90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[charmed1]

How can this girl afford an Yves Saint Laurent pocketbook? I looked at one just for the heck of it and my wallet exploded. 

Edited January 18, 2021 by charmed1

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Yara’s friend recovering from a nose job? WTF?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Have y’all caught Andrews singing videos on IG 

he’s a horrendous singer ( he was prolly a theatre kid in hs) but this dork narcissist thinks he’s great , you can tell 

Spill the link

[Zombness]

Yara....sex with no protection = pregnancy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yara: Wahhhhhh, wahhhhh, I’m so bored being alone in this city.

Me: Well, maybe you should go to a class? Or join a gym? Or find a group of emigres?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

How can this girl afford an Yves Saint Lauren pocketbook? I looked at one just for the heck of it and my wallet exploded. 

Right? I can’t even afford a good retinol cream.

[Floatingbison]

Zied just isn't the same ovary-exploder he was last season.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

How can this girl afford an Yves Saint Laurent pocketbook? I looked at one just for the heck of it and my wallet exploded. 

Its probably a fake

[Hotel Snarker]

Man, this show needs to provide free birth control for all its cast members.

[LucyEth]

I don’t really like Jovie or Yara, but he is funny looking, she can do better.  I think she is pretty.

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Man, this show needs to provide free birth control for all its cast members.

Should be in the contract

[Kiss my mutt]

“I can’t be pregnant because I’m not throwing up!” 🤦🏻‍♀️
and define “being careful”. 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh... What's cooking on the stove at Mike's house????  I hope it's CARROTS!!!!

Yara honey; you need to get some birth control if you're not ready to be pregnant because I'm thinking good old Jovi MIGHT not be the most responsible guy in the world in the birth control department.  Just sayin'.

[CraftyHazel]

I’m really here for the Natalie/Mike showdown.  It’s not even that I think Mike is so great, but Natalie drives me crazy and I want to see him verbally smack her down.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

How can this girl afford an Yves Saint Lauren pocketbook? I looked at one just for the heck of it and my wallet exploded. 

INFLUENCER

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Zied just isn't the same ovary-exploder he was last season.

Mine are still on fire 🔥 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Man, this show needs to provide free birth control for all its cast members.

And retroactive birth control for their parents.

[CraftyHazel]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Mine are still on fire 🔥 

I’m kind of with you on this.  I actually think he looks better this season...less greasy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not YSL, but I have two big plastic bins full of Coach bags, more than what would last two lifetimes. They didn’t make me happy like I thought they would because they are fucking purses. Yara shouldn’t waste her money.

[Straycat80]

Wasn’t Yara pregnant before and miscarried? Then she should know about birth control and pregnancy symptoms. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Uh oh... What's cooking on the stove at Mike's house????  I hope it's CARROTS!!!!

Yara honey; you need to get some birth control if you're not ready to be pregnant because I'm thinking good old Jovi MIGHT not be the most responsible guy in the world in the birth control department.  Just sayin'.

He’d be dipping his appendage in bleesh and double wrapping with his history of bed pissing strippers

Edited January 18, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[hula-la]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

How can this girl afford an Yves Saint Laurent pocketbook? I looked at one just for the heck of it and my wallet exploded. 

I have a Michael Kors wallet (that’s still going strong 10 years later). My rule is that my wallet can’t cost more than the amount of cash that would be in said wallet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie up next? Hide your bunnies, kids.

[Mr. Miner]

If I participate in this live chat am I hashtagging?

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Brandon is mentally calculating if he can throw a noose over one of the rafters.

No jury in the land would convict him. He'd probably get a parade and a street named after him. 

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Man, this show needs to provide free birth control for all its cast members.

But then they'd lose one of their few plot devices. A "secret", "trust issues", whether the foreign fiancee is there for the "right reasons".....

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Wasn’t Yara pregnant before and miscarried? Then she should know about birth control and pregnancy symptoms. 

Very true...that is what she said.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, hula-la said:

I have a Michael Kors wallet (that’s still going strong 10 years later). My rule is that my wallet can’t cost more than the amount of cash that would be in said wallet. 

Wish I had that rule

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Not YSL, but I have two big plastic bins full of Coach bags, more than what would last two lifetimes. They didn’t make me happy like I thought they would because they are fucking purses. Yara shouldn’t waste her money.

I still have my Gucci bucket bag from the Tom Ford days. I bought it on clearance.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Mine are still on fire 🔥 

I don't know how to access the Only Fans stuff (I refuse to pay these people) but I did see a sexy pic of Andrei (your Moldovan) somebody posted and he could get it as long as he doesn't speak. 😂

[Emmeline]

11 minutes ago, Leilani said:

I keep thinking Betty is going to hit Julia over the head with a shovel and bury her.

I keep thinking Julia will hit Betty over the head with a shovel and bury her.

[magemaud]

18 minutes ago, WahooLAH99 said:

 

I thought father Brandon had other kids! They don’t get part of the farm? Sounds like even more family drama

 

He does have other kids but maybe the farm belonged to Betty

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I still have my Gucci bucket bag from the Tom Ford days. I bought it on clearance.

I was just going to say @Frozendiva can give us the skinny on the YSL bag! 

[LucyEth]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

I still have my Gucci bucket bag from the Tom Ford days. I bought it on clearance.

I still have my Fendi I bought in Italy in the 80’s.  Sad I know!

[tvrox]

51 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Rebecca couldn’t use her vacation time to be home with him for a week?

Or at least a day. 

[Gobi]

So, shrimp are vegetables?

[LennieBriscoe]

Why doesn't  Natalie OPEN HER MOUTH to talk?! 

[Frozendiva]

Stir fry is healthy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing worse than someone trying to food shame you. Horrible.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, magemaud said:

He does have other kids but maybe the farm belonged to Betty

Woah black Betty bow bow bow🎵🎵🎵

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie is so manipulative that she was hoping to put the ring on and show her mom that Mike gave it to her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does Natalie not allow pasta at night? This chick is weird. 

[magemaud]

Mike’s head is shaped like a peanut 

[VioletNevermind]

Natalie, Mike doesn’t want a kiss right now because you’ve spent the whole night pretty much calling him a fat drunk.  Sheesh. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nothing worse than someone trying the food shame you. Horrible.

And fat shaming him

[sainte-chapelle]

Stir fry uses very little oil and is very healthy.  A little oil isn’t the devil 

[kacesq]

Natalie he’s a grown ass man. Let him eat what he wants, what the hell do you even like about this guy, you botoxed, Pillow lipped crazy?

[Leilani]

Natatalie the 'vegeterian' is eating shrimp and doesn't know what a stir fry is.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I was just going to say @Frozendiva can give us the skinny on the YSL bag! 

$1000 CAD? Too rich for me. I have a Michael Kors wallet or two, a Rebecca Minkoff wallet in black and in silver, one of which I paid $29 and the other $19 when Holts was clearing them out. I had an old Gucci one that lasted me at least 15 years.

[goofygirl]

Lort, Natalie.  Such a controlling beyotch.  She needs to go. NOW.  "You can't drink" "You can't eat pasta at night"  "You can't fart" WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Woah black Betty bow bow bow🎵🎵🎵

Whenever I see Betty, this keeps popping in my head, except I use "crazy" instead of "black".

Woah, Crazy Betty! Ram-a-lam!