90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karen Kenny wants to talk to the manager.

[tvrox]

Oh no. Poor Armando and Kenny. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, RealReality said:

So, can Jenny get a work permit, or will they need to be married first?

She’s making $500 a month from Social Security plus $5,000 - $10,000 from each episode.  

[VioletNevermind]

There is absolutely no excuse for Kenny not speaking even the most basic Spanish.  If we get to the reunion and he’s not speaking at least at a third grade level, I’m going to go off. 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I have never noticed how long Bills index finger is.

I have some Photoshops (on da 'Gram) where I may have featured someone (of a similar profession) with slightly downsized hands, but I'm not allowed to post here 🤷

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

A digital marketing company with no computer?

They sell fingers.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

And his wang bends left

(per Monica Lewinsky)

I have had two close encounters with Monica in Portland, Oregon, pre fame and post fame.  Well, the first encounter was by my mom, she bought a tie for me from her when she worked at a Jeffrey Michaels kiosk in Pioneer Place in downtown Portland.

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I read Hilary's book "Living History", and she described Bill's hands in loving detail--I've noticed them every time I've seen him on TV since. He does have beautiful, expressive hands!

Can confirm. He signed my book and I watched, mesmerized. 

[Armchair Critic]

Some funny person called him Kvetchy on another thread and that still makes me laugh.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

I have some Photoshops (on da 'Gram) where I may have featured someone (of a similar profession) with slightly downsized hands, but I'm not allowed to post here 🤷

A short-fingered vulgarian?

[RichiesOlderBro]

I think it might just be easier if these two just lived together for a few years.  

[Frozendiva]

Kenny, things aren't always easy. You have to be patient.

[greekmom]

So basically they have to jump through a few hoops.

It's not impossible just a bit of a paperwork and that they have to "fight" for it.

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[mmecorday]

Kenny: I wish I could ask my own questions.

Can someone please hook this guy up with Babbel?

[Grifter Lives]

Here come Kenny's tears.

[Eldemarge]

Kenneth can't even be arsed to roll an R a LITTLE BIT when saying "Gracias," the one word he deigned to learn in Spanish.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kenny: I wish I could ask my own questions

Pepper Mostly: YOU COULD IF YOU'D LEARNED SPANISH KENNY

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I have had two close encounters with Monica in Portland, Oregon, pre fame and post fame.  Well, the first encounter was by my mom, she bought a tie for me from her when she worked at a Jeffrey Michaels kiosk in Pioneer Place in downtown Portland.

I heard that she's a spokesmodel for BJs now.

[Arynm]

What a lovely lady, to help Kenny and Armando out. It's an extra step, but looks like they might be able to get married. Human rights violation sounds about right. They will get it fixed

[Trackdawg]

17 minutes ago, kacesq said:

brittany really thinks she’s amazing when she’s a muppet face who talks like she has lock jaw.

[Mr. Miner]

Armando deserves better. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kenny, you waiting this long. A few weeks won’t make a big difference. And stop fucking crying!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I have had two close encounters with Monica in Portland, Oregon, pre fame and post fame.  Well, the first encounter was by my mom, she bought a tie for me from her when she worked at a Jeffrey Michaels kiosk in Pioneer Place in downtown Portland.

I seriously feel like she is somebody I could be friends with (no I am not Linda Tripp). She was foolish but I feel like she got a raw deal because she is still paying for it.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Kenny, things aren't always easy. You have to be patient.

Boo frickety hoo Karen

[RealReality]

OMG Kenny with the fucking dramatics.  Tears and fighting wars!  Just stop it Kenny.  

[greekmom]

Honestly, where did Kenny live in the States that he was so open to be loud and proud???

Sheesh.  There were issues there too.

[brillia79]

So Kenny, at his advanced age, doesn’t know that the Obgerfell ruling didn’t happen overnight in the USA? Or that it’s currently in jeopardy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, greekmom said:

So basically they have to jump through a few hoops.

It's not impossible just a bit of a paperwork and that they have to "fight" for it.

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Kenny is a fucking drama queen. This is not a tragedy. Its an inconvenience. I wonder if he falls apart if he goes the DMV and they're closed. 

[seasons]

Tired of Kenny's hairdo.

[mmecorday]

It's really sad when these two are denied a marriage license and some of the other couples are allowed to have wedding after wedding after wedding.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I seriously feel like she is somebody I could be friends with (no I am not Linda Tripp). She was foolish but I feel like she got a raw deal because she is still paying for it.

