Darcey & Stacey

[magemaud]

Don’t forget, Florian is NOT a ***** drunkey. 

[renatae]

Darcey's ho look needs a new name, because she doesn't think she looks like a ho. 'K

They both looked like all that plastic work was going to melt off their faces during that almost cake tasting.

Georgi for best man. What could go wrong?

 

Edited February 25, 2023 by renatae

[1011101010001]

6 hours ago, renatae said:

They both looked like all that plastic work was going to melt off their faces during that almost cake tasting.

At one point I think they mixed two different cakes on one fork which would seem to complicate cake selection.

Edited February 25, 2023 by MrBuhBye

[Frozendiva]

Some details about Darcey’s Barbie makeover.

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-darcey-undergoes-barbie-plastic-surgery/

[Welshman in Ca]

13 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Some details about Darcey’s Barbie makeover.

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-darcey-undergoes-barbie-plastic-surgery/

 

Spoiler

"But lately, Darcey has been trying to embrace her natural beauty."

 Trying to embrace her natural beauty ????????????????????????  🤣🤣🤣🤣

Didn't mean to put spoiler.

Edited February 26, 2023 by Welshman in Ca

[goofygirl]

Good Lord.  Every freaking year they have some plastic surgery in TURKEY!!  And it sounds like they  were there during the earthquake??  Sweet tap dancing Jeebus.  I really think they are completely and totally under some serious mental illness that makes you think... "Hmmm... It was LAST YEAR that I had a ton of plastic surgery, I think I need some MORE! So I can look like BARBIE!"

They're gonna end up like that lady who ended up looking like a cat.  Only they'll end up looking like a trout.

[Frozendiva]

I laughed at this one.

 

[LEILANI2]

On 2/19/2023 at 9:29 PM, MrBuhBye said:

I would wonder about Georgi as a lot of male masseurs have male clients and provide happy endings and more.

I was just pondering this possibility about Georgi's massage business.  Both Georgi and Florian give me escort vibes servicing both men and women.

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35 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I was just pondering this possibility about Georgi's massage business.  Both Georgi and Florian give me escort vibes servicing both men and women.

I think a female customer is going to hire a masseur at a hotel or legit spa. Guys that work out of their homes are going to attract male customers because women are not going to go to some random guy’s home.  Also I think masseurs can upcharge male customers for “extras” in ways that women wouldn’t go for.

[Hotel Snarker]

When Darcey was taking off her pants, you can see the tags on the ankles. Again, tags!!

Also, their "collaboration" fashion was literally embroidered wings on the back of a sweatshirt with "Impossible Kicks" embroidered on the front? That took weeks???

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

When Darcey was taking off her pants, you can see the tags on the ankles. Again, tags!!

Also, their "collaboration" fashion was literally embroidered wings on the back of a sweatshirt with "Impossible Kicks" embroidered on the front? That took weeks???

That confused me, why wouldn't they brand it with their stupid HOF11 logo? Were they going to be the house brand? Also, that guy had no other vendors that could design a bright colored sweat shirt?

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

[Texasmom1970]

3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

Not at all. But look at the hideous clothes Darcey & Stacey wear daily!

[MagicEyes]

Darcey and Georgi are getting back together, aren’t they? 🙄 It’s hard to cheer for a dysfunctional relationship, even if it’s not real. 

[jojo3couleurs]

I already predict they will have a huge fight, but then we will see them both in the same bed the morning after.

 

just like Angela and Mykull.

[1011101010001]

On 3/1/2023 at 4:26 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

When Darcey was taking off her pants, you can see the tags on the ankles. Again, tags!!

Also, their "collaboration" fashion was literally embroidered wings on the back of a sweatshirt with "Impossible Kicks" embroidered on the front? That took weeks???

Also how is a sweatshirt or a hoodie Miami inspired?  It’s too sticky to wear that.

On 3/1/2023 at 4:29 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

Wasn’t that a Versace thing? And once he was murdered the angel thing isn’t so fun.

