S10.E11: Kiss and Tell All

[Pondlass1]

Yikes my life is so boring. My friends are so boring. And I’ve got wrinkles... whhhaaa!!!  I’ve got to stop watching this show! It’s making me feel inadequate. 

[Shannah Banana]

46 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Rinna’s daughter, entitled much? What does she do for a living, didn’t she fail at the modeling career? 

She's getting Mommie's pound of flesh.  Maybe she is why Rinna is so thin, Rinna knows she created a monster that she has to feed.  Kind of like the plant in Little Shop of Horrors. 

[BloggerAloud]

These women have always "believed" Brandi when it suited whatever agenda they had and then turn on Brandi for being a liar when their plan backfires. It's happened for literally years on this show.

[geauxaway]

33 minutes ago, Door County Cherry said:

They've had three hit singles.  In addition to "Hold On," they've had "Release Me" and "You're In Love."

They also had a Christmas album (that I owned!) and still gets airplay at the holidays on the radio. 

[Axie]

I wonder if Rinna sees herself when she looks at her daughter.  They’re both such shitty people.

[Keywestclubkid]

wow Denise has sex OMG shock scandal how DARE she.... what the fuck?? what does her having sex have to do with her not wanting these Harpies to talk about fucking around her 3 daughters and their friends? NOTHING because she isn't doing it in their presence  ..... I am really not understanding what this was supposed to accomplish...... This is all just an all out attack on everything Denise now ... and the ladies are looking fucking stupid doing it ... this is really just starting to bug the hell out of me its gotten to the point of redundancy and is stupid ... How dare a mother still be sexually active is that what we are now going for? its no longer about not talking about inappropriate things to her daughters face and is now just her even daring to have a sex life?? what the what? 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[JAYJAY1979]

Why is Brandi allowed on the show?  She offers nothing

[Bluedog100]

Kim is getting a shrunken head look about her.  I couldn't stop staring.

[janiema]

Are Kim and Brandi being paid for their appearances?

[snarts]

If anyone was curious about what Brandi's been up to, apparently it's been acting lessons! The shaking & asking for water was a nice touch.  Did she forget her storyline while at Kyle's party or had they yet to have cooked it up? 

The fact she was mic'd up while "waiting" in the car gave the whole set up away. The purported "story" had to be dreamt up by Rinna, she lives for that shit (as long as they're not about The Husband) & is obviously the most threatened by Denise & her success. Can't wait to watch her over dramatic reaction to the news.

Ever boring, petty Teddy could only focus on the fact that Denise doesn't like her.  She might've been left out of the plotting so there'd be one natural reaction. 

Poor Kim, i know she has to earn a buck somehow but those acting chops are sure a little rusty.  

[Pondlass1]

23 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

I can’t believe the show actually expects us to believe that Teddi, Kyle and Rinna—who were In LAX together and allegedly on the same flight to Rome—waited until they were in country to tell Lisa what Denise said/did.  That’s the biggest fiction perpetuated on the entire episode.  

They have to wait for cameras and lighting and .... ACTION!

[esco1822]

7 minutes ago, Bluedog100 said:

Kim is getting a shrunken head look about her.  I couldn't stop staring.

What ever do you mean?

[RealHousewife]

1 hour ago, Axie said:

That was a really odd conversation between Sutton and Garcelle.  If I was Sutton I think I would have said I’m not talking about any of this.

Garcelle's a fave of mine, but I don't like how intrusive she is. Anytime someone wants to know very personal info right off the bat about me, it's the quickest way to shut down the possibility of a friendship. And Garcelle does this on camera. Maybe she doesn't mind discussing her finances and past and present sex life, but she needs to understand those topics are taboo for a reason. 

[AttackTurtle]

While I generally consider Kyle the dumbest of this group, I totally think she was in on outing this Denise story to protect her own ass.  Dorit and Erika have both taken some shots at Kyle this season.  Rinna will follow Erika off a cliff.  I suspect that Kyle knew she was about to be the target and used this incredibly stupid Brandi/Denise scandal to dodge the bullet.  And honestly are there two more desperate ex-housewives than Brandi and Kim...not to mention broke.  It wouldn’t take much to get them on board with a takedown.

