kacesq April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Wait she went to the mosque once and she expects a blessing? Ugh. 12 Link to comment
Zombness April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Lisa looks older than Usman's mother. 1 16 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Lisa pull the grey scraggy bits of hair out of your face 1 7 Link to comment
Doublemint April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Lisa looks so much older than "Mommy". Oh - she's too old!! 9 Link to comment
kendi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 I wish Usman would have given her another percentage rating on Lisa's first time at the mosque. I believe it would only be 30% 6 1 Link to comment
Adeejay April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. There's a time and place for everything. This is not the time to ask Mama Usman for her blessing. 8 Link to comment
charmed1 April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Usman, she didn’t say that. She said “HELL NO.” 7 6 Link to comment
Zombness April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Good for Usman's mother........mother knows best. Lisa go back!!! 6 Link to comment
kacesq April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 I also need Lisa to stop calling that lovely woman “Mommy.” 4 16 Link to comment
kendi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Bring out that purple robe, Mama Usman!!! Capital No again!! 1 11 Link to comment
Mrs. Landingham April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Mother Usman: “No.” The Queen has spoken and there is no appeal. 1 14 Link to comment
hisbunkie April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Lisa should stop calling her age peer “Mommy”. If that were me, I’d deck her. 2 14 Link to comment
RealReality April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Oh Lisa, mommy wasn't feeling that. Also, in bad form to ask her right away. 9 Link to comment
Zombness April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Now we will see the new David.......David the stalker .......! 1 2 Link to comment
blubld43 April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Mama Usman for the win! Another glorious, cloak of no! 2 10 Link to comment
mmecorday April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Quote Lisa looks older than Usman's mother. She looks older than Whistler's Mother. 19 3 Link to comment
RealReality April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Just now, Mrs. Landingham said: Mother Usman: “No.” The Queen has spoken and there is no appeal. The cloak is final. No go-backsies. 9 Link to comment
OldButHappy April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Who do we think is behind the door? 2 Link to comment
kacesq April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 I’m so sick of that bride braying “I am stunning!” In that promo for Dragnificent. Hon you look pretty average to me. 6 Link to comment
poeticlicensed April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Babygirllisa, mommy knows you are too old to give her grandchildren. Dealbreaker 12 Link to comment
Bunnyette April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 (edited) I think Usman really said “please say yes Mommy, I need the green card”...Mommy shook her head & still said no, Edited April 20, 2020 by Bunnyette 9 Link to comment
kendi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, kacesq said: Wait she went to the mosque once and she expects a blessing? Ugh. Right? With that sour look on her face again. BGL looks much much older than Mama Usman. 10 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 I would have loved to have seen BHL sitting through a religious service like Tarik did. 4 4 Link to comment
DEL901 April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Usman is the younger son, not the older. It isn’t like his mom was 16 when he was born. Of course she doesn’t want him with a woman her age. And a single trip to a mosque whew she dressed somewhat inappropriately (the hair showing and mullet dress), that’s not enough to make up for her other shortcomings. 4 Link to comment
poeticlicensed April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Please god let "Lana" open the door! 4 4 Link to comment
RealReality April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Just now, OldButHappy said: Who do we think is behind the door? Not sure but cannot wait! I hope it's ceasar! 15 1 Link to comment
Adeejay April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Without a camera crew, David wouldn't have the guts to go to Lana's apartment. 1 2 9 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 I award David Dum Dum stalker of the whole 90 day franchise. Ceaser salad knew better than to try and find his true love. 1 11 Link to comment
Archer27 April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 OMG...Did any of your read the short story entitled "The Green Door" If so, you understand my crazy suspense.... 1 1 Link to comment
hisbunkie April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Badass Lisa has been had by Mommy. I’m awful, I’m loving this. 8 Link to comment
Doublemint April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 1 minute ago, OldButHappy said: Who do we think is behind the door? A big Ed look-alike! 3 1 Link to comment
magemaud April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said: Houseboy Useman - that could be his new hip hop name. At the beginning of the season, I thought Lisa was calling him “Houseman” 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 28 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: "I got mixed up with a bad crowd"?? Oh for crying out loud Geoffrey. These people act like they were beans going down a chute and couldn't help what other beans they ended up in the soup with. 3 Link to comment
Gobi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, OldButHappy said: Who do we think is behind the door? Yolanda. 10 2 Link to comment
kendi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Hooray for Varya's and Usman's mothers! Don't *%$! with their children! 15 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, OldButHappy said: Who do we think is behind the door? Williams 13 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 David, pick Door #3. I think there’s a Russian mafia thug behind it. 4 4 Link to comment
LucyEth April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Usman had to know his mother would not approve. He should have looked for someone younger, prettier, more pleasant and less bossy. He is a nice looking young man, he doesn't have to settle for Lisa to get a green card. 16 Link to comment
RealReality April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Just now, DEL901 said: Usman is the younger son, not the older. It isn’t like his mom was 16 when he was born. Of course she doesn’t want him with a woman her age. And a single trip to a mosque whew she dressed somewhat inappropriately (the hair showing and mullet dress), that’s not enough to make up for her other shortcomings. It's just poor form to be so obvious. If you're trying to impress upon mommy that you're open and trying to learn usmans religion to be a better life partner it's pretty transparent that that's not the case when you ask for the blessing five minutes out of church. Also doesn't help the situation that the church was full of beautiful young women with flawless skin. 15 Link to comment
OldButHappy April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Just now, RealReality said: Not sure but cannot wait! I hope it's ceasar! Dead. Or Williams, for that matter. My guess is an old woman who speaks no English.( That's her story and she's sticking to it) 3 1 Link to comment
For Cereals April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Usman is not good at this unless we’re going to get to some sort of groom price and Costco run that the whole family is in on later. 2 4 Link to comment
Zombness April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 I miss Big Ed tonight, he makes me laugh. 3 Link to comment
kendi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, OldButHappy said: Who do we think is behind the door? Natasha and Boris? 9 1 Link to comment
HappyDancex2 April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 We are going to get Lana door dragged out. 1 4 Link to comment
kendi April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 Just now, For Cereals said: Usman is not good at this unless we’re going to get to some sort of groom price and Costco run that the whole family is in on later. She should have brought that microwave! 1 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 So is Pillow Talk basically a rerun of older shows? Link to comment
LennieBriscoe April 20, 2020 Share April 20, 2020 "Mommy" is Lisa's dig at Usman for being a "Mommy's boy." Link to comment
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