90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

 

Then there's always the loudly-played music of Sousa and Wagner!

Or Fleetwood Mac TUSK!

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt and Jess are boring as fuck. Lets move on, show. 

[LookABird]

"Stop to be dumb!" 

This is my new favorite phrase!

[Straycat80]

Are Jess’ friends real friends or paid by TLC? They act like they can’t remember her name by referring to her as ‘friend’ instead of Jess. 

[Grifter Lives]

Nobody would ever have to worry if Colt is cheating on her... unless they include Debbie.

[brillia79]

Who is Vanessa?

[mmecorday]

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Jess is another one of those people who photograph completely different. 

Like Lana.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jess, wait till you meet Debbie. Just saying.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

Who is Vanessa?

His gym buddy.  That's why we haven't seen her.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

Who is Vanessa?

The other chick Colt is allegedly “talking” to.

 

 

[mamadrama]

I'd rather watch the Brazilian Girl Squad than the Karen Coven. 

[Vandy10]

Jess’ dad needs to get in here, fast, then.

[Angry Moldovan]

Velma, don’t hitch your wagon to Coltee, it won’t end well

[Floatingbison]

Coltee in Brazil!!!!  I'm all in for that.  Coltee doesn't get Latin culture and nightlife at all.  

[Gobi]

Jess' friend looks like Libby's Brazilian cousin.

[LilaFowler]

Those big glasses do nothing for you, Jess.

[brillia79]

“I love Colt. I try because my visa is up in 6 months.”

Lolololololol!!!!

[Zombness]

Jess is not Colt.....you still have to meet Debbie and she is a handful!!!

[Leilani]

Jess looks different all the time, I almost didn't recognize her in this talking head.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Those big glasses do nothing for you, Jess.

The specs do a lot for Coltee.  Glasses and cats, and big flowery mother's day cards are the way to his heart.

[kendi]

Jess and her friends feel like a SNL skit.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Who is Vanessa?

Colteees friend 

[Eldemarge]

They showed a picture of Colt and Vanessa sipping a drink with straws from the same drink.  I've had many, many male friends and NO picture exists of us where we are cutesy sipping the same drink together.  So bullshit on this "friendship."  Don't be daft, Jess.

[kacesq]

Mary looks fresh.

[Floatingbison]

It's Pole Vault time!!!!!!!!!

[Bees52]

Jess' friend breaking it down about Colt. I don't see jealousy, just a worried friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

“I love Colt. I try because my visa is up in 6 months.”

Lolololololol!!!!

Soul mates! True love! It’s a beautiful thing.

[LilaFowler]

Is Pole an only child?

[Floatingbison]

Karine went downhill soooo fast in the looks department.  I guess marriage to Pole will do that.

[magemaud]

38 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

HOW THE HELL DOES LARISSA'S SKANKY ENGAGED-13-TIMES FRIEND EVEN KNOW THAT GUY?

The blind date broker was her pretty friend, Heather, who was in the pole dancing class with her

 

[greekmom]

Geez Mother Paul. You could have worn a clean shirt.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

They showed a picture of Colt and Vanessa sipping a drink with straws from the same drink.  I've had many, many male friends and NO picture exists of us where we are cutesy sipping the same drink together.  So bullshit on this "friendship."  Don't be daft, Jess.

Yup. They fuckin’.

[mmecorday]

I think Karine and Paul's mom have a genuine affection for each other that's very sweet.

[kendi]

Pierre is a cutie pie. He's gonna need a lot of therapy.

[Frozendiva]

Get two baggage carts.

[mamadrama]

I wonder what the Brazilian girls charge for the BFF Experience? Cause I kinda love them. I need them to meet me at Applebees and lecture me about poor life choices.

[Bees52]

Paul lives on that struggle bus. I think he drives it.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Is Pole an only child?

I remember a brother being mentioned

[Gobi]

Poor Karine, admiring houses like the one she'll never own.

[VioletNevermind]

I have to hand it to Pole.  He probably weighs 140 lbs. soaking wet, but he can haul some luggage!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

The blind date broker was her pretty friend, Heather, who was in the pole dancing class with her

 

You know, the one with the wonky eye.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

Jess and her friends feel like a SNL skit.

I keep looking for Chris Farley and David Spade to pull up chairs and join them.

[brillia79]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Karine went downhill soooo fast in the looks department.  I guess marriage to Pole will do that.

Right? She doesn’t look healthy even. Paul has worn her down.

[goofygirl]

Pole's Mom has FINALLY CAUGHT A CLUE!! I am soo proud of her!  She's got to tell Debbie how to do it!

[sainte-chapelle]

Lolllll at the cart tipping over

[kacesq]

You know they could’ve gotten a second luggage cart.

[mamadrama]

You have 5 minutes to bond. And....GO!

[Leilani]

Are they only allowed one cart at the airport 🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Well to be fair, Pole, you are a dolt. 

[kendi]

Pole loves luggage and packing. It's pure comedy watching those luggage carts tilt over.