Snitches never prosper. 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kenny: I wish I could ask my own questions

Pepper Mostly: YOU COULD IF YOU'D LEARNED SPANISH KENNY

Its a blessing in disguise, because I agree that Kenny is a Karen and it all would have ended in asshole questions to a woman who cannot change anything.  

[OoogleEyes]

So, Kenny wants the wedding he's always dreamed of?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kenny, you waiting this long. A few weeks won’t make a big difference. And stop fucking crying!

My son walked into the bedroom and saw Kenny and did this "downward clawing face motion" and said, "He's in TEARS!"  And walked out.  Yep, you summed it up.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Kenneth can't even be arsed to roll an R a LITTLE BIT when saying "Gracias," the one word he deigned to learn in Spanish.

No Rrrruffles with rrrridges for him!

[goofygirl]

Naaa.... Not Whitney! NO WAY!!!

Brittany needs to understand that Yazan might get his HEAD WHACKED OFF BY HIS OWN FATHER if she doesn't straighten up and  fly right.  OR: Break up with Yazan and let him go.  Seriously.  STOP IT!!!! YOU GOTTA STOP. NOW.

[DEL901]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

She’s making $500 a month from Social Security plus $5,000 - $10,000 from each episode.  

I don’t think the show pays nearly that much.  Maybe for the whole season.  

1 minute ago, Arynm said:

What a lovely lady, to help Kenny and Armando out. It's an extra step, but looks like they might be able to get married. Human rights violation sounds about right. They will get it fixed

Yes, Kenny has to understand she is on their side and trying to help.   

[VioletNevermind]

Gosh, pretty sure I wouldn’t risk my life for someone who told me to shut the fuck up.  *cough* Yazan *cough*

[Mrs. Landingham]

If Cheesestick can speak fluent Spanish, Kenny can certainly master a few phrases. Good god. 

[Trackdawg]

9 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Also, leave vacation flings on vacation. Stop trying to shoehorn the flings (with your unemployed, sketchy, albeit hot guy) into a relationship. 

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Kenny is a fucking drama queen. This is not a tragedy. Its an inconvenience. I wonder if he falls apart if he goes the DMV and they're closed. 

I swear it sounds like fewer steps than getting a government job.  It sucks, but calm down Kenny.  

[For Cereals]

I just want someone to pull Brittany aside and explain the seriousness of the situation to her.  She’s just dense.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I seriously feel like she is somebody I could be friends with (no I am not Linda Tripp). She was foolish but I feel like she got a raw deal because she is still paying for it.

Later on when she became well known and we learned she sold clothing for a while there, mom realized she bought my Christmas tie from Monica, which I still have.  There's no stains on it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Snitches never prosper. 

I think she just recently died. Cancer.

[Angry Moldovan]

She was  a baby, Billy was the bad boy she was just dickmatised

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I seriously feel like she is somebody I could be friends with (no I am not Linda Tripp). She was foolish but I feel like she got a raw deal because she is still paying for it.

[TazDevil]

So Brittany didn't change out of the "Tequila Por Favor" half shirt for her trip to a Muslim country.  At least that should make ordering a bottle from Duty Free easier this time.

[DNR]

So 20000 in rupees is $268 US dollars  How long exactly will it take somemeat to pay back the parents ?  He’s 40 and still his parents can stop the marriage to Jenny ? Omg cut loose Jenny , it ain’t happening 

Oh boy Kenny’s in tears take a shot 

Britney is so cold blooded when she hears yazans concerns and how she’d be expected to behave in Jordan What’s wrong with this bitch  i hate her

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

So, Kenny wants the wedding he's always dreamed of?

WHAT IF HE CAN'T GET THE VENUE OF HIS DREAMS? WHAT IF HE CAN'T HIRE THE CATERER OF HIS DREAMS? NONE OF YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HIS POIGNANT PAIN

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Gosh, pretty sure I wouldn’t risk my life for someone who told me to shut the fuck up.  *cough* Yazan *cough*

I really am lost as to why he continues prolonging this nonsense. He needs to dump this woman like yesterday’s garbage. 

[Floatingbison]

Brittany won't take direction from anyone.  Not her dad, not her friends, not Dazan or whatever his name is.  She's got her foot on the gas and she's heading for a brick wall.