On 3/1/2023 at 9:31 PM, MagicEyes said:

Darcey and Georgi are getting back together, aren’t they? 🙄 It’s hard to cheer for a dysfunctional relationship, even if it’s not real. 

I’m glad he cut his hair but ixnay on the blond highlights.

[magemaud]

What I learned this week: You can shave Darcey’s ass but stay away from the Boofy. 

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59 minutes ago, magemaud said:

What I learned this week: You can shave Darcey’s ass but stay away from the Boofy. 

They are hairy little trolls.

[Joan of Argh]

On 3/1/2023 at 2:29 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

That confused me, why wouldn't they brand it with their stupid HOF11 logo? Were they going to be the house brand? Also, that guy had no other vendors that could design a bright colored sweat shirt?

Are angel wings even a thing in fashion anymore?

Ok I’m not sure where I got this impression but I thought the angel wings were for Darcey and Stacey’s dead brother.

 

[Baltimore Betty]

4 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Ok I’m not sure where I got this impression but I thought the angel wings were for Darcey and Stacey’s dead brother.

 

Yes, maybe, I don't know but regardless their style both personal and design/business wise is outdated and wildly uninspired.  

[magemaud]

8 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Ok I’m not sure where I got this impression but I thought the angel wings were for Darcey and Stacey’s dead brother.

 

You’re right, that’s why there are wings on the House of 11 logo and they put them on clothing and accessories. The number 11 also holds some significance to their brother but I forget exactly what. 

[Baltimore Betty]

9 hours ago, magemaud said:

The number 11 also holds some significance

It is their combined IQ.

[1011101010001]

34 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is their combined IQ.

It sounds like they might have finished just one year at that unnamed college in West Virginia.

[Frozendiva]

Her new face.

https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/comments/11i9vf0/omg_darceys_new_face_is_this_from_the_latest/

 

[1011101010001]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Her new face.

https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/comments/11i9vf0/omg_darceys_new_face_is_this_from_the_latest/

 

Hate to break it to her but that does not look like Barbie at all.

[Frozendiva]

5 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

Hate to break it to her but that does not look like Barbie at all.

I think it is a baby face makeover. 
 

https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/comments/11i3z5u/jump_scare_warning/

 

[Baltimore Betty]

10 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Her new face.

https://www.reddit.com/r/90dayfianceuncensored/comments/11i9vf0/omg_darceys_new_face_is_this_from_the_latest/

 

Was the surgeon drunk?

First, why would a surgeon even attempt to do more work on her face, secondly what does she see when she looks in a mirror and thirdly, Allspice and Anvil may not have a college fund anymore.  

 

[1011101010001]

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

why would a surgeon even attempt to do more work on her face

$$$

[magemaud]

Did Stacey also have this atrocious surgery? 

[1011101010001]

5 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Was the surgeon drunk?

Coincidentally one of the plots on Chicago Fire this week.  A drunk doctor botched a varicose veins procedure.

[libgirl2]

23 hours ago, magemaud said:

Did Stacey also have this atrocious surgery? 

I'm sure she did. 

[Kellyee]

I saw hoodies on sale this weekend at Kohls in bright colors. There is no difference between those and what Darcy and Stacey are trying to sell. People need to stop trying to break into already saturated industries. 

And does anyone else think the House of Eleven log appears to say Hell?

I can't believe Darcy is going to cry during yet another date. Its like her trademark from the very beginning when she was dating Jesse. I want to ask her ex-husband if she cried during dates with him too. 

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Kellyee said:

I can't believe Darcy is going to cry during yet another date.

Proving yet again she's NOT a "strong, empowered woman." 

Edited March 7, 2023 by magemaud

[Eldemarge]

I can't believe I'm not at the gym tonight.

I'm here because I LOAV U 

[Fable]

I cracked up when Cicero said he had to leave because he had left his daughters with a babysitter.  Didn't he say they were 14 and 16 or somewhere in that range?  

[magemaud]

35 minutes ago, Fable said:

I cracked up when Cicero said he had to leave because he had left his daughters with a babysitter.  Didn't he say they were 14 and 16 or somewhere in that range?  

