Darcey & Stacey

[Azanscrazyhair]

6 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Off topic but in MN you can obtain a license anywhere in the state and marry wherever you want within Minnesota borders.

 

I always got the feeling the dad has primary custody (not mommy shaming, just a hunch) as Darcey struck me as a stage 5 clinger with her kids.  Kinda showing off "Look how close we are!)  Parents who live FT or mostly FT with their kids generally don't do that.

Very true and I've thought the same. I think she wants to relive her teenage years through her daughters 

[antfitz]

On 7/26/2020 at 8:21 PM, DVDFreaker said:

I honestly think this show is going to be a drama shitshow, I will watch but it could be worse, Danielle could have her own show! 

Lol, I agree. Shitshow  Describes it perfectly.   I heard one of them got married now is that true? I can't believe anybody really gets married because then the show would end. Both of these gals looked much better when they were younger without all that crapp. They need a good stylist. They are short with some weight on and they wear those 5" platform heels.... That doesn't make them look thinner   or taller. 

Edited September 28, 2020 by antfitz

[magemaud]

13 hours ago, endure said:

And I thought the disaster was going to be Stacey's grey bra or at the very least her dress exploding in a ball of flames

I am positive a member of the camera crew was enlisted to close up the back of her dress. 

3 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

I haven't watched yet, but did Twin 1 and Twin 2 move out of the house to quarantine with those guys?

Did Darcey's kids stay with their Grandfather?     

And does anyone think Stacey married Flouride just to show off the Darcey?

yes to all your questions

[magemaud]

9 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

I think she wants to relive her teenage years through her daughters 

My theory is that Darcey and Stacey were those insecure kids in school who desperately wanted to be part of the popular clique but were never accepted. Now Darcey is determined that her girls will be in with the Cool Kids even if it means buying their entree

Edited September 28, 2020 by magemaud

[Persnickety1]

On 9/23/2020 at 11:41 PM, deirdra said:

Is Hof11 now selling Little House on the Prairie "fashions"?  

Maybe the top has Velcro closure...

So her paramours can RIP away the bodice as they ravage her, straight out of a Harlequin romance novel.  

Ugh, I think I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little bit.  

Edited September 29, 2020 by Persnickety1

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, antfitz said:

I heard one of them got married now is that true?

Stacey and Florian got married in last night's episode which was filmed in April. 

Just now, Persnickety1 said:

So here paramours can RIP away the bodice as they ravage her,

Velcro! That tearing sound...

Edited September 28, 2020 by magemaud

[Baltimore Betty]

When the Silva Twits were talking about getting hotel rooms for quarantine, (without the most important things in Darcy's life, her children), they showed The Inn at Middletown behind them but then they showed them going in a building that looked like an office building, anyone notice that?  I have never heard of decorating a hotel room, we saw Darcey loading boxes that looked like DIY furniture in to her room, what on earth could that have been?

Both Twits have a weird affectation of talking with their eyes closed, it reminds me of Catherine O'Hara in Waiting for Guffman when she was giving acting advice, lol. If I was clever I'd post a clip.

Darcey calls Georgi to come quarantine with her (because she knows he is all alone in DC, right Darcey) and they show him leaving his place which looked a lot like a hotel room suite like a Hampton Inn, did anyone else notice that?

 

[deirdra]

4 hours ago, Azanscrazyhair said:

Did Darcey's kids stay with their Grandfather?     

And does anyone think Stacey married Flouride just to show off the Darcey?

Yes and Yes.  At least grandpa is an engineer and can probably help with their virtual math and science classes as Mom abandons them for a guy she barely knows.

17 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I have never heard of decorating a hotel room, we saw Darcey loading boxes that looked like DIY furniture in to her room, what on earth could that have been?

Maybe she bought a bed and night table since she didn't know how to open a Murphy bed.

