she loves Javi. It is because she enjoyed Javi still wanting her fat ass. When he posted photos with his previous girlfriend as they enjoyed activities, there was Kail interjecting her comments about how they used to do those same activities. When Javi posted a photo of his watch, Kail had to comment about gifting him that watch and he must still want her. Delusional puta.

A young mother of three should have no time to be petty. Her ass should be caring for her three children, one of whom she just gave birth to a few months ago. Her focus and priorities are fucked.

[Tatum]

6 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Kail doesn't have to sink to their level, but that is where she chooses to be. She is the one who once tweeted she didn't want to know about her ex and what he was doing in his private life. By interjecting her pettiness, she is showing she is truly bothered by what Javi does and with whom. She is also showing she follows his every move. Not because she loves Javi. It is because she enjoyed Javi still wanting her fat ass. When he posted photos with his previous girlfriend as they enjoyed activities, there was Kail interjecting her comments about how they used to do those same activities. When Javi posted a photo of his watch, Kail had to comment about gifting him that watch and he must still want her. Delusional puta.

A young mother of three should have no time to be petty. Her ass should be caring for her three children, one of whom she just gave birth to a few months ago. Her focus and priorities are fucked.

This is why I think Kail is not that smart. She obviously really cares about what people think about her, and feels like by taking shots at Javi and Bri and by loudly and frequently proclaiming she doesn't care, she's somehow making herself look better and smarter than them. But if she would just ignore them and go about her business, she would look a thousand times more mature and confident. She doesn't have to actually be more mature, she just has to appear that way by not engaging. But she can't manage it.

 

She badly miscalculates when trying to do her own PR, probably because her basis is poorly educated, immature, social media fans.

[Scarlett45]

6 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Kail doesn't have to sink to their level, but that is where she chooses to be. She is the one who once tweeted she didn't want to know about her ex and what he was doing in his private life. By interjecting her pettiness, she is showing she is truly bothered by what Javi does and with whom. She is also showing she follows his every move. Not because she loves Javi. It is because she enjoyed Javi still wanting her fat ass. When he posted photos with his previous girlfriend as they enjoyed activities, there was Kail interjecting her comments about how they used to do those same activities. When Javi posted a photo of his watch, Kail had to comment about gifting him that watch and he must still want her. Delusional puta.

A young mother of three should have no time to be petty. Her ass should be caring for her three children, one of whom she just gave birth to a few months ago. Her focus and priorities are fucked.

I know. For someone as narrastic as Kailyn she has NO PRIDE. When it comes to Javi’s social media presence she should ignore it unless it relates to Lincoln/Issac and then a “like” or neutral comment is all she needs, for example, “the boys are having so much fun!”  The. End. 

 

Kailyn is just bitter because Chris Lopez isn’t interested and her fall back guy (Javi) is having fun with Briana. 

[GreatKazu]

Agree @Tatum and @Scarlett45. 

Kail is definitely bitter and miserable. She has no one to want her. As you pointed out Scarlett, there is no more Javi to fall back on. And the thing is, it isn't even because of Briana. Kail pushed him away long ago with her nasty behavior and because she thought she had Chris in her back pocket. Javi finally got the hint and moved on. 

The more attention she gives to Javi and Briana, the more she feeds into it. It's a bait game by Briana and Kail falls for it. That shows how stupid she is. 

[Tatum]

Just now, GreatKazu said:

 

The more attention she gives to Javi and Briana, the more she feeds into it. It's a bait game by Briana and Kail falls for it. That shows how stupid she is. 

I knew this girl in high school who got dumped by a guy she was casually dating and she was really, really out for revenge. She pulled a series of escalating "pranks" on the ex (mainly revolving around vandalizing his car and making up disturbing rumors about his sexual habits around school). Her friends could have pulled her aside and told her that her behavior was seriously unhinged and she was making herself look worse, but they in fact egged her on because they thought it was funny.

That is what these stupid girls don't get- these fans on social media as well as the producers on this show are encouraging these girls and validating all their choices because they are entertained by these girls making asses out of themselves.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

On December 11, 2017 at 3:11 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

OMG, I HATE to say this, but when it comes down to it, while she doesn't have room to say anything, I am completely #TeamKail when it comes to this Javi/Brianna bullshit. While Kail deserves a huge slice of humble pie, fuck "Javianna" & their matching burgundy fancy clothes, and "King/Queen" lame ass sweatshirts. They are the true definition of "trying too hard". They can go fuck themselves. 

Chris Lopez's girlfriend is a billion times out of his league in the looks department. 

