S10.E11: Kiss and Tell All

[nexxie]

I’d like Eileen back because she’s smart and not easy to con - NO to Brandi, Camille, LVP, Kim and Adrienne.

[RealHousewife]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

I’d like Eileen back because she’s smart and not easy to con - NO to Brandi, Camille, LVP, Kim and Adrienne.

I loved Eileen. And even though things went sour between them, I'd want LVP back too. Kim hasn't been interesting to me since the early seasons. Brandi and Camille, albeit to a lesser degree, are too mean for my tastes. I'm not too opposed to Adrienne coming back. I'm curious what she's going on in her life. 

[nexxie]

9 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

Daddy didn't love her enough?? 

Probably true - her parents broke up before her first birthday.

[Mr. Miner]

Who is this Garcelle I keep seeing mentioned here? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[OFDgal]

13 hours ago, Marley said:

That pink neon sign in the entryway at Kyles house is so ugly. It hurts my eyes and it’s just tacky as fuck. Who thought that shot was a good idea lol.

And the pink lighting to keep the dogs calm!  I thought the sign was just for the party.  Must have been Faye's tacky decorating.

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, OdinO. said:

Teddi's weight has fluctuated. I do believe she has had work but, not a lot.

Her first wedding when quite young.

It is not just weight loss.  Nose job, upper lip, fillers, fake teeth, Botox at a minimum.

Nobody would know these are the same women.

Your upper lip doesn't swell when you lose weight.  Your teeth don't magically get replaced either.

She looks like she's in the Witness Protection program.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[Mar]

I haven’t read the other comments yet, and I imagine this has already been stated, but I had forgotten how truly despicable and vile Brandi is. I can’t imagine deliberately destroying someone the way she just did on national television. She really has no concept of boundaries. And the other women are disgusting for piling on.

[Ms Blue Jay]

Teddi has the same Instagram face that so many women like her have today.  The straightened bridge, the ballpoint tip, the fake teeth, the swollen upper lip.  These things don't come with weight loss.

Your nose and your ears are body parts that continuously grow until you die.  They don't get 'refined' with age.

Somebody's description of Instagram face after researching with plastic surgeons:

 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[Keywestclubkid]

10 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

It is not just weight loss.  Nose job, upper lip, fillers, fake teeth, Botox at a minimum.

Nobody would know these are the same women.

Your upper lip doesn't swell when you lose weight.  Your teeth don't magically get replaced either.

The nose has been contoured to the gods if you look you can tell ... I have no idea about the rest but the noise could possibly be a good makeup job.. I know A Lot of drag queens lol  .. just throwing that out there... 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[Mar]

17 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

You’ve got seven women plus a friend.  Make them air their real stories or recast.

Yep!

[nexxie]

4 minutes ago, Mar said:

I haven’t read the other comments yet, and I imagine this has already been stated, but I had forgotten how truly despicable and vile Brandi is. I can’t imagine deliberately destroying someone the way she just did on national television. She really has no concept of boundaries. And the other women are disgusting for piling on.

There’s definitely a certain desperation in this plot - not just on Brandi’s part, but on the part of some of the other women, and even on the part of Bravo.

[Ohiopirate02]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

The nose has been contoured to the gods if you look you can tell ... I have no idea about the rest but the noise could possibly be a good makeup job .. just throwing that out there... 

I agree.  I don't think she had a nose job but hired a new makeup artist.  

[Thumper]

How can you tell the teeth are different?  Looks like her teeth were good before.

[Ms Blue Jay]

12 minutes ago, Thumper said:

How can you tell the teeth are different?  Looks like her teeth were good before.

I think that she was pretty before, overall.  She didn't need to change anything.  I understand wanting to lose weight.  But I think she did change mostly everything and I agree to disagree.  A difference in appearance for a wealthy woman is often explained by plastic surgery - I'm not suggesting the devil's work here, or that aliens have landed.  What I'm suggesting is not outlandish.  It's incredibly common in Beverly Hills and to me, that's what her features suggest.  