Edited September 28, 2020 by deirdra

[TrininisaScorp]

I was DYING with the "there it is!" on brand nature of Darcey "liking the ring" (BLECH!) of Gorgi's last name. This is the desperate Darcey that we know with Jesse and Tom.  FFS, girl.  He looked SHOOK.  

I was waiting for Stacey and that ridic dress to go up like a baked Alaska with those tacky candles.  LOLOL.  My friends and I were live chatting, and we were cackling at the race to get married outside her father's doorstep without letting anyone know.  That seems like a solid basis of a marriage.  This is especially interesting with the plotline of the chick that Slothy cheated with. I think Stacey is willing to let the cheating go, but I think Darcey is going to continue to put this on front street. 

Those of you that discuss the "cliches" - I'm 100% with you.  It all feels so damn artificial, just like them.  I say this as a happily married woman of 12+ years...love isn't those things.  Those are nice things, but love is dealing with the harsh reality of life.  It's A/Cs shutting down in the middle of a Florida swampy summer.  It's juggling kids/family, work, life to prioritize each other.  It's about figuring out what battles you are willing to fight, and those you are willing to say "it isn't that deep".  It's spending a quiet day at home with each other.  Someone gave these women a foundation of non-reality that have have chased (like their looks) everyday of their lives.  

My husband and I talk about the daughters all the time.  Are they ok?  Is the fact that mom is a bit much actually a good learning tool for them? The kids take on Darcey jumping in with Gorgi so quickly is really telling.  They don't want to see their mom rinse, lather, repeat, yet again.  They don't want to see her hurt, or involved in the drama. They both seem to think she's a little crazy and are both a little into themselves, but that all seems really normal for kids their age.

[Mrs. Hanson]

So Stacey got married without her kids there?  Nice.  Who wants to guess what Stacey has been keeping secret from everyone?  

[Baltimore Betty]

If Darcey really wanted to see if Georgi was "The One" maybe she should have started with a non sexual relationship, maybe have him come over for dinner with the family, plan an outing with the girls, treat the relationship like an adult instead of whatever fairy tale shit read about in a book, Darcey thinks if a man sleeps with her it means he loves her...screwed up thinking for sure.  

The one upmanship must have been horrible when the Twits were younger.  One gets a boyfriend the other has to get one, quality of the person not important.  Seriously though, at this point what man wants to even date Darcey, these days people Google a potential date so anyone that is willing to have sex with Darcey is not looking for anything but fame of some sort.  Wouldn't you wonder if that person really likes you for you or for the possible fame they might get or to promote their business?

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

So Stacey got married without her kids there?  Nice.  Who wants to guess what Stacey has been keeping secret from everyone?  

Let's talk about that, she did not bother to include her parents, children or sister which means they did not have a witness for their vows, don't we still need a witness for weddings?

The secret is that they were already married in Albania.

With such little time to get married before midnight why did Stacey change her dress to yet another ugly dress?

 

 

[deirdra]

43 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Let's talk about that, she did not bother to include her parents, children or sister which means they did not have a witness for their vows, don't we still need a witness for weddings?

The secret is that they were already married in Albania.

With such little time to get married before midnight why did Stacey change her dress to yet another ugly dress?

I just looked it up and Connecticut does not require that there be any witnesses (although religious entities may require witnesses, usually one for each partner). Even Nevada with its Elvis Impersonator officiants requires one witness!

I didn't notice her dress after the flambé potential was averted at the hotel.

Why does Florian look and act like he has chronic jet lag?  Is he going to laze around like this for 10-12 months until his work authorization comes through?

Edited September 28, 2020 by deirdra

[Mrs. Hanson]

34 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Let's talk about that, she did not bother to include her parents, children or sister which means they did not have a witness for their vows, don't we still need a witness for weddings?

The secret is that they were already married in Albania.

With such little time to get married before midnight why did Stacey change her dress to yet another ugly dress?

 

 

Ooooh!!  Already married?  Juicy!  In Mn we needed two witnesses.  One was my son as I, well I don't want to boast, actually had them at our wedding.  Shocker!