[oakville]

1 hour ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Oof, Amelia is high maintenance. I do like the way that Alexia handled that, though. 

Amelia's requests were not realistic for someone that wants an apartment in Beverly Hills.

8 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

What ever do you mean?

I am shocked at how much Kim has aged since she was a regular housewife. I hope she is OK.

[DivaLasVegas82]

Like Kyle said, I believe Brandi is a lot of things, but I do not believe she is lying about sleeping with Denise. And the two of them sleeping together wouldn't have even been a big deal if Denise had just been honest from the get-go about it. 

1 hour ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Teddi speaking to Camille is possibly the most I’ve ever liked Teddi.  

Did anyone else mix up Denise and Teddi in Teddi’s ‘rona talking head?

When Camille says that “at some point we have to put the past in the past,” that would be true...if she was a cast member of this show.  

I am so beyond tired of bringing out Wilson Philips to sing “Hold On.”  Bridesmaids got there about a decade earlier.  It was weird when Carnie Wilson was on a few seasons ago and everyone sort of bowed down to her as the Sober Whisperer.  I was pretty young in the early 90s, but wasn’t Wilson Phillips like a one-hit wonder?  Why does everyone on this show want to kiss Carnie Wilson’s ass so much?

I never understood why Adrienne would keep her surrogacy a secret, so I was never really sure why she’d be mad at Brandi for revealing that in the first place.  I have no idea how anyone so tiny could just show up with twins one day and everyone not guess that she didn’t give birth.  I do understand that Brandi keeps running into Adrienne though, as I’m quite sure they frequent the same plastic surgeon.  

Where have I been?  Kim and Brandi greeted each other as if they hadn’t seen each other in ages.  I thought they were like soulmates last time we saw them.  

Erika’s shoe dazzle event is the reason I watch the show.  Lisa looks so much younger and better without her iconic hair.  I’m not sure I’ll ever stop saying it.  Erika looked better than I’ve seen in awhile.  I wasn’t digging Denise’s jeans at all.  Why didn’t she just wear sweatpants?  

I guess Denise forgot that Erika apologized to her about talking about the threesomes in front of kids.  I guess that is why Erika ignored Denise when Denise said, “just because I’m an open person doesn’t mean I don’t have boundaries with my children.”  At this point, Erika wanted to talk about Aaron and Denise said “we’ll talk about that in a moment,” but then she walked off.  I guess she doesn’t want to talk about the husband.  

I can’t prove it, but I feel like Dorit was just listing a bunch of designer names when she was “speaking Italian.”

No, Wilson Phillips wasn't a one-hit wonder, although "Hold On" is the only song that most people who were alive in the '90s remembers by them. But they had other hits like "Release Me" and "You're in Love." I also immediately thought of "Bridesmaids" when Kyle brought them out. LoL.

[Keywestclubkid]

5 minutes ago, DivaLasVegas82 said:

Like Kyle said, I believe Brandi is a lot of things, but I do not believe she is lying about sleeping with Denise. And the two of them sleeping together wouldn't have even been a big deal if Denise had just been honest from the get-go about it. 

but what does that have to do with the price of tea in china? her sleeping with whoever she wants as an adult doesn't have anything to do with anything going on ..they are now just trying to muddy the water and just attack everything Denise . it was a moot point ... they are just trying to use this as a gottcha and it just doesn't work the way they were trying to make it 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[DivaLasVegas82]

I really liked Sutton's rapport with Garcelle. Those two should have spent some one-on-one time together sooner.

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

but what does that have to do with the price of tea in china? her sleeping with whoever she wants as an adult doesn't have anything to do with anything going on ... it was a moot point ... they are just trying to use this as a gottcha and it just doesn't work the way they were trying to make it 

Um...Denise's affair with Brandi is being used as the main storyline for this season. And I agree that Denise has the right to sleep with whomever she wants as a grown woman. That's not the issue. The issue is Denise lying about it when she could have just admitted it and taken control of the narrative. But with Denise sending cease and desist letters to the network and quitting filming midway through the season, it makes her look like she has something to hide.