Javi and Briana are so damn thirsty that I get secondhand embarassment for them. BUT I am here for all this karma coming back to Kail after what she did to Javi & for the karma coming back to Javi after how he went along with shit-talking Jo, etc when he was with Kail.  And after some time has passed, Javi will get his when the coven inevitably turns on him. I'm just sad there's 5 total kids stuck in this mess they've created and are perpetuating and holding out hope that Javiana doesn't add a sixth child into this mess. But I can't be Team Kail or Team Javiana.....I'm team #KarmaIsABitch and watching this all while eating my popcorn.

[Mkay]

4 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Javi and Briana are so damn thirsty that I get secondhand embarassment for them. BUT I am here for all this karma coming back to Kail after what she did to Javi & for the karma coming back to Javi after how he went along with shit-talking Jo, etc when he was with Kail.  And after some time has passed, Javi will get his when the coven inevitably turns on him. I'm just sad there's 5 total kids stuck in this mess they've created and are perpetuating and holding out hope that Javiana doesn't add a sixth child into this mess. But I can't be Team Kail or Team Javiana.....I'm team #KarmaIsABitch and watching this all while eating my popcorn.

Exactly. I’m team no one here. They were both awful to each other. She had the summer miscarriage while he was gone. He cheated. They are both just as guilty of the other. They make me sick. 

[galaxychaser]

Kale must be thrilled that Java is getting deployed.  Javiana is a cute name lol. 

[Wheels08]

Oh I'm sure she's thrilled she doesn't have to share Lincoln with anyone. I wonder if she'll talk bad about Javi while he's deployed to Lincoln. 

[CaliforniaLove]

12 minutes ago, Wheels08 said:

Oh I'm sure she's thrilled she doesn't have to share Lincoln with anyone. I wonder if she'll talk bad about Javi while he's deployed to Lincoln. 

I was thinking the opposite!...she's probably terrified she has to have TWO kids full time now!

[dabronx]

1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

Kale must be thrilled that Java is getting deployed.  Javiana is a cute name lol. 

oooh hold up wait a minute. I didn't know about the deployment. Could this possibly be what Kail was referring to when she said she won more time with her son? I was wondering why she made that remark it's not as if she had filed for a custody change or anything. sounds like she was pissed at Brianna's bitchery and snapped back by bragging about javi's deployment giving her more time with Lincoln. kail's got a truly nasty streak in her.

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I was thinking the opposite!...she's probably terrified she has to have TWO kids full time now!

Kwale will wail to Jo and Vee to take Lincoln off her hands so she can have a break. 

1 hour ago, dabronx said:

oooh hold up wait a minute. I didn't know about the deployment. Could this possibly be what Kail was referring to when she said she won more time with her son? I was wondering why she made that remark it's not as if she had filed for a custody change or anything. sounds like she was pissed at Brianna's bitchery and snapped back by bragging about javi's deployment giving her more time with Lincoln. kail's got a truly nasty streak in her.

Very much so. It is also cruel and vindictive because Kwale rants that she gets more time with Lincoln.  It is more important to her to take a dig at Briana than to consider how Javi's deployment will affect Isaac and Lincoln's feelings. Those two boys didn't ask to have their parents divorce. They are two pawns in her sick game of payback. 

4 hours ago, Mkay said:

Exactly. I’m team no one here. They were both awful to each other. She had the summer miscarriage while he was gone. He cheated. They are both just as guilty of the other. They make me sick. 

He cheated? You mean after Kwale filed for divorce? 

[CaliforniaLove]

What is with Kail, Javi & Brianna's Instagrams & this "#linkinbio" bullshit that's been going on the past couple of days?

[FlowerofCarnage]

1 hour ago, CaliforniaLove said:

What is with Kail, Javi & Brianna's Instagrams & this "#linkinbio" bullshit that's been going on the past couple of days?

Took a peek to see about the links and was distracted by Lux and how much he looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

Edited December 13, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage

[toodywoody]

1 hour ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Took a peek to see about the links and was distracted by Lux and how much he looks like Tattoo from Fantasy Island.

This made me snort because he does.

[FlowerofCarnage]

31 minutes ago, toodywoody said:

This made me snort because he does.

I keep thinking his first words will be, " the plane, boss...the plane!"

[Birdee]

18 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

Kale must be thrilled that Java is getting deployed.  Javiana is a cute name lol. 

I keep reading it as "javelina" which seems appropriate too. For those who don't know what that is, javelina are little hooved mammals that look like kinda like pigs (but aren't).

 

[FairyDusted]

Is that an amored pig? We saw some in my GMAs yard in Florida....

