90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

Why did they think Julia would ever want to be a farmer?

[Gobi]

No breakfast for you, young missy!

[Leilani]

Betty is not even passive aggressive..she's just aggressive.

[sainte-chapelle]

“You slept late”you fuckers are still eating breakfast! 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Ted Danson is more handsome now than he was in the 80s!

Yeah. Lucky Mary Steenburgen.

[CSunshine76]

Fuck these people. She’s a guest in your home. She can’t have a cup of tea?

[greekmom]

9 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

 

They didn't even let her get some freaking tea?

(Just ignore the quote above box. It was a mistake.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, I think I’d smack Betty into next week if she talked to me like that.

[TazDevil]

I'm not sure that Julia has agreed to any of this.  It's all fake, though, right?  I saw that smirk when Betty told her she couldn't have tea.

[mmecorday]

Betty: I kissed a goat and I liked it!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Slept late"

Kudos to Julia for her self control. I would have hit Papa Brandon on the head with a sack of live crickets. What an asshole. 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, CraftyHazel said:

I’m late to the party!  I really dislike Brandon’s family!

Psssstttt, we have determined they are satanic swingers deep in the Virginia woods

[Armchair Critic]

I guess it's good Julia finds out what life will be like before she marries him, if she is smart she will ditch him and his parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon, you should be defending your woman. 

[Straycat80]

You slept late. No breakfast for you! 

[Leilani]

I keep thinking Betty is going to hit Julia over the head with a shovel and bury her.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Leilani

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I was wondering why they had these old guys singing Tag Team’s song until I realized they ARE Tag Team. Which means I’m old too!

Right there with ya.

[hula-la]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I was wondering why they had these old guys singing Tag Team’s song until I realized they ARE Tag Team. Which means I’m old too!

It’s the Kid ‘n Play kick step at the end that does it for me. I love watching American ads. 

[tvrox]

56 minutes ago, Leilani said:

They managed  before she came and whatever job Brandon goes to every day should pay for her food expense, their expenses have not increased that much except for food and maybe some hot water she's using daily for the 90 days.

You mean hot tub water?

Why she freaking out over goats, they so cute. 

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

I'm not sure that Julia has agreed to any of this.  It's all fake, though, right?  I saw that smirk when Betty told her she couldn't have tea.

I saw it too....the same Debbie smirk.

[Gobi]

"All this is going to be yours one day."

" What, the curtains? "

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Betty: I kissed a goat and I liked it!

Gross gross gross gross gross gross!!!

[FrancescaFiore]

I love how Rebecca has a stolen grocery cart in her apartment. Keep it classy, Bex!

[Floatingbison]

What, and give up all my pest control technition dreams?

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I also learned about Scrotum Bras tonight 

I'll bet we have higher IQs than Natalie 

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Arynm said:

ok, so this is a secret, but my husband bought me a diamond ring. I was after our wedding because we were too poor then for rings like that. I found the charge online on one of our credit cards and I tossed the house trying to find it. I did and then put it back exactly as it was so it would be a surprise. To this day he does not know that I found it before he gave it to me. I hope he never does, he was so proud that he kept it from me.

Aw, so nice!

We were in the same position. After we were married about 3 years, he bought the ring for Christmas. He was in the Army at the time. I didn't have a clue. I open up the box, and all I see is some wrinkled paper and a dirty tent peg! The ring was hidden in the box. Surprise, surprise!

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Betty is going to kill Julia in her sleep.

[LennieBriscoe]

"Would you want to give all this up?"

Brandon: *crickets*

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon’s parents don’t understand that they are driving their son away. Sex drive in 20-something men overrules everything else.

Edited January 18, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[CraftyHazel]

DadBrandon: Would you want to give all this up?!

Brandon: Dead. Silence.

[goofygirl]

Pest Control Technician.... Okey dokey, then move your ass out, get an apartment in the city, and get out of your parents' control.  Time to grow a pair, son.

Oh boy!  NOLA!  What, Yara's just sitting on the street corner somewhere??

Yara honey; go do some volunteer work.

Edited January 18, 2021 by goofygirl

[Armchair Critic]

That's what is happening here, the kids are selling the farms and they are becoming house plats. 

[Straycat80]

Brandon has a job. Why are they not living elsewhere? 
 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

I keep thinking Betty is going to hit Julia over the head with a shovel and bury her.

Like all the others. 

And afterwards she'll say to Brandon: "It was for the best, son. She was trying to tear us apart. Think of the farm!"

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no, Yara, you do not want to sit on any concrete public park surface in any big US city.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, CraftyHazel said:

I’m late to the party!  I really dislike Brandon’s family!

I read "pantry". This is what hunger does to a person. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Yara is pregnant, then Novi will have lost his drinking buddy. And that’s really all they have in common, so.....

[sainte-chapelle]

Brandon doesn’t have the balls to tell his parents he never gave a shit about the farm. Instead he throws Julia under the bus. I like her. She can do better.    Yara is preggers y’all

[Leilani]

This girl is so boring and whiny, I wish I could fast forward.

[magemaud]

All this is going to be yours someday, my son 

[Kiss my mutt]

I wish Yara’s name was Bon. I hope she’s not pregnant either. If she thinks she’s depressed now...

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Brandon has a job. Why are they not living elsewhere? 
 

His mother won’t allow it, she will ground him

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"All this is going to be yours one day."

" What, the curtains? "

Saw it over 20 times on Broadway! 

[mmecorday]

Yara says she doesn't want to go out. I feel ya, Yara. After work on Friday I went to the supermarket and picked up everything I would need for the weekend so I wouldn't leave the house. I did go to the end of the road to the convenience store tonight because my girlfriend wanted a Sprite.

[DNR]

Have y’all caught Andrews singing videos on IG 

he’s a horrendous singer ( he was prolly a theatre kid in hs) but this dork narcissist thinks he’s great , you can tell 

[tvrox]

56 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Hey all. Would’ve been here sooner if it weren’t for my city currently being an occupied territory with fences and barbed wire all around and having to show ID to people with guns to prove I live here but ya know, don’t want to get scolded about the “pOLiTics pOlicY” so let’s do some stress eating and have a nervous shaky hand toast to our favorite group of losers! I need my Zied so mash right now. 

Stay safe. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, magemaud said:

All this is going to be yours someday, my son 

Brandon is mentally calculating if he can throw a noose over one of the rafters.

[DNR]

Have y’all caught Andrews singing videos on IG 

he’s a horrendous singer ( he was prolly a theatre kid in hs) but this dork narcissist thinks he’s great , you can tell 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, CraftyHazel said:

DadBrandon: Would you want to give all this up?!

Brandon: Dead. Silence.

🦗🦗🦗

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Brandon doesn’t have the balls to tell his parents he never gave a shit about the farm. Instead he throws Julia under the bus. I like her. She can do better.    Yara is preggers y’all

She’s mos def pregnant