At least she admits to doing her breasts here:

https://people.com/health/teddi-mellencamp-opens-up-plastic-surgery/

Here she admits regular Botox injections:

https://realityblurb.com/2019/05/06/rhobh-star-teddi-mellencamp-reveals-what-plastic-surgery-procedures-shes-had-did-she-get-a-tummy-tuck/

Again, speaking about her plans to do "Botox and lasers and all kinds of things" as soon as she's allowed after pregnancy:

https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/style-living/teddi-mellencamp-arroyave-postpartum-fitness-botox

Edited July 23, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[Sweet-tea]

18 hours ago, QQQQ said:

Brandi's eyes are two different sizes. She is making the other women look natural in comparison.

I was horrified at how bad she looked in her TH. Usually they look better in the THs, but gosh... Brandi looked absolutely awful! What did she do to her face? It looks like her face is swollen, nose shrunken and eyes are off-kilter. Yikes! 

Kim also looks really bad, haggard. And I do not think it's a good idea for her as a recovering alcoholic/addict to be hanging out with a drunk like Brandi. 

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I am shocked at how much Kim has aged since she was a regular housewife. I hope she is OK.

Didn't she have a facelift a few years ago? What the heck happened? 

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Might I suggest Potomac?  It's become my favorite.  Still feels a lot more organic than this franchise.   I don't think Bravo does the Potomac franchise justice when it comes to promoting it.  

I had never watched it and binged it during the shut down. It's now my favorite HW show! I don't know why Bravo doesn't do a better job of promoting it. It does seem like it's not given the same attention as the other shows. 

I'm looking forward to the new season next month. 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Sweet-tea

[Haute Messe]

15 hours ago, Shannah Banana said:

I feel like production (Kyle) is trying to resurrect the dead with all these plastic people.  I find I blame Kyle for this whole lousy trek.  Somehow this whole season has her stubby little fingerprints all over it.  I can't prove it, but Kyle needs to stay out of Production.  She is the kiss of death.

This. She was responsible for Camille's reappearance as well, and I actually think I like her better than any of these other bitches now. And it is such a treat for us to be graced with the presence of TMCFR nearly every gawd-damn episode. Kyle's a genius. I hope that LVP is laughing her ass off at this shit pile.

[bichonblitz]

15 minutes ago, Sweet-tea said:

I was horrified at how bad she looked in her TH. Usually they look better in the THs, but gosh... Brandi looked absolutely awful! What did she do to her face? It looks like her face is swollen, nose shrunken and eyes are off-kilter. Yikes! 

Kim also looks really bad, haggard.

Kim is looking really, really bad. Pulled and stretched ,her skin is dry as a bone and  her makeup is always so wrong.  

How about Adrienne? She's gotten fluffy and her voice is so deep and raspy. She must be a heavy smoker. 

I can't with all the long, fake extensions anymore, either. So overdone, why can't they just wear their own hair maybe shoulder length with a few (very few) pieces thrown in for fullness? At least Dorito doesn't go for the awful long hair. Don't care for her but she is a stunningly beautiful woman and so is Denise. Gorgeous. Another reason for the overdone coven to be jealous of Denise.  

Edited July 23, 2020 by bichonblitz

[Mar]

6 hours ago, njbchlover said:

Aside from the whole conversation about Denise, which I don't really care one way or the other about Denise's or Brandi's sexual exploits, I was disgusted and appalled at her behavior at Kyle's event.  Falling all over everyone, falling on stage, the crappy comment/toast she made with Adrienne (did she really NEED to bring up the whole surrogacy thing again??).  She should have been escorted out, put in a car and sent on her way.  

Yes yes yes. And what was that weird comment she made about vaginas when she was at the bar and Adrienne  and Denise were there? I can’t believe the producers let her back onto our TV screens

[eelpout]

seems like some of those talking heads might have been done post COVID-19 lockdown. for instance the two of Erika are striking in their differences. Looks like one was done with a production team and the other shot on whatever phone or tablet she had on hand as neither the lighting nor focal length of the lens was flattering.

[AttackTurtle]

I’ve honestly gone back to watching Days of Our Lives.   I find the writing better and the characters much more interesting than the howives.  I’m holding on to RHNY, but one more terrible/drunken Dorinda episode and I may be out.  