[DivaLasVegas82]

26 minutes ago, Bluedog100 said:

Kim is getting a shrunken head look about her.  I couldn't stop staring.

That hairstyle did her face no favors. Her makeup wasn't the best either. But I'm glad to see Kim happy and healthy. She's been through a lot.

1 hour ago, tranquilidade said:

She destroyed her looks.   She won't ever get them back.

Yes, it's a shame what Brandi has done to her face with all the unnecessary plastic surgery she has had. I thought she was naturally pretty. 

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, DivaLasVegas82 said:

I really liked Sutton's rapport with Garcelle. Those two should have spent some one-on-one time together sooner.

Um...Denise's affair with Brandi is being used as the main storyline for this season. And I agree that Denise has the right to sleep with whomever she wants as a grown woman. That's not the issue. The issue is Denise lying about it when she could have just admitted it and taken control of the narrative. But with Denise sending cease and desist letters to the network and quitting filming midway through the season, it makes her look like she has something to hide.

No the main storyline was how dare Denise ask these woman not to talk about inappropriate things in front of her underage daughters and their friends ..... how dare she mommy shame them .... Now its lets basically try to insinuate that she is a slut who does slutty things and say see so she shouldn't have cared about us being inappropriate in front of her kids  ..... its now turned into a form of sex shaming like see she isn't a good mother she has sex with other consisting adults while her children are nowhere around... shes the bad mom not us .... its an attack on dense its tacky and its making me dislike everyone on this show for trying it 

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

but what does that have to do with the price of tea in china? her sleeping with whoever she wants as an adult doesn't have anything to do with anything going on ... it was a moot point ... they are just trying to use this as a gottcha and it just doesn't work the way they were trying to make it 

Because one of Denise's kids was...

*gasp*
*clutches pearls*

in the library with the candlestick. ...right down the stairs behind a closed door! While Brandi and Denise were supposedly doing it. 

The horror! The hypocrisy! The unmitigated gall!

[Keywestclubkid]

12 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Because one of Denise's kids was...

*gasp*
*clutches pearls*

in the library with the candlestick. ...right down the stairs behind a closed door! While Brandi and Denise were supposedly doing it. 

The horror! The hypocrisy! The unmitigated gall!

I guess Kyle and Teddi just immaculately conceived all their other children after the 1st with the way they are trying to act shocked that another grown ass adult could consent to have sex with another grown ass adult ... the righteous indignation like that caught her in some sort of lie ... SEE she does have sex shes the bad one ....She never said she doesn't have sex shes even talked about it around them ... she just has a problem with people talking about it with underage children present and listing ..... 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Keywestclubkid

[Callaphera]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I guess Kyle and Teddi just immaculately conceived all their other children after the 1st with the way they are trying to act shocked that another grown ass adult could consent to have sex with another grown ass adult ... the righteous indignation they are mustering like she should be this sexless thing LOL I have to laugh especially after them assuming she was sexually active because of her past roles... just cause she asked you not talk about inappropriate things around her kids doesn't make her a hypocrite for actually having sex when her kids are not present... thats how that normally works lol ... get a grip 

I actually joked to the husband that the wide-eyed dull shock on Teddi's face as she was listening to Brandi tell her story made it look like she was just learning about sex for the first time even though she looks like she's smuggling a basketball under her clothes. She was so enthralled and uncomfortable. Which come to think of it is probably how I look whenever I remember Teddi's on the show (minus the enthralled part). 

Edited July 23, 2020 by Callaphera

[hoodooznoodooz]

Oooh! Dorit was the one who invented surprise concerts.

