S11.E11: Ice Queen of the Desert

[Keywestclubkid]

She literally just perjured herself. Those lawyers just loved that. Lol

[chick binewski]

If Erika had started with this head injury/decline story and stuck to it she might be able to gain some benefit of the doubt. But I cannot keep up with these Tommy Flanagan-esque threads. Pick a story and stick with it, Erika.

[Straycat80]

If Tom was so brain damaged how did he hide all this money, buy secret houses, have affairs, control Erika to where she felt victimized? 
 

[Keywestclubkid]

Then you shouldn’t be on this fucking show Erika. Lol 

[Chicklet]

What is wrong with Erika? Why does she get so nasty? She's lying, that's why.

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

If Tom was so brain damaged how did he hide all this money, buy secret houses, have affairs, control Erika to where she felt victimized? 
 

Yeah, I thought he used up all the brain power he had left making a phone call after waking up from a 12-hour coma. Right after that, the brain damage kicked in.

[Keywestclubkid]

I got caught in al lie and now I wanna deflect …. Let me attack you G for reminding me that I let it slip that I talk to Tom. ROFL

[bosawks]

I don’t think screwing with Garcelle is the play you want to make when your “humble abode” is a house of cards.

I take it back maybe Erika really is this dumb.

[Julyolo]

I am disgusted by the narrative that Crystal and she are putting forth that it's "just too hard" to take care of someone that's had a closed head injury and subsequent cognitive decline. With all the money THEY have. Are you sure no one was able to find private In-home care? They are sickening.

[FlyingEgret]

Love = leaving someone alone presumably scared and confused because they have dementia and tell the same story 10 times a day.  Got it.  Thanks Erika

[Straycat80]

What a nasty bitch Erika is. I hope the courts use all this crap she’s saying on this show against her.  Not a smart move on her part being on this show at this time. 

Edited August 5, 2021 by Straycat80

[Showthyme]

Crystal lacks spontaneity. Couldn’t even offer a word to describe herself.

 

[chick binewski]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

What is wrong with Erika? Why does she get so nasty? She's lying, that's why.

I try not to be a complete jerk ad remember that these women are human but I maintain ever since she went after Kathryn Edwards that this is Erika's true nature - just like she went after Eileen for no reason and like she'll go after Sutton for no reason - it seems to make her feelgood.

[Keywestclubkid]

You said it on national television you stupid stupid cow lol 

[WaltersHair]

Rinna is so far up Erika's butt, they are becoming one person here. Gross.

[Andi27]

Erika, you shared a 'private moment' with two woman while on mic on the television show you are all on.

[TexasGal]

10 minutes ago, JD5166 said:

Crystal ain’t buying this BS. 

I feel like she’s just sitting there taking notes and will eventually be like - this and this and this and this don’t add up.  I can hope anyway.

Damn Erika, it’s not like Garcelle tortured you to get the admission about Tom calling you.  You were on a roll with your latest story.  It’s not her fault if you can’t keep it straight.  

[Julyolo]

As usual, when Erica's facade falls off, she is one nasty piece of work.

[bosawks]

At least she sprung for the water proof mascara. 
 

Is going to the bathroom code for calling your lawyer to confess you fucked up. 

[chick binewski]

Don't you just curl up in embarrassment if you're 50 years old and trying to utilize freaking vocal fry?? 

SHE SAID IT ON CAMERA. ALSO, WHO IS BUYING THIS CRAP??? 

[WaltersHair]

Poor Garcelle. Who is gaslighting now, Erika?

[Keywestclubkid]

Omg Sutton. Yesssssssss make me love you with that simple statement 

[Straycat80]

Here we go again with the cascade of tears, at least she has a Kleenex this time. And now she’s in the bathroom fake crying and talking to herself? Oh pleeeez! 

[Andi27]

I don't think Erika is fake crying here. I think she is really upset that she gave the conversations with Tom away, which her attorneys probably told her to absolutely not do. And she is probably genuinely angry at Garcelle for telling the group, even though it's Erika's problem.