40 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

she should have started with a non sexual relationship, maybe have him come over for dinner with the family, plan an outing with the girls, treat the relationship like an adult

I am with you 100% except the bringing the girls around ASAP.  I am a fan of waiting as you just never know what will last (and she IS on Man #3 in what, the same amount of years? )  But yes you are on point by how about we NOT talk about boning six minutes after you land? And if you do want to include your kids, please keep it G rated around them.  They do NOT want to see Mom hanging all over man #3 in three years kissing him, stroking his hair and making marriage references.  Keep it clean!!!

 

28 minutes ago, deirdra said:

Why does Florian look and act like he has chronic jet lag? 

I liked Florian back in the Tom days, he ran interference adn soothed a crying (shocker!) Darcy - "Hey now!  Who said he doesn't love you?  Of course he does!"  He seemed so sweet.  What happened?

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Ooooh!!  Already married?  Juicy! 

It is just my guess.

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is just my guess.

I am aging myself but whenever they mantion Albania it reminds me of the "Cheers" Episode where Coach was learning Geography:  "Albania!  Albania!  You border on the Adriatic!"

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I am watching this now and I am completely disgusted with Darcey. She has spent what 2 days or so with Gorgi and she yet again dumps her precious and smart daughters for some lug nut. Their father has seemed to have given up on his two f-upped daughters and rightfully so. I can smell their desperation from 2000 miles away.

[Shelbie]

If they are this desperate at 45 I can’t imagine how they will be in 10 years. I think they will still be chasing after men in their 30s but the men will be even more shallow and weird. Both sisters will be frantic for more plastic surgery and the effects will be even more futile. I think Darcy will not cope well with her daughters being young and attractive and living their own lives. 

Edited September 28, 2020 by Shelbie

[nytonc]

Stacey’s wedding dress - just, NO!  Did Florian borrow that suit from his little brother? Stacey looks like she put on weight. Pregnant?

Darcey left her important possessions at home to shack up with the Bulgarian boyfriend. I’m glad she’s taking it slow in this relationship.

[deirdra]

1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I am aging myself but whenever they mention Albania it reminds me of the "Cheers" Episode where Coach was learning Geography:  "Albania!  Albania!  You border on the Adriatic!"

I think of the Simpson's episode "The Crepes of Wrath", when Bart went to France and was replaced by an Albanian exchange student.

Darcey and Stacey turned 46 on Sept 23.

Edited September 28, 2020 by deirdra

[StatisticalOutlier]

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

My theory is that Darcey and Stacey were those insecure kids in school who desperately wanted to be part of the popular clique but were never accepted.

I think they actually have said as much.

 

48 minutes ago, deirdra said:

I think of the Simpson's episode "The Crepes of Wrath", when Bart went to France and was replaced by an Albanian exchange student.

And I think of the episode of Top Gear, where they were trying to determine the best car for a leading light in the Albanian mafia, and James at one point exclaimed, "Oh, crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers!"

Albania really gets around.

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

When the Silva Twits were talking about getting hotel rooms for quarantine, (without the most important things in Darcy's life, her children), they showed The Inn at Middletown behind them but then they showed them going in a building that looked like an office building, anyone notice that?  I

I think Stacey and Florian temporarily moved into the Inn when the B&B over the salon had to close due to Covid, but the long term rental hotel suites the sisters moved to appeared to be in a more modern high rise building. It must also be in the next town since they had to hurriedly travel back to Middletown to reaffirm their vows (before her Range Rover turned in a pumpkin at midnight.) And as far as Stacey changing her dress, maybe she couldn’t drive in that puddle of tulle. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

23 minutes ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

Albania really gets around.

Slutty Albania.

[LucyEth]

I just cannot believe Darcey actually left her daughters (if they really live with her) to move into a small apartment so she could be locked up with a man she hardly knows.  Could it all be for the show?  The feeding of the strawberries and the discussion of his last name was so embarrassing to watch, she continues to act like a submissive sex object.  What a laugh, a 45 year old woman should know better, she is acting like an ass.  Why can’t she ever just have a normal relationship.  I missed the end so I don’t get what she is talking about concerning Georgi and “not telling anyone”.  That should be good, guess she will start blubbering as usual.  

