90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

(if the ice cream machine is working) A McDonald's ice cream cone is actually low in calories and fat. I think they use ice milk instead of cream or something. Anyway, I have been dieting and I will get one of those when I want a splurge.

I figured this out too - it helps...

[magemaud]

Darcey and Stacey? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Did I just hear Darcey say “Liar! He doesn’t love me” AGAIN? 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh shit Darcey screams out the “you never lived me liar” yet again. Jesse again appears on the show to famewhore it up....I am here for this shit show.

And for the Reality Gays' review

This season of HEA is so slow-moving that I haven't been listening to them each week, but they're the best.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

(if the ice cream machine is working) A McDonald's ice cream cone is actually low in calories and fat. I think they use ice milk instead of cream or something. Anyway, I have been dieting and I will get one of those when I want a splurge.

I think most soft serve is about half the calories of real ice cream.

[Floatingbison]

I wonder how Jessee's Quest for Fame is going?

[Bees52]

Oh good lord! Darcey and Stacey are back....  Again.

And in the same predicaments they had before.

So, why isn't this show so important that it gets sent straight to streaming?

[FrancescaFiore]

Julia is acting like a crazy person. Who in their right mind is going to want Brandon? 

[Hotel Snarker]

9 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Jebus Saves!

I read that as "Jebub".

[CrazyInAlabama]

I like that California commercial with the Mermaid tails, and the laundry tower with everyone actually liking doing the laundry. 

 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I wonder how Jessee's Quest for Fame is going?

He has a profile for escorting, not only fans, actually an ESCORT.

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Tiffany look at your mom...that’s you in 15-20 years...break the cycle girl!

Looks like some addictions snuck in there and put some miles on mom.

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m here! Bloody social events!!!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

they never truly leave.  Like herpes.

The gift that keeps on giving.

[Floatingbison]

Brandon brings virtually nothing to the table.  No sex appeal, no pocket power, no alpha male vibe, not even a cool car.  He's just a shapeless protoplasm. 

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Julia is acting like a crazy person. Who in their right mind is going to want Brandon? 

From the look of things, Melanie. 

[TazDevil]

Andrei "taking the initiative" to destroy a kitchen.  What could go wrong?

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

All this worry about Ronald's sponsorship is stupid, he won't ever be allowed in this country.

 

From your mouth to the government's ears... 

[brillia79]

Libby’s purple velvet dress is weird. What’s up with that neckline?

[Angry Moldovan]

Andreiiiiiiii, my heart is full

 

[Suzywriter]

Why are there shoes on the table at Tiffany's mom's?

[LEILANI2]

I hate Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeiii and Libby. GTFO my TV.

[Pepper Mostly]

Charlie won't do it himself because it would interfere with his drinking. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m here! Bloody social events!!!

 

Welcome - missing you.   You've missed nothing, at all.

[tvrox]

Good at flipping because have experiencing beating people up? 

[OoogleEyes]

This house is RUFF.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I wonder how Jessee's Quest for Fame is going?

Very well evidently. He’s been on 5 seasons now.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Hulk smash!

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Brandon brings virtually nothing to the table.  No sex appeal, no pocket power, no alpha male vibe, not even a cool car.  He's just a shapeless protoplasm. 

Amoeba.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Andreiiiiiiii, my heart is full

 

You got here at the perfect time!

[Angry Moldovan]

Why would you hammer a perfectly good refrigerator. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m here! Bloody social events!!!

 

First of all, priorities!

Second of all, like Julia, we get very jealous.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is he smashing the fridge? LMAO!

[FrancescaFiore]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

2 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Julia is acting like a crazy person. Who in their right mind is going to want Brandon? 

From the look of things, Melanie. 

I REALLY didn't get that impression.  If Melanie wants Brandon, but has been with her boyfriend for 7 years, she's certainly playing a slow-ass game of "make Brandon jealous."

[Grifter Lives]

The neighbors called to say that Andrrrrei is destroying the house.  That is so unbelievable.

[kacesq]

Bored now.

[Frozendiva]

You probably have to remove the fridge door so no kid gets trapped in it and suffocates.

[LEILANI2]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ahem. An "EXPLOSIVE" new season of Darcy and Stacy!

Darcy goes out to dinner and gets food poisoining and has bathroom time. Wouldn't be surprised at all if this is what this franchise has sunk to.

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Why would you hammer a perfectly good refrigerator. 

 Ronald is in tears.

[Angry Moldovan]

So if you had to choose? Andrayyyyyyy or fuck face

[FrancescaFiore]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Libby’s purple velvet dress is weird. What’s up with that neckline?

Why is Libby in a cocktail dress for her interviews? 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m here! Bloody social events!!!

 

Yay, you made it!

So wait, Andrei goes to work at night? 

[TazDevil]

C'mon Andrei.  Chucklefuck has been doing this for 3 or 4 YEARS now!

[Suzywriter]

I think Philo TV service runs about 8 minutes behind the rest of the world. I just got the Darcy/Stacy commercial. 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

Andreiiiii seems is better with the baby than Libby.

Libby's TH dress is a bad fit, weird neckline.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Why would you hammer a perfectly good refrigerator. 

Ronald-he would get hammered first of course... and then casually steal the fridge. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I have watched sooo much HGTV over the past few years and never have I seen a fridge get destroyed during demo.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Why would you hammer a perfectly good refrigerator. 

To save it from Ronald...

[mmecorday]

Quote

Why would you hammer a perfectly good refrigerator. 

This is the scene that made Ronald cry.

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.... Here we go again with Chuck and Charlie....  This is really dumb! And speaking of dumb, think  Tiffany's dad is gonna want to take on Ronald FOR LIFE???

[sainte-chapelle]

This is so scripted...Andrei smashed a few doors on a dirty fridge and enter drunk ass Charlie. Why is it suddenly night time during his drive home?

Edited May 31, 2021 by sainte-chapelle