[CofCinci]

On 12/11/2017 at 10:44 AM, toodywoody said:

Why does Brianna's boobs look like she is 80 years old?

She might be breastfeeding still. 

I think Javi has a mother fetish. 

[toodywoody]

Girl needs to seriously get a new bra or girdle or something because they hang lower than mine and I'm 44 and with no boob job. They looked bad in that dress.

[Birdee]

15 hours ago, FairyDusted said:

Is that an amored pig? We saw some in my GMAs yard in Florida....

I've never heard them called that so I don't know, but I'm guessing they're different animals. Javelina (also called peccary) mainly live in Texas, New Mexico and Arizona I think. Plus, it's not actually a wild pig even though it looks like one. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

I guess Kail will try to make nice with Javi's family's now that he is being deployed again. No way does she want to deal with a preschooler and an  infant full-time.

Edited December 15, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage

[galaxychaser]

On 12/13/2017 at 5:38 PM, Birdee said:

I keep reading it as "javelina" which seems appropriate too. For those who don't know what that is, javelina are little hooved mammals that look like kinda like pigs (but aren't).

 

That is one cute animal! It does look like a pig. 

[GreatKazu]

On ‎12‎/‎13‎/‎2017 at 2:38 PM, Birdee said:

I keep reading it as "javelina" which seems appropriate too. For those who don't know what that is, javelina are little hooved mammals that look like kinda like pigs (but aren't).

 

Big hooved mammals are called "Kail."

 

@FlowerofCarnage I remember someone here had posted an image of Tattoo and compared his looks to Lux. lol 

Edited December 15, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Mkay]

[monicageller]

31 minutes ago, Mkay said:

lol @ 'you do kinda look like a dog'. Excuse you, dogs are cute! I definitely agree with the general sentiment, though.

[Mkay]

[GreatKazu]

48 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Obviously, she is not feeling excited or happy about the graduation. It is all about her not having her baby with her. Stupid twat. That is his father, you chose him, get used to sharing custody.  On top of that she inserts Isaac's name. Ugh. Way to go, Kwale. If she had to tweet, how about "I have Isaac all to myself today. We will make the most of our day." 

[Mkay]

She had to be sure to let everyone know that Chris is back in her life, no matter how minor it may be. 

[CandysWrapRoom]

On 12/9/2017 at 2:27 PM, Poohbear617 said:

How many shows are out there for the moms to run to to try to extend their 15 minutes and pad their wallet and put off the need to get a real job.

 Farrah, Caitlyn have already tried some of these out.

Couples therapy

Marriage boot camp

BIG brother (UK version)

The bachelor  (lol)

Naked and afraid

Millionaire matchmaker

Survivor

Stripped

Celebrity Amazing Race 

Porn (webcasts)

The next Big Brother in the US is going to be celebrity.  I hear Blac Chyna will be a cast member.  So, sounds about right for TM levels of celebrity.

[FlowerofCarnage]

4 hours ago, Mkay said:

She makes it sound like it's a bad thing. Maybe Isaac would really appreciate some one on one time with his mother given all the upheaval she's put him through this past year and a half!

[GreatKazu]

Anyone else watch the show Snapped? I just watched a couple episodes and this particular episode from 2015 had me thinking of Kail due to so many similarities. I looked up the case and read more about her. The woman being showcased had four sons by four different guys, three of whom she married. She was from Texas. The woman was a narcissist. She was also an abuser, but she would accuse all her exes of abusing her. She tried to fight against sharing custody of her boys with her exes. She'd jump from one relationship to another and soon become pregnant. She made a lot of questionable decisions in her life. She suffered from a personality disorder. The woman's family describes her as being manipulative. She was always the victim. She had a major temper. She had to be in control of everything. She was sentenced to death row for the murder of her children's babysitter because the sitter was due to testify about this person being an unfit mother and it would cause her to lose custody of her last son due to being abusive to him. http://www.fox19.com/story/18680902/i-have-never-come-across-another-defendant-like-kim-cargill

[Scarlett45]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Anyone else watch the show Snapped? I just watched a couple episodes and this particular episode from 2015 had me thinking of Kail due to so many similarities. I looked up the case and read more about her. The woman being showcased had four sons by four different guys, three of whom she married. She was from Texas. The woman was a narcissist. She was also an abuser, but she would accuse all her exes of abusing her. She tried to fight against sharing custody of her boys with her exes. She'd jump from one relationship to another and soon become pregnant. She made a lot of questionable decisions in her life. She suffered from a personality disorder. The woman's family describes her as being manipulative. She was always the victim. She had a major temper. She had to be in control of everything. She was sentenced to death row for the murder of her children's babysitter because the sitter was due to testify about this person being an unfit mother and it would cause her to lose custody of her last son due to being abusive to him. http://www.fox19.com/story/18680902/i-have-never-come-across-another-defendant-like-kim-cargill

Wow. 

