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Persnickety1
Persnickety1

When Darcey and Stacey refer to Georgi and Florian being so HOT, all I can do is think they need to invest some of their TLC money into LASIK eye surgery.   I think Florian looks like a heroin ad

nytonc
nytonc

I can’t even look at these two since they got their new faces! All I see is  

Gobi
Gobi

You’re biased.

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bichonblitz

bichonblitz

Very sad to hear about Florian's sister dying of cancer at the age of 36.

That said, now let's dig in to Florian. For many seasons he and Stacy have been saying he was a model in Albania. Bullshit! That guy never modeled a day in his life. He can't even stand up straight or look at the camera. He completely void of any personality. I loved the mean girl modeling agency, they were spot on with the analysis of Flor (as Michael calls him). 

Botox does not swell the face, it just evens out the wrinkles. It's the filler that makes the face look swollen and these two are full of it.  Lip injections are considered filler, also. Botox is needed every 3 to 6 mos depending on how your body absorbs it. Filler could last up to a year. These bishe's need to stop for a while once the procedures start to dissipate. Will they ever do that? Noooooo!

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Kellyee

Kellyee

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That said, now let's dig in to Florian. For many seasons he and Stacy have been saying he was a model in Albania. Bullshit! That guy never modeled a day in his life. He can't even stand up straight or look at the camera. He completely void of any personality. I loved the mean girl modeling agency, they were spot on with the analysis of Flor (as Michael calls him). 

I didn't think the modeling agents were mean at all. It's a business, not a charity. How you look is the interview, since the photos are all based on appearance. Florian's poses and expressions were stiff and awkward, and he is way too pale to get a modeling job in Florida. And he showed up unprepared with no headshots or anything. If he wants to be a professional model, he needs to work at it. But I suspect he doesn't want any job at all, from his attitude. I think he is waiting until divorcing Stacy won't result in him being deported, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's on social media already lining up another Sugar Mama.

The matchmaker needs to concentrate on getting Darcy to date her own age, and not focus on her outfits. Darcy's personality is set, and you're not going to turn her into someone else at this point. I thought her date was a pretty good match for her in looks and background. 

I would bet a million dollars that Darcy and Georgi are getting back together. She hasn't learned her lesson, and I can tell she doesn't like the idea of dating a normal-looking dude her own age. Georgi will be back.

 

 

 

 

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Welshman in Ca

Welshman in Ca

6 minutes ago, Kellyee said:

I think he is waiting until divorcing Stacy won't result in him being deported, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's on social media already lining up another Sugar Mama.

 

I keep reading this but there is zero chance of him being deported just for divorcing her so there's no need for him to wait for that reason.

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Hotel Snarker

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Finally, MICHELLE THE MATCHMAKER is brutally honest with Darcey, but she still can't help herself from looking like a skank...

They are clueless when it comes to running a business. They are only somewhat successful due to their dad's success and money. Why do they still live with their dad?? GROW UP LADIES, you look ridiculous and are an embarrassment.

And to top it off, they are so pretentious and full of themselves, WHYYY? I don't think they have mirrors in CT, or Miami and wherever they go. They should watch their own aired episodes and see what 'WE' have to see...THAT HAIR DOESN'T EVEN MATCH!!! Yikes, what a trainwreck. At the age of 95, they are going to look so ridiculous with their triple ZZZZ water balloons, flotation devices.

They should invest their money into a 'hair extension manufacturer', and those duck lips are bigger then their own face. So much injections, they swell up...not a good look!!!

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magemaud

magemaud

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From this week’s ad: I would be absolutely mortified if my mother was braying, “Class of 22!” at my high school graduation. 

Darcey going on and on about how her daughter is “oneofakindnobodyelseintheworldislikeher” 

What a ridiculous statement. EVERYBODY in the world is unique, even if they go to great lengths to attempt to be artificially made exactly like their twin. It's never going to happen

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magemaud

magemaud

17 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why do they still live with their dad??

I’ve always figured they use their dad’s address so Darcey’s girls can go to school in his district and stay with him while the twins are off filming their exploits. 

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Quof

Quof

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

Darcey going on and on about how her daughter is “uniquenobodyelseintheworldislikeher” 

Yet if you look at the group of young women going to the prom, they all looked exactly the same - the exact same hair colour and style, the same muppet eyelashes, the same fish lips....

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magemaud

magemaud

36 minutes ago, Quof said:

Yet if you look at the group of young women going to the prom, they all looked exactly the same - the exact same hair colour and style, the same muppet eyelashes, the same fish lips....

Actually I thought Aniko's dress was a little sluttier than the other girls'. 

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renatae

renatae

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Darcey's ho look needs a new name, because she doesn't think she looks like a ho. 'K

They both looked like all that plastic work was going to melt off their faces during that almost cake tasting.

Georgi for best man. What could go wrong?

 

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1011101010001

1011101010001

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6 hours ago, renatae said:

They both looked like all that plastic work was going to melt off their faces during that almost cake tasting.

At one point I think they mixed two different cakes on one fork which would seem to complicate cake selection.