[Bronzedog]

I don't care at all if Brandi and Denise had sex, but, Brandi with the "I felt so guilty..I felt so bad.....me, of all people, to do something like this..." is what really annoyed me.   Yes Brandi.  Of all the Housewives, all franchises, past and present, you are, by far, the most likely the one to do it.  And, the guilt?  Again, you are the absolute least likely to have guilt over it.

[BusyOctober]

Dorit acts like she holds the patent on having 30+ year old bands performing at rich people’s parties. She’s the only person who would have ever thought of it, so everyone in Beverly Hills? Y’all are on notice to thank Dorit & give her credit for her AH-Mazzzing idea. But unlike Dorit and her lumpy, busted husband P(ig)K, pay the band.

Brandi looks like she flew down to South America to one of those back alley “plastic surgeons”, handed the “doctor” a blurry, black and white, dot-matrix printed copy of a Photoshopped mashup of Charro, Adrienne & KIm, and said, “Make me look like this!” Kim‘s face and neck look like an old baseball mitt in dire need of some glove oil. 

Please tell me what Miss Amelia Grey does for work that she thinks she can get a fantasy apartment on the corner of Valhalla Blvd & Utopia Ave??  She has a high school diploma and a grueling 2.5 week long college education.  Is her modeling career really that successful?  Is the store where she and her sister play Pretend Designer doing that well?

Denise may or may not have had a fling with Brandi.  I don’t care.  I am not shocked by the possible lesbian affair like Kyle and Teddy are pretending to be.  The real shocking and heinous act was Brandi spilling tea to grasp at another shot of reality fame and a paycheck.  She is a horrible horrible person.  And all her boo-hooing  about how awful cheaters are, and how much she was destroyed by it is BS.  She wasn’t wounded by the immorality of her husband’s infidelity.  Brandi was just enraged her meal ticket left her for another woman. 
 

 

[RealHousewife]

5 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I don't care at all if Brandi and Denise had sex, but, Brandi with the "I felt so guilty..I felt so bad.....me, of all people, to do something like this..." is what really annoyed me.   Yes Brandi.  Of all the Housewives, all franchises, past and present, you are, by far, the most likely the one to do it.  And, the guilt?  Again, you are the absolute least likely to have guilt over it.

I have no problems with adults having consensual sex. But Brandi being all high and mighty of never having slept with a married man when she drinks so heavily and has casual hookups, sweetie you are definitely the most likely to get with someone who's married.

[Keywestclubkid]

If Brandi actually felt bad about it she wouldn't have gone on this show to air it on national television ...... just sayin 

[Pattycake2]

OMG.  I quit this show last year, but I was flipping thru and spied Kim and Brandi.  BRANDI!  I was fool enough to read her books. She hates cheaters?  Yes, except when she couldn’t help herself, or conveniently was lied to, or she just didn’t ask.  Brandi is NEVER ashamed of her sex life.  Not with strangers, not while giving hand jobs under the table at the Beverly Hills Hotel, not with the moving guy. She does, however, try to ask if they are of legal age.  But this time, she was so ashamed that she had to confess on television in order to destroy the other person?  And Kyle actually saying she’s never known Brandi to lie?  Just How desperate is everyone to save this show?

[Bronzedog]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

If Brandi actually felt bad about it she wouldn't have gone on this show to air it on national television ...... just sayin 

Say it loud so the people in the back can hear!

[chewycandy]

27 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I actually joked to the husband that the wide-eyed dull shock on Teddi's face as she was listening to Brandi tell her story made it look like she was just learning about sex for the first time even though she looks like she's smuggling a basketball under her clothes. She was so enthralled and uncomfortable. Which come to think of it is probably how I look whenever I remember Teddi's on the show (minus the enthralled part). 

Complete with Kyle whispering the word “threesome” even though she was in her own house. You could see Teddi’s world slowly crumble when Brandi told her what Denise supposedly said about her, and of course, it was the first thing she brought up when she and Kyle were alone. 

 

[Marley]

This is gonna sound bad but I think Rinnas daughter whole anxiety thing is a crock of shit. She just likes to be a high maintenance bitch. I can’t prove it and I don’t judge anyone with anxiety I have anxiety myself but her daughter is a joke. Her pathetic clothing line is making her enough money to pay for a place like she was describing? Yea right. I guess she might have a trust fund.