Stacey and Florian getting married without anyone knowing, I don’t get the point.  They don’t annoy me as much Darcey and her various lovers.

[Mrs. Hanson]

Okay, I just watched this whole episode and I feel unclean.  "Hey girls.  I am going to go live in an apartment with a guy I have met once.  Ya cool with that?  He has  lived here 8 years and we could put it off as there is no 90 days but I am really horny.  Great!"

Talking about changing her name.  Ugh.  Filming themselves about to shower together?

Stacey, you did not know you have to get married in the same town you purchased your license?  I can't believe the clerk did not mention that little fact.

Defending Florian in bed?  "They are not doing anything"  THEY ARE IN BED TOGETHER!!!

I must bathe now to make it right.

Edited September 29, 2020 by Mrs. Hanson

[magemaud]

5 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

So Stacey got married without her kids there?

Stacey never allows her sons to be filmed and I have to give her credit for that decision

[RubySoho]

When Darcey was driving to the apartment/unloading her SUV - did anyone else notice the “House of 11” plug scribbled in Sharpie on her surgical mask?! 💀💀💀

[magemaud]

37 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

Stacey and Florian getting married without anyone knowing, I don’t get the point.

Stacey explained something about having to get married within the 90 day timeline, but she didn't want anyone in her family to give her advice, especially the naysayers. Now we see Darcey will get some incriminating info about Florian that she absolutely needs to share before the wedding, but, oh no! Too late! 

[Baltimore Betty]

Stacey realizes they have to get married ASAP but starts talking about how she imagined getting married at a castle in some foreign country or some such stupidness then proceeds to do a half assed job with a quicky wedding not even knowing about what town she has to be married in, can you imagine her planning a destination wedding!?

How did she button up the back of that horrible ball gown wedding dress?  If it was Florian he (did a lousy job of buttoning up his own shirt) saw her in her dress before the wedding, that could be bad luck...like their relationship might have a curse on it, lol.

[Grifter Lives]

4 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I liked Florian back in the Tom days, he ran interference adn soothed a crying (shocker!) Darcy - "Hey now!  Who said he doesn't love you?  Of course he does!"  He seemed so sweet.  What happened?

 

24 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Stacey explained something about having to get married within the 90 day timeline, but she didn't want anyone in her family to give her advice, especially the naysayers. Now we see Darcey will get some incriminating info about Florian that she absolutely needs to share before the wedding, but, oh no! Too late! 

Darcey is a sympathetic and vulnerable, but ridiculous, character.  Her storyline is the same no matter what iteration she's in, but she has a role in the 90 Day franchise.  Stacey is a hanger-on and now is a Darcey knock-off. 

Stacey always presented herself as the voice of reason by judging Darcey's trainwreck relationships.  On the Albanian vacation, at the famous marriage bridge, Stacey was oh-so positive that Florian and she were destined to be married from the moment they met (online)  and that their love was unbreakable, because they had been going so strong, without any bumps along the way, for 5 years in a long-distance romance of the century.

But, in this spinoff, we're supposed to be intrigued by Florian's infidelity, possible ulterior motives and  the strength of their relationship so that we worry for Stacey.  It's too late to change the script. This is one of thebig reasons that this show is so unwatchable.  

[magemaud]

From the commercials for next week, what does everybody think “came to the surface” during quarantine with Giorgi that Darcey can’t discuss with him and who did she talk to instead? Did she go back to the therapist for a second session? 

Edited September 29, 2020 by magemaud

[Gobi]

9 hours ago, magemaud said:

From the commercials for next week, what does everybody think “came to the surface” during quarantine with Giorgi that Darcey can’t discuss with him and who did she talk to instead? Did she go back to the therapist for a second session? 

