90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Gobi]

So, "Extreme Incesters" is still on?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A writer I really love on Wonkette accepted my friend request on FB and I felt like I was walking on air. He likes my posts sometimes and I am chuffed all day when that happens. 

Rob Lowe and I have tweeted each other, it was kind of exciting

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

On 600 lb life Dr. Now found a chip bag in the fat folds....one episode featured a drug raid and the cops checked her fat folds for crack.

Nicole of the rolling bed, and back porch hosing down!   They have you raise the folds in case you have a weapon hidden too (a friend said he's found small machine guns in folds).  

Angela could have an entire pizza under each of her window shade boobs. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Andrei, you gotta let this shit with Charlie go. He's never gonna apologize and he's gonna continue being abhorrent.

[Armchair Critic]

Now when I see Libby I just see her big white @ss after unfortunately looking at her leaked pics.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Little Eleanor is cutee. I don’t know why Andrrrei wants to work with the in-laws. 

Same reason Libby has an OnlyFans.   

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

angry hummingbird just came and looked in my living room window.  he looked pissed.

Better get that feeder out there for him!

[mmecorday]

"I feel so sorry for Yara being a new mom and in a new country, but not enough to actually do something to help her out."

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

angry hummingbird just came and looked in my living room window.  he looked pissed.

Is the TV not loud enough? Perhaps he wants to watch his show and you have the volume too low?

[Frozendiva]

Yara, they do grow in to teenagers.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

We all better be invited to the wedding, dammit.

Of course! I’m going strapless with a sea green sloppy bra

[Hotel Snarker]

I can smell the Mississippi watching this.

[OoogleEyes]

I absolutely love this Angry Mondolvian

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Nicole of the rolling bed, and back porch hosing down!   They have you raise the folds in case you have a weapon hidden too (a friend said he's found small machine guns in folds).  

Angela could have an entire pizza under each of her window shade boobs. 

Her hitting her boyfriend with the sub because it took too long was also classic.

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Except he's a famewhore: Mama June, Gorilla Glue Girl.

 

I know the weight loss surgeon is the same one as Mama June but are they using the same skin reduction surgeon also? 

[kacesq]

No, it’s not odd, Jovi. Women can breastfeed anywhere.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi again not knowing how to be a dad.

Doesn't he know that a woman who's breastfeeding cannot drink alcohol?

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Rob Lowe and I have tweeted each other, it was kind of exciting

I was in love with him in the 80's, he was so fine back then. The only semi famous person that follows me on Twitter is Aubrey O'Day, she is good for gossip because she was sleeping with Trump JUNIOR when she was on The Apprentice.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi, it's just breastfeeding. Act like a big boy.

[sainte-chapelle]

‘ You wouldn’t be in America without me’ that is shady Jovi. 

[Frozendiva]

Not all meals have to have alcohol.

[Straycat80]

Crab legs! I can’t remember that last time I had those. Probably can’t afford them now. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jovi again not knowing how to be a dad.

Doesn't he know that a woman who's breastfeeding cannot drink alcohol?

Not drinking has never crossed his mind.  Not once.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Andrei is dressed like one of The Beach Boys. "🎶I wish they all could be Moldovan girls🎶"

🎶The Chisinau girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind!!🎶

 

[Angry Moldovan]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

And one day you'll open your front door to find Rebecca standing there with a raised butcher cleaver in her hand

I can take her

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi is a damn idiot. A newborn requires all your attention. It's disgusting that he's literally jealous of his own child. Trash.

[Frozendiva]

Yara, six months from now you may be wanting to talk to an adult for a little bit and will happily go out for a couple of hours.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her hitting her boyfriend with the sub because it took too long was also classic.

And then when we got an update, we collectively realized that Charlie was the smartest one of the bunch. 

Jovi doesn't realize that breastfeeding is "legal"?? Dear sweet little tap dancing baby Jesus. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

No sex for Jovi?

 

I guess the strippers will keep Jovi happy.  

[Grifter Lives]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What happened in Moldova? I wish we would’ve seen it. 

Family Libby should take the opportunity of hiring Andrrrei into the family business to do a background check on him.  After all, the visa process wasn't thorough enough.  

[OoogleEyes]

All new mama's are crazy 

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Of course! I’m going strapless with a sea green sloppy bra

I am available for the Bachelorette party where we are filmed getting drunk and hitting on younger men. 😂

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy shit Jovi she can breast feed in a restaurant...if you can get drunk and belligerent without worrying about other diners then your wife can feed her child. Asshole.

[Hotel Snarker]

The baby is still so fresh and he’s already worried about the marriage? Like, CHILL! Yara has barely healed from GIVING BIRTH.

[Frozendiva]

Jovi is not going to give up his lifestyle unless he wants to do so.

[charmed1]

Jovi, I would be alarmed at several things. One being your teeth and the terror of watching them devour crab legs. The other being you two idiots bringing this baby to a restaurant during a pandemic. I wouldn’t take a second look at a woman breastfeeding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I can take her

I would back you in a fight with Rebecca any day and twice on Sunday. 

I'm still reeling over Jovi's being all icked out about Yara breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant. There's no shortage of naked boobage in New Orleans. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

No sex for Jovi?

 

I guess the strippers will keep Jovi happy.  

Yara may have had stitches and has to heal. The doctor may give her the thumbs up in a few weeks. Jovi can take care of himself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I know the weight loss surgeon is the same one as Mama June but are they using the same skin reduction surgeon also? 

They’ll fly Dr. Now in for a cameo with his array of medieval implements.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jovi, maybe you worry a little more about your daughter instead of saying don’t worry like she’s a newborn baby.

[Straycat80]

Yara isn’t being controlling. She’s just being a nervous first time mom.

[Emmeline]

21 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

This is the first time after three kids and several years of living with my parents that I'm finally revealing to everyone that  maybe I married the Somoan Village Idiot.

This is just one of the many reasons the thought of Asuelu  and Kalani having sex gives me the creeps.  It’s like having sex with a kid.

[Pepper Mostly]

JESUS JOVI YOUR BABY IS NOT EVEN A WEEK OLD. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

No sex for Jovi?

 

I guess the strippers will keep Jovi happy.  

Truth

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would back you in a fight with Rebecca any day and twice on Sunday. 

I'm still reeling over Jovi's being all icked out about Yara breastfeeding her baby in a restaurant. There's no shortage of naked boobage in New Orleans. 

Right??  Throw some beads at her Jovi!

[Armchair Critic]

Spoiler

I saw recent pictures of Yara's little girl and she is beautiful (spoiler because it was on social media)

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yara is controlling because she wants to feed her baby and keep her out of the sun? 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Yara isn’t being controlling. She’s just being a nervous first time mom.

IKR? This baby is fresh out of the womb and Jovi is really already trying to make Yara feel weird about not wanting to leave her for a week to go on a honeymoon?

Yara, you’re doing exactly what any new mom would. Don’t let that dumbass make you feel bad about it. He don’t know WTF he’s talking about.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

They’ll fly Dr. Now in for a cameo with his array of medieval implements.

Fingers crossed!!

[brillia79]

Jovi is a dumbass. Yara isn’t controlling here. She’s doing her job as a parent of a newborn. And yes, Mylah was getting way too much sun exposure.