Eek with Brandi and her plastic surgery.

At least something is finally happening but I don’t know about everything Brandi said. I mean she is a liar but I could also buy Denise would hook up with her. Couldn’t we have cut like 8 episodes to get to this point tho lol. 

I was kind of glad Garcelle asked where Sutton got her money lol cause I was wondering a bit.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Marley

[GonnahearmeRoar]

47 minutes ago, AttackTurtle said:

While I generally consider Kyle the dumbest of this group, I totally think she was in on outing this Denise story to protect her own ass.  Dorit and Erika have both taken some shots at Kyle this season.  Rinna will follow Erika off a cliff.  I suspect that Kyle knew she was about to be the target and used this incredibly stupid Brandi/Denise scandal to dodge the bullet.  And honestly are there two more desperate ex-housewives than Brandi and Kim...not to mention broke.  It wouldn’t take much to get them on board with a takedown.

I don’t think any of the cast are Mensa members but, I would disagree that Kyle is the dumbest.  Lisa R. and Dorit take that prize for me😂

[Granimal]

My opinion only. I think that Denise made a lot of errors by playing "cool girl" and throwing out so many intimate details about her sex life/Aaron's dick. I thought that throwing out "happy endings" was crossing a line. And I don't think that it's appropriate for a mother to throw that out on national TV. Sorry, I don't. If Brandi had said the same thing she'd be dragged- rightfully so. People have always worried about what her boys will hear from the show. On top of that, as soon as Denise mentioned it and made it a personality point- of course the other women were going to run with it. It's reality TV! If she didn't see the writing on the wall, then she's not as smart or media-savvy as she should be. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I think Denise has been beyond inappropriate. Of course her kids will hear about it. As if the kids didn't have enough to go through. This was just poorly thought out- repeated often, and for the life of me, I can't figure out why Denise would keep up the "big dick" "happy endings" stories. If you've had a divorce and there's a possibility of visitation being "revisited" it's also legally stupid. She's not my mother so I guess I don't have to live with her choices, but...I do feel bad for her children. And then to prompt the, "What did you hear? How did you feel?" conversation on camera. She was clearly trying to build a storyline too. I think all of these women (for the most part) suck. But right now, Denise is annoying me the most. Unpopular opinion? Oh well. In my eyes, she's Brandi-lite. Other people may see this differently, and that's completely fine. And PLEASE, I'm not slut-shaming Denise at all, I'm just imagining being one of her children and absolutely cringing while being laughed at by my classmates. These people are selling out their private lives in order to seek a spotlight. I'll be honest, if was the daughter of Denise, I'd be more scarred by what comes out of her mouth than her goofy drunk friends talking about threesomes during a dinner party. Now, devil's advocate- Denise had a heart to heart with her children, and they're totally FINE with the environment she's put them into, and her bragging about private sexual secrets during their formative years. Children can't consent to this kind of thing, but...as long as we all know that Denise is super hot, sexy, desirable, and cool with her husband engaging in extramarital activities. The impact on the children? Meh. As long as the world knows that this forty(?) year old woman is still wild, sexy, and desirable!  That's really what's more important here. I'm not going to take this woman seriously just because she wears some bootcut jeans once in awhile.

Rinna's daughter- awful behavior, and I feel bad for saying this, but I really think she's milking the OCD excuse in order to acquire a more luxurious lifestyle. I have OCD (and anorexia), and I have never treated my mother like a human ATM or used guilt to manipulate her into giving me money for expenses because, "Well, I need it, I have OCD." And when that doesn't work, blame your mother for forcing you to be on reality TV. Heck, I may have bought that as a valid critique up to a point, but it seems to be yet another manipulative bargaining chip. Girl, you're an adult. That's your problem now. It's hard. It sucks. But many people less fortunate than you deal with it, and you can too. And you'll be a heck of a lot more equipped to deal with real life, than if your mother swoops in and gives you the world on a silver platter.