[RealHousewife]

10 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

I can't with all the long, fake extensions anymore, either. So overdone, why can't they just wear their own hair maybe shoulder length with a few (very few) pieces thrown in for fullness? At least Dorito doesn't go for the awful long hair. Don't care for her but she is a stunningly beautiful woman and so is Denise. Gorgeous. Another reason for the overdone coven to be jealous of Denise.  

As much as I love long hair, Dorit is totally feminine and beautiful without it. I love that she doesn’t have extensions like most of the rest. 

I think Denise’s and Dorit’s looks are part of why Kyle doesn’t care for them the way she does some of the others. 

[Mar]

2 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

Although I liked the winter wonderland theme for Erika's shoe event, she went all out with the ice queen bit. 

I just finished watching the show 10 minutes ago and I had already completely forgotten about that event and her shoes… That’s how boring I found it

2 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

Teddi:  "I am not a shit stirrer!"  Also Teddi, as soon as the cameras are set up:  "Rinna, there is something I simply must tell you" (not because you need to know but because I can throw a wrench in your so-called friendship with Denise before she gets here!

😂😂😂

[Neurochick]

18 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

I never understood why Adrienne would keep her surrogacy a secret, so I was never really sure why she’d be mad at Brandi for revealing that in the first place.  I have no idea how anyone so tiny could just show up with twins one day and everyone not guess that she didn’t give birth.  I do understand that Brandi keeps running into Adrienne though, as I’m quite sure they frequent the same plastic surgeon

Well, no one would want it to be revealed on TV.  My understanding is that Adrienne wanted to tell her children first.  Brandi with Zero Class (probably because she was drunk/high/whatever) blurted it out.  Bravo had to edit out what she said because they didn't want Adrienne to sue her.  Brandi was WRONG for blurting that shit out on TV.  

Brandi looked awful on her TH's I didn't even recognize her.  

Wilson Philips had about 2 hit songs in the 90's, but nobody at that time sounded like them, meaning they had real voices.  

[Sweet-tea]

Is Lisa's other daughter as insufferable as Amelia? I can't remember her name.

I wonder what Harry thinks of Amelia's behavior... 

[Ohiopirate02]

6 minutes ago, Sweet-tea said:

Is Lisa's other daughter as insufferable as Amelia? I can't remember her name.

I wonder what Harry thinks of Amelia's behavior... 

I believe Mr. Camping-in-Canada-when-not-working shares the blame with his wife for his insufferable daughter.

[Luckylondon]

Some were asking if Wilson Phillips even perform together anymore or just do guest appearances. I randomly woke up at 4 am one night with Bravo still on and caught Kelly Clarkson’s talk show and Wilson Phillips was on as the musical performance guest. They sang with real voices and sounded incredible. They said that they each have lives focused outside of the musical group, but still perform together for one show each month at some music venue.

[Callaphera]

During a flashback scene to an earlier season,
Kyle: "Go away. You're not wanted."
Brandi: "Neither are you. Just ask your husband."

Kyle this episode: "Brandi never lies."

Mauricio doesn't want Kyle confirmed? 

[Grumpbump]

7 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I am jealous of the HW's going to Rome, I have been to that city 3 times and not once was I ever able to get a good photo of the Trevi Fountain without a million people in the way, but those women get a front row photo alone, no heads of strangers in the midst. UGH.

I was supposed to see Rome for the first time this coming November (for my 50th birthday and my 10th wedding anniversary) and COVID nixed that.  I don't know if I can watch next week simply because I am feeling very sorry for myself.

[VedaPierce]

Btw... I believe that Brandi is a predator. I think she knew what she was doing when she hooked up with Denise last year. Maybe she thought is was her ticket to get back on the show, seems to have worked. She had every intention of snitching about it to Kim and Kyle and I think Kim and Kyle knew about their hookup before they began filming, and that’s why Kyle guided the conversation towards threesomes at Denise’s house. That’s why the coven won’t drop it. They needed this to brew so that they can now reveal the Brandi hook-up. That’s also why Brandi kept talking about Throuples at the bar to Denise and Aaron. She was hoping Aaron would get on a high horse about it so that then her phoney tear-filled story at Kyle’s would be more damaging. They have some nerve calling Lisa a manipulator way back then. Kyle is the numero uno (Spanish for Kyle) manipulator, only she’s bad at it because she’s so disgustingly transparent, along with her shell of a sister. Vile Kyle indeed. Karma will most definitely come for her one day...