STD.

[Mrs. Hanson]

9 hours ago, magemaud said:

From the commercials for next week, what does everybody think “came to the surface” during quarantine with Giorgi that Darcey can’t discuss with him and who did she talk to instead? Did she go back to the therapist for a second session? 

That he has a girlfriend back in DC and no plans to give her up.

That he is a gigalo.

That they are horribly incompatable in close quarters and she regrets getting involved with him.

That "Oh baby you are so special!" and "Wow you are so sexy" can only last so long.

That she cut the cable tv cord and is now streaming.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

That he has a girlfriend back in DC and no plans to give her up.

That he is a gigalo.

That they are horribly incompatable in close quarters and she regrets getting involved with him.

That "Oh baby you are so special!" and "Wow you are so sexy" can only last so long.

That she cut the cable tv cord and is now streaming.

F, all of the above!

 

[2dogmom]

21 hours ago, TrininisaScorp said:

I was waiting for Stacey and that ridic dress to go up like a baked Alaska

I too was waiting for what seemed inevitable ball of flames....but the baked Alaska reference is just perfect.  

we need to bring back the baked Alaska, my childhood flashed before my eyes.

[essexjan]

So, lockdown happens and Georgi, as a personal trainer, isn't able to work anymore. The D&S producers rub their hands with glee and offer him a contract if he agrees to Darcey's suggestion to move in with her for the duration of the quarantine.  Darcey thinks it's because he wants a relationship with her. In truth it's because his only source of income has dried up and what else is he going to do?

So Darcey dresses herself in her interpretation of a Greek Goddess nightgown, douses herself with perfume (probably called 'Desperation') as he arrives at the door and then once again flings herself into a childish fantasy that this is a real relationship. It took her about two minutes to bring the conversation (if their 'you so beautiful', 'you're so handsome' exchanges can be described as 'conversation') around to the wine his family makes which has his family name and Darcey saying that his name has a 'ring' to it - and then "get it? Your name has a ring to it!". Oh dear...

At their talking head the next morning Georgi was talking about how this was an experiment and he is open to seeing how it goes but Darcey's face was a picture of crestfallen disappointment, barely holding back the tears because he's not proposed yet.

Florian is fugly and has no personality. But Stacey is a witch and so they probably deserve one another. How they didn't manage to set the building on fire, particularly with her in that hideous polyester wedding dress, I'll never know.

I hope Darcey's daughters have better female role models in their lives than their mother and aunt.

[Baltimore Betty]

47 minutes ago, essexjan said:

So, lockdown happens and Georgi, as a personal trainer, isn't able to work anymore. The D&S producers rub their hands with glee and offer him a contract if he agrees to Darcey's suggestion to move in with her for the duration of the quarantine.  Darcey thinks it's because he wants a relationship with her. In truth it's because his only source of income has dried up and what else is he going to do?

So Darcey dresses herself in her interpretation of a Greek Goddess nightgown, douses herself with perfume (probably called 'Desperation') as he arrives at the door and then once again flings herself into a childish fantasy that this is a real relationship. It took her about two minutes to bring the conversation (if their 'you so beautiful', 'you're so handsome' exchanges can be described as 'conversation') around to the wine his family makes which has his family name and Darcey saying that his name has a 'ring' to it - and then "get it? Your name has a ring to it!". Oh dear...

At their talking head the next morning Georgi was talking about how this was an experiment and he is open to seeing how it goes but Darcey's face was a picture of crestfallen disappointment, barely holding back the tears because he's not proposed yet.

Florian is fugly and has no personality. But Stacey is a witch and so they probably deserve one another. How they didn't manage to set the building on fire, particularly with her in that hideous polyester wedding dress, I'll never know.

I hope Darcey's daughters have better female role models in their lives than their mother and aunt.

I love your Georgi scenario, perfectly explained!

Florian was made from spare parts found in a dumpster behind their plastic surgeon's office by Dr. Stacey Frankenstein.

