S08.E21: The Assanti Brothers LIVE CHAT

[Concerned]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I need wine for this mess

Way ahead of you

[umgoblue]

They have been on for so many times, their recap is 30 minutes long!

[Chicklet]

Who chewed off his hair? Or does he have mange?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I need wine for this mess

I think I need something stronger. Bourbon. Or heroin. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

The father is despicable.   He enables Steven's bullying and abuse of Justin.   He helps Steven steal drugs from Justin, and thinks it's just peachy.    My only answer is that Steven must have something on the father, to get him to hurt Justin that way.   

I wish Princess had taken Cupcake the cat with her.   

[Kid]

That poor cat!!!

[peaceknit]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Who chewed off his hair? Or does he have mange?

I think he's a hair puller.

[Armchair Critic]

I thought Steven got married?

[Chicklet]

Those are.....hooves!

As God as my witness I blocked those out the first time.

Edited May 28, 2020 by Chicklet

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Who chewed off his hair? Or does he have mange?

Steven pulls his own hair out.  

Steven married some internet personality, and moved to Iowa, I'm guessing Steven and Daddy left Texas, and will never return.    Their drug behavior, and stealing Justin's pills is immortalized on film, and the state of Texas does not play around with dopers.   

Edited May 28, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Who chewed off his hair? Or does he have mange?

He probably pulls it out.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I love the self haircut.  I used to do my buzzcuts myself with a head shaver and they always turned out fine.

[Lillith]

He's even trying to manipulate us in the voiceover. Ugh. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I thought Steven got married?

Maybe we'll get a chance to get a load of the wife this episode. 

[ams1001]

BIIIIIG eyeroll at Steven criticizing Justin for not "cooperating" with the doctor when his "loving" family can't just let him see the doctor on his own.

[DropTheSoap]

I’m just here to hate watch. Not sure how long I can hang. 

I hate all 3 — Steven, Justin, and dogcrap Dad.

[DC Gal in VA]

OMG, that reptilian right foot on Steven to match his reptilian brain.

[Caoimhe]

Following live chat, but watching BritBox!  My eating habit was better the past few days than it has been, but right now I have a whisky with two squares of dark chocolate.  Just as well I'm not watching TLC so I can eat and drink.

[sainte-chapelle]

Did...did Steven call Justin a loser? Him and Daddy are bullying assholes and pot met kettle in the loser dept Steven

[Pepper Mostly]

That poor cat. "Let me out! I want to run far far away from this hell!"

[Wanda]

In honor of the assanti’ s and this season of blah coming to an end, my eating habit today was.....everything in the house

[peaceknit]

Gawd, he looks like he stanks!

[umgoblue]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe we'll get a chance to get a load of the wife this episode. 

I see what you did there.  Hahahaha

[7EasyPayments]

His legs...........frankly I'm speechless. 😶

[FormeryHeavyJ]

We all want to bury the old Steven.  And the new Steven.  And the moron brother.  Just save the dog and cat.  THey are the only members of this shitstorm worth saving.

[sainte-chapelle]

I forget where is their mom?

[Honey]

2 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

I love the self haircut.  I used to do my buzzcuts myself with a head shaver and they always turned out fine.

Yeah, but you probably didn't take 48 Vicodin before you did it.  He's lucky he didn't shave off his entire scalp.  He wouldn't have felt it.

[ams1001]

So, what kind of alcohol goes best in chocolate milk?

[toodles]

My eating habit is the haul from the farmer's market today.  It finally opened and I'm so excited.

[DC Gal in VA]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think I need something stronger. Bourbon. Or heroin. 

Or bourbon AND heroin and...............

[ams1001]

So, what kind of alcohol goes best in chocolate milk?

edit: gah, site went kerflooey and I didn't think that posted.

Edited May 28, 2020 by ams1001

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

So, what kind of alcohol goes best in chocolate milk?

Yes.

[Honey]

Just now, ams1001 said:

So, what kind of alcohol goes best in chocolate milk?

Kahlua.

[Suzywriter]

We may all need Ubrelvy.

[sagittarius sue]

6 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

I love the self haircut.  I used to do my buzzcuts myself with a head shaver and they always turned out fine.

Halfass shaving that was, he didn't do anything in the back.  I really loved how he just let the hair fall down on his ghastly legs and on the carpet.

[Suzywriter]

Mini dog.
 

[sainte-chapelle]

I keep getting booted anyone else?

[Granny58]

Omg, is that a corgi???😍

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

So, what kind of alcohol goes best in chocolate milk?

Probably bourbon, it has a nice little vanilla undertone 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I forget where is their mom?

Anywhere but there.

[babyhouseman]

I was kicked off the site. Too many people here hate watching?

[umgoblue]

My internet went down...

[Concerned]

Those black shorts are sexxxxy. Sarcasm.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

Gawd, he looks like he stanks!

Just imagine. Unwashed towels, mildew, bug spray, BO, pee, old rank carpet, spilled beer, old French fry grease, and cheap cologne. Shudder. 

That makes two shudders so far this episode, if anyone is keeping score. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I keep getting booted anyone else?

me, too.

[Armchair Critic]

The Assanti Brothers broke our chat

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Anywhere but there.

She's still alive. I think she was a drinker and she left them.

[CrazyInAlabama]

You can tell when the film crew hates someone.   We get shots like the Steven ones, and whenever he lies on camera, they show the truth.  

I believe the overeating causes dumping syndrome.    His 'haircut' around the bald patches looks like a mangy animal.  

The Dr. Now use soap you stink Steven beat down.   

Edited May 28, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Suzywriter]

Gross, gross, gross. 

I have never had anyone bring out this kind of hostility in me.

[Pepper Mostly]

God he really looks like a monster.