90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Pepper Mostly]

And seriously? She's home all day! She couldn't have a meal on the table for poor old Big Red?? 

[Floatingbison]

co op farm and garden in sequim.  If anyone wants a hoodie, let me know!

[Angry Moldovan]

Murder suicide city right here

[Twopper]

36 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I thought she meant since 2011

probably.  I just heard it as I was walking by.  still not paying to find out.

[Coltee Gal]

Natalie “you can’t get a dog when you really want a cat AND then get upset when the dog doesn’t meow” bitch. - The Four Agreements. Also Go. Fuck. Yourself. HARD

[WahooLAH99]

Did she say 110? That is not high! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Natalie, if he isn’t cultured enough for you, why are you here? Remind me.

[Straycat80]

You go Mike. Drink that beer and don’t put up with Natalie’s crazy. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does Natalie not allow pasta at night? This chick is weird. 

Pasta at night sailor's delight. Pasta at morning, sailor take warning.

[Hotel Snarker]

 "How much is your IQ?”

Oh, she’s just looking for a fight.

[Leilani]

God she's such a bitch. I'd throw her out of my house right now.

[VioletNevermind]

Ugh, this bitch.  Mike’s IQ is high enough to work, own a home, and pay to bring your ass here.  He’s not trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube.  He’s just living life. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mike can barely tolerate Natalie and she just complains about him all the time. Did they really need the TLC money this bad?

[Floatingbison]

When I feel pain, I must inflict it on Mike!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Mike’s head is shaped like a peanut 

My son went to school with a guy whose head was shaped like a piece of toast. 

[Mercolleen]

"Low class drunk man."

Such sweet nothings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

One beer and he’s drunk? He is a huge man. Takes more than one beer.

[charmed1]

Why does he want to marry this weirdo?

[kacesq]

The contour in Natalie’s TH is horrific.

and I had no idea Natalie was an aristocrat who left the family palace back in Ukraine?

[mmecorday]

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And seriously? She's home all day! She couldn't have a meal on the table for poor old Big Red?? 

During the pandemic, I have become the June Cleaver in my relationship. I do all the cooking and to be honest, I love it! The only thing I don't like about cooking is cleaning up afterwards.

[magemaud]

Sorry, Nat, a 110 IQ is just a tad above average (100) 

[Mercolleen]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My son went to school with a guy whose head was shaped like a piece of toast. 

I want to see a picture.

ETA: I cannot stop laughing at that description.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Mercolleen

[sainte-chapelle]

He had a beer so he is drunk and scared and low class? She is a bitch

[goofygirl]

Now Natalie's talking like some high falutin' snooty bitch.  " I want him to feel pain"  "A low class drunk man"....  Mikey, Mikey, Mikey... Call Uncle Bo real quick.  Pack her ass up and take her to the airport. NOW.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ohhh honey, 110 is not a high IQ.

[DNR]

Natalie is a real vicious bitch  i hate her 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My son went to school with a guy whose head was shaped like a piece of toast. 

My brother's best friend had shaggy hair and 40 years later my Mom still refers to him as Mop Head. 

[hula-la]

As someone who is proudly bougie, not going to a museum doesn’t make someone low class, just someone who doesn’t like museums. Natalie makes me want to swear.

[Pepper Mostly]

Big Red, buy her a one way ticket back to Kiev. Done and dusted. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Bitch, go home. Buy her a ticket and send her back to her mother. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Her IQ of 110 and her blow up sex doll looks means she’s going far in life.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My son went to school with a guy whose head was shaped like a piece of toast. 

Was his nickname "Whole Wheat"?

[Armchair Critic]

Oh boy insulting his IQ is fighting words, next she will say he has a small D

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Mike is just dying to get home every night to this. 

[tvrox]

48 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus Christ, now his father is telling Brandon he can't bring Julia a lousy cup of fucking tea? What. An. Asshole. Brandon, grow a pair for fucks sake. 

This scene is why I don't date guys who live with their parents. 

[VioletNevermind]

Hey, Mike, you don’t have to have a high IQ to buy a one-way plane ticket back home for this harpy.  Just saying. 

[Leilani]

Someone tells me their IQ is higher then mine and calls me low class get's a punch in the neck.

[Zombness]

Natalie you can pack your bags and leave...you are so manipulative with Mike. 

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Pasta at night sailor's delight. Pasta at morning, sailor take warning.

I thought that was red sky not red sauce.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Big Red, buy her a one way ticket back to Kiev. Done and dusted. 

Send her to David in Vegas and his high faulting RV. Mmmmmmmmmmm

[Straycat80]

So she thinks Mike is a low class, dumb, fat alcoholic, why does she want to marry him? Go home Natalie.

oh, the cougar is back next week! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

I want to see a picture.

I doubted, to be sure. Then I saw him, It was really true! We still laugh about it to this day. He still lives here and Salem's a small town, he sees him around from time to time and always tells me "I saw Fernando today. His head still looks like a piece of toast."

[Coltee Gal]

Bye Natalie and DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Hey, Mike, you don’t have to have a high IQ to buy a one-way plane ticket back home for this harpy.  Just saying. 

Better get uncle beau cooking.

[Leilani]

Is Mike this stupid to marry this crazy bitch.  He's tall and owns his house and has a job, he has other options.

[Mercolleen]

I can't wait for the Stephanie/Ryan (Styan? Reph?) segment next week. Did you see his head wrap? And his watch? And her bead top? And her sun damage?

[Frozendiva]

Natalie, few people in the US live in a palace. Mike has a nice, comfortable life. Appreciate that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uncle Beau can sell enough product in a few days in Seattle to buy that plane ticket.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[mmecorday]

Night everybody! To my friends in the D.C. area, please stay safe this week!

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys I had an employee who constantly bragged about her 128 IQ. I had to speak to her multiple times about her behaviour. She quit for a job I knew was a poor fit ( I more than tolerated her shit) and gently tried to discourage her. She got fired within 6 weeks and now does minimal freelance work for very obscure companies. IQ means nothing. She had zero emotional intelligence.

Edited January 18, 2021 by sainte-chapelle