90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Eldemarge]

Lana is going to go home, throw that shitty ring on the floor and then will take a very hot, disinfecting shower.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Lana’s answer: “No thanks, I’d rather shit in my hand then clap.”

Oh cripes, she said yes. David, you gigantic old fool, this means nothing. 

I see more nephew hockey games in the future the next time David comes to visit. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Lana looks like "shit what do I do now?'

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

"Will you marry me"?    She'll take the ring and run - but it's not a diamond!

She’s thinking oh yeah I fleeced the fool, but wig gets the last laugh because the ring is a cheap Cz. Hahaha mmmmmmmmmmmm mmm

[DragonFlyzz]

Why don’t you stamp “Property of David “ on her forehead you stupid twit.

[charmed1]

Who now will manage the stress of Nephew Lana’s hockey games? Who?!

[Gobi]

"I don't know how I'll tell my family that I'm engaged. What will my husband and son think?"

[RichiesOlderBro]

Lana doesn’t look the slightest bit sad David is leaving.   

[Emmeline]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Speaking of eggs.  James Patterson wrote in his book:

“His penis in particular. One of his accusers is quoted in the book describing it as “very tiny.” Another told police that he “has some sort of birth defect — on his thing.” She went on: “It’s like a teardrop. Like a drop of water. It’s really fat at the bottom and skinny at the top.” Another called it “egg-shaped.”

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

See y’all later alligator.  

[OoogleEyes]

Ok, the Tell All looks kinda fun!

[Straycat80]

Oh, the tell all reunion looks great! Can’t wait! 

[Vandy10]

Be quiet or I’ll shut my laptop off!

lol

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Lana doesn’t look the slightest bit sad David is leaving.   

She's not. 

[Kroliosis]

Shiiiiiiiiit I might need to watch the full 10 hours of the tell all

[cyberfruit]

i'm gonna go vomit now

see some of y'all for pillow talk!

[mmecorday]

Night, all. Next week's tell all looks juicy AF!

[Frozendiva]

Lana is hoping that either David has tons of money, or he runs up a huge tab on the site and won't talk to her any more.

[Angry Moldovan]

Byeeeee, thanks for the distraction from everything, keep safe ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sainte-chapelle]

So what Rose is dating a woman Ed, fuck off you mayo headed troll doll

[Zombness]

Good night!!

 

[Toodleoo]

Kiss my grits, TLC, for putting this slice of shit in between us and Pillow Talk.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Lana is hoping that either David has tons of money, or he runs up a huge tab on the site and won't talk to her any more.

Third option:  He falls out of the plane.

[poeticlicensed]

David cries at the tell nothing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I love you all stay safe and good night. I may try to stay up for pillow talk

[Angry Moldovan]

7 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Is tomorrow the Tell All?

Next week?

[Doublemint]

Goodnight all - stay safe!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Vandy10 said:

Be quiet or I’ll shut my laptop off!

lol

Its a CYBER FLOUNCE! Bet Erika was shaking in her shoes. 

[Arynm]

I will be up for Pillow talk, I have half a bottle of wine left.

 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Speaking of eggs.  James Patterson wrote one his book:

“His penis in particular. One of his accusers is quoted in the book describing it as “very tiny.” Another told police that he “has some sort of birth defect — on his thing.” She went on: “It’s like a teardrop. Like a drop of water. It’s really fat at the bottom and skinny at the top.” Another called it “egg-shaped.”

OMG, I'm trying to brace myself to watch this.  I don't know if I can 

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night everyone. Keep safe, in every way. My heart is with all my peeps in Minneapolis and elsewhere. 

[Gobi]

Good night all, practice social dyslexia.

[goofygirl]

I'm DONE! No really, I'm gonna eat a snack and finish my wine, then get up in bed. Y'all have a good week and stay safe!  You guys make me laugh!

[Auntie Anxiety]

17 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Next week?

Of course! I’m TLC’s bitch but at least I admit it.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Don’t worry  Varya, Geoffrey will console himself with Mary while you’re gone. 

Yes he will!  She is waiting at home with the real diamond ring, not the CZ one he had made for Varya.

51 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good night everyone. Keep safe, in every way. My heart is with all my peeps in Minneapolis and elsewhere. 

Thank you and good night.  I am in a suburb of Minneapolis and it. Is. Nuts.  We have a curfew, people are being asked to not put garbage cans out until morning in case people want to vandalize and tip them over, LOTS more patrols up and down our quiet street.

Edited June 1, 2020 by Mrs. Hanson

[Gobi]

I'm here, practising social dysphoria.

[Frozendiva]

I have already watched Days of our Lives.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Auntie Anxiety, reporting for snark duty.

Robert seems ecstatic over the thought of yet another kid.

[sainte-chapelle]

I still don't understand how Anny got a visa

[Auntie Anxiety]

Somehow I don’t have high expectations for Robert’s home schooling techniques.

[KelseyNikki614]

I want to snark but Bryson is too cute. I'm guessing Robert and Anny's baby is going to be real cute too. And good work on the trap baby Anny

[Gobi]

Credit to Robert for knowing that your eyes have to be protected.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why isn’t Robert doing some delivery work?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why isn’t Robert doing some delivery work?

He would do better with uber eats

[Gobi]

Will Porn Star Grandma be at the gender reveal?

[KelseyNikki614]

Robert, I'm pretty sure everyone knows what a gender reveal is at this point. Things must be rough if Robert is explaining things to us. 

[Frozendiva]

At least Bryson calls Anny 'mom'.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Snarkers slowly trickling in tonight? Surely there’s nothing better to do and watching the news can wait.

[sainte-chapelle]

Robert looks thrilled to be having another child

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

At least Bryson calls Anny 'mom'.

Lisa calls Usman’s mother, Mommy.