IMO Garcelle was out of line. I've had employees ask me how much money I make. I was under the assumption that asking someone questions of this nature was considered rude in every social circle. Maybe not. Second problem with Garcelle- she's rarely around. When she is- she seems to ignore the other women (mostly Kyle), but she kind of acts above the group. I would not get the vibe that she's interested in being friends with these women at all. (Not that I blame her. I don't have a favorite in the bunch.)

For the record, I don't dislike Denise more than the other castmates- I find Rinna and Dorit to be particularly annoying. Denise just happened to be the center of the last two episodes, and- in viewing the series as a whole- I'm not surprised it got to that point. Now, the idea that Denise is being portrayed (by Brandi) as this horrible person who preyed on poor innocent Brandi... Brandi basically made it sound like Denise had some evil plan. "Conveniently there was no other bed" "Her children were downstairs, there was no door, I was uncomfortable". Uh...well, at least Denise has a large platform with which to respond.

I'm really not trying to disparage other people's opinions- disagree/agree it's all good. I'm aware that I'm finding fault with the two most popular characters here.

Edited July 23, 2020 by Granimal

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Granimal said:

My opinion only. I think that Denise made a lot of errors by playing "cool girl" and throwing out so many intimate details about her sex life/Aaron's dick. I thought that throwing out "happy endings" was crossing a line. And I don't think that it's appropriate for a mother to throw that out on national TV. Sorry, I don't. If Brandi had said the same thing she'd be dragged- rightfully so. People have always worried about what her boys will hear from the show. On top of that, as soon as Denise mentioned it and made it a personality point- of course the other women were going to run with it. It's reality TV! If she didn't see the writing on the wall, then she's not as smart or media-savvy as she should be. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but I think Denise has been beyond inappropriate. Of course her kids will hear about it. As if the kids didn't have enough to go through. This was just poorly thought out- repeated often, and for the life of me, I can't figure out why Denise would keep up the "big dick" "happy endings" stories. If you've had a divorce and there's a possibility of visitation being "revisited" it's also legally stupid. She's not my mother so I guess I don't have to live with her choices, but...I do feel bad for her children. And then to prompt the, "What did you hear? How did you feel?" conversation on camera. She was clearly trying to build a storyline too. I think all of these women (for the most part) suck. But right now, Denise is annoying me the most. Unpopular opinion? Oh well. In my eyes, she's Brandi-lite. Other people may see this differently, and that's completely fine. And PLEASE, I'm not slut-shaming Denise at all, I'm just imagining being one of her children and absolutely cringing while being laughed at by my classmates. These people are selling out their private lives in order to seek a spotlight. I'll be honest, if was the daughter of Denise, I'd be more scarred by what comes out of her mouth than her goofy drunk friends talking about threesomes during a dinner party. Now, devil's advocate- Denise had a heart to heart with her children, and they're totally FINE with the environment she's put them into, and her bragging about private sexual secrets during their formative years. Children can't consent to this kind of thing, but...as long as we all know that Denise is super hot, sexy, desirable, and cool with her husband engaging in extramarital activities. The impact on the children? Meh. As long as the world knows that this forty(?) year old woman is still wild, sexy, and desirable!  That's really what's more important here. I'm not going to take this woman seriously just because she wears some bootcut jeans once in awhile.

Rinna's daughter- awful behavior, and I feel bad for saying this, but I really think she's milking the OCD excuse in order to acquire a more luxurious lifestyle. I have OCD (and anorexia), and I have never treated my mother like a human ATM or used guilt to manipulate her into giving me money for expenses because, "Well, I need it, I have OCD." And when that doesn't work, blame your mother for forcing you to be on reality TV. Heck, I may have bought that as a valid critique up to a point, but it seems to be yet another manipulative bargaining chip. Girl, you're an adult. That's your problem now. It's hard. It sucks. But many people less fortunate than you deal with it, and you can too. And you'll be a heck of a lot more equipped to deal with real life, than if your mother swoops in and gives you the world on a silver platter. (Though my views may be influenced by some of the daughter's posts off-screen.) 