[Julyolo]

Yes, Sutton is right, "something else" is happening. Erica is on drugs in my opinion.

[bosawks]

“I’ve tried to be open and honest.”

I mean I can’t be the only one who thought that Erika was just doing one of her acting exercises.

Mimicking human emotion is hard.

 

Edited August 5, 2021 by bosawks

[charming]

Erika's so insolated that a few questions from Garcelle pushed her over the edge. Her stories don't add up and lashing out at Garcelle isn't going to change anything. And still not a single mention of the VICTIMS by anyone. 

Dorit knew a little too much about off shore companies. I can't wait for her financial house of cards to come crumbling down too.

Sutton, baby, you could be on the road to redemption next week. Don't let me down.

Edited August 5, 2021 by charming

[Stats Queen]

Erika is such a lying piece of crap. Her nastiness to Garcelle was just awful.

23 minutes ago, nexxie said:

She must’ve kept her cash in her bra and mattress.

Or her panty drawer, because it was empty.

[goofygirl]

53 minutes ago, bosawks said:

“You’re asking Siri!?!?”

Get used to it Erika.  Siri is now your new Glam Squad.

From your mouth to God's ear...

[sistermagpie]

5 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I feel like she’s just sitting there taking notes and will eventually be like - this and this and this and this don’t add up.  I can hope anyway.

Damn Erika, it’s not like Garcelle tortured you to get the admission about Tom calling you.  You were on a roll with your latest story.  It’s not her fault if you can’t keep it straight.  

Seriously, what on earth does she mean that Garcelle "got it out of her?" You were there feeding her a story to make yourself sound sympathetic, walking in the desert, got carried away and dropped that he calls you every day and both Garcelle and Krystal said, "HE DOES?" at once. 

And even after they did that she continued to tell them what Tom actually said to her on these calls that she allegedly never took because she can't take and she swears she hasn't spoken to him since she left? LOL.

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

I don't think Erika is fake crying here. I think she is really upset that she gave the conversations with Tom away, which her attorneys probably told her to absolutely not do. And she is probably genuinely angry at Garcelle for telling the group, even though it's Erika's problem.

And even though Erika said it on TV. LOL.

[goofygirl]

26 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

If Tom was so brain damaged how did he hide all this money, buy secret houses, have affairs, control Erika to where she felt victimized? 
 

That DAMN DEMENTIA!!! It's just all over the place. Nope. Not buying it. Sorry.

[RealHousewife]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Thank you lol I was like are they listening to the words coming out of her mouth.?

[chewycandy]

Erika, it’s not Garcelle’s fault that you’re picking and choosing what to tell one group of woman at dinner and one group on a hike. That aside, it did kind of seem like Garcelle was aiming for a “moment.” She brought it up first when it was her, Erika, and Crystal on the couch. What did she think bringing it up a second time was going to do? 

I want tacos now. 

[goofygirl]

24 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

I try not to be a complete jerk ad remember that these women are human but I maintain ever since she went after Kathryn Edwards that this is Erika's true nature - just like she went after Eileen for no reason and like she'll go after Sutton for no reason - it seems to make her feelgood.

You mean like her showing absolutely NO EMPATHY with the victims?  Burnt? Dead?

Good thing she's got a Psychiatrist. Hopefully, one who has treated egomaniacs!

[QQQQ]

44 minutes ago, sistermagpie said:

Sure, she was a single mother waitress in 1999 who never went in bank and didn't know how to use a debit card.

Sounds believeable.

Maybe she was just being ultra-careful about Y2K 🤔

[RealHousewife]

Garcelle has been missing out! 

[Primal Slayer]

This is why I love me some Garcelle and Crystal. They don't have the friendship with Erika and arent about flat out protecting her so they question things. 

Now is Erika the first HW in RH history to say something on camera be all "IT WAS A SECRET" even though there are cameras around you? No. But girl....you've been telling these women all these things about Tom and THAT'S what sets you off? 