Edited July 24, 2020 by VedaPierce

[Mar]

In an interview today with the Washington Post, Denise denied the affair with Brandi and said that if she had an open marriage, she would be open about it.

[VedaPierce]

14 hours ago, Caseysgirl said:

I’ve been watching this season rather skeptically but I think I’m kind of done. These are all horrible human beings & Im tired of them calling themselves “friends” yet becoming insanely thrilled to attack them, dish about them and watch them crumble. We’ve seen this happen season after season and with the way the world is currently, this is not entertainment to me. And I don’t even want to watch for the clothing and home porn when the economy is crumbling and people are dying. I think whatever interest I had in the Real Housewives franchises in general is kind of waning.  Am I alone in feeling this way? Iv3 been a fan for years & yet now....

Agree 100%

[TattleTeeny]

Brandi looks like the non-cartoon version of someone from Home Movies.

[mothmonsterman]

I hope Denise didn’t have sex with Brandi. It would be like finding out Denise had sex with a bag of trash; just why? 

[Ms Blue Jay]

1 hour ago, Luckylondon said:

Some were asking if Wilson Phillips even perform together anymore or just do guest appearances. I randomly woke up at 4 am one night with Bravo still on and caught Kelly Clarkson’s talk show and Wilson Phillips was on as the musical performance guest. They sang with real voices and sounded incredible. They said that they each have lives focused outside of the musical group, but still perform together for one show each month at some music venue.

There's something really nice about that.  They must be so so so sick of that song.  Yet, they do it to make the fans happy.  Some musicians and bands refuse to play their most popular/requested hits, and having musicians in my family, I don't even really blame them.

Interesting fact about the band Extreme who did the great song "More than Words".  They are actually a metal/rock band and never wanted to play "More than Words" even though everyone would request it.  I think their manager or handler or whoever told them that they had to play it, because it gave them all the success to do their other music.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Ms Blue Jay

[Baltimore Betty]

55 minutes ago, Grumpbump said:

I was supposed to see Rome for the first time this coming November (for my 50th birthday and my 10th wedding anniversary) and COVID nixed that.  I don't know if I can watch next week simply because I am feeling very sorry for myself.

Rome has survived the last zillion years, it will be there waiting for you...when you are able to go I would recommend dining at Pier Luigi, it is worth the plane fare!  We had booked a Viking Cruise for this November to Lyon, Provence, Avignon, etc...we had to reschedule for next November so I feel your pain. My only complaint with the HW's going to amazing places is that I don't think they really appreciate those places, that and they stay in top notch hotels and eat in fabulous restaurants so I too get green with envy!

[Baltimore Betty]

26 minutes ago, mothmonsterman said:

I hope Denise didn’t have sex with Brandi. It would be like finding out Denise had sex with a bag of trash; just why? 

If it is true then Denise can get "cleansed," at Aaron's House of Lights and Tuning Forks.

 

[bichonblitz]

What's the deal with Kim and Brandi's friendship? Kim going over to Brandi and plopping herself between Teddi and Brandi and holding her hand, petting her, telling her to go ahead with her story it will all be ok. WTF? The whole scene was vomit inducing and phony as hell. Icing on the cake, Brandi acting all sweaty like she was hyperventilating and about to pass out if she didn't get some water. What a crew.  

Edited July 23, 2020 by bichonblitz

[Mar]

From a different message board…

Brandi in April backtracked what she said about Denise on her podcast. It turns out after this was filmed it was leaked and Denise was pissed due to it being out there and not the true story. Brandi on her podcast said, "that it was one night (not an affair) and that they made out, why is everyone getting so upset". Denise then sent C/D letters to everyone to stop the rumor/lie. 

[princelina]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

I’d like Eileen back because she’s smart and not easy to con - NO to Brandi, Camille, LVP, Kim and Adrienne.

Eileen is likable as a human being, which is why I think everyone forgets that as a RH she was Queen of the Dead Horse Beaters 😄 

[goofygirl]

I'm still not sure that all this Brandi/Denise business isn't somehow related to everybody's husbands being involved with some sort of lawsuit.  Like they throw out a shitball (the BS about Brandi/Denise) so that the other really BIG shitballs are ignored.