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goofygirl

goofygirl

Good Lord.  Every freaking year they have some plastic surgery in TURKEY!!  And it sounds like they  were there during the earthquake??  Sweet tap dancing Jeebus.  I really think they are completely and totally under some serious mental illness that makes you think... "Hmmm... It was LAST YEAR that I had a ton of plastic surgery, I think I need some MORE! So I can look like BARBIE!"

They're gonna end up like that lady who ended up looking like a cat.  Only they'll end up looking like a trout.

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LEILANI2

LEILANI2

On 2/19/2023 at 9:29 PM, MrBuhBye said:

I would wonder about Georgi as a lot of male masseurs have male clients and provide happy endings and more.

I was just pondering this possibility about Georgi's massage business.  Both Georgi and Florian give me escort vibes servicing both men and women.

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1011101010001

1011101010001

35 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I was just pondering this possibility about Georgi's massage business.  Both Georgi and Florian give me escort vibes servicing both men and women.

I think a female customer is going to hire a masseur at a hotel or legit spa. Guys that work out of their homes are going to attract male customers because women are not going to go to some random guy’s home.  Also I think masseurs can upcharge male customers for “extras” in ways that women wouldn’t go for.

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Hotel Snarker

Hotel Snarker

When Darcey was taking off her pants, you can see the tags on the ankles. Again, tags!!

Also, their "collaboration" fashion was literally embroidered wings on the back of a sweatshirt with "Impossible Kicks" embroidered on the front? That took weeks???

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Baltimore Betty

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Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

When Darcey was taking off her pants, you can see the tags on the ankles. Again, tags!!

Also, their "collaboration" fashion was literally embroidered wings on the back of a sweatshirt with "Impossible Kicks" embroidered on the front? That took weeks???

That confused me, why wouldn't they brand it with their stupid HOF11 logo? Were they going to be the house brand? Also, that guy had no other vendors that could design a bright colored sweat shirt?

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

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1011101010001

1011101010001

On 3/1/2023 at 4:26 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

When Darcey was taking off her pants, you can see the tags on the ankles. Again, tags!!

Also, their "collaboration" fashion was literally embroidered wings on the back of a sweatshirt with "Impossible Kicks" embroidered on the front? That took weeks???

Also how is a sweatshirt or a hoodie Miami inspired?  It’s too sticky to wear that.

On 3/1/2023 at 4:29 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

Wasn’t that a Versace thing? And once he was murdered the angel thing isn’t so fun.

On 3/1/2023 at 9:31 PM, MagicEyes said:

Darcey and Georgi are getting back together, aren’t they? 🙄 It’s hard to cheer for a dysfunctional relationship, even if it’s not real. 

I’m glad he cut his hair but ixnay on the blond highlights.

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Joan of Argh

Joan of Argh

On 3/1/2023 at 2:29 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

That confused me, why wouldn't they brand it with their stupid HOF11 logo? Were they going to be the house brand? Also, that guy had no other vendors that could design a bright colored sweat shirt?

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

Ok I’m not sure where I got this impression but I thought the angel wings were for Darcey and Stacey’s dead brother.

 

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Baltimore Betty

Baltimore Betty

4 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Ok I’m not sure where I got this impression but I thought the angel wings were for Darcey and Stacey’s dead brother.

 

Yes, maybe, I don't know but regardless their style both personal and design/business wise is outdated and wildly uninspired.  

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magemaud

magemaud

8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Ok I’m not sure where I got this impression but I thought the angel wings were for Darcey and Stacey’s dead brother.

 

You’re right, that’s why there are wings on the House of 11 logo and they put them on clothing and accessories. The number 11 also holds some significance to their brother but I forget exactly what. 

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Kellyee

Kellyee

I saw hoodies on sale this weekend at Kohls in bright colors. There is no difference between those and what Darcy and Stacey are trying to sell. People need to stop trying to break into already saturated industries. 

And does anyone else think the House of Eleven log appears to say Hell?

I can't believe Darcy is going to cry during yet another date. Its like her trademark from the very beginning when she was dating Jesse. I want to ask her ex-husband if she cried during dates with him too. 

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magemaud

magemaud

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4 hours ago, Kellyee said:

I can't believe Darcy is going to cry during yet another date.

Proving yet again she's NOT a "strong, empowered woman." 

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Fable

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I cracked up when Cicero said he had to leave because he had left his daughters with a babysitter.  Didn't he say they were 14 and 16 or somewhere in that range?  

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magemaud

magemaud

35 minutes ago, Fable said:

I cracked up when Cicero said he had to leave because he had left his daughters with a babysitter.  Didn't he say they were 14 and 16 or somewhere in that range?  

That’s the second time he played the Daughter Card to get out of a date 

Cicero also appears to have the veneer Unitooth 

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charmed1

charmed1

17 hours ago, Kellyee said:

I saw hoodies on sale this weekend at Kohls in bright colors. There is no difference between those and what Darcy and Stacey are trying to sell. People need to stop trying to break into already saturated industries. 

And does anyone else think the House of Eleven log appears to say Hell?

I can't believe Darcy is going to cry during yet another date. Its like her trademark from the very beginning when she was dating Jesse. I want to ask her ex-husband if she cried during dates with him too. 

Yes! When Florian was wearing that black baseball cap on the beach, that’s exactly what I thought it said. 

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