I wish Garcelle liked to stir the pot like Erika believes she does cause then things would be even jucier than they already are. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Again I’m gonna repeat what sunny hostin said on the hustler and the housewife documentary  … why is she doing this show? It literally is doing her no favors… she is incriminating and contradicting herself left and right. What the fuck was she thinking? 

[Primal Slayer]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Again I’m gonna repeat what sunny hostin said on the hustler and the housewife documentary  … why is she doing this show? It literally is doing her no favors… she is incriminating and contradicting herself left and right. What the fuck was she thinking? 

"I'm broke and my sources of income are drying up, I get close to a cool million from Real Housewives and need my job like never before" 

And she likely feels like this allows her to tell her side of the story to a degree and that she is smart enough to navigate the mind fields that will come her way from the cast.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Primal Slayer said:

"I'm broke and my sources of income are drying up, I get close to a cool million from Real Housewives and need my job like never before" 

And she likely feels like this allows her to tell her side of the story to a degree and that she is smart enough to navigate the mind fields that will come her way from the cast.

It’s not the housewives she needs to worry about lol those prosecutors are loving every min of this shit 

[65mickey]

Oh Erika Jayne you messed up big time by revealing on TV that Tom with his dementia riddled brain calls you every day and you speak with him. Didn't she say last week that she hasn't spoken to him since she left him? Her outburst at Garcelle was because she stepped in it big time and she realized what she had done. I felt bad for Garcelle. She didn't deserve this nasty treatment. And none of the women went to bat for her other than Crystal. 

[Primal Slayer]

4 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

Oh Erika Jayne you messed up big time by revealing on TV that Tom with his dementia riddled brain calls you every day and you speak with him. Didn't she say last week that she hasn't spoken to him since she left him? Her outburst at Garcelle was because she stepped in it big time and she realized what she had done. I felt bad for Garcelle. She didn't deserve this nasty treatment. And none of the women went to bat for her other than Crystal. 

She didnt say that she spoke to him, she said that he calls her and she has had to get her lawyers involved.

But in this case...the other women werent there so I wouldnt expect them to have much to say. Crystal was part of the conversation. 

[WaltersHair]

5 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

. I felt bad for Garcelle. She didn't deserve this nasty treatment. And none of the women went to bat for her other than Crystal. 

I was a little iffy on Crystal because I think she will let you have it if she thinks you deserve it, but on this she scored points with me.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Primal Slayer said:

She didnt say that she spoke to him, she said that he calls her and she has had to get her lawyers involved.

Which changed from she hasn’t heard from him at all just an episode ago. Lol 

[sistermagpie]

1 minute ago, Primal Slayer said:

She didnt say that she spoke to him, she said that he calls her and she has had to get her lawyers involved.

But in this case...the other women werent there so I wouldnt expect them to have much to say. Crystal was part of the conversation. 

She said later that she wouldn't take his calls and the last time she spoke to him was when she left. But at the time she went on and about how he would say, "I miss you!" etc. and she would say, "Baby, you gotta stop." 

[Primal Slayer]

1 minute ago, sistermagpie said:

She said later that she wouldn't take his calls and the last time she spoke to him was when she left. But at the time she went on and about how he would say, "I miss you!" etc. and she would say, "Baby, you gotta stop." 

oooh, i must've missed that part

[princelina]

A few weeks ago it was that she hadn't heard a word since she dropped him off at The Firm and went home and moved out on the sly - then it was because he was a fierce, mean lawyer who would never forgive her or even speak to her for what she had done!  IMO she freaked out on Garcelle before someone had a chance to remember that that's what she told them when she left.

Garcelle is a beautiful woman but hats are not her friend.

[Kiss my mutt]

Maybe Erika should start blaming her not keeping her story straight on dementia. 

[Thumper]

That was confusing to me.  Was he leaving her messages?  And she thought to herself, “baby, you’ve got to stop?”  Or was she actually taking the calls?

[RealHousewife]

7 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Maybe Erika should start blaming her not keeping her story straight on dementia. 

My thoughts exactly.