That’s the second time he played the Daughter Card to get out of a date 

Cicero also appears to have the veneer Unitooth 

[Pepper Mostly]

On 3/5/2023 at 9:39 AM, Baltimore Betty said:

Allspice and Anvil may not have a college fund anymore. 

Allspice and Anvil! I am DEAD

[charmed1]

17 hours ago, Kellyee said:

I saw hoodies on sale this weekend at Kohls in bright colors. There is no difference between those and what Darcy and Stacey are trying to sell. People need to stop trying to break into already saturated industries. 

And does anyone else think the House of Eleven log appears to say Hell?

I can't believe Darcy is going to cry during yet another date. Its like her trademark from the very beginning when she was dating Jesse. I want to ask her ex-husband if she cried during dates with him too. 

Yes! When Florian was wearing that black baseball cap on the beach, that’s exactly what I thought it said. 

[Texasmom1970]

On 3/4/2023 at 9:59 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Hate to break it to her but that does not look like Barbie at all.

I know! What kind of messed up Barbie dolls did they have as kids?!

[Welshman in Ca]

2 minutes ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I know! What kind of messed up Barbie dolls did they have as kids?!

The world famous & very limited edition melting face Barbie.

[bichonblitz]

Look at Georgi getting all possessive over who Darcey is dating and asking all the questions. She's free and moving on, Geo. Take a hint. I hope she doesn't go back with him. I thought she handled herself very well with both Georgie and Cisero. She looked pretty and not slutty with her white pants suit and sparkly top. Too bad the guy's not very interested. Nice enough but keeps making excuse for breaking dates or having to leave early. RED flag.

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5 hours ago, Welshman in Ca said:

The world famous & very limited edition melting face Barbie.

Barbie bred with the Scream mask.

4 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Nice enough but keeps making excuse for breaking dates or having to leave early. RED flag.

Well Big Ed did claim he had no time to date while raising his daughter and Cicero has two lol.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 hours ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I know! What kind of messed up Barbie dolls did they have as kids?!

Boring Barbara. 

[magemaud]

7 hours ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I know! What kind of messed up Barbie dolls did they have as kids?!

Maybe they had the very first Bratz Dolls 

[Texasmom1970]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Maybe they had the very first Bratz Dolls 

Maybe, if they also had been melted a bit in a fireplace 😀

[Eldemarge]

22 hours ago, Fable said:

I cracked up when Cicero said he had to leave because he had left his daughters with a babysitter.  Didn't he say they were 14 and 16 or somewhere in that range?  

I have this theory that Darcey was his pre-game and he had another date to get to while he still had that lambo rental.  That's why he had to shuffle off so fast.

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12 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I have this theory that Darcey was his pre-game and he had another date to get to while he still had that lambo rental.  That's why he had to shuffle off so fast.

I thought it odd that he picked her up but left her to find her own way home.

[jojo3couleurs]

I could hear Florian’s shirt buttons screaming while they were having the talk with Georgi! 
 

I can’t believe it but Florian is really growing on me. When he told Darcey she didn’t read books was hilarious!

[Texasmom1970]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

I thought it odd that he picked her up but left her to find her own way home.

I know such a gentleman. 😃

[1011101010001]

1 hour ago, Texasmom1970 said:

I know such a gentleman. 😃

But he is smitten lol.

[Kellyee]

Quote

I know such a gentleman. 😃

I did online dating for years, and Cicero is showing some red flags. First he cancels their first date at the very last minute. Then he shows up for the second date but bails early. Ever read the book "He's Just Not That Into You"? Cicero is not all that smitten with Darcy. And I don't think it's because she cried, as pathetic as that was. Either he's just not that into Darcy, or he's not that into dating in general and is hoping to fill time and get a booty call. The Matchmaker should be addressing his flakiness, for all the money she is likely getting paid.

At least Darcy's date outfit was reasonably nice. I have to give her credit for that. It was a lot better than what she wore for the first meetup with Cicero. 

And I think Aspyn and Aniko are reasonably cute girls. I hope they don't go down the plastic surgery route like their mother. 

I still say Darcy will be back together with Georgi before the end of the season.