Just playing devil’s advocate here but these woman are supposed to be living their authentic lives do you not have adult conversations around your adult friends that you wouldn’t have around your kids? If she censored herself everyone would be screaming she’s a fake she’s a phony... again a HUGE difference between having these conversations around other adults on a show aimed at adults (kinda like movie rolls) and sitting with her kids talking about dicks to them personally... 

[Callaphera]

9 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Complete with Kyle whispering the word “threesome” even though she was in her own house. You could see Teddi’s world slowly crumble when Brandi told her what Denise supposedly said about her, and of course, it was the first thing she brought up when she and Kyle were alone. 
 

Well, of course Kyle whispered. Those words aren't for children and Portia was probably in the house a football field's length away behind a closed door. The poor dear - oh, wait, she's like twelve or something. She's probably already had a threesome. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

“I know ‘pizza,’ ‘pasta’...” Cracking herself up, leaning down for Erika’s reaction to her razor-sharp wit. Lead balloon to everyone.

Edited July 23, 2020 by hoodooznoodooz

[Lady of nod]

Oh that evil Denise, seducing poor innocent Brandi, and making her a cheater! Brandi, you know, that sweet kind sexually naive model of ladylike behavior. Give me a break.  She and Kim are quite the pair of irrelevant washed up reality stars who both look like hell. You know the season is in trouble when they have to bring those two back.

And poor Teddy - wow the truth hurts doesn't it girl. Loved watching her expression as Brandi spilled the tea on Denise's opinion of her. She went from being just so boring to now just so boring and bitchy after hooking up with the queen of mean girls Kyle. 

And does it come as a surprise to anyone that Erika is a cold hearted bitch? 

I ff through Rhinna and her brats. There's only so much I can take

Edited July 23, 2020 by Lady of nod

[gatopretoNYC]

So, sober Kim is hanging out all the time with the complete-opposite-of-sober Brandi? Yeah, that seems like a great idea.

And, that hairstyle is awful.

Also, Rinna's daughter needs a TWO bedroom apartment? Unless she's planning for a roommate, wtf?

[Shannah Banana]

Beverly Hills used to be my fave.  This whole season has been a bust.  I haven't enjoyed any of it really.  I've been hoping, but now this.  Brandi and Kim.  Are we in a time machine from several years ago?  I could have sworn Brandi was talking about the very same things...good loving gone bad....and bad...and bad.  Only now, she actually looks worse, her talking heads are scary. And I'm supposed to be thrilled that there have been so many cameo's.  BFD.  I feel like production (Kyle) is trying to resurrect the dead with all these plastic people.  I find I blame Kyle for this whole lousy trek.  Somehow this whole season has her stubby little fingerprints all over it.  I can't prove it, but Kyle needs to stay out of Production.  She is the kiss of death.

jmo

[hoodooznoodooz]

Way to body-shame the dog, Rinna.

Edited July 23, 2020 by hoodooznoodooz

[MerisWetBar]

And all three of them (Wilson Phillips) are pretty much music royalty. 

Edited July 23, 2020 by I8A 4RE
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[bichonblitz]

So that was it? A drunken one night hookup between two adults. Brandi acted like Denise practically raped her. Brandi is a disgusting pig. 

I don't believe at all that Denise said all those awful things about all the other women. Brandi said that to get the women on her side before she told her bullshit story. 

Next week is going to be a very dark episode with all of them attacking Denise. I don't know if my stomach can handle it. Way to ruin a trip to Italy. I hate them all except Garcelle, Denise and so far Sutton. 

[princelina]

3 hours ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

It feels a little bit like Garcelle is interrogating Sutton, though I kind of admire her asking Sutton about where she got her money. 

She got an eyeball roll from me for congratulating herself on having a "deeper" conversation than the other women are capable of 😄 

1 hour ago, Bluedog100 said:

Kim is getting a shrunken head look about her.  I couldn't stop staring.