And WHY IN THE WORLD would ANYONE take Brandi's word for ANYTHING when at Kyle's dang CHARITY EVENT, she's blotto drunk and falls down  all over the place, legs akimbo, MORE THAN ONCE.

It's very strange.

Edited July 23, 2020 by goofygirl

[Coffeewinewater]

49 minutes ago, mothmonsterman said:

I hope Denise didn’t have sex with Brandi. It would be like finding out Denise had sex with a bag of trash; just why? 

Well she admits to having sex with Charlie Sheen🤢, same difference. 

I don't think I like any of these women lol, seriously they all pretty unlikable. 

At some point years ago when all these show were new to me, I felt like I had to like some of them and dislike the others.  I have grown as a woman and realize they all suck 😄. And still I watch🤷🏽‍♀️

[Robbie M]

Teddi is insufferable. 

[psychoticstate]

5 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

I if Kyle was actually fully aware of what the gossip was - I don't think she's that good of an actress  

Oh, come on now!  Kyle CUT HER BANGS for a film role! 

4 hours ago, OFDgal said:

And the pink lighting to keep the dogs calm!  I thought the sign was just for the party.  Must have been Faye's tacky decorating.

WTF is up with that sign?  I also thought it was something tacky for the party.  Such a classical, beautiful house and they have some stupid pink light special advertising in the foyer.

 

And BTW, I'm all for keeping Kyle in this franchise if they bring Allison DuBois in as a regular.  Would love to see Allison get under her skin again.  

Edited July 23, 2020 by psychoticstate

[Mar]

I don’t think that anyone has mentioned that there was a Mikey sighting 😳😬🙄

[RealHousewife]

Why do people hate Mikey again? Not trying to smart. I honestly don’t remember him doing anything. 

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, princelina said:

Eileen is likable as a human being, which is why I think everyone forgets that as a RH she was Queen of the Dead Horse Beaters 😄 

I think she was the Queen of Accountability - and the beginning of the end of LVP.

[Neurochick]

I don't know if Brandi is telling the truth about she and Denise, but I believe that Brandi would film herself screwing a rooster if it wold get her back on RHOBH.

I mean who is Brandi?  The only thing I know of her is that she was married to Eddie Cibrian; and that he cheated on her with LeAnn Rimes, who was married at the time (They were filming some hokey Lifetime movie called Northern Lights).  I only remember this because I knew who LeAnn Rimes was and Eddie Cibrian was in "Third Watch," I had no idea who Brandi was.  And that happened about a decade ago.  I remember that when Brandi was on RHOBH, she said something about Adrianne on camera and Bravo nearly got dragged into a lawsuit because of Brandi's dumb ass.  Then another time Brandi was nearly homeless or something like that?  Then she kind of disappeared. 

I think people felt sorry for her because she'd been cheated on, understandable.  But I think Brandi has played that card for the past 10 years.  I no longer feel sorry for her and I think she's an emotional vampire. 

Edited July 24, 2020 by Neurochick

[princelina]

17 minutes ago, nexxie said:

I think she was the Queen of Accountability - and the beginning of the end of LVP.

Maybe so but as we are reminded by Teddi - Accountability Queens can get pretty dull pretty quickly 😄 

[geauxaway]

13 hours ago, OdinO. said:

Really Brian Wilson was THE Beach Boy.

Yes!  Wilson Phillips were direct descendants of The Beach Boys and The Mamas and the Papas.  I mean, that was a BIG deal.  I have no doubt that Kyle and Kim could have ran in the same circles as the girls growing up, and it doesn’t surprise me they show up to perform for their friends from time to time.  They are VERY California.  

[nexxie]

11 minutes ago, princelina said:

Maybe so but as we are reminded by Teddi - Accountability Queens can get pretty dull pretty quickly 😄 

Can’t help appreciating them because they take down the bullshit artists - loved Teddi telling Camille she didn’t trust her words and didn’t need the compliments!

Also loved how pissed off Camille got about it - she figures everyone should forget her horrible behavior and accept her bullshit apologies.

Edited July 24, 2020 by nexxie