I think Kailyn has a naturally higher iq than this woman, and the mtv money has allowed her to avoid many of the stressors that fuel these strange behaviors BUT I agree Kailyn has some personality issues. It’s not just the quick pregnancy by Chris, it’s the constructing these narratives in her head where she is the victim and everyone is out to get her, it’s the constant need to PROVE her reality....I don’t think she’s capable of murder, but given we know she’s assaulted Jo and Javi AND Chris she’s capable of violence. 

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:

Wow. 

I think Kailyn has a naturally higher iq than this woman, and the mtv money has allowed her to avoid many of the stressors that fuel these strange behaviors BUT I agree Kailyn has some personality issues. It’s not just the quick pregnancy by Chris, it’s the constructing these narratives in her head where she is the victim and everyone is out to get her, it’s the constant need to PROVE her reality....I don’t think she’s capable of murder, but given we know she’s assaulted Jo and Javi AND Chris she’s capable of violence. 

Right. Many people suffer from mental disorders with varying degrees. They surely don't bring harm to themselves or anyone else. But there are the exceptions that fall under one category (Kail) and others who fall under the extreme category where they take a life, like this Cargill woman. I certainly hope Kail's temper never takes her to lengths where someone is seriously injured. 

Part of Kail's need to prove her reality is being seen as a great mother. She fails miserably in that aspect partly because of her defiant attitude towards her exes when it comes to parenting the boys. Revenge should never be part of any parenting plan. 

I have often wondered where exactly Kail would be without the MTV money and how chaotic and fractured her life would be. 

[Scarlett45]

26 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I have often wondered where exactly Kail would be without the MTV money and how chaotic and fractured her life would be. 

I think Kailyn’s life would probably be BETTER without MTV. Kailyn remembers her unstable childhood and having an addict as a parent. Her idea of being a good mother is making sure her children have material things and always have a place to stay (more than what I think Kailyn had- Suzy drank a lot and they bounced from boyfriend to boyfriend).

Had Kailyn never made it big on MTV, she probably would be a nicer person to deal with because she would’ve had get along “in the real world”. The money acted as a safety net and allowed her to indulge her worst traits (insecurity, materialism, jealousy etc). She and Javi might still be married, (or not) she would’ve finished some kind of program and would be working full time because she would’ve HAD to. (Like Catelynn from TM:OG) Unlike Suzi I do think Kailyn THINKS she’s doing what’s best for her kids, Suzi did what she wanted and Kailyn was an after thought. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

You know Kail wanted to be there so bad.

 

[toodywoody]

Still don't think Suds is cute and do not think he looks anything like Chris. Chris looks better in this picture than any I have seen him in.

[Scarlett45]

On 12/17/2017 at 7:14 AM, toodywoody said:

Still don't think Suds is cute and do not think he looks anything like Chris. Chris looks better in this picture than any I have seen him in.

I think Lux and Chris have the same nose. With baby boys looking at baby pictures gives a better comparison than looking at their adult father who’s gone through puberty. 

Chris kind of skeezy to me, but his features aren’t bad. If he cleaned up that beard he would be handsome but a sleezy kind of handsome. 

Lux seems to be a happy baby (thank goodness), not vacant like poor Ensley. Kailyn knows how to meet her children’s physical needs just fine, so I’m sure Lux is well cared for at this point in his life. 

Edited December 18, 2017 by Scarlett45
Leah isn’t Kailyn

[CaliforniaLove]

Quote

She and Javi might still be married, (or not) 

If it weren't for MTV, Javi never would've never been around in the first place. 

[Mkay]

13 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

You know Kail wanted to be there so bad.

 

Don’t think either one is cute.  Maybe lil suds will grow cuter as he gets older.  

[ghoulina]

I know decorating the tops of graduation caps is a thing now, but your baby's naked butt????

[crazychicken]

16 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I know decorating the tops of graduation caps is a thing now, but your baby's naked butt????

But is is Suds it looks like a baby walking and Suds is to young

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

That baby is walking so it isn’t Lux.    Maybe Chris as a baby??

[ghoulina]

Ooooh, ya'll are right. My bad! 

 

But still.....why the need for ANY naked butts at graduation???? (Should I just be thankful it's not Kail's?)