[Persnickety1]

22 hours ago, nytonc said:

Stacey’s wedding dress - just, NO!  Did Florian borrow that suit from his little brother? Stacey looks like she put on weight. Pregnant?

Darcey left her important possessions at home to shack up with the Bulgarian boyfriend. I’m glad she’s taking it slow in this relationship.

He looked like he was dragged out of his crypt and was still wearing his burial suit.  

This dude could have a role as a walker in TWD and he'd blend right in.  No special effects or makeup needed.  

And that's not a good thing 🤢

[GrammyPammy]

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This episode was sooooo cringey.

Darcy’s daughters are basically raising themselves.

Florian seems slow mentally or on a high dose of Xanax. His Cro-Magnum profile, the too-tight Little Lord Fauntleroy suit and velvet slippers, he couldn’t be less appealing. 

Darcey and Georgio’s sexytime banter on the bed was bizarro. 

With 5 minutes to spare Stacey does a complete wardrobe change into Carol Channing’s signature number? Yeah, right.

This show is BEYOND ridiculous!
 

(can’t get rid of spoiler bar, sorry.)
 

 

[deirdra]

16 hours ago, magemaud said:

From the commercials for next week, what does everybody think “came to the surface” during quarantine with Giorgi that Darcey can’t discuss with him and who did she talk to instead? Did she go back to the therapist for a second session? 

Georgi saw Darcy's "flaws from having given birth" since she wasn't able to shower and live with him 24/7 with the lights off, like she did when nekkid during their first two "dates".

[Dustbunny]

I wonder what Georgie's working on...

maybe something to make her pass out and stfu so he can relax.... and... is that a wedding ring?  🧐

Edited September 29, 2020 by Dustbunny
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[LucyEth]

I think the problem is some kind of fear or anxiety issue brought out because of Covid and having to quarantine.  Who knows though, it could be the plans to go to California or something else equally stupid.

Edited September 30, 2020 by LucyEth

[Joan of Argh]

7 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

I wonder what Georgie's working on...

maybe something to make her pass out and stfu so he can relax.... and... is that a wedding ring?  🧐

Wouldn't it be something if all this time that Darcey's been in an uproar about Florian's infidelity..... Georgi's been married.  😂 

I know, I know... But it's fun to dream... 

 

[magemaud]

That picture! Could he get any LESS attractive? I find him downright fugly. My theory is he’s whipping up some kind of “Mickey” to slip into Darcey’s wine so he can escape. 

Edited September 30, 2020 by magemaud

[magemaud]

On 9/29/2020 at 9:11 AM, Mrs. Hanson said:

 

On 9/28/2020 at 11:37 PM, magemaud said:

From the commercials for next week, what does everybody think “came to the surface” during quarantine with Giorgi that Darcey can’t discuss with him and who did she talk to instead? Did she go back to the therapist for a second session? 

That he has a girlfriend back in DC and no plans to give her up

 

Or better yet, Darcey noticed the ring but he never mentioned that he’s married and she doesn’t know how to ask him about that nagging little detail 

Edited September 30, 2020 by magemaud

[magemaud]

Since I can’t decide, I’m taking a poll...

Who is uglier, Florian or Georgi? 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

9 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Or better yet, Darcey noticed the ring but he never mentioned that he’s married and she doesn’t know how to ask him about that little detail 

I am hoping whatever it is we get the Greek Chorus of "Get away from me, you never loved me."

Darcey approaches each relationship the exact same way reaping the exact same results, it must be exhausting to be anywhere near her most days.

9 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Since I can’t decide, I’m taking a poll...

Who is uglier, Florian or Georgi? 

 

Yes.

[mmecorday]

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Since I can’t decide, I’m taking a poll...

Who is uglier, Florian or Georgi? 

This is not fair because you're comparing a corpse with someone who displays signs of life.

[Frozendiva]

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Edited October 1, 2020 by Frozendiva
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[Baltimore Betty]

4 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

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Get out of my life, you never loved me.