S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[7EasyPayments]

Those penis people can't be trusted.

I am so over delusional/stoooopid people.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Quof said:

“My girls’s father”. Dammit.

Pronounced “girl-zez”

[Azubah]

I got here late. Who are those two guys?

[ams1001]

Why does her uncle look like he's sitting on the floor?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m getting gastritis just looking at the food on the table.

[DropTheSoap]

Extended family meal -- got the fancy paper plates.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd, she's eating with both hands. 

[Floatingbison]

You say it's your Snarkday

well, it's my Snarkday too

happy Snarkday to you

[Chicklet]

How bad it's GETTING? Oh honey,

[umgoblue]

GHF Moment of the Episode:  Although all of the dishes and (plastic) silverware are disposable, THEY SET THE TABLE!!!

[MrsClaus]

Just tuned in.  Holy crap, is this a family episode?

 

[Quof]

1 minute ago, Azubah said:

I got here late. Who are those two guys?

Pallbearers

[TazDevil]

She's afraid that her kids will have to go on without her.  Her kids seem pretty self-sufficient, since they've been taking care of her all these years.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Azubah said:

I got here late. Who are those two guys?

One is her brother

[Drogo]

Sorry I'm late...What disgusting shit did I miss?

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, MrsClaus said:

Just tuned in.  Holy crap, is this a family episode?

 

It takes a village to take care of Chrystal.

[mmecorday]

"I'm ready to take a chance and do whatever it takes" should be a Bingo square too.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

You say it's your Snarkday

well, it's my Snarkday too

happy Snarkday to you

You guys are a bad influence on me. Now I’ll have to tell my sons that they cannot call me on Wednesday nights as well as Sunday nights, Friday nights......

[Suzywriter]

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

[Twopper]

Yikes!!! that person in blue next to her must be at least 500 or 600 pounds.  

I missed the intro to everyone but the daughters.  

[Pepper Mostly]

At the risk of sounding very cold and callous, it would do your kids a world of good to be without you, Chrystal. You are a useless energy suck and your poor daughters are clearly miserable. 

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Gawd, she's eating with both hands. 

With a plate for each hand!

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Extended family meal -- got the fancy paper plates.

The number of people at the table is right at the border of what I feel is an acceptable situation for single-use plates and cups...  It's somewhere between 7 and 10 in my book.

[MsVixen]

Geico should be ashamed of bringing back that OLD commercial.

However, the Bounty commercial is still cute!

[Chicklet]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

It takes a village to take care of Chrystal.

 she's her very own village,

[OoogleEyes]

Who were those other people at the table? I missed it while reading your jaunty snark 

Edited March 25, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You guys are a bad influence on me. Now I’ll have to tell my sons that they cannot call me on Wednesday nights as well as Sunday nights, Friday nights......

What happens on Friday nights...what am I missing??
This Geico commercial is shriekworthy! "Not today!"

[Concerned]

Her mom looks huge too. I’ll do whatever it takes, she says, but she means Dr Now should do his magic and she won’t do anything. This was seems like a fail already. My guess 645. She’s kind of short, but her BMI is triple digits.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

Congrats 🎉 

[Guest]

Me, 18 minutes into this mess:

 

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

Congratulations!   Frame it. 🙂  

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Hellga said:

The number of people at the table is right at the border of what I feel is an acceptable situation for single-use plates and cups...  It's somewhere between 7 and 10 in my book.

Are you taking into account 2 or more plates per person per course?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"I'm ready to take a chance and do whatever it takes" should be a Bingo square too.

 

It is!

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

YAY! CONGRATULATIONS!! 

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

"I'm ready to take a chance and do whatever it takes" should be a Bingo square too.

 

Pretty much all thats left is how much pain the trip to Houston caused and how hard she worked while expressing dismay at only losing 6 ounces in 2 munts. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

 

Sorry I'm late...What disgusting shit did I miss?

 

Hope you’re not too disappointed, but there was no shower scene 

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

You guys are a bad influence on me. Now I’ll have to tell my sons that they cannot call me on Wednesday nights as well as Sunday nights, Friday nights......

my cousin always texts me on Wed to ask about the "fatty show" while I am trying to watch it.  

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

Congratulations!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok...the show is sponsored by Alive vitamins 😂 

[Drogo]

Did anybody catch the roach that ran up the wall behind her as she was describing her daughter fleeing the attack?

 

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

Yay! Congratulations! Now, all you need are wigs and you, too, can tell our Pounders to write letters.

[DropTheSoap]

Will she get to Houston before an hour in?

[MsVixen]

3 minutes ago, Quof said:

Pallbearers

DYING HERE!!!  🤣

[7EasyPayments]

3 minutes ago, Quof said:

Pallbearers

Excellent.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey...I passed my certification for full Community Mental Health Rehabilitation Technician...I'm a real, live MHRT/C! I got the certificate yesterday!

That is "dual" in my dual major of MHRT/C and Mental Health & Human Services bachelor's program.  I have just this current semester, and one more to go.

heartfelt congratulations, @Suzywriter   That's a lot of letters after your name!

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Sorry I'm late...What disgusting shit did I miss?

CPAP machine.

Molested. 

Abused.

Two kids.

Big breakfast.

Folding table appearance.

Big dinner.

Droning on about dying.

[Chicklet]

Ok more sprinkles! and LESS LOAN DEPOT PLEASE.

Thank you

Edited March 25, 2021 by Chicklet

[TazDevil]

I'm going to guess 639 for the weight.  She's short but she's massive!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Drogo said:

Did anybody catch the roach that ran up the wall behind her as she was describing her daughter fleeing the attack?

 

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Rewinding!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What happens on Friday nights...what am I missing??
This Geico commercial is shriekworthy! "Not today!"

Up until a couple of weeks ago, Love After Lockup. Will return in June.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What happens on Friday nights...what am I missing??
This Geico commercial is shriekworthy! "Not today!"

Love After Lockup is our usual Friday fare. But the finale was a couple of weeks ago, it won't be back until June. 

I LOVE the Geico ad. I laugh like a hyena every time.