That hairdo!  Her hairdresser must despise her.  Kyle was caught in a lie tonight when she told the dastardly duo "you both look so pretty!"

49 minutes ago, Pattycake2 said:

OMG.  I quit this show last year, but I was flipping thru and spied Kim and Brandi.  BRANDI!  I was fool enough to read her books. She hates cheaters?  Yes, except when she couldn’t help herself, or conveniently was lied to, or she just didn’t ask.  Brandi is NEVER ashamed of her sex life.  Not with strangers, not while giving hand jobs under the table at the Beverly Hills Hotel, not with the moving guy. She does, however, try to ask if they are of legal age. 

Out of curiosity, does "everyone" know that she is bisexual?  I was as surprised as Kyle and Boring Betty were to hear that.  "Not that there's anything wrong with it 😄 " of course.  I don't follow these women on social media but I do follow the threads here and do not ever recall anything about that.

41 minutes ago, Marley said:

This is gonna sound bad but I think Rinna's daughter whole anxiety thing is a crock of shit. She just likes to be a high maintenance bitch.

Agreed.  I'll give her a bit of a break because she's horribly spoiled and young and I'm sure thinks she is cool as can be, sitting there listing her extravagant requirements in that deadpan voice, and posting on SM about all of her disorders.  But I hope she finds something to actually do with her life; otherwise she will be as dull and pathetic as the Kardashian/Jenners.

I hope Dorit is available to give Kyle and Teddi an etiquette lesson about having a baby shower for your 3rd kid (not done!). I wonder if native Italian speakers hear her talking Italian and wonder what kind of accent she is faking? 😄 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Jordan is cute. And he’s right; that D&G shift dress was stunning.

[RealHousewife]

25 minutes ago, Lady of nod said:

Oh that evil Denise, seducing poor innocent Brandi, and making her a cheater! Brandi, you know, that sweet kind sexually naive model of ladylike behavior. Give me a break.  She and Kim are quite the pair of irrelevant washed up reality stars who both look like hell. You know the season is in trouble when they have to bring those two back.

And poor Teddy - wow the truth hurts doesn't it girl. Loved watching her expression as Brandi spilled the tea on Denise's opinion of her. She went from being just so boring to now just so boring and bitchy after hooking up with the queen of mean girls Kyle. 

And does it come as a surprise to anyone that Erika is a cold hearted bitch? 

I ff through Rhinna and her brats. There's only so much I can take

And they put the surrogacy on LVP. I’m not saying LVP never manipulated for storyline, but Brandi has a pattern of humiliating people and doing rotten things, no help needed from LVP or Denise. 

Also, remember when Brandi texted Kyle calling her the C word by accident? Are these women going to pretend they don’t vent to friends when they’ve been treated poorly by other friends/coworkers? I don’t even know if I buy some of the stuff Denise allegedly said, but even if she did, whatever. I don’t think Denise is someone who’s two faced like Camille personally. I’ve seen no evidence so far. She probably said things she’d say to their faces. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

How many German shepherds does Kyle have? Just River? If that was River with her, Teddi and Kim, oh, my gosh. So adorable! He seems to just want to be near Kyle all the time, as close as he can be, even if it means he has to back up if she moves suddenly, or stand under a table. I love his ears. 

[princelina]

I almost forgot - Teddi has a podcast?  And on this podcast she interviewed Brandi?  Really?  I guess it happened because they had them on video, but there's something weird about that.

[Miss Bones]

I have not read any other comments yet, but I must just ask, before I forget:  Are we to understand that the neon pink sign in Kyle’s foyer is there permanently, as home decor???!!!!!  It was beyond tacky (and self-involved) as just a party decoration!  Color me flabbergasted about this!

P.S.  I also really like Teddi’s “at home, social distancing“ TH look, with the reddish tint in her hair! 

[Miss Bones]

And Kim’s hairstyle makes my head hurt.  

Edited July 23, 2020 by Miss Bones