90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

re: new couple. What's the secret? Debt? Secret Wife? No job? Unclean anus?

Or all the above?!!?

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, kendi said:

The whole "But I'm American!" declaration really pisses me off. Don't go to other countries and expect special treatment, asswipes.

When my elderly parents were still in good enough shape, they traveled all over the world with a group of friends and used guides.  They were told in many countries to say they were Canadian, not American.

Edited June 30, 2020 by Emmeline

[kendi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

What the hell is up with the ginger meat heads accent?

I can't figure it out either. And *clutches the pearls* he has a secret!!!

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

Jihoon's parents want him to teach Deavan how to be likable? I love it!

They didn't manage to teach him to be a responsible adult.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Wait, you came to a majority Muslim country to meet a devout Muslim man and you think he acted the fool? Oh sweet tap-dancing Jesus. 

 

Or Mohamed 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

re: new couple. What's the secret? Debt? Secret Wife? No job? Unclean anus?

Or all the above?!!?

Prison record? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Roll up roll up! Ladies and Gents

place your bets here.

what is the ginger hiding from his hot Colombian girlfriend

[Doublemint]

Brittany has to reinvent herself to fit in to some degree in Jordan, and that ain't happening, for sure.

[kendi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Roll up roll up! Ladies and Gents

place your bets here.

what is the ginger hiding from his hot Colombian girlfriend

He's a virgin or he's a sex addict

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kendi said:

I can't figure it out either. And *clutches the pearls* he has a secret!!!

This is a first! One of these losers has a secret that hasn’t been disclosed to their soul mate? 

Need to put this on the bingo card if it isn’t there already.

[mmecorday]

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what is the ginger hiding from his hot Colombian girlfriend

He masquerades as muscular British restaurant owners on Instagram.

[poeticlicensed]

So apparently Kenneth can never visit anyone and his family cant visit him. The wracking sobs are getting on my last nerve. Planes fly there everyday dude. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Roll up roll up! Ladies and Gents

place your bets here.

what is the ginger hiding from his hot Colombian girlfriend

He shot JR!

[VioletNevermind]

I still can’t bring myself to watch that B90 bullshit.  I delivered better clapbacks at my third grade lunch table. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hers the real Colt 2.0.

[KelseyNikki614]

I already like Tim's cat more than him. I have a feeling he will annoy me

[greekmom]

Oh for fuck's sake.

Another simpleton cat lover?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

He shot JR!

Let it be this

[Floatingbison]

Okay, the Texas Cat Wrangler, he's starting off with a clean slate.

[poeticlicensed]

Tim has a criminal record, for sure 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Brittany has to reinvent herself to fit in to some degree in Jordan, and that ain't happening, for sure.

First Muslim rapper, straight outta Jordan!

[Gobi]

Just now, kendi said:

He's a virgin or he's a sex addict

He's a virgin and he's a sex addict!

[CSunshine76]

Oh fuck me with the Texas stereotypes now.  Dallas isn’t claiming this idiot. A dude with an emotional support cat? Get the hell outta here.

[JennyMominFL]

Wait, I can take my cat on vacation with me?

[sainte-chapelle]

Who is this guy, cute cat though 

[Caoimhe]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Tim has a criminal record, for sure 

Is he a terrorist like Pole?

[greekmom]

The poor cat.

[hookedontv]

Is the secret that he has a pussy? 

[kendi]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I still can’t bring myself to watch that B90 bullshit.  I delivered better clapbacks at my third grade lunch table. 

I can't either, especially with that cast. 

[Mr. Miner]

Growing up my nickname was dork.

[greekmom]

So he's a Colt/Pole hybrid?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Cheese stick?

[Gobi]

Prison record. Called it!

[Angry Moldovan]

Ding ding ding.......he’s a criminal 

[LilaFowler]

Another TLC criminal.

[mmecorday]

None of my cats would be that calm in a store. I'd have claw marks all over myself and I'd be putting up signs for missing cats.

[hookedontv]

His short stint in jail is his secret? Tame compared to others. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Medellin Colombia? Is she related to Pablo Escobar?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

So he's a Colt/Pole hybrid?

He’s a felon...Pole.   

[Frozendiva]

No one likes a woman for her intelligence, sense of humour, kindness, compassion - just a nice butt and legs?

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

Oh fuck me with the Texas stereotypes now.  Dallas isn’t claiming this idiot. A dude with an emotional support cat? Get the hell outta here.

It's got to be the Iowa connection!

[Angry Moldovan]

His poor pussy cat 

[Vandy10]

Apparently this accent is Iowa meets Texas by way of Alabama?

Also, I’ve never seen anyone say Medellin, Colombia in a creepier way.

[SunnyBeBe]

What’s wrong with his cat?

[VioletNevermind]

Someone on the 90 Day production staff clearly has an in with the au pair circuit. 

[KelseyNikki614]

Are we sure the jail stint is his secret? I don't think they would reveal it so soon, there's got to be another secret

[hookedontv]

I feel terrible that he’s going to drag this cat down with him. He better take good care of him. What’s Cheesestick’s real name again? 

[Doublemint]

Oh God he's crawling around his yard with a cat - he'd be more believable as a Texan car thief with a Doberman named Duke.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

He’s a felon...Pole.   

But with the cats and the dorkiness - it's part Cole too??

[Caoimhe]

I feel very sorry for the cat.